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Don't fucking follow me, if you're in any way racist, homophobic, or just any other shite, where you hate people for who they are, unless they're kopites and Tories, which, tbh, I'm fucking fine with.
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I wasn't that arsed, but decided I'd make a massive spectacle of myself, slagging off the man of the match, and the only England player in the Team of the Tournament?
Bit of a div, you, lad.
I wasn’t even that arsed who won tonight tbh but seeing that T rex armed cunt in tears is fucking incredible 😂
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Stop crying, you absolute fucking wank stick.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You get everything, all the fucking time, yet, lose once or twice, and you break down into fucking 6-year-old tear territory.
"Everything went against us!" 😤
Jurgen Klopp wasn't happy with refereeing decisions during Liverpool's 3-1 loss to Arsenal...
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This fella is a fucking embarrassment, and the sooner he fucks off, the better, imo.
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Why are people losing their shit about Dyche being at Tranmere? Clearly he's looking at some non first teamers. The Wigan game is a fitness game, and he knows all about those players. Any excuse for a fucking g moan.
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The disgrace of Kopites know's no bounds.
They're actually giving their own team's Twitter account shit, cos they liked the piece about Everton having a "97" memorial at FF.
Fucking scum.
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@JoeOwensMe
Does that mean, me, as a Brummie, is not welcome? A place I call my second home, whose number one team, Everton, of course, I support?
It's bap, not barm cake, it's ice lol, not lolly ice, and Hollands pies are shite.
I have differing opinions.
I am white, though.
Any good?
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Everton Football Club is not the best, we're not the greatest ever, according to lists, but they're the greatest team ever, in my fucking eyes, and I'd never swap, or dip out, just cos they're a bit shit nowadays.
We go, always, and we fucking love them, always, and we are, EFC.
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I feel like McNeill should be faster than that considering he's running on three fucking legs.
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@AllenYoung92
@historyinmemes
Trying to figure out how you're an adult, without knowing this.
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To
@evertonibrow
, your Auntie is a Queen, and may the beers flow merrily, upon her. I'll happily buy her ten.
Legend!
Huge shout out to Auntie Julie today who could have powered a small village with the amount her eyes were rolling listening to this absolute quilt. 👏🏻
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You're an L4, if you're a Blue, simple as.
Not the other way around, you melts.
Haven't gotta be born there, don't have to have been the Hot Wok, just, simply, being a Blue.
We're born, not manufactured!
NSNO, all day, every day, for 40+ years.
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So, the smallest teams in the country have to pay now, because a few mega-wealthy fuckers can't handle playing a few extra games?
Wankers.
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Too much hate on here of late. Time to spread some love. I'm willing to buy a kids EFC top for someone that hasn't been able to afford it, or an infants full kit, whichever is needed most. 1/2
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I've never booed an Everton player at the match, despite seeing some utter shite.
I'd not fucking stop booing Greenwood, for a full 90.
I don't care if he's fucking Messi, I don't want him anywhere near us.
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The worst thing you can do, ever, bar murder, rape or noncey shit, is piss off a mad bunch of Evertonians.
EFC fans will come at you, for months, until they're vindicated.
Not apologised to, btw, I mean, properly fucking sorted out.
Imagine picking US, to go to war with?
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Stood taking pics at Bramley Moore and a white van went past shouting "wool".
😂😂👍
Never change, Liverpool.
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Having a listen to the space, here, not my usual thing, but sound folks.
Just popped up, not in a bad way, about supporting from elsewhere.
If yer a Blue, from out of Liverpool, you're still a fucking Blue, to me, and are to almost every other Blue I know, Scouse, or not
UTFT
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All this, from a solitary cone, on the wrong piece of land.
Miracles do happen, Blues, hang in there.
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Off for me train in a mo. As usual, Liverpool, it's been a fucking pleasure.
Be back after Xmas, hopefully for good this time. Love to you all, and remember, kopites are fucking gobshites.
