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Many of your boyfriends need to follow this woman. You’re welcome❤️
There’s this SA chef on Instagram that uses her cooking to give tips to men on how to pleasure women and she is just funny as hell😂😂😂😂
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We need MORE information about childbirth.
pregnancy and child birth wasn’t meant for the digital world. we’re actually not supposed to know as much as we do because now we don’t wanna do it lmaoooo
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You guyss, yesterday while gisting with my mum I mistakenly slipped about going to Abuja by flight when I was in 300L.
Now, this dramatic woman has been saying “just in case you’re going to ABUJA, safe trip oh” EVEN when I’m literally wearing bathroom slippers to buy bread!??😭😭
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You later found out he’s actually a graduate of law but hasn’t been able to get a job. So you connect him to your rich father who owns a law firm and gives him a job and suddenly his life turns around and you fall in love with him and realize this was your Christmas miracle 🥹🥹
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This 13 year old nail tech doesn’t get a lot of customers because people dismiss him as incapable of doing good work. If you’re in UI environs, he’s just under the tree beside the bike park. Please patronize him, he’s not bad at all.
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There’s no conductor and I thought it would be fun to gather the money for the driver but I’m bad at math and now people are shouting at ME for their change ???😭😭😭😭
You guys I’m jumping bus to work this morningggggg because I woke up ‘late’ ???? (7:20am) and my daddy left meeeee.
Oh my dayssssssss😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I feed and house you but I can’t touch you??? Cats have mad audacity!
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The bar, is beneath Mount Everest.
He did an amazing Job babysitting his daughter. He even has his own feeding bottle!😂
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Do you people remember when that Channels TV reporter battered his wife and when she called him out, a sitting Governor made them reconcile and hug on National TV?
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Being broke and in love is such a pain. E go just be like say person no dey thoughtful or intentional 😭😭
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I hope YOU win too Folakemi🥰🥰
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He was rolling on the floor and eventually played dead because he had ‘blue balls’ and I refused to help him 🙃
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Your homeboy go tell you say him give babe something to help am “relax”.
Hin go tell you say the babe no wan gree first but later she camdown.
You KNOW it’s weird, you won’t call it out. Then you’d come online to feign surprise when we say check your friends.
Why do women think every nigga got a rapist homeboy? lmao
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If you’re an undergraduate and a feminist, DM your account number for a token. ❤️
I’ll stop when my account balance cannot take it anymore, please don’t get offended if I can’t get to you. 🙏🏿
Happy international women’s day ladies!🥰
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I’m posting this so I can come back to quote it with “I got the job!”🥹🥹🥹
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We really need abortions to become legalized.
A 19 year old in school has no business birthing and raising a child.
Jesus.
I'm so so sorry you're going through this. I really hope you're surrounded by supportive family and friends.
It's normal to feel the way you do, and I know eventually you'll join us outside. Please let me know if you have a support system already, or you'd like to be
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Your homeboy will not outrightly tell you “I have raped a woman”.
He’ll make rapey jokes, statements, give very weird opinions about women, display aggression against women.
And you’ll know.
It’s okay (not) to do nothing but don’t lie that you don’t KNOW.
Why do women think every nigga got a rapist homeboy? lmao
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There’s this SA chef on Instagram that uses her cooking to give tips to men on how to pleasure women and she is just funny as hell😂😂😂😂
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One male quoted this with “I want”, another male said “I wouldn’t mind”.
These same males “watabout men” us every-time we talk about issues concerning women. This is an issue concerning men and they’re fantasizing about wanting to be sexually assaulted. You’re sick!
This is a rich tag considering the boys are mostly trafficked and underage; there was a report listing that most of the boys are sold out early as 5 to these tourists to fulfill their fantasy; there are mostly underpaid, underage, unpaid, trafficked and abused
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I left that school in 2021 and a student still remembers me today🥺🥺🥺
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@flashyjoker_
@thatsapphire_
Rather than insult you for asking this very annoying question, I’ll answer.
1. Warn the girls, tell them their drinks have been spiked.
2. Warn the girls.
3. Warn. The. Girls.
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@TheOluwabukunmi
Cooking is ABSOLUTELY a feminist issue. Anything that allows for men to be entitled to the point of hurting a woman, is a big feminist issue.
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This woman has shown workings. She broke an international record, holds bi-annual cooking classes for thousands of people& is an ambassador for many brands. Learn from this,girls. No matter how hard u work- jealous, bitter and cretinous males will try to diminish ur achievements.
cooking food can’t get you this much money and material things, im sure you’re hiding behind the “chef” tag and doing other things lowkey.
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I remember a few years ago when people used to treat WhatsApp calls like it’s for the poor.
“If you’re using WhatsApp to call then it means you don’t have credit or you’re broke.”
It was hilarious!
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You guys I’m jumping bus to work this morningggggg because I woke up ‘late’ ???? (7:20am) and my daddy left meeeee.
Oh my dayssssssss😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Now add: non misogynistic, non homophobic, non tribalistic, liberal.
Being irreligious especially in a country like Nigeria really limits your friendship/relationship partners options.
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Your priority should be a good moisturizer for that ashy face.
