the4thpip
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Tweeting in English and German. Use the damn translate button. Not an actual Pip, so PARODY, I guess? Pls follow me at @the4thpip .bsky.social
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NY Attorney General Letitia James just said these beautiful words:
"Deutsche Bank has been cooperating with this office."
#TrumpIsGoingToJail
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@WorldsMostHumb1
@NoLieWithBTC
Ah. I see your mistake: it's a Trump event. There won't be any good guys anywhere near it.
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With Tom Petty's estate telling the self proclaimed "GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER" not to use Tom's songs, maybe Teddy Pendergrass' estate would let him use "The Whole Town's Laughing At Me"?
#EveryonesLaughingAtYouDonald
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I saw Keith Richards trending and was worried that one of his children had died.
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@Rschooley
Dear mom,
the enemy continues to fiendishly count votes. My burlington socks are wet and the local Starbucks is out of Cinammon Spice Frappes. Keep me in your prayers. War is hell.
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@JetsenSunday
@Tee_Lichtenrade
Elon could not let Putin look like the weakest man on Earth this week.
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@jaketapper
@CNN
Narrator's voice: She's now even plagiarizing things Michelle Obama could have said, but didn't.
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@ichbinilya
@zadorecki
There were several people I knew on that plane. Some of Europe's finest HIV experts and activists. There was a chance I could have been on the plane with them.
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White House: The president is FINE, the symptoms are SO mild, guys.
Also White House: Oh, and we're putting him on an unproven, experimental antibody therapy on day one.
#Regeneron
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@FrankFigliuzzi1
@LisaToddSutton
@MuellerRepTweet
Ironically, "Epstein-Barr" is also the name of chronic fatigue syndrome, and this story has me feeling exhausted.
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@SHarvanka
@RealLyndaCarter
That's already on this thread:
Josh Hawley running away to a variety of soundtracks.
Pt. 1: Chariots of Fire
#January6thCommitteeHearing
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@laurenjcoates
Ha, that happened at the center where I volunteer. One night halfway through a meeting, I suddenly said: The Rothko is upside down, and one of the employees yelled: "Thank you! It's been killing me!"
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@DrJenGunter
@AngryBlackLady
It's like a game of clue.
"It was Nestor, with the mask, at the Supreme Court."
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@erinbiba
Yeah,I was joking. I could never eat something every 20 minutes that's not covered in Belgian chocolate.
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@Rschooley
I apologize for the typo in cinnamon, but my spellcheck only works for German and it's been a rough year.
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Glückwunsch, ihr
#Covidioten
: Deutschland hat wieder über 1000 Neuinfektionen an einem Tag. Zustände wie im Mai.
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@socialistdogmom
@WiseWyzard
He should have added:
"Ms. Kocher: If you don't know, now you know."
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@slabandsauce
@BlaserJoan
@Franklin_Graham
@wv7771946
He already stopped denying it. Saying he didn't do it "in general" means he abused underage girls occasionally.
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Remember when Marvel decided to
#GoWokeGoBroke
with the X-Men? They used to be an all white team with one token female, as God intended. Then they put a Soviet, a black woman, a short Canadian, a German furry and an Irish daddy on it and the book became a big flop.
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@mskristinawong
@realDonaldTrump
Fake news! It actually translates to "I have the best resignations! My resignations are yuge!"
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@kylegriffin1
Turns out making a narcissistic failed business man president was not a good plan. WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS?!
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@cmclymer
Short guy gets sick of ring he inherited from his uncle and goes on a long hike to toss it away.
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@KlendathuCap
@Variety
You're paying 8 bucks just so more people can tell you that your memes are bad?
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@DWUhlfelderLaw
Sweden is an example of how not to do it. They killed a lot of people and their economy wasn't saved any of the harm the pandemic wreaks.
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@Wilson__Valdez
@NomikiKonst
Bernie won with white working class males between the ages of 12 and 27 who are left handed and have at least one black friend.
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So if I do this twitter thing right, Trump is in DC to go to Red Lobster with Maggie Haberman?
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@scootfn
@impf_progress
Offenbar geht sie nach und nach wieder hoch. Urlaub vorbei, mehr (gerechtfertigte) Einschränkungen für Ungeimpfte ... Und immer mehr Menschen kennen jemanden, der trotz Jugend schwer an der Delta-Variante erkrankt ist, auch das fördert ein Umdenken.
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@joshtpm
I'm old enough to remember they told Hillary she lost because she didn't hold enough rallies.
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@DanaSchwartzzz
I literally brought this up in a social psychology lecture on altruistic behavior in the early 90s, when the professor included "calling the police" in a list of helpful things people can do.
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My favorite Princess Anne moment was her "I'm not going to shake that man's hand, I've heard where it's been" face.
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@Acyn
It's Fox's Jon Decker.
Did his dentist glue his upper lip to the too-white caps he gave him?
