Dr. Sserunjogi Emma
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Medical Doctor,Degree @MakerereU ,president @MakerereCHS 2019,ED @videmaktech . Medical consult? Visit here: I ❤️Medicine
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I have worked on old men in their 70+ and women in 70+
Most men in 70s I have seen coming to the hospital are always alone, forgotten and sad. Be it poor or rich, most of them are always without anyone to take care of them.
The truth is men die alone and it's sad.
Old women on
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Men should tell us how they manage to leave money at home, pay school fees, rent, water and having side chicks.
Even at work, giving women money, with whom you earn similar salaries and then be able to;
-Construct houses
-Buy cars
-Buy land etc.
-Wedding
Women come and learn
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Imagine a 24hr shift on Christmas and My Birthday...
Unless it's an emergency, don't go to medical school 😊
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Bobi Wine gives a speech -> Kenzo gets furious.
Sheebah transcribes the speech to text -> Kenzo thanks her for supporting the cause.
Lesson: If someone hates you, they WILL ALWAYS look for a mistake in anything you say, even when there's none, they will get words out of context
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This was my weekend.
We Removed this fibroid which weighed 3.2kg. Normally a baby weighs 2.5kg - 4kg. So you can imagine how big it was.
Causes of fibroids;
1: Nulliparous uterus ( one which has never carried pregnancy)
2: Early Menarche (Starting periods at an early stage)
3:
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Mpuuga, however much he maybe needed in NUP, Bobi Wine has to tame him, otherwise, many like him will start sprouting.
What Bobi Wine is doing, is the right thing any sane and intelligent leader would do. Bobi Wine haters are just jumping to conclusions, after all, a charging
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Working in a government hospital!!!
I admitted these two patients myself. The young man had a fracture femur following an accident and the old man, 75 years had an abdominal mass. Of course there are no beds!!!
Government hospitals need some serious fixing!!!!
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These are the students parents of Kampala Parents School (KPS) don't want to see mixing with their cool kids.
Anyway, we all meet at Makerere University.
Cool kid or Not, the hill takes us all.
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A cannula can get complicated, this child is going to lose the hand today because of a cannula.
1: Don't allow tight cannulas. 2: Cannulas with plaster strapped around the hand. It's supposed to be a half circle tied around, not full as this can cut off blood supply.
1/2
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There's that generation that enjoyed the privileges of graduating from uni with jobs awaiting them, even at Uni, the government used to give them free meals and allowances.
They started working straight away with govt prepared jobs and now call our generation lazy, ungrateful,
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Ask me any question... Medical and IT related.
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Tuli wano ku ART (HIV) clinic naye Abaana banyiridde!! 🙂
Make sure it's on ba blood... If it's not on, it's not safe at all... Everyone is sick except you!!
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Ani yali amanyi that NBS would sink this low😂🤦
It's no longer about News, they're taking the issue with NUP personal.
They have even surpassed Galaxy and Gravity combined😂😂
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Bank Security 1:
No one needs your pin to withdraw money from your bank, all that is needed is 5 sec access to your VISA card.
On your VISA card, all that is needed online to withdraw money is the card number, expiration date, name on card and CVC code. These, if someone has 5
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This child has been admitted in hospital for like a week but around 5 men have visited on different days and everyone is "the father" of the child, the woman has really played them!!!!!! 🙌🙌🙌
I think she has made like 500k so far. All of them are giving her money for hospital
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We need a documentary on Bobi Wine's life, it would be inspirational to know his life story from zero to becoming an international figure.
If you feel like your life is worthless, he was once nothing and now, he's everything.
It's called hard work and persistence.
Happy birthday
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The biggest expenses for everyone in life are;
Rent
Food
Transport
Medical bills.
If you master them, you have solved the biggest question of your financial journey.
How to master them?
1: Rent, it's supposed to be 15% of your net monthly income. This means rent where this can
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The patient I admitted for 5 days saying "musawo do whatever you can please and save my life".
Today marks a week since he ran away after recovering!!! He could walk around as part of recovering, one day he completely disappeared without paying!!
