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If I RT something it means I endorse it and if u see my RT now u endorse it too sry 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@MillionPickles @notblaino We can ask both, actually
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@TheYcOrg @Agus_HQ Just to be clear, your response to “who would protect me?” is “Ronald McDonald and the Hamburglar, but with guns.”
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@vanillaopinions I’ll never forgive Obama for not killing her when he had the chance
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@IHateNYT I haven’t been on dating apps in years but I always thought a common mistake people made was trying to cast a wide net instead of catering their profile to exactly the type of person that’s right for them and accepting that 99% of people are not that person
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@opinonhaver I’ve seen people insist with absolute certainty that he’s a white/euro-supremacist crypto-fash account, but never provide any hard evidence beyond “come on…”
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@KnowingBetterYT @retronymph Yeah, it reminds me of cops/paramedics who “overdosed” by touching a person who’d done fentanyl (physically impossible)
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@Mindsetconquer Is there a book that teaches you the virtues of self-awareness and embarrassment?
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@RyannnSSSC @FrontRowBrad @SophieMargiela @CatarinaKush @trevorshowvan @TableBoston @Jenroyle Obv (as others have said) no one should be leaving reviews unless they actually are there. That said, I really wonder what google’s policy is on falsely marking your business as “permanently closed” to evade negative reviews…
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@GodGuns1776 @SwannMarcus89 lol that is not “a common tactic” but have fun making shit up
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@ArmandDoma Like 3 minutes ago I came across a similarly wild reply from the very same person. Entirely different post, entirely different subject. Really impressive range.
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@OwOltimate @Dylanb_cm @chidaboomer @nerdjpg @SandyFrizzle Not defending the cop or the writer, but “died by/of suicide” is I believe the preferred terminology of most progressive mental health advocates
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@per0vskite @notkavi Even the Catholic Church accepts the Big Bang and evolution as not incompatible with Christianity
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@anarchodonut @HCLPO We can try to build a world where libertarians won’t have to constantly embarrass themselves, but we can’t compel them to stop
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@Vulcan_hobo @c0wbitch Yeah this is by far the most important response to this specific tweet
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@BadVaccineTakes @alixabeth It’s amazing to see the overlap between “PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY” and “nothing bad that happens to me could ever possibly be my fault”
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@thunderxstorm07 @bunrxm They don’t. It’s a troll. I honestly can’t believe so many people have fallen for this.
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@ZaidJilani This is shallow analysis. He doesn’t imply that every issue is black and white, because he doesn’t talk about every issue (or even every aspect of the issues he highlights). He selects topics *because* he feels that they involve clear hypocrisy/wrongdoing/etc. (cont’d)
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@ycsm1n @birdbrainmd3 I’d imagine it’s something like “they sensationalize/overreport crime and otherwise allow themselves to be used as mouthpieces by political operatives to influence public opinion,” which AFAICT is no more true of local journalists than national ones.
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@danlehnermusic Wait, can you explain “I need to”?
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@n8carrier @HannahPosted @katelynanne Man sometimes I’m having a beer and just want to know how buzzed it’s gonna get me, and even that (legally required) info can be hard to find.
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@shallowmanly @vanillaopinions He didn’t say all text is bad he said “unnecessary text” is bad
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@benegotherit Reminded of this:
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@housetrotter @collnsmith Then the comments on the story are like “damn guess you shouldn’t have bothered him, bro… FAFO.”
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@Jakedoinstuff @HaitianDvorce Chill he just needs to learn piano real quick
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@MatthewDownhour This is why I hate most appeals to “common sense” when they’re related to topics that are actually very complicated
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@DeliriousMr @mountain_goats @hankgreen @lepoole “I got two: big hands, and a heart-pumping blood.”
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@danlehnermusic She then went on to use the interview didactically to make a point, calling it a “perfect example.” So platforming bad people can be useful… but only when she does it.
