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selfies are old hat. You can kill two birds with one stone by screenshotting parts of your TV show where you appear on camera and posting it. Then people know "woah, you got a face AND a computer television show?" and then they hook your ass up to the dopamine generator.
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@ca_dmv_bot2 too busy having gay sex to post on twitter. i respect it.
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@Justin_SofOK guess there was trouble in paradise
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@yesterdaysprint ASCII art in 1881 is literally insane.
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@spongemp4_ god forbid a girl has multiple interest
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@Justin_SofOK "normal episode of smackdown" as the 17 second clip makes it a point that this is an interpromotional attraction featuring RAW main eventers taking on SmackDown main eventers that is inherently abnormal by intentional design
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@ca_dmv_bot2 The D in DMV stands for Devil.
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@AlecBohmHater @SpicyCammy @Kingpowah @WhaleGGs The modern sex worker is the female version of the guy who wears sweatpants and sells weed. They absolutely have nothing else to do.
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@MaddoxRedwolf @GoodReddit no it's true and real
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@laurenposting hey wait a second
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@SageClam @deadlockpw cuts the fuckings cameras
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@Maffewgregg nice ass jones over here
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@Justin_SofOK Better promo than half the roster.
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@Maffewgregg not a predator jones over here
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@slayvideos hate when that happens
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@blacknredtext Nobody who posts on 4chan has ever been in a relationship.
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@MarioBrothBlog fantastic argument--- however I've already rendered you as the Shoulderless Mario, and me as the heroic Luigi With A Shoulder.
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@GreenTextRepost @ShikabaneGTs reawaken it through the back door, coward.
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@t_virus96 @snowboiiii there are procedures in place to stop hateful conduct
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@sillyalexnorris this reads like a series finale
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@3CC0__ @_drought wore this to a Metallica concert and got my ass kicked
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@LightMatane SOMEBODY GON' GET THEY BOOT LICKED
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@sundownmotel how many televised matches do I have to work before I'm allowed to wear a fanny pack and zubas in public
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@Justin_SofOK just when you think you have all the answers, He Walks
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@hausofdecline be careful!! that's how babies are made!!
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@monopurplee I had to block easily over 50 accounts before my For You tab stopped having blatant bigotry filling it.
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@nm_xvrsn that's just a straight transwoman who hasn't transitioned yet
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@sonoflyn @lilgrapefruits you can find other people's genitals yucky and still like to tug your pud
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@GrappleClips "i like having the use of my left arm"
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@Justin_SofOK Bryan may have been the Planet's Champion, but this is Planet Jarrett.
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@Justin_SofOK Having sex with Hulk Hogan has to feel as surreal and comical as having sex with Mickey Mouse or Spongebob.
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@wa_workshop @powcampsurvivor i think it's the sound effect of spitting but idk why people keep saying it
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@ToastRunningRei @GreenTextRepost nobody who says "tendies" is a top
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@spongemp4_ woah i never noticed that before
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@WhatsTheStatus I got shot five times in my left knee.
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@hamzah3787 (literal sex trafficking ring)
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@MrTreadLightly @cargo_ray @DANNYxSULLIVAN @hourly_shitpost this interaction sums up why this trend is absolutely terrible
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@GreenTextRepost pretty much every bigot, regardless of what group they allegedly dislike, just wants to fuck them and feels weird about it.
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@HeelMox The Rock (FKA Rocky Maivia) defeats Hollywood Hogan (FKA Terry Boulder)
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@WCWWorldwide that's the face of a man who took the photo after losing it
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@DaysUntilSex just post robot porn
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@numetal_moment there she is.
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@Justin_SofOK absolute cinema
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@FlamingButtWind a few years ago when I worked at Subway, I made a sandwich or whatever for a guy whose last name was Sutton and he kinda looked like you. It wasn't you though.
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@Justin_SofOK he should dress like this again
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@3CC0__ If you get Revo Launcher, you can have Wii phone.
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@gaynarcan i became homeless this time last year, and pretty early into it I had my account posted on the Libs of Tiktok account, spam harassed by bigots, had old jokes mass-reported, and lost a sizable chunk of people I was plugging my art projects to.