Patients mukitumalako!!!! 🚮🚮
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These empty regional referrals reminds me of those plates and cups mom used to keep hidden only for visitors.😂😂😂😂
They're always clean, organized ready for exhibition when visitors come
This is Gulu Regional Referral Hospital. It accommodates a 12 Bed casualty ward, 4 operating theatres, 81 bed maternity, 5 bed ICU, 2 X-ray machines, 3 ultra sounds, and 6 labour suits, 100kv generator and an ambulance
#UgandaHealthExhibition
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I don't know what is happening to our generation.
I got this midwife who graduated in 2019 but she failed to get a hospital job, she has been working in drug shops and pharmacies.
During interviews, she had knowledge but on ground after getting the job, her medical skills were
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Anyone with
@DrOtileUg
phone number?, need to check on him.
He's been so quiet... Oh anyone to confirm if he's okay.
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At one point, you have to put books aside, stop with upgrading, sit-down and look for Money.
Your children won't eat that PhD.
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This lady, child is sick, how much is treatment doctor?
Me: 150,000ugx
Her: Ehhh Musawo, that's too much, I don't have it.
She then calls the husband, the child's treatment is 250,000ugx, send it now now...!!!
This is case1 out of countless.... Men really are born to suffer.
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Went with this couple to a Marriage room at URSB for their civil marriage
After, we had a party of 7 people at MacKinnon Suits
The whole wedding expense was less than 5M and we had a blast. It was like buddies having a big hangout.We all knew each other
I now know what to do😊
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Not your ordinary doctor. I'm a software engineer as well.😊
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If you get a chance of employing Indians or Chinese for any work you want get done, just don't hesitate.
Ugandans will look for a job like their life depends on it and then start working like they're helping you.
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The child has sickle cell disease and the mother is a sickle cell carrier but the father is completely normal.
Is the father the father or the father is just fathering?
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I laugh when I hear weak men saying that "she left me after all I did for her" 😂😂😂
Women don't care about your sacrifices, they absolutely don't. They only care about their emotions.
If she finds a guy that gives her the right emotions, she won't remember anything 😀
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The way I see women in hospitals getting medical bills for one child from 10 different men!!!
Children have been turned into a lucrative business by some women.
I will do my DNA in-utero.
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If it was possible, they were going to hid us the broke ones until visitors leave😂
Gov't is even washing roads. I didn't know these people could reach this extent. We need visitors every year.
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Feminists can overthrow any government... They just don't know yet😂😂😂😂
There's a way they're so coordinated, together, you may think they have a mother server 😌🙌🙌
Am a big fun of y'all.😌
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Call me local or traditional but why would a 10 year old have a phone???
To call who?? The milk man or order for themselves Pampers and bottles?
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If UTIs, cough and Flu, malaria, typhoid and gastric ulcers are completely wiped off the planet.
Most clinics would close in a day, abaana bagaba ceftriaxone!!! 😂
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Learnt this from my parents.
The most important part about raising children is living within your means. Not close to or slightly above but within.
Having children only requires mental preparedness and ability to live within your means.
If it's hospital, choosing IHK vs a good
I’ve realized most young people on this app actually don’t know the responsibilities that come with being a parent and financially raising children.
I am not shaming anyone, but if you are still broke delay being a parent as much as possible. If you are going to borrow money for
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Me and One of my patients today ☺️☺️☺️
She told me she wants to be a doctor and I decided to give her an experience of being one.
These are the experiences that make us love the profession ☺️☺️
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So, does that mean if Mathias Mpuuga succeeds he will have set a precedent?
I then see Vice chancellors, LC chairs, hospital directors and all public servants doing the same. "I feel like I have done my best for this country, kaneweyo ka loose 500M off money for hospital beds"
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This 28 year old male took some herbal extracts for man power.
Now he's fighting for his Liver.
He's having what we call DIRI -Drug induced liver injury.
These things, herbalists will never tell them to you.
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Kindly use this Easter holiday to watch the following documentaries on YouTube.
1: Undercover Billionaire.
2: Rich brother Poor brother.
3: Money and me.