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@MilwaukeePolice
In a social psychology lecture on altruistic behavior in the early 90s, I literally brought up John Balcerzak letting Jeffrey Dahmer murder a boy , when the professor naively included "calling the
#police
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@impf_progress
Wenn wir den Freistaat Sachsen in die Unabhängigkeit entlassen, schaffen wir die 70% schneller.
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@Gegen_die_AfD
Außerdem ist "erstmal zu..." der Slogan von Penny.
Netto ist "Dann geh doch zu Netto!"
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@ReiniN77
Schon das Wort "Falschfahrer" ist diskriminierend! Es muss "Andersfahrende" heißen.
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@impf_progress
Guter Impftag, gestern. Ich will endlich mal eine Million Impfungen am Tag sehen.
Und dann auch noch eine davon abbekommen.
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@MichaLeuchte
Auf dem Landsitz North Cothelstone Hall von Lord und Lady Hesketh-Fortescue befinden sich außer dem jüngsten Sohn Meredith auch die Cousinen Priscilla und Gwyneth Molesworth aus den benachbarten Ortschaften Nether Addlethorpe und Middle Fritham,
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@NikoIversen
@impf_progress
woher wissen Sie das?
Momentan kämpfen Millionen Menschen um einen Impftermin. Die paar lauten Deppen im Netz sollen einen da nicht ablenken.
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@4StringsNoMercy
@Ronald_Sl
Ich bin als Unterschichtkind durch hartes Arbeiten, Studieren und ohne Netzwerk halbwegs Hocharbeiten erst mit Mitte 40 kreditwürdig genug gewesen, da überhaupt drüber nachzudenken. Jetzt bleibe ich lieber Mieter.
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@seriouslyandy
@rokwon
Americans feel that every problem can be solved by throwing money, or sugar at it.
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@jessicabateman
@AventuraObscura
I had a client with depression during that time who could see his friends in a neighboring town more often and it helped him get so much better.
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@blutspende_de
Tja.
Bin ein sexuell aktiver, aber vorsichtiger und völlig gesunder schwuler Mann mit Null Negativ. Würde spenden, werde dafür aber nicht über mich lügen.
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@MichaLeuchte
ferner ein Onkel von Lady Hesketh-Fortescue, der neunundsiebzigjährige Jasper Fetherston, dessen Besitz Thrumpton Castle zur Zeit an Lord Molesworth-Houghton, einen Vetter von Priscilla und Gwyneth Molesworth, vermietet ist.
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@doreli12
which is why I am so happy to read this:
“They’re doing well. I’m so proud of them… I think about what it means for them to have their voice and to have come out of those 8 years [in the White House] confident & poised.”
@MichelleObama
talks about her daughters and having them grow up in the spotlight
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@JasonPerryNTD
@news_ntd
The study was retracted because Kory either failed basic statistics math, or he had a sinister agenda in pushing Ivermectin.
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@StarkRavingMaid
Your "patriot" was an active shooter who got taken out by a good guy with a gun, surely.
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"JK Rowling hates me because my PHD is from a school even more imaginary than Hogwarts. Let's make some magic, Lost Ark style!"
#nazitinder
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@Wilson__Valdez
Biden: "Pay attention, Putin is planning a false flag attack so he can invade."
Putin: "Here, have this badly forged video."
Snowden: "Biden, how COULD you?!"
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@ddale8
Finally! I've been waiting for a national discourse on the damaging effects of Country Music since the Vegas shooting. All that glorifying booze and guns and toxic masculinity is just too dangerous for the children.
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@ava
@QasimRashid
@jack
I reported it. They said it was fine. I reported the tweet again. I will keep reporting it. Maybe if we all do until their server comes down, they will do something about it
@twitter
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@derek_derp
@julie_bush
Note that there is no comma between "screenwriter" and "moron."
It's a compound noun.
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@artISbreathing
@alexoimas
As she said, Police were there.
They did what they usually do when Trumpsters misbehave.
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@DarthHollywood
@UsernameSsSuck
I wrote a complaint to a doctor's office 3 weeks ago where the receptionist pulled down her mask to do that.
8 times for 8 pages!!
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@pizzmoe
@bob_nixon1948
To all those replying
#notallcops
to this: Killing is actually described as a perk to them in training that improves their sex lives.
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@astefanowitsch
@Johann_v_d_Bron
Und der fette sachliche Fehler im Titel der Veranstaltung ist schon einmal sehr vielversprechend (natürlich kennt die Biologie mehr als zwei Geschlechter).
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@AuschwitzMuseum
@Nick_Pettigrew
@X
@Support
@elonmusk
@lindayaX
Reported it under German hate speech laws now.
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@cmclymer
I want to see Meryl Streep and Gillian Anderson do a Zoom call, both in full Thatcher makeup, having a thatch-off. Thatching each others' wigs.
We can call it the Thatch Game.
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