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Lotta young lads give this girl shit, but I think she's ace, she's doing her thing, she's having a ton of fun, and my mate Dave fucking loved her, as do I.
Up The Pepper Mills, long may she continue.
Even the shite recorder bit. (No offence, girl).
Sweet Blues, it is the Women’s Merseyside Derby tomorrow. Here is my anthem for it. How lucky you are to have me. How lucky we are to have them. I can’t wait to serenade me girlies tomoz with this🫶🏼 another choon to be released later this week thanks.
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My son has finally hit Twitter, he's kinda new to Everton, last ten years, but he's a good lad, and if you would follow him it'd be appreciated. He's
@Hzyisablue
and his name is Dan.
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Played the World Champions, and led, for half a game. Did well, but money shows.
I'm proud of our lads.
FT Everton 1 - 3 Man City.
Thoughts on that? 🔵
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Don't be mean.
Don't make it about yourself.
Show a little respect.
Or keep fucking quiet.
It's that simple.
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Everton is in yer blood, and as much as they're shite right now, we ain't quitters.
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Ah, man, after decades of pain and not smiling, I can finally do me best Cheshire cat impersonation.
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The Brick, can fuck off, too, go back, see my convo with them, and see what reprehensible racists they are.
I don't mind anyone seeing what a fucking nut job I am, but I'm never a racist, nor a sexist, nor fucking anything, and yet, they are.
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David Moyes won fuck all for us, or for me, he's not owed a fucking thing, from any of us.
Fuck West Ham.
It's like we're celebrating another club, and I won't do that.
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To all you sexy Blues out there, I hope you have an ace day and excellent Christmas, tomorrow.
For all you kopites, I hope Santa shits down yer chimneys.
UTFT
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Everton is for EVERYONE, don't let any cunt tell you differently.
🤩 Nothing like walking out to the sound of Z cars and the roar of the crowd.
Watch back last night's
#WorldDownSyndromeDay
Live stream:
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Leccy was cut off for no reason on fri, and they couldn't sort it until today. Our neighbours, agreed to put my ext. lead over their garden into theirs and kept our food safe for four days, at their expense.
They're an elderly couple.
Such folks are what makes life wonderful.
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The sheer will, of Evertonians, to tell these bastards what they think of them, has in no way surprised me, because that's what we do.
Fuck with us, find out.
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Some good fucking eggs, on here.
Man's given up his seat, cos the one next to him was free, just so me and my son, for his first ever game, can go.
I won't name him, like, some folks don't like that shit, but I hope he knows how much I think that's an ace thing to do.
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Good night, y'all, if yer a Blue.
That means all of you, even you bellends who think you're above us all, cos you go to the odd game more. And sit on a coach, for a bit.
It's a privilege you twats, not a right.
Anyways, we're better than kopites, innit.
I hope.
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I have about 80 people to meet Saturday, and I can't fucking wait to see you all, plus I get to take my son to his first ever game, at Goodison, and I'm now almost delirious.
I can't fucking wait, folks.
Even if we are shite.
At least we're not kopites, innit.
UTFT COYB
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@afowler06
Why is it a problem for you? Why is what someone else chooses to wear any of your business? Leave them be. And no, despite my picture, I'm not one of them. I just don't get all pissy about it
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Even if I don't know ya, personally, I've had some ace times on here, with so very many of you. Too many to name, I swear, but I mean this, thank you, and have an ace New Year, y'all. Much love 💙💙
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I got hold of my kid, finally, and even now, at 28, he's fucking thrilled, to go to his first game, at Goodison.
I can't wait for Saturday, me.
More for him, than me, tbh.
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Can't do teeth yet, and I look like I eat steak through a straw, but this is me and mine.
The last of us.
Happy new year, folks.💙
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I just wanna say one thing, to those who think they can't go on.
I've hit 51, today, got over that 50 year thing, and no matter the amount of abuse you've had, you can do the same.
Don't let the fuckers, ever, win.