Comeback here and comment, I guess you will be thanking me.
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As a man of 25-30yrs, all you need is focus on making money.
Women of your age bracket want men in 30's+ and you cannot marry a woman below 25yrs unless you want to be admitted to Butabika.
When you make 30+ you will get to marry woman between 25-30 and you'll have some money.
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Most women at work will save 100% of their salaries and then go on a begging spree from men to get through the month.
Men who are being begged turn out to save less than 50% of their salary.
Kindly, if she's working, getting paid and she is not your wife, just don't give her a
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Congratulations to y'all graduating this month.
Don't listen to anyone telling you that there are no jobs, manya life after graduation is hard...
Enjoy your milestone, you deserve it. Put on your best suit, eat that food like you mean it, shake that booty. Have fun for you
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I Don't know what some women want sometimes.
This guy has a 9 months old baby girl with a woman outside his marriage.
Talked to the girl and she wants to open up a police case that the guy doesn't pay child support.
Called the guy to help resolve issues and we met physically
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Okay, let me brag a little.
I actually failed UNEB 😂😂 got 4 points in Computer (I was so angry and now I write computer softwares whilst being a doctor)😂
Anyway, the maximum points anyone could get (a male) to do any program save for Law at Makerere university Is 53 points.
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How I started off today. 6:00am surgery.
How did you start your day?
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I will repeat this.
Hospital business is the hardest in this country, however much people complain about exorbitant bills but most hospitals are barely making profits.
The costs of operations are very very high and medicare in Uganda is too cheap compared to other countries yet
PHOTOS :Medipal International Hospital, situated along John Babiha Avenue (Acacia), has been sealed off due to unpaid rent arrears.
#NTVNews
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I have come to accept that there's a woman who comes into your life and you start getting money from all corners ☺️☺️☺️😂
Including picking money☺️☺️
Some women are gem 💎
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Has anyone else noticed that children are coming in with fevers above 39 degrees and poorly responding to antipyretics? Also with a high neutrophil count.
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Too bad Jumia Food is closing.
If you want to start or running a tech company, even any big company in Africa, this article by Dr. Ola Brown is a must read.
Attached the article.
𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅.
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But Ugandan patients!!!
You tell them they need an operation, they go to church and then brought back days later by the fellowship members as an emergency!!!
There's a reason God made doctors and we are supposed to be the ones to refer you to Church for God to intervene in case
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To those who have all the money to afford super private heath facilities and can even sponsor themselves abroad but still raise up to this
#UgandaHealthExhibition
and show case how the other " considered insignificant" suffer, you're my true heroes.
It's hard reaching the top
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Why is it that couples can be together for years without any problems but as soon as they get married, they're in counseling sessions year in year out?
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UK used things!!!😂😂😂
Most of them are stolen goods!!
Ugandans 😂
Imagine cars stolen from UK, shipped to France, then to Oman in middle East, Nirobi and finally to pearl of Africa.
Then sold as Uganda UK used😂😂😂
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When it comes to preserving the image of the noble profession, I do it without favor... Now let's see the facts about Kidney transplant.
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Retweet to help a first time mother out there.
Must do scans in pregnancy.
1: At 7 weeks: this for gestation period (dating). Scans are accurate mostly at 7 weeks. It's also for determining if twin or not.
3: At 20 weeks: Fetal anatomy, this confirms if all body parts have 1/2
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😂😂😂😂 reminds me of a doctor we were told about in year one medical school during ethics lectures.
He was working at some hospital in Kiboga, and a guy was brought with a swollen stomach but her grand mother was insisting that it was witchcraft (Ntuumbi), that the doctor
Njagala good Samaritan wano akusindikire ettalo tulabe oba bino onabyogera😶
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Today is day 2 following a Cesarian Section.
Who can spot where the cut was made?
I guess even after this surgery, my patient will be able to sunbathe at the beach.☺️☺️
Rate my wound closure skills out of 10.
Cosmesis of the wound is as important to a woman as the surgery
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The way feminists want good things to equate to women position in society!
