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@LightMatane
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He/HIM, Ne/Gro. A melting pot of mental illness. Backup: @Daylightmatane
Swerve’s House, Vice City
Joined February 2016
@backup_sabre It’s not my personal happiness that matters, it’s the suffering of others. That’s what drives me.
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I’m sorry the idea of being in a turned over car and the first thing you hear is “I GOT YOU BROTHER!” is genuinely the funniest shit I can imagine.
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Carmelo Hayes is probably my favorite character in pro wrestling maybe in pro wrestling history tbh solely due to the fact he simply cannot stop talking shit no matter how detrimental it is to him . It’s a genuine compulsion for him.
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My hot take is RVD don’t get enough credit for how much he changed American Pro Wrestling.
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Am I wrong in saying WWE tries wayyyyyyy too hard to make their shows look fun and exciting to casuals with all of these celebrity appearances? . I’ve seen Gabriel Iglesias more than Bron Breakker this year.
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So nobody sees the hilariously grime irony in LOGAN PAUL doing HANGMAN spots?!.
Hangman Logan Paul's gonna hit a Deadeye during the Elimination Chamber lmaooo
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Bloodline Stans don’t know the true suffering that was Roman’s 15-18 booking. He wasn’t naturally cool back then, his character wasn’t likeable or charismatic, he had no aura. He was just a dude in a vest beating everyone you liked while being portrayed as a underdog.
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Just got outted as a wrestling fan in front of a bad bitch
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It’s kinda wild to me how much the Butch gimmick killed Pete Dunne’s career. From 17-19 he was legit Top 10-15 in the company when the roster was arguably at its peak from a workrate perspective. Nowadays people just straight up don’t talk about him it’s genuinely heartbreaking.
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When you say “fights” please specify what you exactly mean
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Who had the best “ This tweet has been deleted” takes.
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This is what Tazz calls Sabrina Carpenter.
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WWE is really relying on signing ex-WWE talent instead of building their own talent lol.
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Just seen a WWE x AEW Forbidden Door card that had Eddie Kingston vs The Miz
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I genuinely think the reason Punk snuck Jack Perry was he thought if they squared up Jack was folding his ass up cause what the actual fuck is this?.
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I’m glad you learned to not comment on everything
@Vick_8122 I’m not commenting. I’ll be called a hater.
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Getting written off on RAMPAGE with no clear attacker and no plans for your return is unbelievable work.
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Y’all remember when Velveteen Dream came back in 2020 to feud with Roddy Strong and had Roddy’s wife and INFANT CHILD on his tights and was somehow the babyface?
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This my favorite genre of Content Creator. Just straight hating for the love of the game
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@sliccmic It’s so amazing because you know what he’s gonna say after he says tear but you have no clue how he’s gonna say griffin and a goddamn griffin just casually flies into the room.
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It’s kinda wild how two of AEW’s biggest butterfly effects came from people jumping off stages
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Fenix being off for 3 weeks and spending those week abusing tf out of horse testosterone is the funniest thing ever
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Just seen a YouTuber go on hiatus because he’s said he spent so much time hate watching and reviewing AEW and it’s negatively affecting his relationship with his wife and son. AEW’s mere existence is literally ruining families.
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Mariah flirting with Taz and Taz IMMEDIATELY sandbagging her was hilarious.
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The Outrunners estimated to be outselling Swerve Strickland & other former AEW world champions for merch .
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I feel like this is the “sports entertainment” stuff that actually works in AEW. The joke of this segment is MJF is so vain he literally made an entire day for himself but doesn’t realize he’s actually the butt of the joke.
1 year ago today, MJF celebrated “MJF Day” and sung Pennies from Heaven. giving us this gem of a performance.
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I want to have a conversation about Excalibur.
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I think there’s a real possibility Trick eclipses Melo tbh.
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1st women’s champion, best worker in the division, really over, 17 year vet???.
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He might be onto something
don’t put charlotte next to these two shitters ever again.
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Crying at them filming mark like he’s Bigfoot
Toni Storm getting amnesia and acting as a brand new member of AEW roster. LMFAOOOOO. Then she sees Mark Briscoe and says: “I'M TONI STORM, NICE TO MEET YOU!” and Briscoe is like WTF. 😭.
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All jokes aside. This may be one of the worst booking decisions I have ever seen. Cody gets publicly humiliated & infront of his friends & family, cheated and still shakes Roman’s hand, spends a year climbing back up the mountain just to give up his shot for no reason lmaooo.
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Please for the love of for god let this be Holograms evil arch nemesis.
AEW on September 5 filed to trademark:. • The Clone.• El Clon
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My fav thing about AEW commentary is you can see how much fun everyone has while calling the shows. It feels like 3 friends just watching a show together.
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RUSH when he’s not allowed to dropkick the barricade into a 7 year old dressed up as Orange Cassidy:
Among some of the things outright banned in AEW now are seizure sells, physical contact with the crowd, and Buckle Bombs, per the internal document Fightful saw. Fightful Select has a full list of completely prohibited spots and moves.
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*Bell Rings*. Miro and Andrade:
Could've made Miro/Andrade a "Loser leaves AEW" match but then I'd guess both guys would just immediately go into business for themselves and try to get shoot disqualified.
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AEW is slowly starting to become everything the majority of the fanbase hated about WWE and a lot of the fanbase isn’t willing to address it or hold TK accountable.
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Punk’s Collision is some of the worst tv AEW’s ever produced and the nostalgia people have for it is from people who didn’t actually watch it in real time.
