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There is none like unto the God of Jeshurun. God’s beloved; God’s permanent residence. Encircled by God all day long, within whom God is at home.

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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
6 months
This is why I mind my business on here , me y3 me Nyame adwuma wie aa , na Ma tweeti brims kakra, women are not good people kakraa, Chelsea FC nso kakraa, na ma ha Rosina ne Momo nso kakra …then I bounce All the best to you all🙏
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
5 months
that's why my first date idea is always water-themed. Water park, swimming, kayaking, or even baptism. Can't fool me
@MoneyNuu
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5 months
She do makeup so good she done turned the bitch into caresha
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@iam_jeshurun
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8 months
my mum is slowly beginning to realize that i am actually just gnashing. for years she thought i just didn’t like “mmaa sem”. afei dier wahu s3 mmaa na 3mp3 masem
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Brothers, how do you bag a girl like this when you have the transfer budget of Brighton? Need answers expeditiously.
@eewusiwaaa
ella ✰
7 months
W birthday !!!!
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
3 months
one nightmare of mine is to go online and see that someone close to me is doing stuff like this
@_DrLomo
Sir Lomo 🇬🇧
3 months
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
6 months
More boys demma babes be mid but sekof “boys boys” we no fit talk hm
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
24 days
the “American” accent be part of the rainbow package or what?
@KwesiHubert
Hubert 𝕏
25 days
Who does bro think he is😭💀
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
But the funniest thing about this whole thing be say we dey school plus most of you. You dey buy gob3 4 cedis for Ayeduase Gate we dey see. Some nigga take you pass Ambe we dey see. You're not all that but you're forming elite on twitter 🤣
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
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@g_er_aldine
Geraldine 💞
8 months
What is thread carefully?😭
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
THIS IS A LIE. I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THIS BOY. HE WAS ALWAYS LIKE THIS. HE NEVER LED ANY RELIGIOUS GROUP IN ST. AUGUSTINE'S. NONE OF THE CATHOLIC ONES, AND DEFINITELY NOT THE PROTESTANT FELLOWSHIP. STOP THE MISINFORMATION.
@jeyjudee777
Voice of Gh
8 months
-This is how headucator looked like during shs,before turning trans for hayford to lick ein trumu. -He was in scripture union leading people to Christ in Augusco
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
9 months
We have the best rappers🔥🔥🔥
@kofi_longus
KOD
9 months
Augusco 101:
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
She delete but I get screenshots. Na today🤣
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Ah chaley??
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
6 months
Tl asleep? It's always the gravitationally challenged ones, hm.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
Them fit pick bolt from Indece to Repu😭
@VOICE_of_KNUST
𝐕𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐊𝐧𝐮𝐬𝐭
8 months
Freshers 101 : 👀
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
9 months
Joyful Way Ryan Offei Joe Mettle Team Eternity Ghana Amen Choir Diana Hamilton Vessel Chordrick All contemporary gospel singers/ groups with high quality music with high spiritual influence post 2015. Maybe you fell off, because gospel music didn't.
@KojoNhyiraa
Kojo Nhyira
9 months
Ghana gospel fell off after 2015 tbh. You don’t even feel the power behind these songs again. It’s all about shouting and personal sentiments
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
One of these days we'll talk about one hajia on this app who thinks she's an activist because she tweets trending hashtags. You want to tell us to boycott events but you were at every concert under the sun. Funfooler pro max.