Complaining about absence of women in photo 1 but not in photo 2
Women need to take life more serious in all situations than only when it's luxurious.
Of course there are some women who are hardworking
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If the child's name is Jayden, trust me, as a doctor, you're going to have a hard time with their mother
Jayden hates tablets and doctor, no injections.
Can you treat Jayden without getting blood? Jayden fears pricks
As a health professional, what else have you heard on Jayden?
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But pre-school, kindergarten... Is that all necessary for a kid!!!!
And why do primary pupils go to school at 5:00am and come back at 6:00pm???
We became doctors, used to go to school at 8:00am and leave at 4:30pm.
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As a serious parent, why on earth would you feed your child to Obesity!!!!!!!!!
You find a child of 8 years with 50kgs of weight and diabetic.😩😩😩
Imagine type 2 diabetes that we used to classify as adult onset!!
You can show your child love beyond letting them eat anything.
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This tweet needs to be archived!!! Let's calm down 😂
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Doctors will be having a big stomach and advising you about diet and weight control practices😂😂😂
The hypocrisy!!!!
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Dear parents, it's okay to pamper your children but remember it's the society to marry them, employ them and deal with them every day.
Do us a favor and raise them right. It sucks dealing with spoilt and behaviorally stunted adults!!!
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If you think this is politicizing health, you must have a problem, selfish and inhumane
Sad reality is, you or your family may get an emergency, or accident near such a government hospital and that 1 hour is life saving before being transferred to your posh private facilities
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A friend of mine jazzed me how he grew up hating his father because of the stories he used to hear the mom talk about the him.
He told me that, "man, the truth is that I now love my dad for the stories I hear villagers say about him, we were very poor and he did almost every job
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Does your hospital have this or they prick you until they find a vein? 😂
At Lifeline it's a different story... One patient one prick.
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If a woman you have spent years without talking too comes back into your life, she wants to cling on you.
Any slightest mistake you do, she will be pregnant... Just don't try anything, leave her alone.
Women tend to keep a background surveillance on the success of all guys they
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Tell me any autonomous institution in Uganda.
90% voted the man out but seems they had numbers but no powers. The 10% had the powers.☺️☺️
This country is truly a simulation.
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I have had discussions with doctors, young and old but most young doctors in Uganda are really frustrated, tired and just in for it.
I met a pre-intern doctor who had attempted suicide three times, his parents wanted me to talk to him.
His story broke me!!!!😩
During my medical
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🤣🤣🤣 This pothole has won the trophy.
It's actually a graveyard 🪦🪦
Imagine a boda guy hitting it at night 🤣🤣
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Why didn't anyone tell me that Lycamobile is this good.
I connect my screen and stream movies at 4k with no glitch. Connect my laptop and phones
At 60k, I bought 100GBs and reduced my internet bills by 10folds😊
Only problem it doesn't work when I'm outside home but it's okay.
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Adulthood 🤦
When I had no money, I couldn't buy the things I want, now with money, I can't use the things I bought.
A TV screen I haven't watched in months, a PS 5 console I haven't unboxed for months.
A bed that sees me once in a week. Used my gas once
Anyway, it's the age.
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You think tribalism is bad, you have never been sidelined on a job because of your religion, hurts like nothing.
At one point I had to hide my rosary to get a gig!!! Ensi Eno!!
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I can't imagine that our leaders go to western countries, see the developments starting from the airports, roads, hospitals and all infrastructure they use when are there but don't get inspired to bring that same comfort home!!!
I cannot fathom!!!
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Suggestion here, that we should add DNA paternity tests to antenatal packages 🤣🤣
Y'all hate peace!!!
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My life lessons.
1: If you need to invest in an asset that can liquidate anytime, Real estate is the thing. It's the best way to save your money as well.
2: Keep at least 5M in cash at anyone time if you need to buy assets cheaply when people are selling out of crisis.
3:
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If the patient is a lawyer, whatever you do, he focuses on how to litigate you...
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Thursdays are for Tech, no hospital work...
This is my home working station and ready to finish clients projects.
I test clients projects on mobile, small screen and large screens, I make sure they're highly responsive to screen sizes.