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Has anyone else genuinely forgotten Thunder Rosa is still technically world champion and still works for AEW?.
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Uce it’s a wrestling company good matches is literally why we watch it 😭😭.
CM Punk on AEW:. "It's not a real business. It's not about selling tickets, it's not about drawing money, it's not about making money. It's about having good matches maybe?"
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At the risk of sounding pretentious or snobby I really don’t get how some people don’t get the most basic in ring storytelling.
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We need to make fantasy booking illegal cause wtf did I just watch
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Jack Perry slander is so corny. He’s a very young talent who’s shown on NUMEROUS occasions he’s a hooper who’s willing to do crazy stuff to get over. Yes his character work is still developing but he’s only 27 and has made consistent and clear development and delivers 9/10.
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Why do people always call Joshi stans horny creeps but don’t call out western stans who normalize this type of behavior in public forums?.
"Daniel, let me show you something. ". -HHH to Daniel Garcia. #WWENXT @WWE @TripleH #WWE #AEWCollision #SmackDown
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One of my all time favs finally getting his moment after years of setbacks
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I’m not joking when I say it but I think they botched literally everything about this game.
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His last match was winning the tag titles with his brother in a all time classic at the biggest show of all time for the company he spent nearly his entire career at. R.I.P Jay Briscoe❤️.
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He was reading this one
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Luchasaurus gets married. Call it Killswitch Engaged
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I swear I’ve seen a clip of Montez doing on a tope and celebrating with the caption “Ford needs to be a world champion yesterday” every day for 3 years now.
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It’s becoming real clear these are the 4 aces who should lead the charge for the current era of AEW
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This is genuinely the meanest thing I’ve ever heard someone say about Mercedes Mone.
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They’re crying. Oh the feeling is restored.
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Penta and Fenix have the opportunity to do literally the funniest thing of all time.
WWE sources claim to @FightfulSelect that the Lucha Bros. are not signed to WWE contracts as of yet. More details for subscribers.
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Bess I can do is 9 minutes on Raw in Albany, NY with a crowd chanting “We Want Mami” as Pat Mcafee screams about Jey Uso yeeting bossman.
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This the last thing MJF gone see in Road To Elite
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Y’all know how Ben Simmons will post a clip of him hitting 3s in practice and be dog water in games? That’s Natalya.
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Brother he literally HAS to be on his best behavior he already blackballed from the other guys lol.
The “CM Punk is a locker room cancer” allegations look crazier with every story we hear.
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Pat Mcafee over Excalibur is a actual capitol offense.
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Jack Perry slanderers don’t know ball. Niggas really forget he’d cook in literally every ppv match he had no matter how much people doubted it.
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I feel like The Bloodline story is proof of that Triple H doesn’t know how to finish a story. Like DIY was his biggest story he ever did and it was a fucking mess by 2019.
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Riho coming back EXACTLY when AEW/NXT go head again is genuinely the funniest coincidence I’ve ever seen.
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Sasha teasing wrestling KAIRI for the IWGP Championship is gonna age hilariously when she’s fighting for her life to get a 2* match out of Nikkita Lyons next year.
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Dude he will literally look for people backstage just to tell them how much they suck and how he’d never let that happen to them and it’ll be the first time he’s ever met them.
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WWE fans openly look down on professional wrestlers especially small ones. They’d despise him.
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Miz is proof no matter how completely underwhelming you are at your job if you hang around enough people will lie and call you a legend #WWERaw.
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This was executed flawlessly. The sound of the chair and crowd gasping and the production team frantically zooming out felt like we just saw something we shouldn’t have and they were scrambling to censor it. Genuinely a masterpiece.
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Fed fans finally seeing why AEW fans turned on Cody in his final year in AEW
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Y’all remember when NXT had a 60 minute iron man match go to draw and did the sudden death the week after?
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It’s mad funny some people in AEW don’t want to do jobs and Swerve let people beat him and it’s allowed him to become the hottest act in the company and work with all of the top guys. It’s like you’re playing yourself lmaoo.
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Bro really thinks was a coordinated attack by Britt Baker I’m on the floor lmaooo
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The Korean IWC:
THE KOREAN IWC AWARDS ARE OUT LFG. Biggest Winner: Solo Sikoa for not being named everywhere that is negative.Biggest Loser: Jon Moxley
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WWE for decades telling fans to look down on all forms of wrestling outside of their company really sucks cause multiple generations of fans have missed out on so many beautiful things in pro wrestling.
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I still want Riho to run the blade in AEW to see her reaction. She busted her lip against Kyona on Dark and got like a single drop of blood on her finger and was staring it for like 2 minutes in pure confusion.
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Ever notice how everyone was cool with this until The Acclaimed got involved??????.
It is kinda amazing how this angle has transitioned into an undercard comedy tag at the most recent PPV. Not to mention fusing it with one of the greatest rivalries in wrestling history on the same night.
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Yet if someone were to make fun of Giulia’s accent you’d be on the front lines. Yall don’t care about international talents and the pure xenophobia they face until they put on a WWE PC shirt.
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Asuka pulling up to the PC and seeing Rossy in a NXT Polo
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I think about this sentence multiple times a week tbh
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How imma Riho after giving her 6 rare steaks and 450lb squats for 3 months straight
YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR DIET IN THE AEW FIGHT FOREVER CAREER MODE!?!?!?!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Nah honestly this will be the best wrestling game in 15+ years
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Mfs saying “WHAT ABOUT COLLISION?!” Don’t worry. A TRUE locker room leader will step in and save Saturday Nights
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