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@kaitlancollins So many gamers rn:
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@Thomas_Banacek @per0vskite @notkavi Directly? Nothing, I guess (although you’d be hard pressed to find someone who believes in the Big Bang but not atoms). My point is that serious Christian theologians have no problem reconciling established scientific facts with their religious beliefs.
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@Sklarsky @Taniel I’m laughing at the fact that they’re apparently miscounting the vote in districts with 20-25 people in them.
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@ZaidJilani and are ripe for the format of his show. Obviously you can disagree with his choices and opinions on those topics, but nothing about it implies that he believes nothing is nuanced. It’s just that “nuanced, complicated topics” aren’t what the show, is (mostly) about.
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@steel_life @opinonhaver That’s not true, though. He’s highlighted & praised art from Africa, India, east Asia, indigenous Americans, etc.
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@solarsystern It’s funny how men used to characterize women as basically flat – no internal monologue, no great moral struggles, no complexity – and now a lot of women do basically the same thing to men.
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@Booker4KY Agree but you misspelled “billionaire.”
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@MrRyanCox @mustachetoilet I’m not necessarily universally anti-gun, but there’s absolutely a contingent of gun owners that dream of one day having a good excuse to use theirs on another human
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@AChillGhost @JohnWal43673294 The actual etymology of “should’ve” isn’t obscure or archaic. It’s very obvious why “should have” is correct to anyone with a basic comprehension of English, and even as a common mistake, “should of” is not more common than the correct expression.
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@bluedgal @benwikler And thanks to takes like this, Trump is succeeding in turning *both* sides of the political spectrum against journalists that are trying really fucking hard. They literally cannot win. There are no right moves, ever. I’m so glad they exist, and so glad I’m not one of them rn.
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@bilbosfootcomb The worst part about this IMO is the twitter-standard absolute refusal to introspect/rethink/apologize in any way in the face of tons of ppl saying this is a bad look and needlessly mean to a harmless person. Just dig in the heels bc I couldn’t possibly have made a mistake 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@badboychronic @thehowie @catturd2 Wow, his family isn’t *100%* sure that the cause of death was drugs but is confident that it was “an accident”? Must be the vaccine, then! Good detective work.
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@bluedgal @benwikler The press is not complicit. For the most part, they’re trying desperately to hold to age-old standards of journalistic integrity, and Trump is pushing those standards to their limits. They’re trying to be actual journalists and not activists, and it’s hard af.
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@YourMom3812 @per0vskite @notkavi The stance of the church is that many parts of the Old Testament are not meant to be taken literally. The whole “God created the heavens and the earth in 6 days” thing is a good example of that – it’s a metaphor, essentially.
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@peligrietzer @crossslide “We” have processed the grief of that realization, and now we’re past it.
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@crawlings13 @StatisticUrban I promise there are just as many unfathomably bland people in Dallas and Phoenix as there are in Chicago and Minneapolis
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@oldlinds Imagine suing because your kid didn’t get into Kent State
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@yoguuhrt @tresdessert @shoulderpubes @masondo @cooldrugfact_s @QuantumG @datadictum @duetosymmetry @IAm_Not_APerson Also wouldn’t there be one corner that’s “weak tea, no milk”? That doesn’t seem to be represented here.
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There are 15 members of Allegheny County Council and Colin has never tweeted a single thing about 14 of them. He’s obsessed with @bethanyhallam bc, in his words, she spends too much time on the incarcerated and not enough on people like him. (1/)
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And that’s the entire point. Ms. Hallam spends a disproportionate amount of time and effort on the very small percentage of the population in this county who are incarcerated and the much larger law-abiding population feel as if she doesn’t at all care about them.
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@Halcius_ @disastroblur “Strangely accurate” is just the obvious way you’d describe them if you wanted your tweet about them to go viral
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@NateyBakes @willystaley @JaswinderVirdee it sucks up cultural trends from generations past, completely bleaches them of their original historical/cultural context or significance, extracts whatever hype it can from them, then moves on to the next thing five minutes later
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@mport25 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@yhdistyminen @littmath It’s weird because mathematically I know the two sequences have the exact same likelihood, but if this was a real life situation I would absolutely bet that Alice was the liar.
