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@LongLivePele

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@LongLivePele
Pele
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The fact that this is his only body ever is crazy
@FBGreatMoments
Football’s Greatest Moments
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“Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 months
That compilation of niggas being thankful King Von dead gets me every time
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@LongLivePele
Pele
9 months
12 can see my license plate is expired by an hour, but nowhere around for this nonsense
@FearedBuck
FearBuck
9 months
bro this is insane, props for not hitting anyone or anything
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Meg get pregnant by an athlete with that ass and them sturdy knees and we might get a 6’6 Kyle Lowry
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@LongLivePele
Pele
1 month
And yall said CFB 25 is fake
@Gresham2x
BON
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PORTAL
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Sucking titties is really fire because as soon as you get tired of sucking one titty there’s another one that’s been waiting for 13 minutes!
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
I’m a real nigga where is my software developer queen 👀
@Smile_ItsPretty
Shay 🚷
3 years
Just a RN and software developer making moves and reaching goals 🥂🎉 no big deal right 😝 5 bed/ 3 bath #NewHomeowners
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Shoutout Chance the Rapper for not dropping music lately we really been going through enough.
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@LongLivePele
Pele
4 months
Every player he named is out the league
@itsAntWright
ᗩᑎT ᗯᖇIGᕼT
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Stephen A Smith’s Porzingis draft rant
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@LongLivePele
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@LongLivePele
Pele
2 years
Martavis Bryant is out there somewhere the best athlete in a 100 mile radius for no reason rn
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Good time to bring back the pioneer
@big_business_
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
3 years
These kids sampling early 2000’s pop and R&B hits to rap about the most ignorant shit has been the best thing to happen in a while.
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
His wife ain’t even got ass to hold at the crib smh pray for this brother
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SportsCenter
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@LongLivePele
Pele
2 years
Shit Playboi Carti went from an ATL nigga to a vampire
@606qyrii
Quay The Broski
2 years
She literally changed her whole voice when she got on😧 #glorilla
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@LongLivePele
Pele
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@naomiriah Breeding like a stallion made me chuckle
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Lakers gave Josh Hart minutes to this nigga we all saw it.
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
White people knowing how to crack a whip in 2021 not sitting right with my spirit
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Seeing someone Attempt to become a meme is the most uncomfortable feeling on the internet
@teemaamiii
𝕾𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖗 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 💕
3 years
Dude asked me why I don’t have kids?????? Why should I???????
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Yeah he did that insurance fraud shit lmao
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
I’m real nasty what you need my boy?
@90zTai
Taib9ndzz
3 years
If u a RN i need ya help
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@LongLivePele
Pele
7 months
Everyone has tried to go Super Saiyan at least once
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
When I die I want y’all to service my funeral so y’all can let down one last time @Lions
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@LongLivePele
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3 years
😭😭😭😭
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
@ryzjaded @ReggiSaxx Man delete this.
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@LongLivePele
Pele
2 years
Thug could’ve done something better over the phone
@AtlantaFalcons
Atlanta Falcons
2 years
ATL! It's time to RISE UP‼️ #DirtyBirds
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@LongLivePele
Pele
7 months
High school me would’ve never guessed that bar was about Isaiah Rashad
@killmesIime
dyson daniels floater
7 months
My homeboy just domed a nigga
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
You ever had to show a girl how to suck your dick by sucking her fingers because the head was weak
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@LongLivePele
Pele
7 years
@emy_mooree Are we going to have to go through this again
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
The Game really has told some all time lies but saying he’d rather be there over performing at the super bowl might’ve took the cake.
@pinatafarms
Piñata Farms: The Meme App
3 years
The Game watches Dr. Dre's Super Bowl halftime performance in his own crib 😬😬😬
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
It’s so much sports shit I wish Twitter was around for.
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Real men just keel over and die you not even supposed to know I been sick
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@LongLivePele
Pele
2 years
Lamar’s WR2 for most of his career btw
@nflrums
NFL Rumors
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#49ers have released WR Willie Snead from the practice squad.
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Boy got a suit made of Pork Rinds
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@LongLivePele
Pele
4 years
I remember niggas said if aliens landed at a WNBA game we wouldn’t know for 2 months
@aerial_powers23
LIQUID | Aerial Powers
4 years
Put some respect on my name or keep this tweet to yourself!!
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
The neck crazy and she puts in on the weed
@ruthyvbz
Ruthy
3 years
A lot of ya be fucking that outta shape female in the group, that one female you act like you won’t even speak to. Y’all really think they ain’t gonna show the text messages?! 😩😭
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Paul George get it worse than Sha’carri and he play a team sport 😂
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
I lost my virginity at 16 and didn’t even cum so I ain’t have sex for 3 years because I thought pussy was overrated. Turns out my ex just had the worst pussy I’d ever have
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
The cream pie section falls off in like the 400s but the cream pie section falls off in the 200s but for some reason I will ALWAYS prefer weird right?
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Police sketches from each of his cases
@Notdojaaa
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3 years
Who are these people because they’re definitely not Big Ben LMAO
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
And instead of dick riding in the stands Giannis brothers came to the league and got rings
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@LongLivePele
Pele
4 years
@1charvo @_GJRx Nah THIS nigga needs a father
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Did you hear the album? He dropped 50 on Friday brother
@DStarkand
Daniel Starkand
3 years
Gunna walking out of Crypto like he just dropped 40 😭
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@LongLivePele
Pele
10 months
She’s lucky Anthony Edwards a nice guy fr Rae Carruth would’ve kept the 100k and handled that
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Niggas tried to tell me this not GREAT Milk
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Being the smallest meat at the train gotta be trash. She’s taking your meat as a break from the real hammers
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@LongLivePele
Pele
4 years
Calvin Johnson was unhappy his whole career
@TylerIAm
Trill Withers
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NFL player be unhappy for YEARS lmfao
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
They giving Odell that shit that Mac Miller was hunting for that night
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@LongLivePele
Pele
2 years
Rams offensive line play like this all season the Lions getting CJ Stroud and Will Anderson Lmao
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
On the Patriots what?
