Drainmaker 🌧️ 💵
@DrainBamager
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Avid watcher of pro wrestling because it's just the best. AEW, ROH, NJPW mostly. Wrestling Observer aficionado. Bryan Danielson is the greatest wrestler alive.
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Joined September 2014
VINCE MCMAHON THREAD:. Rita Marie Chatterton was the first female referee in WWE in the '80s. She got into Vince's limo to discuss her contract, but was forced to have oral sex to save her career. When she didn't agree, Vince allegedly raped her that night on July 16, 1986.
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Well that's a new way to do the Eddie Guerrero spot. I'm fucking howling.
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Big Justice cut a promo on QT Marshall and shut him up, LMFAOOOO. THIS KID'S ALREADY A PRO.
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LMAO DUSTIN RHODES. Fooled the heels by not diving, told them to suck it and then did the Spinaroonie. 😭
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Somebody let Matt Cardona know how low blows work. 😂.
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13 years ago today, Kenny Omega wrestled the 9 year old girl Haruka who was a member of STARDOM’s inaugural training class. One of the best things you will ever see in wrestling.
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20 years ago today, “Primetime” Elix Skipper did this famous Hurricanrana while WALKING ON TOP OF THE CAGE at TNA Turning Point 2004!. One of the craziest moments you will ever see in pro wrestling history.
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Did Seth Rollins just get GEEKED. Everyone and their mother got to shine and he just got laid out after doing absolutely nothing. LMFAOOOOOO.
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After defeating him. Jon Moxley BOWED DOWN to Bryan Danielson as he becomes the man to retire the American Dragon. ❤️.
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Sting retires and ends his AEW run with the Tag Team titles and a PERFECT 29-0 record. Perfect. Literally perfect.
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“Okada can divide by zero”.“Okada makes onions cry”.“Okada can hear sign language”.“Okada's email is gmail@okada.com”. These signs for Okada on Dynamite made me HOWL. 😭
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“I heard that your Dentist isn’t seeing you anymore. ”. OH, MJF WENT THERE.
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Mark Briscoe on Jay: "He's doing better than me. I wrestled Samoa Joe. He's wrestling Eddie Guerrero." ❤️
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AEW female wrestlers shooting on everyone. LMFAO, what's going on. 😭
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Samoa Joe NOPE compilation over the years. It never gets old. 😂
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Toni Storm getting amnesia and acting as a brand new member of AEW roster. LMFAOOOOO. Then she sees Mark Briscoe and says: “I'M TONI STORM, NICE TO MEET YOU!” and Briscoe is like WTF. 😭.
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Four Pillars paying homage to their respective mentors. Sting, Chris Jericho, Christian Cage and Cody Rhodes. This shit is fucking wonderful.
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Safe to say Shelton Benjamin still freaking rules. 49 years old but a timeless talent. Fits AEW like a glove. THE MF'ING STANDARD OF EXCELLENCE.
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Now even Shibata did the WALK AWAY NOPE spot and Samoa Joe instantly recognised and had the biggest grin on his face. I LOVE THIS SHIT, MAN. 😂
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5 years ago today, MJF cut this famous promo: “I used to love video games, yeah. then I lost my virginity.”. The camera cut in the end remains EPIC. 😭
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Kid in crowd: “You suck!”. Jay White: “Buddy, is that your mother? Trust me, she's the only one who sucks around here.”. LMFAOOOO.
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I'm afraid, she ATE. LMAOOOO.
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2 years ago today at AAA TripleMania XXX, Pentagon Jr. defeated Villano IV in a Mask vs Mask match. A bloody Penta then held Villano's mask, forcing his unmasking after 40 years. One of the hardest shots you will ever see in pro wrestling/lucha libre.
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MJF HIT THE KANGAROO KICK!!!!. This man is a SUPERSTAR in Wembley.
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Christian Cage speared Jay White to cost him the match and then LAID ON THE FLOOR to hide himself. LMFAOOOOOO. I LOVE THIS MAN.
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Logan Paul's favorite wrestler is 100% Hangman Adam Page. Can't blame him. Learning from the best.
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Christian Cage fast counted all the way till 9. Buddy Matthews started getting up so Christian speared him, counted 10 and rang the bell. A DOUBLE COUNTOUT SO NEITHER TEAM WINS. 😭
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Renee Paquette on IG put this clip of Nora playing around with Mox and doing dives on the sofa, haha. How adorable. ❤️
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Jon Moxley backstage as the new IWGP World Heavyweight Champion with Renee Paquette. COUPLE GOALS. ❤️
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Nic Nemeth jumped David Finlay during the press conference and then cut ONE HELL OF A PROMO holding the new IWGP Global Heavyweight title!. Woah. Color me intrigued for this post-WWE run for the man formerly known as Dolph Ziggler.
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A Suplex from TOMBSTONE position?!. Josh Woods freaking RULES.
