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nyakim gatwech wore THIS to the emmys? and i didnt see ANYBODY talking about it?????
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i often think about the email my physics professor sent at the end of my spring 2020 semester, just 11 days before he passed
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men stalk social media, stress out over getting a text back, and daydream about growing old together ten times worse than women do.
does male yearning exist? do guys wait for girls to reply? do they think of them often during the day?.
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brenda song hollywood failed you.
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i wish all old men that wanted to hit on me did it like this italian man who played the piano in this cafe beautifully for an hour and then came up to me afterwards to say "i played only for you" and shake my hand.
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can't believe it took this long for everyone to realize sebastian stan is an excellent actor. they were not watching the winter soldier with the same crystal clear soul i was. they had hate in their hearts.
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i think about this louise bourgeois interview like once a week
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@visakanv i can't even wrap my head around why?? you would thank the expedition company you climbed with but not the individual that saved your life????.
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u might think being one of the boys is about crushing beers and smoking weed and whatever but it's actually about dissecting what their one (1) tinder match of the week meant by heart emoji sparkle emoji.
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every diaspora kid thinks their culture invented keeping plastic bags inside a larger plastic bag, your parents cutting fruit for you, and old men walking with their hands behind their back.
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this might be very mediterranean of me to say but there's a difference between catcalling and showing your appreciation for a beautiful woman.
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@RPLongSW obviously fucking not. it was a nice moment bc he just wanted to let me know he thought i was pretty and then left me alone. thinking young pretty women want anything more than that from old men is delusional.
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@odizdizdiz especially considering how many people would've bought tickets just to see her???
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nyc has been stuck inside for 7 weekends in a row and the rain has finally broke for halloweekend with highs of 79 on saturday. people are going to DIE.
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i've said it before and i'll say it again this man has some inexplicable deep inner knowledge about how women perceive themselves and how other people perceive them.
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the 845 is so extreme. either ur in newburgh where u could be mugged at any moment or ur in cold spring where everyone pays $6 for coffee. ppl either fly confederate or rainbow flags. everything is at least 20 min away. FDR is here.
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i think the craziest epiphany i've had in my time in europe was when my british bf told me the only jewish ppl he knows are the ppl who run a bagel shop in shoreditch and i was like that can't be true how are there no jewish ppl here. and he just looked at me until it clicked.
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@yawningemoji not sure if others will agree but i'm a fan of how decade studio models their different sizes!
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i think ppl underestimate how often men pursue women just to prove to themselves they could have her. and once they're in a relationship with someone they don't even rly like, the resentment will inevitably start to build up.
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finding that i'm not mourning my ex but mourning the fact that i thought i had the rest of my life figured out and now i'm back to square one. hmm.
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it's very funny that rap beef now is like "you are not a feminist ally nor a present father and your praxis is flawed‼️".
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europe: racism is an american thing.also europe: no decent bagels.
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guy shooting hoops in the gym tried to chat me up and was like "5 bucks i make this shot? ;)" and then missed and then at the end of the convo was like "double or nothing? ;)" and then missed again.
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it's been a while since i mentioned it but i am 5'10. when you read my tweets please hold ur phone up to the appropriate height to replicate the feeling of me talking down to u.
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@amandbrar i've thought abt it a lot and i think it's a consequence of an american ethnocentric worldview, ironically. america is the only (or one of the few) countries where these things aren't common and instead of considering america to be the exception, they consider it the reference.
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and then i was like holy shit yeah i've never met a jewish person in europe. my god i am so lucky to be from new york imagine growing up not surrounded by jewish ppl.
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"will this make me sexier" is a really good framing for making major life decisions tbh.
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@NoEmmeG my mom got through nursing school in america without knowing english bc she spoke greek and all our medical terms are derived from greek 🙂↕️.
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@casualafro for all my friends attracted to women there's the moxi "rise and skate" roll out!! 😌💕
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WHY should science and art students fight. when we should be joining our forces against our common enemy. the business students. .
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listen dating is hard but not nearly as hard as twitter makes it seem. you must keep in mind that the people who pick it apart online are only doing so because they're not getting any.
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i do wish all the little quality of life improvement stuff about exercising were advertised to me beyond the extremely vague concept of "you'll have more energy!" tbh. i think i would've started earlier.
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don't be mean to diaspora kids btw they are learning. also i am one and u will hurt my feelings. this is me btw
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i started being really genuine and now my dating life rules :).
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this woman doesn't know how much this tweet means to me. but there is honestly an ira before and after this.
it’s so funny to say this to a 5’10 size 6 brunette with huge tits. like no way dude that’s crazy im so lucky
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@cheer_wine nurses get enough schooling to learn the language to justify the beliefs they already hold but not enough to disprove them.