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
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J. Cole will be wearing No. 15 on the Patriots BBC It’s the same number he wore in HS
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@LongLivePele
Pele
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BarkyBoogz killed someone on the road and ran to the TL before the body was cold.
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Like who taught you this? And more importantly why did they teach you this?!
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
If Youngboy gay then I like dick because bro has told parts of my life story in multiple songs
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@LongLivePele
Pele
4 years
Jimmy Butler hands elite I know he be beatin his shit fr
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
White women finding out AF1s go with everything set the human race back 100 years.
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Raditz would have the planet ready for a Frieza in 3-4 business hours
@DazyFeza
Dazy Feza
3 years
Viltrumites vs Saiyans, who y’all got ? 🧐
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@LongLivePele
Pele
7 years
@donte5O2 When they what....
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
I wish Future never found out about Future memes
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Lamar is not an up and coming QB he’s an all time great already. Stop letting the white media poison your mind.
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Photoshop to paint a narrative about me
@Gresham2x
BON
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what happened
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
His daughter porn was so weak it tainted his legacy
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@LongLivePele
Pele
4 years
Mia Khalifa is that college star that you see play 5 minutes of pro ball and you just know they’re not ready. The speed and girth of the pros overwhelmed her
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Caught sleep paralysis on a plane one time. I’m so glad my body ain’t let me scream like I tried.
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Nigga instincts told him to go find Durk and take him on a date immediately
@lowlifejoe_
👨🏾‍💻💫
3 years
P Diddy couldn’t take it anymore after Lil Durk transitioned following Lil Baby 🔥😂
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Nigga look like a fat woman inner thigh
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Pele
6 years
@MALTVEGAS @DEVONTHESAV We harassed him for pandering and being corny
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Pele
7 months
Was 4 Holes full
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@LongLivePele
Pele
7 days
Mike and that jacket look like the same material
@cableman0
🧙‍♂️
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Woj would’ve been on espn with SVP talking about the trade
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@LongLivePele
Pele
5 years
@Dr_Sweets23 Everything he said within the hour
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Pele
6 years
@LORAFRIMANEE Us: Uzi pls just make one bad sing Uzi:
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
She kept her man but Ann Perkins went through like 3 makes you wonder
@TylerIAm
Trill Withers
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Leslie knope got the fire???
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
You playing a dangerous game
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@LongLivePele
Pele
4 years
Paul Pierce look depressed and high while clearly paying for pussy. He just like me fr
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Look at KG squeezing the imaginary stress balls 😭😭
@big_business_
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
3 years
Someone on the timeline owes you money and they’re still tweeting
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
What part of dick are you censoring?
@torylanez
Tory Lanez
3 years
Good D*ick had me fucking 2 best friends .... and I got caught 🤷🏾‍♂️ ... that’s what I apologized 4 . ... it’s sick how u Spun it tho ...
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Chris Benoit got home did a vibe check and wasn’t feeling it at all
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Rappers receiving gifts they paid for will always be hilarious.
@rapalert4
Rap Alert (Backup)
3 years
Moneybagg Yo was gifted $1.5 million for his birthday from Yo Gotti and the CEO of his label.
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Niggas posted black squares on their IG to end racism and were deadass
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Grandma venting her pain and she recording for Tik Tok 😐
@TamBRUH
Grip Baby
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But y’all want the same relationships/marriages our grandparents had. Tuh 🙄
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
White man going to Africa to chastise niggas not sitting right with me.
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Nigga said if they gone get tossed in prison they might as well get tossed right.
@UncleReed
ReedMikaleson
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Niggas who get arrested for murder, rape, molestation. Should get BBL’s before they get tossed into prison. Bet that bring the crime down…..
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@LongLivePele
Pele
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@OGUglyNigga @yaaaawce Yeah bro it was right before I sold them bricks and bought that jewelry
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Lean used to be so available niggas said they would coat the blunt in it
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@LongLivePele
Pele
9 months
Gotta shutdown Montverde and put these boys back in regular school
@easymoneyhesi
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Y’all ain’t real barbz you can’t even name Nicki top 5 favorite rapist
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Pele
3 years
Youngboy bringing REAL hate back rappers been too friendly for too long
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Pele
6 years
The porn I want on my TL
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Pele
5 years
Only way to really find out is a meat off
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Pele
3 years
That’s how you fly off the screen on Super Smash Bros.
@chlamydiapills
Maybe: Ryan🫣
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Pele
3 years
After today I am 100% sure in the next decade Sports Betting is going to get an athlete or coach killed
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Pele
3 years
JFK took a look at his wife and head butted that next bullet
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Pele
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He behind the wheel treating niggas like Mario Kart coins 💔
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Zion would rather die before not having mixed children
@4pfkelvin
𝕂𝕖𝕝𝕧𝕚𝕟𝟜ℙ𝔽
3 years
Why Brittany Renner go for PJ Washington LMFAOOOO do you see what Zion be touching?!? She could’ve secured a bag
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
I didn’t watch your comedy for obvious reasons but if it’s more jokes like that hang it up fuck nigga
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
Pussy nigga got punched and he ran to the gram
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@LongLivePele
Pele
3 years
This how it be when she telling you about what her ex did
@MicahhParsons11
Micah Parsons
3 years
SMH!!! That’s horrible!!
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