“Tom”.
@NotThatTomGreen
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Husband. Father. Maker of Content (WCW DEEP CUTS, OFF THE GRID, WHY THEY RULE). Leader of a Weirdo Empire.
United States
Joined May 2009
BIG BOOM AJ - My Sacrifice .AEW Full Gear 2024 Zero Hour Recap. @aew | @ajbefumo | @QTMarshall | @AEWonTV . 🎵Creed - “My Sacrifice”
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Imagine you’re zooted at a wrestling show, trying to be inconspicuous. Floating on a cloud and hoping no one notices. Then, Roman Reigns starts talking directly to you about how he knows you’re high from the ring. Eye contact, calling out symptoms, everything.
Roman telling a fan he smells weed and he knows it’s them because their eyes are red 😭😭😭
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I assume they’ll have to change part of the intro.
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Imagine being such a piece of shit that the only bigger piece of shit you can think of in your profession literally murdered his family.
“If Chris Benoit can do the crap he did and the fans still love him” . - Hulk Hogan on wrestling fans forgiving past mistakes . (IMPAULSIVE)
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He just lost a billion dollars’ worth of lawsuits to those Sandy Hook parents. He needs the work. #Wrestlemania
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Cody: “I need that WWE Title worse than I need air. I need to do what my father couldn’t. I will die trying. I love this business! I love you people!”. (Polite applause). The Rock: “Roman, you got a smelly asshole, you swamp ass.”. (Crowd goes wild, stock goes up ten points).
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He dresses like he rode his skateboard to his prostate exam.
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Big Boom AJ vs. QT Marshall.Full Gear 2024 Hype. @AEW | @ajbefumo | @QTMarshall |@AEWonTV . 🎵 “My Way” - Limp Bizkit
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The speed of Eddie Kingston’s entrance in the video game should be based on how much he hates the other character. #AEWDynamite.
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You know who would probably find this really funny?. Christian.
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I tried taking a screenshot of Maven’s YT last night to reply to @davidbix elsewhere last night. It took at the wrong time and looks like Maven’s trying to tell his hypothetical kids that he’s a gay ghost.
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Tony Khan was like, “ROH is cool, but what if Minoru Suzuki was a champion and Samoa Joe came back?” and then he just did it.
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This is terrifying.
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It looks like the golden ticket if Willy Wonka ran an energy drink factory.
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I’m almost okay with Hulk Hogan being back on TV if he gets publicly humiliated like that every week. That was incredible. I didn’t give the WWE audience enough credit.
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When Bray Wyatt was on, he was ON. Of all the stuff he did in WWE, I always loved his goodbye promo from NXT. One of the best WWE babyface promos in years and years - it’s a shame this version of Bray didn’t get to be a face. He would’ve been incredible. Rest in peace.
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“I’m leaving a Club and joining a community - the gay community.”
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Ironic that in the end, CM Punk was the one banned from Collision.
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“Hey Louie, you get five seconds on camera. Do something cool.”
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Hopefully he can finally get his job back.
WWE and TNA Wrestling have announced a multi-year partnership
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I love my son. Nolie is a very bright kid. But he just told me he thought it would turn black and white in person when Toni Storm walked out. #AEWDynamite
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This might be my favorite picture Nolie’s ever taken with a wrestler. @theAdamPage went out of his way to make Nolie’s day very special. I’ll tweet the other pictures they took together below. I’m so happy Nolie is lucky enough to have the heroes he has.
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AJ is SO into this. He might be the most enthusiastic celebrity to do a wrestling match.
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Bobby Lashley sneaks up behind you to apply The Fuck Lock.
what if it was the fuck syndicate?. and they fucked people.
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I followed that thing that popped up on the screen during Raw tonight. This is what was there.
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Jack Perry: “Everything in life has a price…”. Taco Bell ad: “Chalupa meals for $7 now!”. Hardest I’ve laughed at wrestling in months:.
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Congrats to Delta on signing with WWE!. Now if Sierra, Hotel, India, Echo, & Lima accept terms, we can have the gang back together.
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Tessa wanted to use a disguise that she brought from home. TNA nixed it, believing she’d trip up trying to do spots in a giant white robe.
Tessa Blanchard just attacked @JordynneGrace at #TNAFinalResolution! . Watch #TNAFinalResolution NOW on TNA+:
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Sources say that they found a chicken bake and double chunk chocolate cookie near Taz’s body in the parking lot.
This afternoon @OfficialTAZ was attacked in the parking lot and cannot announce Tonight’s #AEWDynamite 5th Anniversary. Taz is being treated by doctors, @McGuinnessNigel is en route to Pittsburgh & will call tonight’s episode. Don’t miss Dynamite’s 5th TONIGHT at 8/7c on TBS!