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if you are hot ppl will project any characteristic onto you to convince themselves you're their dream person. very frustrating.
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i have one month left of being unemployed. here are some of the most unemployed shit i did:.- got into pilates.- learned how to make a matcha latte.- fell in love.- learned a language only spoken in one country.- got into medical school.- got recognized on the street in istanbul.
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everyone has been through hard times and yet are still so clumsy with other people going through hard times.
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the kids are now coaching each other to practice detachment to prevent being hurt in relationships and i am begging them to just fucking spend their time with people that they like and that like them back.
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anyway i completely underestimated the human body, u live inside a miracle of a machine, it is really fun to explore what it can do, i can't wait to see how this will all pay off in my old age.
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if u need the encouragement:.- i went from not being able to stand still for 10 min without crippling pain to hours w only discomfort (i still have scoliosis lol).- i can wear heels all night.- i can run to catch the bus.- i can hold my arms up long enough to do my hair.
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@memecrashes @Hbomberguy i know this meme was made for me because i rly was like "this would be funnier if it didnt actually add up to 100" 😔.
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babies on airplanes usually aren't even that bad, adults just like playing victim
During a 10-hour flight, she was heading from Seoul, Korea, to San Francisco, USA. This mother distributed more than 200 passengers on the plane a plastic bag to each one. The bag contained candy, chewing gum and earplugs as a kind of advance apology for use in the event that
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the year was 2019 and god saw the offerings i left at my shrine (reblogs onto my MCU tumblr)
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@LittlestOfNugs @ifeelthings__ @planetfrosts @elizbcth she's doing a dual phd/jd at mit and harvard!.
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- i can bond with my friends through activies i couldn't participate in before and i feel like i unlocked new sides to friendship.- i get sick less often!!.- my mood is more stable + a good workout cheers me up.
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@LAVIEbyCK omg!! your work is so gorgeous!! 💕💕 sorry i didnt credit you in the tweet originally, i didnt expect this tweet to get so popular haha. thank you for making something so gorgeous!!.
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it cracks me up when ppl on this side of twitter do those polls that are separated by response and gender bc the results are always like.m, yes ███████ 71%.m, no ███ 26%.f, yes ▐ 2%.f, no | 1%.
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another big one was that i felt like i had already wasted so much time being inactive and i was never going to "catch up" but tbh newbie gains are insane. you can honestly be as strong as ur "fit" peers within a couple years.
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saw someone tenderly feeding their loved one soup on the subway today and then i walked through central park during sunset. i cried.
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things i want to bring back into fashion from the 1960's: gossip benches and conversation pits
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@rmbalt yaaaa exactly, catcalling just feels like "remember this beauty is only worth anything because i judge its value".
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if you want bottoms to do well at the box office you need to start advertising that karolina from succession plays a milf in it.
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i went to a cafe three weeks ago and had a long chat with the barista and i just came back for the first time since then. i asked for tea and he let me smell each box of leaves before choosing and when he gave me the drink he said "love you".
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@upthetwerx "she'd have to deal with some of my things too" "i didn't sign up for this" sir who willingly flew to another country to find a wife?? all the women there didn't ask you to come??.
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HOW 2 TEACH URSELF A LANGUAGE!!.> if ur language is on language transfer, use that I'M SO SERIOUS (free!).> if not, use mango languages (free with ur library card!).> make vocab flashcards with anki (tutorial vids can teach u how to use it in like 10 min) (also free!).
I've never met a single person who learnt a language from duolingo, that owl is a fraud.
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i not only wrote a paper about FAS in undergrad but it was inspired by this exact BBC segment!! i'm gonna nerd out but tl;dr FAS isn't an actual "syndrome," it's an adaptation strategy for a speech disorder.
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@cvllencore i am praying to god this is real all the other blind items can be lies if this is true.
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one meta-analysis on studies about happiness came to the conclusion that the happiest couples are the couples that are both good at what they do and respect what the other does, but they don't do the same thing. otherwise there's inherent competition.
Taylor Swift likes that Travis Kelce "pursued her" and the pair are having a "great time getting to know each other" according to a source. They went on to explain that “Taylor wants a guy that’s into his career, does his own thing, but is also supportive and understands her,
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the chris evans discourse is crazy. if i marry a world famous celebrity that looks like he was chiseled out of fine marble in the next couple of years i want you all to know, as a grown adult, i am doing so of sound mind and body.
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i like when you get so involved into learning about art you have to start learning math.
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i feel like i should say this shit only happens in america. when i was in europe and told ppl about fwbs and situationships i got looked at like i was a dickensian orphan.
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