@kwakzzzz
virchow
8 months
them fanfool somebody make ethrow ein career away, but so life dey, we dey learn the hard way sometimes, but rn dier no more occupying and occupation 🤣
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
One of you tap bolt inside for Repu ein front wey you angle your body take snap caption am "passenger princess". As you take the streak send me then you nor know say as you dey enter the bolt then adey enter the hall🤣
@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
But the funniest thing about this whole thing be say we dey school plus most of you. You dey buy gob3 4 cedis for Ayeduase Gate we dey see. Some nigga take you pass Ambe we dey see. You're not all that but you're forming elite on twitter 🤣
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
5 months
@Classicsamirex She'll convert
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
Eh, if you'll die of anything it'll be cholesterol
@bigtittiii
titti🩷
8 months
@iam_jeshurun That was so funny I’m dying of laughter
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
"I need a break from this app" nyinaa s33 you're packing chop box to go to school 😭
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
Oh I rec this thing longest. One particular clique like that, them all be mid wey them sanso be tiwui. Like all of them oh😭😭
@__nanaopare
FREDRIC SAINT⚡️
8 months
Ah be like the girls get cliques oo .😂😂😂 I just noticed
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
There's this Ghanaian movie where John Dumelo's girlfriend had an accident on Val's Day and died. Then she came back in another body and he fell for her again. Who knows the title please? Rt for reach.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
This be troski mate for Kumasi oh, but Accra niggas go talk say them dey shadda pass Kumasi boys
@AnnRoselynnn
Annie Roselynn
8 months
Who’s this mate’s stylist? I thought it was black sherif doing a photo shoot 🤣
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Argentina had Messi. Ghana's whole team is messy.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Come and see something 😭
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
10 months
She thinks she can gaslight the quiz mistress
@kwakzzzz
virchow
10 months
the GeyHey girl get am wrong she say ‘really’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
That's why the wife countered with prime Mourinho's defensive 5-4-1 tactics. The only way to save her marriage and remind him she's still the special one. No gree for anybody👍🏾
@leoandrevic
Andrei
8 months
Almost died from laughter reading this, because bringing 2 spoons is elite tactics. 2 weeks in she’ll start asking him what should we eat this week. One day, she’ll forget one spoon and they’ll both have to share the same spoon. Ancelotti’s 4-3-3
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
5 months
looks like this is leaving the target audience so lemme just add that this is a joke and I know waterproof makeup is a thing. Laugh a little😂
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: My roommate: but mosquitoes nu 3y3 d3n na )mo duru 4th floor 😭😭😭😭
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
6 months
Women will show you hmm
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
6 months
Not even joking my boy ein woman break up with am today.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
@BineyKoby Ate what? Banku?🤣
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
You'll be scrolling this app and see the hottest girl ever, and the location in her bio will be Lagos, Nigeria. Every time.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
Today the whole tl ebi Titti she go make happy pass😂
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
📸
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@Afia_Dimple
AFiA DiMPLË
8 months
flaunt your Twitter ( X ) avi.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
4 years
@gyaigyimii_Fan @NoYawa_ Please follow back
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
When you only find out she went on a boat cruise because she drowned>>>
@TheHabaneroChef
Abeni Mrs Money
8 months
Fav part about boat cruise is the no service on your phone, your bf won’t be able to spoil your mood with his sulking
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
5 months
@Wangu001 @MrBenjaminB Except Judas hanged himself before Jesus resurrected
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Although I’m ok with being single, I can’t wait to actually meet someone who’s actually interested in me. The constant crave of wanting to talk, asking about my day, my feelings, sharing laughter & being heard is so rare nowadays. Nobody communicates anymore. Real is Rare.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
You people observe something in your bubble and complain about it like it's a general problem. How many women for market dey use "chaii" instead of "ebei"
@Obi_Empress
Naa Obɛjeŋba
8 months
We've completely thrown out Ghanaian lingo and adopted "sha", "omo", "Chai" in our everyday chats.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Then SHS be some wild place oh. Woman fit leave you because Joey in Art 1 can dance like Ayo and Teo.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
Nobody created group to insult you. You just happened to be today's topic of ridicule 👍🏾
@Afiasisterr
𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝔂🤍
8 months
I admire you a lot nyinaa saa na you’ve created a group to insult me🤣🤣 Charleeee🤣🤣🤣
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
Last moments of 2023. Like this tweet and I’ll say something about you
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
11 months
@Skilo2x while ohemartin dey? You go be them kind niggas them no dey support made in Ghana
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Like this tweet and I'll guess something about you
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
5 months
@kwame_bryt @nvmpages real, any witch trying to date me will just burn there and then
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Wo s)re ah all you do is to make fun of other girls' appearances but wo apantan s3 square.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
ⓘ This user belongs to Jesus
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
9 months
If it were someone showing this type of affection to their pastor like keyboard warriors root. Mmoa.
