Brian Woolfinder
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Adjudicating on all wool matters,music lover,part-time runner,some politics, suffering Everton FC since 68. Wednesday's top lad.
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Burned down to "save are kids" .
What a beautiful reading space!!! It's definitely worth a trip to the children's library at Spellow Hub!
@liverpoollib
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Of course ,hitting back by *checks notes* burning a community hub that helps disadvantaged white people and children. Piss off you worthless gobshites.
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Trump on the 1776 war of independence " Our army manned the air, it took over the airports"
This shit isn't funny anymore, he needs to be removed on the grounds of stupidity /insanity
#TrumpParadeFail
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Oddly enough I have no such worries. I wonder what the difference is?
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Not just the Daily Mail who've changed their tune in the face of massive anti fascist protests. Numbers matter,visuals matter.
Good morning and happy Thursday you lovely people. Let me tell you the importance of unity, diversity, and positivity in our country. I encourage everyone to come together, have a nice cup of tea, and focus on the good in one another, rather than the differences. We’re all in
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I'm not having this. As an Evertonian it's our God-given right to lose in an FA Cup replay against lower league opposition.
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Remember this? There were no calls for public executions,the game to be replayed, no one outside Everton was arsed and even we moved on. Not that lot ,oh Christ no .
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Sky Sports scheduling tonight;
8pm Pickford; Jail or death?
8.30pm; Richarlison; Which leg should we amputate?
9pm ; Everton FC ; Hitler's favourite team.
9.30 ; Peter Sutcliffe choose his favourite Everton goals.
10pm ; Carlo Ancelotti ;"My life as a Mafia hit man"
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Huge respect to Evertonians not from Merseyside. You are the absolute opposite of glory hunters, you're misery hunters. I genuinely applaud your dedication and commitment to the cause.
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London 1902 at the height of the British Empire. Makes you think.
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Me Arl dad last night
"Who's that?"
Me "Dele Alli"
Dad "Who does he play for?"
Me "Everton"
Dad "Why isn't he playing?"
Me "Not now dad"
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Just eaten the chocolate orange I'd bought for me dad.Fuck him, kopite twat.
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Just a reminder when Son removed Gomes' foot from his leg the media focus was on the potential damage to Son's mental health.
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"I'm done with Everton"
No you're not . You're done with us when you're dead and even then we will haunt your eternal dreams with Michael Keane and Brett Angell tap dancing on your coffin.
Everton for life and death. You'll never leave.
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The mad bastard celebrating as the ball was on its way to a Forest player .Never change lad.
How good was this save from Jordan Pickford? 🤯
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Got this last night from a Nigerian lad I used to work with. He arrived in the UK a Man United fan ,12 months later he was wearing an Everton shirt to work. I've converted more people than a Jehovah's witness door knocker lad.
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And again.....fuck off then. This isn't Facebook market.
🚨 Manchester United have told Everton they are unable to pay £70m for any individual player this summer after holding talks over a deal for Jarrad Branthwaite.
(Source: Daily Mirror)
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Any club relegated while Everton were managed by Frank Lampard deserves to be liquidated.
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The fact Tango had to withdraw a UK advert because half the population ended up with concussion due to slapping each other was the moment you realised we couldn't be trusted with important referendums.
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Everton winning a trophy.
Oasis are trending. What else from the '90s should make a comeback?
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Sorry I can just about live with Ian Brown, Noel Gallagher and the guy from The Corrs being Covid bellends but Right Said Fred have sent me over the edge...
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Ban the word "Lad" from any Scouse podcast and you'll reduce the running length by 75%.
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Everton fans having a laugh; sending old Everton songs shooting up the charts on the back of some funny videos.
Liverpool fans having a laugh. Burning down the Liver buildings, attacking the emergency services, wanking into fountains.
Don't anyone ever believe we're the same.
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Keown " Maguire situation is the same as Pickford ,a catalogue of errors for his club but outstanding for England"
It shows you how much these pundits watch Everton .
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Everton should counter sue Leicester,Burnley and Leeds for having to put up with their shite fans at Goodison.
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"When they cry out to the LORD because of their oppressors, he will send them a savior and defender, and he will rescue them". Isiah 19.20
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Les Dennis, Mel C,John Bishop ,Paddy The Lady,Jimmy Tarbuck,Jacob Rees Mogg.....do you hear me Jacob Rees Mogg??? YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING !!!
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House in the middle of the M62...
Me "there's quite an interesting story behind this when the M62 was being built the "
Mrs "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BORING CUNT"
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Seen about 8000 tweets slagging of blues who want us to lose against City. Haven't seen a single tweet from a blue who wants us to lose against City.
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Seen a few fans of other clubs saying they hate Everton. Absolute amateurs,no one hates Everton more than we do.
