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@teenytinysuz
Suz
7 months
Saw this an hour ago, still folded.
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Suz
4 years
My first bevvie of the evening is dedicated to you mad bastards, enjoy this feeling x Excuse my knees x
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Suz
2 years
Mr Moshiri, you may own the club, but it belongs to us. Now I’m off out to get leathered.
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Suz
3 years
I’d love to see Christian Eriksen at Everton - it would be nice to see someone who’s desperate to play football for a change. And even with a pacemaker he’d run faster than Rondon.
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Suz
2 years
Hub just spotted this on LinkedIn, for those of us that don’t use it.
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2 years
Life changes quickly. I’ve no doubt he wanted to stay because he wanted to believe the story isn’t over - cut him some slack.
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9 months
Feed the scousers is it? When your whole city, culture, tourism, folklore is based around charity; taking from the rich to give to the poor, but in actual fact you’re a shower of twats 🥴 Fuck off you scruffy imbeciles. GET IN YOU BEAUTIFUL BLUE BOYS 💙
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Suz
2 years
‘Leave me lads, save yourselves.’
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@Everton
Everton
2 years
Getting started.
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2 years
My Lower Gwlad souvenirs have arrived.
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Suz
2 years
Battle lines drawn, Everton board, really? Is this how it’s going to be? You think any of us will side with a few millionaires against the people we grew up with, were raised by, got married to, formed lifelong friendships with? Good luck with that. Get out of our club.
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Suz
4 months
@Brian_ban The one with the wildflowers is better anyway 💚 🐝
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Suz
3 years
*googles Vítor Pereira. *reads three articles, all of which mention Kia Joorabchian. *screams.
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Suz
3 years
Go and do great things, big man, always ours 💙
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Suz
2 years
I’m still laughing at those bolt cutters. Fella next to me shouted ‘fuckinell, they’re bringing the jaws of life on - it’s a goal post mate, not a Ford mondeo’.
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Suz
2 months
Put players on 8 year contracts ✅ Sell hotels to yourself ✅ Leave supporters sitting in the rain and put staff on redundancy notice ✅ Breach the rules 115 times and embargo everything ✅ Do swap deals and be called Everton Football Club ❌ ❌ ❌ 🥴 @premierleague
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2 months
🔺 NEW: The Premier League is monitoring player transfers that could be used to exploit a loophole in its spending rules to ensure they do not breach regulations about clubs acting in good faith. Read more ⬇️
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2 years
Make no mistake; Everton are a bottom three side, regardless who is putting out the team sheet. Changing the manager *again* is just taking the focus away from those at fault for this three-ring circus. Stop helping them hide - back the team and Frank, rage at the board.
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4 months
While I’ve still got the anger in me. To anyone who tried to ruin, or hoped for the ruin of the last season for the Grand Old Lady (don’t give a toss what you think about Evertonians), fuck you, and fuck the horse you rode in on. You’ll never know a home like Goodison Park.
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3 years
I’ve had to block Guillem Ballbag. A season ticket holder for fifteen years, travelled to every away for 8 years, but apparently I’m a shortsighted, so-called fan. I can’t even imagine how those who still go the match feel about his agenda. Prick.
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Suz
3 years
"irreversible loss of attributes" 🥴 @UNESCOEU
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Suz
4 months
I’ll drink to that, Toffees! 💙 (On me bill, in a random pub in Lincolnshire 😂) Cheers you lot 🥂
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2 years
It comes round so quickly. Happy Fantascruff day
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2 years
Thinking of Pele as he moves to palliative care. How lucky are we that we can appreciate his greatness.
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2 years
Had a bit of a sob in the loo at half time, and said to my husband ‘I might get off and sit in the car, can’t cope.’ and he said ‘be sound - Bayern Munichesque 2nd half coming up.’ The man is so laid back, he’s horizontal.
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3 years
Gang of lads just complimented me on my jacket. I should think so too.