You follow a pretty girl but she rts "Morticia Addams" onto your tl😔<<<<<
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Hello Twitter we need your help.
Can you please help ask
@Dominionhousegl
@DominionhouseN
to please explain why they have chosen to ignore a young girl who reported a sexual harassment complaint by one of their pastors, despite promising to investigate the matter?
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@PromiseRaymond4
@ulxma
Yes you sound like a fucking predator. Leave that girl alone you loser!
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What the hell is wrong with you people? You think this is a fucking joke???
This one una dey kill women make no body kill my future wife o🙄
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Randomly remembered how we ladies would suck on each other’s vaginas just to help the other person reduce the blood flow during menstruation. Never again 😂
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You people come and see ooo. They’ve found a way to call a woman working in cybersecurity an ashawo😭😭😭
There’s obviously a rot in your brain because a properly functioning brain cannot come up with this filth😭😭
@99Poke_em
Its a form of sexual marketing.
Its a subconscious behavior.
Like she trying to tell you
"Apart from my body, i am different from other women, can't you see i am a chosen, sorry cyber security analyst."
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After my best friend ended the call with her ex (they talk everyday Lmaooo) I shouted “please why exactly are you still talking to this fool??”
He was still on the call.
He heard me🙃
BRB going to kms🚶🏾♀️
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@blvckitan
Just that UI junction, when you come into Agbowo. The first place you find people selling food by the roadside.
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The bookmarks Omgggggg 😭😭😭😭at least it means y’all are willing to learn ❤️
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She’s “running from dick” because you’re hurting her, most likely hitting her cervix. It is not something to be proud of that you fucked a woman till she became sore and in pain. You are not agba fucker, your dick is nothing spectacular, you are just a man that cannot fuck.
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My sister is in desperate need of a job. The one she currently has is badly affecting her mental health. She has an OND in accounting and lots of experience in customer care and the FMCG industry. Location is Lagos (Surulere). Pls pls help retweet.
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I’ll never understand the idea of an abortion ban. It is literally my body? You’re forcing me to keep a living thing growing in my own body for months and then go through excruciating pain trying to birth it. Then still raise it for 18 years.
Again, it is literally MY BODY??
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My lovers, it’s easy to tell when a man is only interested in you for the sex. The conversations are not deep, texting often leads to sexting, zero to minimal effort on his end and he does not care enough to ask why you’re sad.
Unless this is what you want,kick him to the curb!
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Straight men are running from intense orgasms because of toxic masculinity sha. Let your girlfriend peg you neowww
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A man that does not care enough to GOOGLE your illness and learn everything about it, is NOT a man to partner with. TRASH it!
A man that is ignorant/ unable to comprehend your illness. TRASH it!
A man that downplays the struggles that come with your illness, TRASHHH it!
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He’s a rapist and an abuser to other women but I’m special so he won’t do it to me.
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One day this one too will want to be regarded as the “man of the house”. Someone with breeze for brain cells.
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Men (read: fathers) will continue to die alone unless they learn to become better human beings to their wives and kids. Even the men who raised their kids with fear, neglect and trepidation expect to be cared for in their old age. No be so.
I have worked on old men in their 70+ and women in 70+
Most men in 70s I have seen coming to the hospital are always alone, forgotten and sad. Be it poor or rich, most of them are always without anyone to take care of them.
The truth is men die alone and it's sad.
Old women on
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I still do NOT understand the woman who gave me 400 naira for herself, then later added 1000 naira for 3 people and demanded I give her change of 100 naira for two people. How does that even make sense? Frauds.
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@Wana____
And this is it: at the end of the day you’re denying your whole ass family BECAUSE OF SEX.
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This tweet is actually so stupid. This “vile misandry” you speak of ends online. You get insulted and your feelings are hurt (at the very worst).
Misogyny on the other hand gets us raped and killed everyday you stupid fool.
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I am in DESPERATE need of a laptop. So if you have two laptops and can afford to lend or give me one for a duration of (I don’t really know), then please PLEASE help.
RT guys.
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The most shameful thing about this tweet is that MOST people actually know that it’s a lie, but they will still run with it just because of agenda.😂😂
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This man is explaining HIS OWN experience and there are males telling him it is not misogyny 😂😂
If you don’t want to be self aware, it’s fine. But leave other people nau.
I remember calling Airtel customer when I first moved back to Nigeria. I was angry and yelling at a female call rep. The call disconnected, and I called back. This time, a man answered. I realised halfway through the conversation that I was now speaking in a calmer tone.
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I feel uncomfortable about male allies talking down on women in cases where it’s a ‘women against other women’ argument.
You’re an ally, thank you for speaking up. But you still don’t get to mock or insult any woman irrespective of wether she’s talking shit or not.
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Aproko doctor’s thread is very dangerous coming from someone whose opinions are digested by many. Tomorrow somebody will rape five women and confidently say he has a mental illness; he is addicted to raping. You diagnose a man with mental illness after watching two videos?
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This man hates tribalism. He 100% understands oppression. He is against being cheated and sings often about reclaiming the mandate of Peter Obi: he knows what it is like to be oppressed.