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BIG BILL JUST CAUGHT DARBY ALLIN MID AIR AND DID THE BOSS MAN SLAM OUTSIDE. I JUST LOST MY MIND WATCHING THIS.
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• Leap of Faith miss.• Code Red counter.• HIDDEN BLADE.• Stormbreaker counter. into CODE RED. Will Ospreay. Darby Allin. TAKE A FUCKING BOW. UNBELIEVABLE STUFF.
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AEW have released the alternate footage of Christian Cage's F-BOMB from Dynamite, and it's just as good.
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MJF on AEW roster constantly delivering the "Best fucking professional wrestling shows this world has ever seen". NOW THIS IS HOW A LOCKER ROOM LEADER TALKS.
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In today's episode of "how does Vikingo even fucking do this?"
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Swerve Strickland shouts out his friend Kofi Kingston and his WM world title win from 5 years ago, and how it inspired him to become AEW's first Black World Champion. ❤️
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Never forget that Eddie Kingston was supposed to retire in 2020 amidst dire situations and global pandemic. He had to sell his boots and wrestling gear to pay his mortgage. AEW then gave him the call, and the rest in history. There's nobody deserving than this man. He has EARNED
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HOOK said NOPE because he's been sitting under the Learning Tree of. Samoa Joe. PERFECT.
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Bryan Danielson got to have a match with and won the respect of his favourite luchador, his hero Blue Panther in his own country of Mexico. Nothing more inspirational than this. IF YOU FIGHT FOR YOUR DREAMS. YOUR DREAMS DO FIGHT FOR YOU!.
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Orange Cassidy once again had his singular sloth pyro but since it was Wembley Stadium. the firework went all the way up to the rooftop. Incredible visual. 😭
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AJ Styles has arrived for his first match in a Japanese promotion after 8½ years. THIS NOAH PRODUCTION STAYS UNDEFEATED.
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Drew McIntyre on meeting Jack Perry and taking a photo together:. “[We were] on the same flight. He was just right in front of me. I had a chat with him. Lovely lad. His girlfriend’s really nice. Flying to LA and just said, ‘Hey, we should take a picture together. We’re both
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MJF DID THE TNA STEINER MATH PROMO ON SAMOA JOE. LMFAOOOOO. I'M FUCKING DYING.
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NIGEL MCGUINNESS IN THE CASINO GAUNTLET. WHAT THE HELL?!?!!!. NIGEL HAS COME OUT OF RETIREMENT IN HIS HOME OF ENGLAND. OH MY FREAKING GOD.
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“Bryan used to be vegan. but couldn't give up eating Brie.”. NIGEL IS TOO MUCH, LMFAOOOOO.
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Claudio Castagnoli got rejected by CMLL for years, so he did this during his first entrance in the promotion tonight. THE GRUDGE IS REAL. 😂.
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The TNT YouTube channel is currently streaming a CHRISTMAS YULE LOG FIRE with Hangman Page drinking whiskey in front of Swerve's childhood house that he burned. ON A LOOP. This is absolutely fantastic. 😭
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Matt Hardy really showed up in Total Nonstop Action after teasing that he was gonna sign with either WWE or AEW. CRYING, LMFAO.
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Tony Khan says Mark Briscoe has made it clear that he will no longer do standard tag team matches following Jay's passing. Will only do Singles, Trios & Multi-mans but not 2 vs 2 tags.
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“He broke into my home. He threatened my family. We had to leave our home. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? And they loved him for it. I gave them everything I had. For 5 years, every damn thing. yet they chose HIM.”. OH. MY. GOD. HANGMAN. ADAM. PAGE. Hangman in all of his promos so far
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Katsuyori Shibata to Tony Khan via translation: "Thank you Tony for reviving me as a wrestler. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.". Absolutely fucking lovely stuff.
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MJF's Facebook post from 2015 when he left college. Man, everything he said about quitting Football to get into pro wrestling and that Punk/Danielson handshake photo was all legitimate stuff.
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So far almost every wrestler that's jumped ship has kept their names and presentation exactly the same as AEW when going to WWE. Take that as you will.
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Never forget the time Vince McMahon fed Michael Cole this line at WM31 to mock Sting and the legacy of WCW. Well, today, Sting just wrestled in front of 80,000+ people in Wembley. 10,000 more than that WrestleMania.
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Eddie Kingston no-selling the Machine Gun Chops and then immediately making David Finlay regret is the shit I live for. Eddie in Japan rules.
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5 years ago today on Halloween, Orange Cassidy wrestled Priscilla Kelly while SWAPPING ATTIRES. 😭
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Jon Moxley as a police officer flashing his badge in 12 Rounds 3. Forever an epic scene. 😂
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After Collision ended, Garland started chanting YES! so Bryan Danielson said "what the hell, I'm not allowed but who's gonna stop me" and then did the YES! chant himself. Best part? The camera crew actually recorded it. Haha, incredible.