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2 years
I’m at the Red Wedding - kopites everywhere. I forgot to put my phone on silent, middle of the best man’s speech, brother rings me, and you can guess my ringtone… Evertonia mission complete ✊🏻
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Suz
2 years
I remember looking at the Chelsea, Leicester and Watford fixtures, thinking about how shite Everton are, and concluding they might scrape a couple or 3 points. They got 7. Yes, it’s still a headache we have to endure, but it’s not a migraine.
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3 years
Bad day at the office for Digne. Credit to Villa, they were great. Gutted; yes. Panicking; no. It was always going to be a “let’s see if this works” kind of season. This time it didn’t. Move on. Be sound.
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Suz
9 months
You need a scapegoat, but you’ve picked the wrong people @premierleague
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Suz
8 months
My last appointment this afternoon was with a lady wearing a Palace shirt. When she saw my Everton lanyard she insisted I sit down and talk football for a while, as she missed it so much (she lost her husband during covid). I sat in her husband’s chair next to a Palace teddy
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Trying to read the echo online
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Suz
2 months
For too long other clubs have taken advantage of us; they’re trying to right now. Plucky little Everton - know your place. We’ve always known our place, even if successive owners did not. Get ready.
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Rise and shine. 🌅
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14 days
I don’t know why Jasper Carrot t is trending, but I always think of him when I see Bombay Mix in the shops: “…and what the hell is Bombay Mix??! Basically the contents of the local Tandoori’s hoover bag.”
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Suz
4 years
Can’t tell you how gutted I am that Bill Bryson is retiring, as he’s one of my all time favourites. His writing makes me want to get off the couch and explore the world (and also makes me tea go up my nose, but that’s beside the point). If you’ve never read any of his, read this:
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Suz
3 years
A smile to remember 💙 #SarahEverard
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2 years
U-turn expected from Kwarteng et al. now his trader mates have made a few million shorting the pound. It’s almost as if we’re a completely predictable banana republic; except we don’t export bananas, just morals.
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Suz
2 years
I’ve got a new job in a factory making chess pieces. I’m on knights next week.
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Suz
3 years
Another shirt to go up in the loft. Don’t fall in love, kids, it just hurts. #AdiosJames
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Suz
9 months
By popular demand ( @toffhibee ) for your viewing and listening pleasure. Everton. We never shone so brightly. And now I’m off to bed 😂
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Suz
2 years
That was pure, unadulterated magic. “You wanna tell someone you love ‘em? Don’t wait.” - Paul McCartney 2022. 💙 Night all x
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Suz
2 years
Me when I put my husband’s shoes on to put the washing out
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It's a go for Joe.
2 years
How can anybody take this seriously? 🤣🤣
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2 years
@IanWright0 On a day when it feels like the world is conspiring against us, little things mean a lot. Thanks, Ian 💙
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@HedgehogCabin @Parkendlydia They’re astonishing creatures, and you’re an astonishing woman 🥰
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Suz
3 years
Yoof just sang Carlo Magnifico at me. Girl, don’t tempt me, been working on my guns 👊🏻
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Us forty-somethings wish you were alive, or old enough to appreciate Axl Rose when he was in his prime.
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Buy a brick. Sack the board.
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Suz
3 years
Graveyard shift lad? Yeah, been on the ale as well lad, and some tit drew a haircut on me.
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Suz
4 years
Just a tweet to use the Bruce #springsteen emoji because
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Suz
28 days
Whatever your politics and views, if you think on any level that it’s ok for those dickheads to be causing mayhem in a town that’s grieving, please just block me. It’s abhorrent. We’re better than this.
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Suz
4 months
I’ll be off for a bit, gang. Having a bit of a tough time with my lovely mum, not feeling like I have anything positive to say about any subject at the moment, and nobody needs that kind of thinking when the sun’s shining! Love yas 💙Laters x
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Suz
11 months
You got every single bit of this right and your staff are fantastic 💙 @EvertonStadium @Everton Thank you 💙 Excitement just went up a notch…
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HAVE THAT YOU HORRIBLE SHITHOUSES
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Suz
7 months
@JohnCleese It’s not possible to loathe or despise Michael Palin, even ironically, not having it 🥰
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Suz
3 years
Gnight all.