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@steel_life @opinonhaver I agree, but I don’t think that proves that he’s a fascist
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@SeanDohertyBVB @Tyrophant @CameronWatsonYT @baddtotheboney @charles_gaba Don’t bother, Sean - these Twitter people KNOW what Marquell was thinking/feeling, regardless of what you or I or Marquell has to say about it!
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@baseball_bucco A 45-48 team that’s made the playoffs 3 times in the last 32 years. Amazing.
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@vanillaopinions @kate_qu It would probably be a lot closer if it wasn’t for felony disenfranchisement, but yeah.
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@tx_harkness @johnfiliberti @Jkylebass @SecYellen @federalreserve In addition to the lack of any context, as others have noted, he’s intentionally highlighting a number that he knows will sound especially outrageous to the majority of his followers, who don’t frequently order room service from luxe NYC hotels.
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@Alex_Kozora Big congrats to everyone who spent the entire season yelling that Kenny should be benched for Mitch
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@EnbyRiverFire @AnonymousLeftie I’m not gonna give a fuck about people who are legitimately struggling to get by doing it because they need to, but the discourse that unequivocally celebrates it just encourages shitty/antisocial behavior from white kids whose parents pay their rent
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@ejgbarker @HendoSlice In the show he’s featured on late-night TV, is hired to write jokes for The Tonys, and is given his own sitcom by NBC specifically because of how successful he is as a standup comic. It’s a cute theory but it doesn’t mesh with major plot points.
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@coughdrop2270 @SeanDohertyBVB @Tyrophant @CameronWatsonYT @baddtotheboney @charles_gaba I mean, that’s kind of my point... I’m not trying to presume the thoughts and feelings of a stranger. I actually think that doing that, and bashing her fiancé, and using their engagement to make a social statement without her blessing, are way more inconsiderate than what he did.
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@jmarshfof And the Petry deal. And the Carter extension. And the expansion draft. And…
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@litlbeansprout @mountain_ghosts @newafrikanegro If they’re trying to convince people that only Western art is important or worthwhile, they’re doing a pretty bad job:
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One piece of art from every decade since the year 1300, in chronological order. 1300-1310: The Bronze Head of Ife, Nigeria 1/83
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@WilkSSBU @vanillaopinions @kate_qu Georgia would probably become pretty solidly blue
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@Hoodanarkata @PrettyCantRap I mean, it might be, but if so it’s very mild/early stage. “Real” tinnitus stays with you 24/7.
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@duns_sc0tus There is absolutely zero chance that dude doesn’t treat women like shit
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@crypt2d2ot @visakanv But there are actual musicians in this thread defending it. I realize that doesn’t invalidate what you said, but it does kind of diminish the significance of it IMO
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@ymeskhout @janecoaston Don’t stop believin’
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@Dejan_Kovacevic DK taking lessons from George Pickens on how to react when you don’t get your way
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@BertWrong @nominalthoughts I think a big part of his problem is/was that he’s just pretty unlikeable. His public persona has always come off as smug and pretentious, with a strong inclination toward strutting when he’s right and doubling down/refusing accountability when he’s wrong.
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@thatchthoughts @csmith03 To be fair “gay” to these people means like, anything other than 100% straight, white, Christian man
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@JustSchmeltzer @NateSilver538 I think the only clear advantage to releasing skewed polls at this point is that the GOP can use them to “prove” fraud when they lose
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@nlolhere @OwOltimate @Dylanb_cm @chidaboomer @nerdjpg @SandyFrizzle Not an expert, but my understanding is that the use of passive voice is meant to convey that suicide is not a personal failing, but the result of illness or trauma inflicted upon someone. Thus the typical phrasing “committed suicide,” akin to “committed murder,” should be avoided
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@VinnieAntoneli @Aella_Girl IRL this thread would have 15k likes and hundreds of people swearing they’re experiencing the same thing
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@AChillGhost @JohnWal43673294 Yeah but this isn’t going to be one of them.