@SIKAOFFICIAL1
SIKAOFFICIAL🦍
9 months
“Ein song change my life” - A die-hard fan asserts that Darko Vibes’ songs changed his life, as he showers praise on him.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
Ah ebi you them laugh your makeup nu?😭
@Afiasisterr
𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝔂🤍
8 months
@iam_jeshurun So I should show you today was not the first time?
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
So because Madrid chased Mbappe all summer, they shouldn't sign Joselu on deadline day?
@val_anaman
Valerie
8 months
Men can be funny sometimes. You tell me how you feel about me and realize the feeling isn’t mutual. How tf do you post your girl the next day with a caption of how much you love her. Ei where was she yesterday,Kojo??
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
3 months
“Baby girl you got me on my knees” be like no be now OBO start dey beg oh😂
@datchughuy
Uncle Chu
3 months
“Sarkodie ft Davido - Gunshot” was ahead of its time 🔥
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
6 months
I'm sorry but if I entered your dms, your chance to use it against me expires after 3 months. No come post "this you" after one year. I've moved on, do same.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
@___Aseda @ the person make we move swiftly. All this subbing no dey need.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
I miss when our players looked like hungry boys from the trenches. These dbees don't know how to fight for the badge.
@gyaigyimii
KALYJAY
8 months
We fell off as a country
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
4 years
A minute of silence for her man. He'll have to endure "Fellow Ghanaians" smiling at him every time he hits it from the back😂😂
@gyaigyimii
KALYJAY
4 years
Can you do this for your favourite political party??
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
When you see a pretty girl out in public, maintain eye contact for a few seconds and mouth out the words "You're beautiful." When she smiles or blushes,you smile back. Then you approach and ask for her socials.
@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
I got some free game for the boys. 99% success rate.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Is it by force to be a twitter influencer?
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Them say school mother post 41 pictures in the last 24 hours, you combine the likes sef e no dey reach 1k. Underground twitter influencer in the mud 🤣
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
So as you were laughing at the girl when you knew her good friend was in the gc, what were you expecting 🤣
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
1 month
Sekof you wear braces since childhood wey then them sanso dey pack Welch’s give you as snacks for school you figa you be dbee pass Spendylove for Kumasi. Spendylove wey visit 17 countries.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
5 months
As a Christian, you don’t have “your truth”. Seek God.
@pee_rsp
.pee🤎
5 months
As a Christian I don’t believe in Hell and that’s my truth. Everything I believe because I know God for myself. You see that Hell story? I’m not buying it. My God I’ve served won’t subject me to eternal fire because of a flaw. He has loved us thorough and thorough to let us
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
4 years
I heard about the violence from the police going on in Nigeria and here are a few tips for #EndSarsProtests #EndSARS protesters. (A thread)
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
4 months
like this tweet and I’ll rate your avi.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
3 months
I went back and tried the waffles again yesterday, and you can tell how fluffy it is in frame 2. It was a nice golden brown too. Easily an 8.5. Chicken was more crunchy too. I liked that so it gets a 9. There’s definitely been good changes since I tried it originally on Sunday.
@barbecuecitygh
BarbecueCity 🇬🇭
3 months
I will not accept this, come back tomorrow. We’ll make another one free of charge and you can do an official review. Chef K.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
This be hard...as in hard to listen to
@aydeee25
aydeee
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Hmmm
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
24 days
Nah deep it. So nor headucator too dey talk
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Okponglo Lizzo too say what?
