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Maybe you’re the problem. Cinnamon Boy. Unkept Hoe. @SirDabar’s twin. My dick precedes me. previously @Olacoker__ Here forever. @Dunnnnnni Stan account.
Joined February 2022
Her trying to be politically correct. 😩.
What’s that one Rihanna video?.
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She’s 42 and she’s still showing love she gets from her parents but internet people want to clown a 27 year old because her parents went with her to learn her new commute.
Beyoncé poses in a new photo with her parents in honor of her 42nd birthday.
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White people commit crimes and are rewarded with relevance.
Convicted con artist Anna Delvey, who inspired Netflix’s 'Inventing Anna,' is set to speak to an MBA class at Harvard University. Oxford University has also reached out to her for a speaking opportunity. 🔗:
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Me pretending to enjoy my celibacy:.
Might just extend this ceibcy streak till next year cos Omo. I'm luvin it!😊.
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Are they on the rise or are they more widely reported?.
Is it just me or have rape and sexual abuse cases been on the rise this year??!.
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Anything the love of my life needs me to be.
Are you a caller ? A texter? Or a Facetimer?.
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Whatever my babe needs me to be.
Are you a caller ? A texter? Or a Facetimer?.
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Netflix you’re not having trouble billing my account. There’s no money there.
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You thought I’d be missing you?!.
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“I’d never hurt you like that” - person wey go hurt you like this, that and those.
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Men be like: let’s take it slow financially but let’s take it fast sexually. Ole ni everybody.
Women be dating like: Let’s take it slow physically but let’s take it fast financially.
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The one I want has to be a romantic partner.
A soul mate doesn't have to be a romantic patner.
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Everyday I wake up and I can’t spontaneously pack a bag and go on vacation.
What was your biggest “I need to make money” moment ?.
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Wait. He had to choose between Yale, Harvard and MIT? .Sanwo Olu stand up! Stand up!.
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Come back so God can do it for you too. 🫵🏾.
If you’re in Nigeria then you don’t know what God has done for you.
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In the car with my colleague and she called her husband on speaker because we’re close to the local supermarket and she goes: .“Do we need anything?” .And he goes: “No, just you”. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠.
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I hope God took the names of people that went for Burna’s concert and put it in his list of strongest soldiers.
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The disrespect that was actually due.
What comes after "With all due respect"?. .
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Wanting clarity should not be weird.
“What are we” isn’t a weird question apparently.
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Nobody should come and ask why the children are picking their mother’s side.
Married men on my Timeline,How many times have you thought of waking up you leave and not comeback? You just disappear.
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They should be friends with Tinubu.
Now that Tinubu has been declared winner, what will happen to the people you cut off?.
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How do you mute a picture?.
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This EP is why her marrying Adekunle Gold came as a shock to me.
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“I believe we’re all mature here”
Develop personal relationship with your kidnappers, NYSC tells corps members
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When I say “I’m loved at home” I mean every syllable. My home is filled with love. The type you share over cooked meals. The type that makes you laugh till your belly is sore. The type that hugs you after a hard day. The type that banters at you. I’m loved very much at home.
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Salary week. And I’d just like to thank myself for making it this far. The race is not to the swift, but to the Lord that shows mercy. Can’t wait to cross the finish line. 🙏🏾.
2 weeks to salary day. I can do this. I’d get through this. I’d get past this. I believe in me.
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Not sure how many times I can use this but we go again.
Even the “woke” babes that come on here to criticize cooking for their men are out here advocating and rooting for Hilda just to feel among. But deep down they are very jealous and hate that this is a PR for women that cook for their men. We know what you people are👍.
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I really wanna experience traveling with someone that likes me as much as I like them. Sightseeing. New food. Pictures. Day drinking. PDA so they know you’re a tourist. Hotel robes. Late night sex. Early morning sex and then another round of sleep.
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Someone needs to explain how Flavour gets away with walking around like a baddie.
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Abeg o. Don’t put me on any pedestal, all of us will fall down.
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I’m begging you people, please don’t open space and invite the killer to talk. I’m begging.
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Not suicidal or anything, but dying would actually fix 100% of my problems.
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You miss two days in a baby’s life and suddenly they won’t allow you carry them again.
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Only advantage of poverty tbh. Where they wan see this kind money debit from my account? Even Netflix dey beg me. 😭.
Ifitness took 53k from my account yesterday for no reason, They’ve taken out N123k from my account this month alone. Next step is to block my card because wtf?!!.
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You do actually. Suddenly they’re unavailable. Late replies. “I’d call you back later” .You try to explain it away the first few times. And then it drops on you at 3am that this person is no longer buying what you’re selling.
bruh you just know when someone is done with you.
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Personally I think you’re unwell if you supported this man.
Tinubu wants NBC to sanction TV stations granting Peter Obi Interviews
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If they had money, I’d ask them till the day they die. And then inherit the rest.
askin yo parents for money at 20yrs old is crazy.
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Gentle reminder that Rihanna fought for all the hits she has. Going as far as paying out of pocket for videos, productions etc. She bet on herself every single time.
Rude Boy:. Rihanna fought for it to be on ‘Rated R’ as her label didn’t believe in it, and it wasn’t “dark” enough for the album. It was the only #1 hit from the album.
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Actually, rule number one is to never let a clown nigga try to play you.
Rule number 1, Know when to shut up!.
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All your friendship circles don’t need to connect. It’s not a Venn diagram.
Unpopular Friendship opinions that would get you in this position?
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NYSC will really post you anywhere.
How Geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano. 🌋
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Rihanna’s record 14th No. 1 song in the US. Peaked at No. 1 for 9 weeks.First dancehall song to reach No. 1 since Rihanna’s own song, “Rude Boy”.Certified platinum in at least 13 countries.
what is an iconic collab that changed history?.
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He’s not hated enough for me.
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You stole money, but you can’t spend or keep it in a bank, because they’d ask you to disclose where and how you made the money. So you create a business so that it looks like the money is from that business. And you create financial statements. However, if you sold a chair.
i still don’t understand money laundering.
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This is funny because someone tweeted that the only time Igbo men like court weddings is when they’re marrying white women.
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We need to do more days. My money is running faster than the month.
How the fuck have we done 8 days already in may????.
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Till today I’m convinced it was a joke.
What’s the craziest interaction you’ve seen on this App ?.
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Me pretending not to be looking for love so it finds me when I least expect it:
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Unpopular opinion: but if someone you’re dating or married to is trying to cut you off from your family and friends, they might be abusive.
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Working. Music. Showering. Music. Dressing up. Music. Commuting. Music. Eating. Music. Tweeting. Music. Reading. Music. Eating. Music. Walking. Music.
You people with 20k plus minutes. Una no dey work?.
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Lemme try. #BrandedFeatures.
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The people that would usually say “why can’t you say no” are unusually quiet.
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Even me will take an “I bought you lunch” over an “eat for me” any time any day.
A babe will always take a “I bought you lunch” nigga over an “have you eaten?” nigga.
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They could never make me love you.
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Physical touch is how I know I’m starting to warm up to you. Because I don’t like touching people, so when I find my self doing it subconsciously it means you’re under my skin.
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Consent. But as tea.
We explain consent every year like it’s further maths.
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The real question, have you ever been happy on your birthday?.
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Anything wey make you climb stage your trouser must shift. No be only song you come perform. And if you no go shift boxer, dey your house.
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I really don’t like people who think it’s okay to just casually touch other people.
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When the world needed her most, she vanished.
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I fell to my knees in a puddle of my own juices.
Someone wants to gift me a book and I immediately asked for the Bridgerton set. When you are a high maintenance Baddie….
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Pussy facing the world. Hard face. Strong Dominant woman. She is the leader. 🤲🏾.
Iyabo Ojo - I do not believe in Tinubu as my President, whether he wins or not. She’s saying it with her FULL Chest 👏🏽. #NigerianElections2023 #ElectionResult
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They need to pack all the “I’m healed” people there.
Who’s going for group therapy.
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Someone somewhere has opened their photocopier….
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I need to be held. Like I stole damask in Balogun market.
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Hookup is just as bad as Yahoo.
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Another Monday that is not a public holiday. Heavenly father I come to you on bended knees.
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They asked my guy to promote BAT and this is what he came up with.
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Someone said the wig is giving Mystique from X-men and I can’t unsee it now.
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Tweeting for all the overthinkers. Because we know, the minute you cut a hug too short. The minute you no longer use a nickname. The minute you forget to ask about my annoying coworker. We can count. Down to the second.
If you loose interest in a person,. Pls let them know and be aware. The coldness in your tone and text, . The emptiness in your hugs,. The timed silence,. The empty space in your conversations and calls not being answered, hurts more than telling the truth. Be Human and kind.🦋.
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Because they can’t find it.
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Fine girl na because say na you o.
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Ah. No people are weird. Why would this be a thought that crosses your mind? As if that’s not bad enough, you now took your phone, opened twitter, typed and hit send.
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We explain consent every year like it’s further maths.
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Walahi Nicki has no competition. From what I’ve seen o.
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I need Nigerians to understand that your ability to adapt to anything is not always a superpower.
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If you mistakenly do February Dump, they fit dump all the frustration on your head.
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But collecting N20k as a mistress is crazy work sha. Committing adultery and they can’t run you N100k?.
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Emeka Ike might be the devil for all we know, but in a few years time, his son will regret coming out to speak against his father in that way. That boy is st most, 20, and has not yet bitten the forbidden fruit of manhood and he should have not been allowed to appear on the show.
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She no go ever forgive am.
the land my father said he would never give me cos i’m a woman, they don thief am from him hand. thank you jesus 🙏🏾.
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Inflation is one thing in Nigeria that I think is grossly underreported. A bottle of soda went from N100 to N400. That’s much more than a 40% increment.
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A true eras girl. Each one was distinct with a banger for all and every occasion.
Rihanna has lived so many lives musically. I feel bad for people who missed out. Truly one of the greatest pop stars to ever do it.
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Because if you always wake up before me and stay in a country with a +1 time difference and you used to text me “good morning babe” before I wake up, the day you don’t do it, I’d assume you don’t love me anymore and I’m single.
If you’re not ready, don’t date an overthinker.
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I’d like to introduce current day Nollywood to a concept: ✨University✨.
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Have you had really cold Pepsi after a long day and the bubbles fizzle while it goes down your throat? .And you’re asking me to give it up?.
why is it so hard for you guys to quit soda? it’s not even that enjoyable.
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My mom says that relationships are better when the man loves the woman more than she loves him.
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Does Micheal B. Jordan know that he’s now doing HR?.
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And if there’s ever another life, I don’t ever want to come as a first born.
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I keep all the chats. I need evidence of my foolishness so I don’t go back.
Deleting all the chats once your feelings are dead for them >>>>>>>>>.
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Biting as a love language. >>>>.
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