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Looks like Endeavor completely abandoned the WWE Wellness Policy. Everyone is beefed up there. LMFAO.
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Every AEW World Champion in the promotion's 5 year history. Swerve Strickland joins the club as the 8th man to hold this prestigious title.
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4 years ago in Atlanta, Cody Rhodes did this crazy Moonsault off the top of Steel Cage to beat Wardlow. One of the best AEW moments ever.
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KENNY OMEGA/GABE KIDD WERE SO GOOD. PRESIDENT TANAHASHI CRIED UNCONTROLLABLY IN JOY WATCHING THEM. So beautiful. The spirit of Shin Nihon Puroresu is alive and well. THIS IS NJPW. ❤️
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This is the funniest clip in the universe right now. MJF has pretty much signed an extension with AEW, and is their top babyface. CM Punk has gone to the other promotion to main event night four of the buy one get one free extravaganza. LMAO.
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Danielson and Okada BOW DOWN to each other after their match. This is so beautiful. #njwk18.
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“Antony. I promise you no matter how many matches I win, no matter how many stories I finish, I'll never call you into the ring to celebrate with me.”. THAT DIG AT CODY AND HUNTER, LMFAOOOOOO.
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Sting's both sons as Surfer/nWo Wolfpac versions with their father on the stage. OH MAAAAAAAAN. ❤️
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“HEY, KID. I called you kid because you were GROWING PUBES before I started doing this!". Cope killed Mox with this line, LMFAO.
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Jacob Fatu is 100% the best wrestler in his family currently. HOLY SHIT THIS DUDE IS A KILLER, LMFAO.
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"Real Glass. Go cry me a river!". SHOTS FIRED LMFAOOOOOO
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Mercedes: “Back in the line, BITCH.”.Britt: “BITCH. what line?”. Yeah, this gonna be a MONEY FEUD.
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6 years today on Being The Elite, Cody Rhodes was possessed by the evil spirit of WWE before he had to be cured by Young Bucks and exorcist Christopher Daniels. 😂. One of the funniest BTE bits ever.
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Live footage of Mariah May attacking and busting open Toni Storm. This angle was PHENOMENAL. One that I won't forget for a long time.
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WWE passed on BOTH Sami Zayn and Cody Rhodes at their peak babyface runs in two months.
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Christian Cage just buried ECW and called it an Outlaw Promotion as the other channel runs a special ECW show in the 2300 Arena at the same time. LMFAOOOOO.
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Will Ospreay stormed into Ricochet’s locker room and asked him why he cheated tonight. HEATED CONFRONTATION, NO PUNCHES PULLED. STRAIGHT TALK. HEEL RICOCHET. BABYFACE OSPREAY. NOW WE'RE TALKING. 2025 is looking too good.
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Toni Storm talks about getting stabbed by Mariah May with her own shoe. Swerve then leads the “DOOM THE WOMB” chant and Toni completes breaks character. OMG. 😭
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Throwback to Chuck Taylor launching the invisible grenade to blow up his opponents all over the indies. 😂
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NO FUCKING WAY MAX CALLED RODDY A "DEFAULT CAW" LOOOOL
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The show ends with the entire arena saying THANK YOU to Orange Cassidy for his wonderful reign. He has arrived, man. OC is the fucking star of this place.
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5 years ago today, The Invisible Man vs The Invisible Stan happened at Joey Janela's Spring Break 3, with Bryce Remsburg as the ref. BIGGEST PROOF THAT WRESTLING IS REAL.
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Daniel Garcia mocked Malakai Black with his cross-legged pose so Malakai danced DG style before flipping him off. LMFAOOOOOO.
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THIS RETURN VIGNETTE FOR JULIA HART, OH MY GOD. Julia Hart's transition from a Cheerleader to GOTH in House of Black perfectly summarised. How the new Julia kills the old Julia with Bow/Arrow. Produced so bloody well.
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1 year ago on Rampage, Harley Cameron tried to seduce Anthony Bowens before Bowens said “I’m Gay” as Max Caster/Billy Gunn jumped in joy. and the Chicago crowd chanted “He’s Gay!” to Bowens. A very wholesome and progressive moment in pro wrestling. 🏳️🌈
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WATCH FOR THE SHOOOEEEEE. Every single count of Toni Storm throwing her shoe at Lexi/Renee. 😂
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Bryan Danielson after Dynamite went off the air thanked Tony Khan for basically creating AEW, giving jobs to many wrestlers, explained why he left WWE to join WWE. before saying that he'd KICK JON MOXLEY'S HEAD IN. “I had a lifetime job at WWE, and I chose. CHOSE to come
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“Did I restore the feeling? THIS IS YOUR BOY?!” said Max grabbing Garcia's neck while bleeding incessantly. WHAT AN ANGLE TO END DYNAMITE. R.I.P. happy jovial babyface MJF. The true Salt of the Earth is back.
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