Never, ever.
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What's that I hear?
Evertonians, being happy as fuck?
It's the greatest sound ever, innit.
Up the fucking Happy Toffee's.
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Brand-new Twitter account, follow only Blues, and nobheads. Any chance of a retweet, please, folks? Will follow all back, as soon as possible.
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To all my fellow Blues on here, those I follow, and those I don't, if you happen to see this, you're a perfect breed of human, cos dealing with that shit is not easy, and I adore you all.
Up The Fucking Toffee's, innit.
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I am very happy to say that I have spoken to
@RainbowToffees
, all is done. Unblocked me, Dm'd me, and we had a nice chat. Civil, like.
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Everton Football Club is why I'm on Twitter, but not why I stayed.
I stayed for the acest of fans, many of whom, I've met.
We're the best fans ever, and I'll have no argument about that.
Love you, all, my Blues.
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Some motherfucker needs to say a HUGE apology.
Fucking HUGE.
Different Twitter account, which is why I had so long finding this.
I tell NO lies.
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I honestly, sincerely, hope, you're all doing well, my fellow Blues.
Have an ace weekend, and be fighting fit for the next one, innit.
Kopites?
Yeah, you lot can go and get fucked.
I hope it rains on your parade, and yer bbq, you fucks.
UTFT
COYB.
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It appears that there is some decent sized support out there for us. Nice to see. I hope it all ends up with the PL issuing a grovelling apology, us getting ten points back, and Liverpool being relegated four divisions, cos they're cunts.
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@SheffieldUnited
Respect to your fans, today, none of the nonsense we've had off Forest or Luton. You're a sad loss to the league.
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RIP.
A man whom many disagreed with, myself, included, but now is not time for that.
He was a Blue, despite what you all may think, even if he did have a different idea to you.
A bit of respect is due, I think.
UTFT Bill.
Everton Football Club is in mourning following the death of Chairman Bill Kenwright CBE, who passed away peacefully last night aged 78, surrounded by his family and loved ones.
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Racist pricks showing their true colours again. Won't retweet it. Don't deserve the limelight.
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You're a fucking disgrace,
@martynziegler
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Utter bully, lad, and like any bully, ever, you run and fucking hide, when you're called out.
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@thecasualultra
Battering up a couple of lkids who are trying to go the game, is not a fight, wankers.
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Oh, fuck it.
I have made an executive decision.
I am coming up Sunday, no matter what, cos no way I'm missing our survival.
I'll be drinking in the Frost, and then wherever the world takes me, hoping to catch a glimpse of the game on the box, at some point, and partying after.
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@KyleG1878
That's the Maupay goal, yeah? Keep that footage, it'll be worth something, someday!
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No one has said it's a Muslim, no one has said who he is, you're just making up shit, cos you're a hateful cunt.
A Muslim immigrant,…went into a nursery and stabbed 6 children💔 1 died💔 this is
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2024‼️
#Southport
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Waking up on a Sunday and Everton haven't Evertoned your weekend is one of lifes true pleasures.
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Some dirty, nasty, racist cunts on here, amongst us, who happily take your money from you, and pretend different, at face.
And then get nasty when you call them out for who they really are.
Pretending you're not racist, doesn't hide that you're racist.
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To Ann, Lesley, Harry, Paul (soz mate), Philly, for the best hugs ever, Sean, for being sound at Goodison, and defo Si, for being ace. Also Kyle, for making my day. Love you all. thank you all so much
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I've got me coat on,
and I'm moving,
and yes, my friend,
I'm fucking grooving,
cos I am, defo,
on me way to Goodison Park.
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Anyone, and I mean fucking anyone, having a bad time, right now, my DM's are always open, if any of you need to chat.
Anyone, and I mean that.
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Sea salt and chilli pork belly, roasted shit and my own red wine gravy. Could not be arsed making yorkies or stuffing, so I cheated.
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Morning everyone.
Except kopites and tories, you can fuck off.