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@JonathanMerritt Do you prefer the world where every president knows that he can commit whatever crimes he wants and will never face the consequences that any other citizen would?
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@atomsmyth @RightWingCope @benshapiro Do you think “decide case by case whether to follow established procedure depending on whether we feel it’s necessary” is a good way for our legal system to operate?
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@FlavorPocket_ @KnowingBetterYT What is the definition of “trapping” here? Because unless you’re either falsely imprisoning them or doing something that would be reasonably expected to cause bodily harm (neither applies here), it sure doesn’t seem like you’re doing anything criminal by *possessing a beverage.*
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@danlehnermusic Wow, never would’ve guessed. That idea of “feeling at home” is an interesting one – seems very specific to the creators’ intentions whether that’s a good or a bad thing, from work to work and even situation to situation within a given work.
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@StatisticUrban @ger_tzedek Don’t forget the famously majority-Black states of Montana and Wyoming.
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@gayest_tone @twinkophrenia I think he’s just constitutionally incapable of ignoring people who attack him, which created a long-running vicious cycle between him and twitter leftists. That’s been replaced, for now, by fighting with racists. Impossible to say what the next thing will be.
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@JimSchweigert @BuckSexton Gonna need you to prove that you can put together a coherent sentence before you criticize Fetterman for not doing so, bud.
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@StephenHibpshm1 @Ginko_02 Only god can help you
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@brokeassley @IHateNYT I think it’s tricky! Obviously you have to strike a balance, and you’ll risk missing someone you might’ve hit it off with. But this was basically my strategy, and I had more success than a lot of my friends at meeting cool people that I meshed well with.
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@spoonpilled @KannonPaul @saxenpaule @pk_kenzie Yes, the premise of the show is basically adults remembering how awful (and hilarious) puberty was, while also modeling ways that we can make it a little less shitty for kids going through it today.
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@guentzelscored Free agency isn’t where you build a team, it’s where you find the final one or two pieces
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@iLikeToMudit @theashleyray Why even acknowledge your boss’ existence if it’s been clearly communicated that today is not a working day?
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@Atlanticesque I don’t know who he is/don’t really care but I absolutely believe “having abhorrent beliefs at the societal level while being kind/compassionate/likable at the interpersonal level” is a thing that happens not-infrequently
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@DannyShireyPGH On merit, Sid deserves to win one more Hart in his career. Just saying!
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@PeteBlackburn I mean he’s at like 23% for his career, so statistically the goalie is likely to have pretty good luck.
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@lorem_ipsum_93 @HaitianDvorce People often forget about this very useful loophole in Christianity
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@GarbageApe PA is Appalachia.
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@jamiekeiles Last time I flew the man in front of me at security clearly didn’t know English, so the TSA rep just kept shouting “take the bag out of the tray!” at him repeatedly while he very politely indicated that he didn’t understand.
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@EnergyInDepth “In other news, destroying the planet in the name of profit is good, actually.”
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@Faqa @worsematt No you don’t understand, bc he’s embedded himself in the community, those farmers market customers will help him when times are lean (they’ll all be fine bc they have 401ks)
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@WindingDot @Forever_Wario It’s much, much more meaningful to say that you live in the third-largest metropolitan area in Ohio.
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@Buccigross He should just spend the summer in Cole Harbour with Sid and Nate.
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@jessespafford @mattyglesias @EricLevitz Wait, seriously? Do you really think “lefty twitter dunks” have changed literally anyone’s mind ever? Genuine (not irony-soaked) long-form persuasive writing, even if it’s kinda bad, will almost definitely have more impact than snarky quips on twitter.
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@Envyprice2000 @superkeara They really aren’t
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