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John Morrison as Dave Meltzer for Halloween is only topped by him writing a Meltzer-style review as the caption.
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The cool thing about 2024 is that you can apply for a dream gig and ten days later, the guy who could hire you finds your Creed/Costco Guys video and approves of it.
BIG BOOM AJ - My Sacrifice .AEW Full Gear 2024 Zero Hour Recap. @aew | @ajbefumo | @QTMarshall | @AEWonTV . 🎵Creed - “My Sacrifice”
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What if Tony Khan bought the All Japan library just so Eddie Kingston could lay new commentary tracks over the 90’s classics, freaking out for all those matches he loves?.
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Bryan Danielson should have one of those Joshi retirements, where he wrestles the entire roster one-by-one for a minute or two each.
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Back in my day, getting fired from WWE meant you went to TNA, called yourself PJ Polaco, and lost to Raven in six minutes. Kids these days, with their cameras and their YouTube….
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I love Bryan Danielson. He saw the expectation that Sting’s farewell set and decided to go the exact opposite direction. He made you feel a real big feeling, but set the table for the next heroes after him. That’s Bryan’s career in a nutshell.
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It was sweet that Shawn Michaels threw up the scissors for Billy Gunn. The 90’s wrestling nerd in me wants someone in The Acclaimed to say “right back ‘atcha, HBK!” on Dynamite.
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So, this just happened. Nolie got to meet @WillOspreay backstage at Dynamite. It blew his little mind. He’s BEAMING right now. He said they had a great chat and “he’s so excited to be (Will)’s friend”. Thanks to Will and our pal Skye for making this special moment happen.
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Dragon Lee beating an AEW team for the AAA tag titles and then immediately announcing he signed with WWE is the most AAA thing possible.
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If Tony Khan gets pushed much further by NXT, he’ll totally air the CM Punk Wembley security footage tomorrow.
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Jon Moxley is a millionaire and he still wears the free stuff he gets at work. A man after my own heart.
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Bryan Danielson’s karaoke psychology is as strong as his wrestling psychology.
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It is WILD how much Triple H stole from Shane Douglas. The cadence is 100% Shane. He dressed like Shane. He started cursing as much as USA would allow. A lot of the HHH/Stephanie dynamic was Shane & Francine. Hell, he cut his hair around this time to look like Shane in 98-99.
#OnThisDayInWWE 25 years ago on Heat:. Triple H tells Jim Ross: "I am The Fucking Game, JR!". A breakout moment . @TripleH @JRsBBQ
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Excited to play the story mode, where Stevie Richards breaks Undertaker’s streak.
BREAKING: Brock Lesnar has been REMOVED from the Cover of the "40 Years of WrestleMania" Edition of WWE 2K24 . #WWE2K24
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It was close, but Bryan Danielson won the right to be Bryan Danielson for another year.
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Every JD Vance rally looks like a sad indie wrestling show.
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EXCLUSIVE: Just got this Men’s Royal Rumble list leaked to me.
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When your kid asks if he can give your credit card info to a stranger in Langhorne, Pennsylvania for pro wrestling VHS tapes
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Someone on WWE 2K24 made this masterpiece. (Credit: FoulRipken)
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The Lovetts are my new favorite wrestling gimmick. Mom & Dad want to make a comeback to wrestling after having kids - but they can’t find a babysitter. So they have to sign the whole family up for handicap matches to keep the kids busy. @RadProRassle
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I told my mom that her WWE texts blew up on Twitter yesterday.
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TIL that the dad used to wrestle as “The American Powerchild” Eric Justice - which sounds like a Japanese parody of an American wrestler.
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If we’re gonna keep giving Hulk Hogan a platform to be dumb, can someone at least ask him why he physically could never do a left legdrop?. I want to hear him explain it with his broken carny brain.
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May I present the most awkward fan/wrestler picture ever. Nolie met MJF yesterday and got wrapped up in calling him cuss words. The picture almost caught them by surprise.
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If I’m Tony Khan’s lawyer, I simply bring a list of non-American wrestlers’ names to the courtroom and ask Kevin Kelly to read them aloud.
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I’m playing the career mode in the new WWE game. Your character gets a bad gimmick from creative and overpushed immediately, then they blame you for your first headline show drawing a bad crowd and you get shot back down the card. The realism in these games is incredible.
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So, Nolie just took a swing at @JeffTheShow & @MattTheShow. Nolie definitely doesn’t just talk trash on the internet. It got tense and we almost needed security. #AllOutFanFest
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Like, I know I’m caping hard. Maybe way too hard. But I really don’t want The Outrunners’ momentum to die. The merch sales are through the roof. The live crowds are into them. Their work is good. It’s refreshing to have an organic thing in wrestling.