What do you want me to build for you?
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Next time he asks you that what do you bring to the table.
This is the answer.
This is a medical illustration, not a real person.
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Followed by my favorite tweep
@AllanSseky
Asante sana... A free medical consult from me, claim it anytime sir😊
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Why are most of the doctors young nowadays?
Does it bother you as a patient?
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Uganda medical and dental practitioners council (UMDPC) deserves a whip!!!
You only here then when there's a doctor to disown or collecting money from us!!!
You never hear them coming out when it's concerning doctors!!!
Why aren't interns deployed yet they graduated???
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I'm imagining working for 1 year as a medical inter without pay.
My story: I'm not complaining coz internship makes a doctor and I loved it, I just feel sad that we don't give an intern the credit he deserves, I'm no longer one and don't benefit, whether they get paid or not.
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Study -> Job ->Car -> Marry -> Children -> Land -> House -> High blood pressure and Diabetes ->Death.
You can break the chain.
What stage are you?
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Share to reach that Ugandan nurse.
If you're a nurse, you did and passed your NCLEX but haven't found a job in USA, kindly send me a DM.
Hospitals are hiring (everything is provided for including Air ticket and Visa).
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If someone earns 600,000ugx a month and they give you a loan of 200,000ugx.
It means, that person woke up daily for 10 days 7:00am to 7:00pm including rainy days, dust and survived boda accidents to work for you.
Learn to appreciate and always be a Lannister (Pay your debts)🙏
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Problem of dating a Doctor.
You take off your clothes and instead of appreciating, he starts looking for signs of disease:
Examining the skin for signs of HIV, skin cancer.
Before kissing they look for signs of oral Herpes.
And for breasts, he looks for lumps...
Kweggamba!
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#HIVFacts
1:You don't get HIV by sleeping with a positive partner taking ARVs religiously and with a zero viral load
2:HIV has strains,so being positive and sleeping with another positive person, you may get infected with another strain which can affect your drug sensitivity
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I actually feel sad for good students who go to these universities, take time to read and get out fully qualified.
I have met very intelligent students from KIU, UCU etc but struggling with getting hired because of the name of the university.
I have heard many places whose
King Ceasor University medics floor Uganda Medical and Dental Practitioners' Council in court over deployment to the National Medical Internship Program
@CeasorKing
@CeasorMulenga
@KINGCEASORGUILD
@MinofHealthUG
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Dr. Sserunjogi Emmanuel with a bachelor's degree in Medicine and Surgery.
Currently I'm a Full-time software engineer, CEO and founder at Videmak Tech Industries and part timing as a doctor.
My name is Dee. I have an undergraduate degree in Procurement and Supply Chain Management and a Post graduate diploma in CIPS but now deal in computer accessories 😊.
What did you study and what job line are you into now? 🤔
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May Her Soul rest in Eternal Peace.
I remember Prof Kasolo teaching us the theory of muscle contraction in Devis Lecture Theater at medical school like it was yesterday, she then took us to physiology lab for a practical session on a frog's muscle.
I can remember all this
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When I see people leading us speak, my heart stops for a while.😫
Before closure of Facebook, I used to run Facebook ads and it was the cheapest, targeted and best way of acquiring clients for one of our EMRs. I could invest $50 and get a client worth $1000
When Facebook got
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There's a group of guys I know who see a beautiful lady and put a budget on her.
Like, "I'm going to spend 5M on that lady, if I haven't slept with her before it's done,I chill her"
Sends her airtime of 200k
Send her shopping 1M.. etc
They always sleep with these girls.
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Me in the consultation room seeing a patient... Everything has to be explained to them. We simplify medical terms together in drawings.
The complaint I get is that I delay with patients. For my patients, this is what they love about me.
Most of them, we even end up friends 🙂😆
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So, next week, medical students are finishing their 5 years of medical school to become pre-medical interns.
Funny, we still have pre-medical interns of last year seated at home.🤣
We really don't plan in this country!!!
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However excited you're to get married, don't forget to have that prenup generated by your lawyer.
I beg you young king and young queen 🙏
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