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When Pickford leaves Everton he will suddenly become the undisputed best keeper in the Premier League. It won't even be a debate.
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Michael Keane constantly looks like the new 16 year old on a job who gets sent to the stores for a left-handed hammer.
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If Everton haven't told the Premier League Kavanagh should never ref another Everton game ever then they need to get on it. He's had us too many times for it to be bad luck.
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For our younger viewers this is called a tackle.
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Newcastle fans make a citizen's arrest on someone who applauded Gordon coming on.
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Once he'd celebrated a United goal in front of the Park End and kissed the United badge he ceased to be an Evertonian.
🗣 "I wanted my children to see me playing for Everton, try and bring my children up as Everton fans."
Wayne Rooney explains the reason he wanted to return to Everton later on in his career
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I absolutely hate these cnuts.
No trouble here in Dusseldorf but our German hosts are being treated to this
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My grandson showed me the safety requirements in school to use Bunsen burners in lab . You'd think he was handling nuclear waste . When I was in school we used those fuckers like flame throwers on each other .If you didn't singe someone's fringe it was a personal failure.
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The only cheer I want to hear for Digne at Goodison is when DCL volleys him into the Main Stand.
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Howard Kendall playing for Bangor is a 1983 testimonial against Everton at Bangor City.
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He was shite according to some Blues with UEFA twitter coaching badges.
🇺🇦 Vitaliy Mykolenko made more interceptions (4) and made more tackles (4) than any other player against Hull City.
Everton have a solid full back here.
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I vote Mourinho to put the final nail in our coffin. We can then fold the club and start again as FC Everton in the North West Counties league playing at Walton Hall Park.
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Peter Reid during the Cup Winners Cup semi final against Bayern at Goodison.
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Handed in my notice at a job I really like today to move closer to my arl redshite dad for the time he has left. Having lost my mum in 2020 and sister this year you get a sense of time hurtling by that will never be recovered. Family is absolutely everything,all else is bullshit.
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The Spion Kop at LFC was named after a hill made famous during the Boer war. A war waged for effective control of lucrative South African gold mines. Protesters take note of this full on shrine to our imperialist past. Reduce it to rubble.
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@ElBeck77
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Blue tick , very few followers,tweets get zero likes. He's after engagement to boost his views. Block the gobshite.
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A fond farewell to Sally aged 16. I hope you're pissing in the neighbour's garden up there as per. 💙💙
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You can't look at this and not think "how many Iwobi crosses are going to end up in the Mersey?"
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Young couple in the next caravan had a fucking shocking playlist to their barbeque. Craig David,Shakira and Bryan Adams. He told me I need to support a proper club ,he's a Man U fan from Guilford. He's going to be s Man U fan from Guilford with his fucking head caved in later.
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If Danjuma has fucked us off for Spurs after having a medical and agreeing to join us that isn't the sort of character we need around the club.
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Lots of blues very confident today . How fucking long have you been watching Everton???
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Ok we're doing well but if facing winless Sheffield United on Boxing Day doesn't send an icy shiver down your spine are you even an Evertonian?
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On 28 minutes in the Arsenal game all fans should put a headlock on the person to the left of them.
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Just seen 50 Inter fans attacking two Liverpool fans in the city centre .Couldn't just stand by so waded in....twatted those Kopites all over the place.
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My Mrs is from Yorkshire so the heating will go on for 5 minutes a day from January 1st. By heating I mean she'll put the kettle on and we'll all stand around it.
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Literally destroying a valuable community resource . Absolute wanton gobshitery. There's no legitimate concern here, lawless feral scumbags taking their chance to do what they do best, spread misery.
Spellow Hub on County Road, Liverpool has been set ablaze by rioters in Liverpool.
It houses a library, community space and employment advice service.
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Just watched a 2-2 draw between two youth sides on the local pitch. One of the players got booked for telling the elderly long-haired ref to "sort it out, Gandalf".
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If we banned Everton twitter we'd win the Champions League within 3 years.
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I've sent a formal request to the tax and revenue office to be allowed to claim my pension 7 years early on the grounds I support Everton and they've taken at least 10 years off my lifespan. If they have an ounce of human empathy they'll agree.
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More tickets available -sound.
No more obstructed views-sound.
It'll create a racket- sound.
Right on top of the players -sound
Banks of the Mersey -sound
Full of toffees-sound
Perfect for concerts- sound
Better transport links- sound
Walking from town - sound
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Not being controversial when I state Rooney is not an EFC legend. He's an MUFC legend. Not a dig at him just a fact.
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Dyche,Woan and Stone there...like 3 clueless boiled eggs waiting for a giant spoon to crack their skulls open.
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I see the Billy Big Bollocks behind the Bucharest banner has now gone into protected tweets status. Changed his tune from "bring it on" last night.
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