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3 months
I miss my sister every day, but especially on her wedding anniversary - I had never seen her so happy. Cruel that they only had 5 years together. If she were here, our Jan would tell you happiness is often fleeting; enjoy it when you find it 🐣 🤍
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2 years
“It’s never easy…” - I’m not sorry. “Nevertheless…” My agent says I need to do some damage control. “This supporter…” I have no idea who you are, or which team you support, just be grateful I’m acknowledging you at all.
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Suz
4 months
Happy 89th birthday to my Scouse Queen, The Mayflower 💕🌼
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24 days
@lpoolcouncil @Liverpoollib Can the library compile a list of books that have been lost, and leave them as a wish list in @BlackwellLiv and @newsfromnowhere so we can replace them?
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Suz
2 months
I’ve been at mum’s for two hours. I’ve guided her to each room, bathed her, changed her, fed her, waited for her to sleep and wake up, fed her, waited for her to wake up, give her a (necessary, not luxury) pedicure, sang songs with her, lifted her out of the doldrums, tried to
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2 years
12 years ago I lost my Dad, & I’m as heartbroken now as I was after 12 seconds. Make the most of yours, if you still have him. If you’re in the wrong, apologise. If you love him, tell him. If you can take some weight off his shoulders, do it. Love you always Billy Mac.
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2 years
I can’t get over this, I’m sorry. Went down at half time to warm myself up - hot choc and a pie, you know the score. Anyway, girl says “we’ve got no pies left.” Yer wha? I was literally first in the queue. Where are the pies, Everton? Arlarse.
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5 months
Apologies for oversharing - I’ve had a few. Just wanted to say I’m very grateful for you all, and wish I could pour you all a wee dram (or make you a cuppa). A toast; to you all, and to better days ahead 🥃
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2 years
Seen my arse now. No more ITKs, regardless whether you’re a ‘die-hard’ blue with fancy videos and podcasts or just a narcissist, with your leaks and your exclusives from ‘a trusted source’, you’re part of the reason our club is a joke. A laughing stock at this point. Piss off.
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3 years
2 fence panels snapped, the wheelie bins have emigrated, and I’ve got a gazebo I didn’t have yesterday.
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Suz
2 years
My neighbour said she saw the Everton result and decided to buy me some treats.
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2 years
For better or for worse, nowhere makes me feel like this place.
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2 years
Mum’s got terribly upset today, because she couldn’t remember her wedding day, or even the date. We’ve had an hour looking at photos, & remembering as many names as we can. She feels better since I told her all that matters is that she remembers she was happy & loved #AlzChat
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3 years
Dick should have stepped down after Sarah Everard lost her life in the most horrific way at the hands of one of her officers. My trust in the police, already fragile, was essentially gone at that point. What a legacy.
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Suz
4 months
Two wins since I logged off - I think I’ll shut up more often! UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES!
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Suz
4 months
It’s possible to believe Dyche is a good man with the best of intentions, and also believe that he’s lost control of a shower of contrary millionaires.
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Stuff ordered from Everton: Stone to go outside BM Replica BM stone for my house Certificate for said stone Third shirt with Beto on Home shirt Pair of socks Pyjamas All bought and paid for. Received - absolutely nothing. So much infuriatingly wrong with this club, honestly.
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2 years
No offence to Dyche, but this is why I said I can’t get behind a.n.other manager - endless analogies. Changing the manager at Everton on its current state is like putting lipstick on a pig. It’s still a pig. The gamble of not spending in January is contemptible.
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Suz
2 years
40 million?! *rubs hands together* We could buy three mediocre players to shout at on social media for that, happy days. Bored.