He only draws the line with the oppression of women. They understand, they just don’t care.
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Ibadan to Lagos- 1hr 40mins
Berger to Surulere- 2hrs 51 minutes.
I don’t know how you people survive living in Lagos. I really empathize.
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It’s going to be a direct ‘sub’ so I shall tag you. And I’ll be honest.
Also, only like this if we actually know each other or have had an interaction.
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Today, I made JSS2 students debate. It was the usual “GIRLS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS”, but I switched the roles and told boys to debate for Girls, and girls debate for boys. It was wild😭😭😭
Boys were calling themselves useless and girls were calling themselves lazy ffs🤣
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You guysss! So two kids in my estate (11 and 12) had a fight while they were playing ‘catcher’. The 12 year old went crying to her parents about the fight because the 11 year old allegedly pushed her. Her (obviously VERY foolish) father, ACTUALLY went ahead to call the👇🏿
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If you’re a single atheist, DM me let’s live in sin 🥺🥺
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“Haha una get shawarma for Ibadan?” is the most foolish thing I have been unfortunate to hear today.
I don’t know if people consider it a joke but the Ibadan ridicule has become stale and disgusting. Wrap it up!
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@ficogenic
And where exactly did I say they did? If you don’t get out with your not all men bullshit!
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Smart men use the sex toys to their advantage.
What a sex toy or vibrator can do, I don’t know one man that can do that job.
- Doyin
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This is so embarrassing for them. I heard men were literally peeping from outside trying to see women. Disgoooor.
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There’s nothing like KARMA. People will glow and blossom even after doing horrible things to you.
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@misseverywhereg
@JusticeTierney
Your body is NOT broken sis! Try achieving orgasm by touching yourself and understanding your own body. THEN you can decide to teach the man if you want.
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Feminists can also have internalized misogyny- the most important thing is to unlearn but not everyone even agrees they have this.
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Una dey comment “it’s this or nothing” but small quarrel you don block each other everywhere. Keep marinating in your delusion.
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I maintain that a man cannot completely unlearn patriarchy or misogyny-especially one raised in the Nigerian society. But that willingness to unlearn? That’s what distinguishes the MEN from the males.
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Today marks my first anniversary at Interswitch 🥺🥺 I haven’t worked anywhere for a year before🥲
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This is a long shot but is anyone interested in sharing their Yaba/Surulere or environs apartment with me? I’m very quiet, very tidy and I always pay my bills.
Please help RT so my prospective roommate can find me🥹🥹🥹
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Likeee this tweet for a sub- but bear in mind that I will be very honest.
PS: I will stop whenever I get tired plis don’t vex🤭
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One Mr Tope is the owner of and a teacher at IMPACT TUTOR ACADEMY. On Wednesday he sat my 16yr old sister down and proceeded to tell her he “likes her body” and wants to be “having sex with her”. I can’t find him on Twitter but I would sooo love him to deny this.
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(obviously INCREDIBLY foolish) officers of the Nigerian police, to ARREST the 11 year old AND THEY DID!!??This girl spent the whole day at the station and we only just got her out!
@BenHundeyin
your miscreants at BODETHOMAS police station now arrest little children for fighting?
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Bet.
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You had someone take a photo of you, posted it alongside a thread, so you could show her how unbothered you are?👩🏿
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I really hate these jealous and bitter set of foolish men. Once women start thriving in a field, they find ways to reduce their accomplishment. Every damn time.
once she start selling apartments, nobody has to tell you bro
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What did Khaled Hosseini say about a man’s accusing fingers again?🙂
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I absolutely detest slow and dull men. The fact that they are audacious and loud in their ignorance is just ridiculous.
Do u know wat I find funny bout u, I haven't seen u tweet or disrespect any of ur family members. You praise and appreciate them. But u enable all these Women looking up to you, to do worse to themselves and deir family.
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I knowwwww you’re not trying to twist this narrative! Where in these very vile comments did the men leave an impression that they wanted to learn? Also, you’re an embarrassment if you sit back and demand knowledge be fed to you on Twitter. Read, fool.
Only men are made villains for not knowing how the female body works
Nobody ever tries to educate us, they just assume you should know somehow and when you don’t, straight to insults.
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So it means we can never know that a good man is actually good. These “switch up” stories are really worrisome.
If you told me that the same man that took two bikes to my fathers house in VGC cause I was craving a bounty would one day be the same man I had to DRAG on the internet to see the child WE were so excited to have, I would have cursed you.
Men will switch up and leave you dizzy.
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Hey guys good morning. Please I have a young lady who is currently out of work and is the caregiver for her elderly mom. She doesn’t have a degree yet but can work as a clerk, front desk or anything on that level.Please help retweet. Location is Ibadan.🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
#IWD2023
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This is morality and shouldn’t be confused with the fight for gender equality. Women should not be held to a higher standard (bcos why is the happiness of a random woman dependent on me and not the man she married?) I don’t need to kumbaya with all women to prove I am feminist.
Try not to knowingly cause another woman pain, especially when it’s at the benefit of a man. Even down to something as small (or large) as sleeping with her husband. You should be on her side.
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