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
"Taking screenshots of groupchats to show your friends is childish" but talking about people in your group chat is not? We all we dey here👍🏾
@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
She delete but I get screenshots. Na today🤣
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Lecturer ask "what is sustaining you?" boys say breast ey
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
You said somebody looks like she has rabies but one bad joke on the tl I made you people said I'm obolophobic and insensitive and things. Hypocrites.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
If you understand how the GRA operate, you won't take the Cheddar news seriously. They can show up at your door one day and tell you they've been calculating your taxes wrongly, and that means you owe them extra money. Crooks.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Should I do a giveaway to celebrate 1k?
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Wow🍑🍑 @_DrLomo
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
6 months
Then there's this gc😂😂
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@RoddyIgnant
Rod.
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Women really think it be some wild shit in mens group chats. Let me tell u, a male only group chat is the most boring shit on earth.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
2 months
As a lady why are you trying to get a man when you don’t have a car? She should get her life together before talking to him. Kudos to the guy for knowing his worth.
@enyonvm
Ugo C. Shege
2 months
A lady invited you to church because she likes you. While you're struggling to get a car home, another lady offers to drop you off at the junction. Now you're chasing the one that gave you lift? Why are men?
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
Because you can't jump to conclusions and you're always the bigger person.
@bigtittiii
titti🩷
8 months
Loyal girls do exist , we’re just obolo 👍🏾.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
5 minutes into this documentary I'm hearing "I was 12 when I realized I was gay. And I can't have God if I'm gay." Chale I'm logging out wai.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
I really won the lottery with this one❤
@momotsgg
Obianuju🤍
8 months
Lyk Dis.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
As long as blowman get banger dier we all go blow this year🙏
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
1. He spells it headucator 2. Refusing to pay after blasting the trans-trumz was the first breach of contract. Whatever shege Hayford see after that be ein own issue.
@KojoWud_
kojo wud
8 months
headicator is wrong for videoing him. you said on a space that your client’s privacy is protected so now why post a vid of one? idc about the hayford guy coz he fool but what headicator do be wrong.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
6 months
Me after I send her a 5k bouquet and she tells me "babe it's these little things that make me love you"
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Please and please, if you've not read your Bible, don't engage me in any Biblical argument. I'm still learning but you see that Book? I know it😂
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
4 years
@lfcmansor_ And what did the Palestinians do to Israel? Did Israel just get up and start killing people?
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
4 years
@JeremyBoamah2 @Greatman__ @frreaky_szn Chale what is air on? 😂😂
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
7 months
Situationship, friends with benefits, office wife/husband, bestie, sneaky link. All stupid terms btw. Y'all need to go back to yearning and true love.
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@iam_jeshurun
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3 months
I tried the honey bbq chicken and waffles from @barbecuecitygh Price: 80Ghc Waffle: 6/10. flat and chewy and felt more like a pancake. Could definitely be way more fluffy. Chicken: 8.5/10. Juicy and flavorful. Wish there was a spicy option though. Whole meal is a solid 6.5/10
@iam_jeshurun
JCM
3 months
@barbecuecitygh price for the waffles no comot? Or make I just pass through for free samples on Sunday?
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me mmom dier I still dey do. As a rule of thumb, I never send snaps when I’m still at that location. I go come house then release am small small over the next few days. If you like vex, ebi my phone 😌
@Dadzie_Daily
Kofi Dadzie
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Ever since the " media upload " update on Snapchat, the boys shun dey streak old videos.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
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what would you do if you found out your partner is a notorious beggar on twitter?
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
8 months
Waiting for your video to drop bro.
@wavu_is_active
Kingflaymes
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when we were young.
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
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She came to ask if I was her Uber haha
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@iam_jeshurun
JCM
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A pretty girl is walking up to my car eish
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