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Suz
9 months
Hi, I’m Matt Hughes. You may remember me from such articles as blah blah some shit I made up blah Everton are naughty blah blah bobbins bullshit blah
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11 months
13 years without you. You always said life is sometimes unfair, and there’s no point crying about it. So I won’t cry. I’ll just drink this on your behalf 🥃
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I’m so, so happy. Mainly for the wonderful nutters who’ve gone all the way to Brighton on a BH Monday night. You are the embodiment of Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 💙
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Suz
3 years
*jumps aboard Galtier bus*
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3 years
As many things that annoyed me about Benitez yesterday, sacking him is just letting the board off the hook again imo. They’ll get somebody new, the honeymoon period will have us all bouncing, & gradually the shitshow will return. He is literally the least of Everton’s problems.
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2 years
Just drove to mum’s, and a pigeon LANDED at the bottom of my windscreen while I was doing 20 odd mph, and hitched a ride til I stopped. I declare this a good omen 🐦
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Suz
3 years
Forgive me for marking an important moment in my life, simply for me. I’m now a non-smoker. I’m free.
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Suz
2 years
I’m going to struggle to pay my energy bills even though I work in the industry that helps people reduce their bills - the government and energy companies have rendered my endeavours a bit pointless! But I’ll use what I know to help you if I can. Don’t suffer in silence >
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The biggest reason I follow Everton (certainly in the last few years of dross) is the people I get to talk to and meet, and it’s horrible to see some of those people falling out over a situation that’s devastating to all of us, and out of our control. Look out for one another 💙
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Suz
9 months
Oh what a night. Late December back in ‘63, the best big sister was born. You would have been 60 today, but it wasn’t to be. So I’ll play the songs you loved, think about your infectious laugh, & miss you as much as I do any other day. Wherever you are, I hope you’re dancing🐣
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4 months
Thanks everyone for the beautiful messages. Mum had a fall and an infection, but she’s over the worst of it, and back to keeping me in line! 💕 Hope you’re all ok and having a fantastic evening 🥳💙
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I don’t want to be rude, but I couldn’t give a toss about Brighton, or anyone else. It’s been done to Everton for years, and everybody laughed. Corrupt sauce for the goose etc.
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3 years
I think I speak for everyone who lost a relative under lockdown, in my case my sister, who spent the last month of her life waving to people through a window, when I say that every single scummy fucker who attended these parties needs identifying, and removing from office.
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Under 24 hours ago we posted this video on the government’s statements on the No.10 Christmas party last year. It’s now been watched 2 million times & been in the @BBCNews ‘most watched’ list all day. Thanks very much if you watched and shared it.
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3 years
I wonder if Christophe Galtier is watching that unfold, and thinking “should have listened to Suz and gone to Everton.”?
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3 years
It’s nice that Saint Maximin is having a swan song before moving to Everton in January.
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3 months
Tell you what, I felt a bit overdressed and very, very old in Coyote Ugly last night. I was worried my dress was a bit short - I could have gone in my underwear and fit in, honestly 😱
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2 months
Only happy for that man 💙
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8 months
The week ahead can be one of the loneliest, especially if everyone else is running around and you’re not part of the frenzy. I don’t have much, but what I have I’ll gladly share, and lend an ear, or we’ll just have a cuppa - whether my house or mum’s, you’d be made very welcome.
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2 years
You beautiful Toffeemen, reeling me back in. Bring me all of the alcohols.
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3 years
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two. I need to go back to work.
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4 years
I’m so happy! Look what I have in my garden! @HedgehogCabin I’m so glad I’ve been leaving cat biscuits and water out every night, it was so worth this massive smile on my face now x
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Suz
2 years
My husband said he’s leaving me, as he can no longer cope with my obsession with supermarkets. It didn’t help matters when I asked him if he wanted any help with his packing. Happy Friday!
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My date with the Old Lady 💙
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6 months
I’ve typed and deleted so many tweets sitting here at the services. What’s the point. It doesn’t hurt them like it hurts us. I’m consoling myself with the fact that my heart’s been broken so many times it’s basically a mosaic, so do your worst, Everton.
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Suz
3 years
@theesk @benjwinstanley @ElBobble can I make a suggestion? A really well-written petition, a proper one, not a changeorg one, might just garner the support physical protests are lacking. 40,000 signatures on a comprehensive, detailed bit of writing would interest the media, too.
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