Massive game today. Beers are in, head is well rested, and we're gonna win.
If you can't do it for us, do it for some fucking pride, you fannies.
UTFT
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I know some of you are having hard times, I'm truly sorry that you are, but I'm sat here like a Cheshire cat, for the first time in fifteen years, and I'm fucking cool with it. My apologies.
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I want every cunt OUT of Buckingham Palace.
The idea that this type of people are above us, because of birth, whilst folks die, in the street, with their opulent wealth, disgusts me.
#RoyalReporters
“I want English people in Buckingham Palace”
Thank goodness the Prince of Wales is not actually Welsh
#princewilliam
#royalfamily
#PrincessofWales
#KateMiddleton
#NotMyKing
#kingcharles
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@Everton_Extra
@Adammser
When he's in our kit, signed on the dotted line, I'll believe it, and not before.
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Whatever you're up to, whomever you are, (I'm guessing a Blue),
I hope you all have a fantastic night, folks, love unto you all.
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For ALL the abuse, you may have had, mental, physical, sexual, I've had them all, until the age of 17, and I'm celebrating my 51st, in two weeks.
3x that age, and I'm still gonna be here.
It's not a contest, of who's had worse.
It's about still being here.
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I've deleted the tweet now, about a kit, for a kid, cos it's sorted.
No need for shit, thanks, or any other bullshit.
It's been sorted. And done.
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NOT my last words, actually. Thanks to everyone who's been so supportive, you know who you are, there's too many to list, but I adore you all.
JP though, ta mate!
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Love you all, Blues, all of you.
EFC, that's what we are, one big fucking family!
Respect the families of others, too!
UTFT
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Blues, offering other Blues, out, all over the fucking place.
You go the game together, ya silly cunts.
Glad you're not coming at me though, tbh, I'd have to get up from me pint for 20 seconds.
Behave.
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We're not "gone". We're not "doomed".
Changes are being made to the squad, players coming in, we'll be ok, and hopefully put these three seasons behind us, and move forwards, in a new stadium, with some folks who know what the fuck they're doing.
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I don't think there's a single day, even an hour, of a day, where I don't consider ending my own life.
Jovial fat cunt I may be, but that shit is fucking not easy to fight, all the time.
And man, it is constant.
I don't want it, at all. But to suggest it's nothing, is wrong.
Depression is not ‘the ordinary difficulties of life’. Depression kills. Lose someone you love to suicide & tell me again you ghouls how depression is the ordinary difficulties of life. Fuck off fuck off fuck off,
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I've been going through a ton of shit, lately, and being a bit weird, cos, well, I'm weird, and don't know how to deal, sometimes.
My apologies, to you, if I've been a bit of a weird dickhead, towards you, or just in general.
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New clobber. Game day, innit. Smashing these, you excellent bunch of sosig's.
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Gotta be honest, I cba with arguing the toss about who's right or wrong, regarding Everton, all day every day.
Some'll say that I don't care. I care a great deal. But, I care about my fucking mental health, more.
I can't affect shit, we'll either get through it, or we won't
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Birthday bevvies have arrived.
Much nonsense shall ensue, I'm sure.
Apologies in advance.
UTFT
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@jessphillips
Are we supposed to give cake?
I've never given cake.
Is it a thing?
I will buy cake.
Not for Tories, though.
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Goodnight, all you good folks, continue to be decent, to one another, please.
I'm not just a Blue for the team, I'm a Blue cos I believe most of us are ace!
We're Everton, and we're Everton forever.
UTFT COYB NSNO
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Another racist wanker blocked. They get under the radar, by having an Everton flag, but soon become apparent.
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@toffelew
I kinda hope he sticks for the WC, and wins the fucker, on his own, with a decent manager, cos the lad deserves it.
That said, I do hope he stays with us, too.
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We need these pricks to win tonight like, but there's no way I'm wearing a fucking scarf, or their kit, or singing any of their shite fucking songs. Have some dignity.
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