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@VicDaGreat94 @DiscussingFilm Get Def Jam Vendetta and you can.
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@Justin_SofOK Tell Hickenbottom to run NXT at the Alamo.
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@Justin_SofOK this is why that caller said TNA is better than WWE.
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@CantEverDie @Liv_Agar someone commented the "you will never be a real woman" thing on one of my youtube videos randomly and i clicked two buttons and it not only removed their comment but made it so they could never comment again, which felt like removing them from existence in real life
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@DaysUntilSex don't care unless you're a robot
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@Justin_SofOK everything about WCW 2000 was worth it (i love high-budget absurdity)
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@NamedFello42743 @Joxh95 he felt his frontal lobe developing so he hit it with a hammer
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@johnblud jumping out the emergency door of a plane
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@HurtKull OSAMA!!!! WHY GOD WHY!?!?
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@itsYDG2 Cody being Homelander translated perfectly in AEW. And ironically, going to WWE to be "Mega Babyface" is a super Homelander move because WWE in itself is the Homelander Federation. They've got the same disingenuous vibe, and their primary audience mostly doesn't even see it.
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no need. I already got him.
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Holla If Ya Hear Me! 🗣️ Defeat Gunther by using Sami Zayn from the Bash in Berlin series to earn the Big Poppa Pump persona card! #MyFACTION #WWE2K24 @ScottSteiner
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@johnblud haters: "This is garbage wrestling!" me: "HELL YEAH IT IS HIT HIM WITH A FUCKIN LIGHT TUBE"
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@mst3kfan11 @DeathAndTaxes89 @ValentinaForUSA @nypost good thing trans people have no connection to the matrix
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@celinedionysus_ @ARC_ROACH when you see a duck politely walking down a sidewalk, it's because they're going to meet up with someone who clicked the button
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@poryqons @PokemonGems no it's because we're special and loved actually
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@GreenTextRepost I really hope there comes a day where people become less obsessed with other people's ranking / opinions and can just enjoy stuff. None of my favorite games hardly ever make top 10 lists.
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@DaysUntilSex that wasn't a request
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You know what? Fuck you. *plays on the swings*
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@miss_pidgey his hair looks like his mom combed it before school
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@Secondairy22 @hausofdecline i didn't know dogs liked apple juice
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@ca_dmv_bot2 THE TRUCK IS HUNGRY LIKE A PIG
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@FlamingButtWind no his name was Jim but he sucked at writing J's, it almost looked like a T. You're far too literate to make a mistake like that.
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@sillyalexnorris i love funny cat picture, i love being told i'm valid and i love product
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@Justin_SofOK Gail Kim was with Bryan under the regime of the problematic and cancelled Vince McMahon, where as being with Jarrett was an example of Women's Rights under the reign of the fearless and heroic feminist icon Dixie Carter.
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@hausofdecline that's why you have to lure them in under false pretenses
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@HurtKull dude you're overlooking the GLARING issue here with Bray Wyatt. I'm just gonna say it: that name is copyrighted.
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i'm divinely ordained & you're holding me to human standards you idiot fool
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@johnblud brothers
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@spongemp4_ is that real
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@WCWWorldwide photo of me being escorted out
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@mst3kfan11 @DeathAndTaxes89 @ValentinaForUSA @nypost Deflection plus insult. You've shown your own intelligence is extremely low, and it summarizes your own hypocrisy in a public setting- by design. Thank you for proving my point, now feel free to twist in the wind wondering what my point was.
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@Justin_SofOK ACKNOWLEDGE HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW.
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@Demigloom that is the most caucasian paragraph i have ever read
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@tinysoulgame that's crunchy joe
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@NotThatTomGreen Ironically, Victoria also used Nicki Minaj before her popularity spike.
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I'm going to be honest, i think ai has literally ruined the internet permanently and art culture.
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@MainInAnyArena Loving the use of the Chiller font, which comes as a default with Windows 98.
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@Justin_SofOK collecting all six midcard belts to open the gate to Planet Jarrett
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@MukkysWorld damaging things is good, as people are cruel and awful and don't deserve to experience the same fun I've just had
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@yesterdaysprint gobble your peanuts
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