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It’s NXT, so half the roster walked up to him like “Thank you for telling the truth about the gay frogs and weather machines!”.
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Unless Samoa Joe is on the shelf permanently, it was nice of WWE to hand AEW & New Japan all of those fresh main event matches.
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Fixed.
.@WWERollins will look for his #WrestleMania moment this Saturday when he battles an opponent handpicked by WWE Chairman @VinceMcMahon!
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It happened. Within minutes of us arriving at @SquarCircleExpo, Nolie got the VIP treatment and got rushed right over to meet @theAdamPage. You can’t take the smile off his face. Thanks to Jonathon for helping us out!
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Vince McMahon is probably fuming that AEW gets to do a Game of Thrones-themed show because he’s been wanting to do incest in wrestling for decades.
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Terry Funk & Bryan Danielson. The wrestlers who understood wrestling in all of its incarnations & forms. Every role on the card. They saw all the colors of the wrestling rainbow when everyone else saw the ones that made them comfortable. That’s why they’re the two best ever.
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We’ve been out trick or treating for five minutes and I’ve already been asked twice if he’s Liberace.
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I hope the AEW/FOX rumors are true, because we could theoretically get Orange Cassidy in The Simpsons universe.
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It’s kinda like Nick Wayne or Billie Starkz - they had to wait until they turned 18 to get the graphic. @turbofloyd_ & @TruthMagnum are too young. So young. The youngest.
Despite not getting an "All Elite" graphic, the Outrunners are signed to the company, AEW sources claim to @FightfulSelect . More details are up for subscribers
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Thanks to this Redditor for the hardest laugh I’ll have today.
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if I wasn’t lazy I’d make a Mox Seizes The Means Of Production graphic. somebody else probably already did. If I wasn’t lazy I’d search for it.
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Imagine being Brian Pillman Jr’s dumber co-worker.
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The WWEID program is already paying off.
Kevin Nash: I Think I'm Going To NXT In December.
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I can confirm s report that the following wrestlers are in Orlando right now for the WWE tryout camp.
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Jimmy Hart singing a sad piano version of “All American Boys” is one of my favorite things.
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It happened! Nolie got to meet his dudes @luchasaurus, @boy_myth_legend, & @realmarkostunt! . He was SO nervous, but they were very sweet with him. He said he felt like “the coolest boy in the world” after meeting them. He’s still calming down. #AllOutFanFest @AEW
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It’s the EST (fastest, strongest, etc) with the IST (racist, fascist, etc).
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This genuinely looks like Dory is resisting the entry hole to the afterlife.
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If you saw Iron Claw and your reaction was “I want to see something like this for Chris Benoit,” you’ve lost the plot. Iron Claw was a celebration of Kevin’s strength and the brothers’ love. There’s a reason it didn’t end with Fritz brow-beating Kevin when he died.
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Nolie watched the Kingston/Punk segment from AEW Rampage 3 times in the car on the way to my parents’ house today. My mom got onto him for trying to sneak a pudding cup without asking, and he responded “I came into this kitchen for an escape from the streets, and you judge me?”.
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Hulk Hogan is better at being caught on video saying racist shit than he was at doing armdrags.
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If you’re a Cornette fan who spends their money to sit front row at AEW shows and openly dump on it, you should be taxed however much you spent so a kid can go have actual fun at a wrestling show.
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That incredible Hologram/Komander match, followed by this - an all-time fever dream segment. This is the spirit of WCW. I mean this in the most complimentary way possible.
Why is Jake "The Snake" Roberts out here? Who did he get in the trade?!. Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS!. @AEWHologram | @KomandercrMX | @JakeSnakeDDT | @RUSHTOROBLANCO | @dralistico_lfi | @Beast_Mortos
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If no one gets suspended or fired after all the stories coming out about this fight (Ace Steel but someone?!?), I hope Eddie Kingston walks into TV on Wednesday and pulls out someone’s eye Haku-style.
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Vince McMahon is the prime example that consequences don’t actually happen to rich, white old people. They just take sad vacations and then keep being rich, old white people.
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YouTube’s algorithm just made the dream team.
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Showing off your government-sponsored graveyard in Saudi Arabia is a bit too on-the-nose, eh?.
Here’s an exclusive first look at the amazing @Undertaker’s Graveyard Escape at the WWE Experience in Riyadh, opening Feb. 16:
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Every other reply was something horny. This dude just wanted to get a dark match report.
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Nolie made his signs for tomorrow’s #AEWDynamite. We’ve got really good floor seats that (I think) are opposite hard cam, so look out for Nolie. @AEW @theAdamPage
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