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🧵Doris Duke Artist, Guggenheim Fellow and Finalist for the Pulitzer Prize in Drama #RadicalCramSchool #KristinaWongSweatshopOverlord #AuntieSewingSquad

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@realDonaldTrump This is #covfefe translated from Russian.
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@Caitlyn_Jenner BISH PLEASE. You know we all warned you. You can't vote for a fascist and eat your cake too. #protecttranskids
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@realDonaldTrump Let's invite ALEC BALDWIN in your place! He's a better President Trump than you are anyway. And can take a joke.
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“If we make BEN CARSON awkwardly stand squat in the aisle, it will make it less obvious that everyone on this bus is white.”
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@realDonaldTrump What's a matter!? Can't take a joke/ indictment of your incompetency?
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@realDonaldTrump Say a prayer? More like my prayers have been answered.
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@realDonaldTrump Let's invite the winner of the POPULAR VOTE. HILLARY CLINTON to come! It will be so much more fun. #shimmy
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@Caitlyn_Jenner His campaign kicked off w/ "Mexicans are rapists". You thought you as a marginalized trans woman were exempt from that hate?
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@realDonaldTrump @SnoopDogg I just went to Snoop's twitter feed like...
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. @realDonaldTrump "Four Score and Seven Years ago, all the haters, losers and enemies (sadly of which there are many), were born fucked up!"
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@realDonaldTrump How will you spend the evening instead? Going to war with JC Penny's?
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@realDonaldTrump Translated it.
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@realDonaldTrump The Dems won the POPULAR VOTE. You won the electoral college which is a relic from slavery. Thanks Slavery!
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@realDonaldTrump What about Melania? Will she be able to make it? Can we put this cardboard cutout of You two out at the dinner?
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@realDonaldTrump And Russia was not INVENTED by the Dems, it's been confirmed by the FBI that your aides had contact w/ Russian intelligence
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@realDonaldTrump YEAH! Make room in that prison for the guy who colluded with RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE to fix the election! Oh wait!
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The shooter is 72-year-old Huu Can Tran. At one point they were looking for an Asian male 30-50 years old. This is all such a tragic mess that didn’t have to happen. If a 72 year old didn’t have access to guns, he sure as hell wouldn’t have killed 10 people with his fists.
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@realDonaldTrump This dinner is going to be so good now.
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@realDonaldTrump As @tonyposnanski observed: Arnold inherited a mess with that show.
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@realDonaldTrump Says the guy who goes to war w/ Nordstrom, Hamilton, Meryl Streep & SNL but can't acknowledge a terrorist attack in Quebec!
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@realDonaldTrump I bet this has something to do with the fact that he colluded with Russia during the election.
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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews "Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance chance” -- Prayers to the unaccounted members of ABBA.
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@realDonaldTrump "...Anyway, my wife / daughter Ivanka and I are looking forward peeing on the bed in the Lincoln bedroom..."
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@realDonaldTrump Can President Bannon come in your place?
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@FLOTUS Oh god do I miss Michelle.
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@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Are you quoting yourself and then saying "So true" because you don't know how fact checking works? Yeah. You are.
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@Caitlyn_Jenner Does this mean you are turning in your Republican card? Or are you just going to keep being shocked that this is happening?
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@realDonaldTrump Let me show you what a "big crowd" looks like.
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@FLOTUS Was this taken at the Glamour Shots studio at the Montebello Mall?
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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @NBCNews @ABC @CBS @CNN Then why are YOU the only one going to war with the media?
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. @realDonaldTrump "..I stand before you, ready to hit the 'sleazebags' back, much better than seeing a psychiatrist (which I never have).."
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@TiffanyATrump @EricTrump HOW SWEET OF YOUR FATHER TO GET ERIC A COUP FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
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I saw "Happy Birthday Don" trending and I thought it was Orange Mussolini coming for my feed, but it's just Don Lemon! Happy birthday Don Lemon!
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Today is my birthday. Today also marks the start of #InternationalWomensMonth . Today I celebrate the woman who's been with me since day one. My mother. Because of her, there was no lack of love and connection in my family. Read more about her legacy:
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@VP You CAN'T celebrate #BlackHistoryMonth without acknowledging that #BlackLivesMatter .
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@realDonaldTrump Why are you getting your news from Fox and not from your Security briefings or your Cabinet?
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@realDonaldTrump You dodged the draft FIVE TIMES, what makes you think we think you'll have our back now?
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@realDonaldTrump You know what's a slightly more reputable news source over Fox News? The pathological liar girl from my high school.
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@realDonaldTrump You keep track bar fights in Sweden better than two terrorist attacks on mosques in Texas in Quebec.
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@realDonaldTrump The White House Correspondent Dinner is going to be so good knowing that you are sulking at home on the toilet.
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@realDonaldTrump DRUNK TWEETING
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@realDonaldTrump @Nordstrom Also, you have managed to tweet to a department store but have yet to acknowledge the tragedy in Quebec.
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@realDonaldTrump I’ll tell you what this all means. Tick Tock Motherfucker.
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@realDonaldTrump #Ossoff got a bigger percentage of the vote than you did.
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@realDonaldTrump Apparently prison ain't so bad. And Betsy DeVos will make sure to get some really nice school children in there for you.
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@realDonaldTrump You do realize the "real threat" is not backed by stats right?
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. @realDonaldTrump "...to fight hoaxes such as Global warming invented by the Chinese, environmentally friendly light bulbs, and vaccines.."
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@realDonaldTrump In John Lewis' "crime infested inner city" 88% of constituents have finished high school, 41% finished college.
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@realDonaldTrump DUDE. YOU LOST THE POPULAR VOTE.
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@Caitlyn_Jenner If you want to make use of your platform and #protecttranskids , denounceTrump for the fascist he is and leave the GOP.
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@realDonaldTrump @SnoopDogg And bro. How did you get "assassinated" by Snoop with a toy gun that shoots bang flags? Come on now.
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@realDonaldTrump Your PHONE RECORDS show your campaign had contact with Russian Intelligence. Who invented that?
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@realDonaldTrump Honey, you are doing a bad job of trying to divert our attention from your collusion with Russia.
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@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends And in one election, you colluded with Russia and Putin handed You the election. SAD!
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. @POTUS My expectstions for your Presidency/ Reign are so low that I am just glad Melania was wearing clothes today. #Inauguration
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@realDonaldTrump Rush Limbaugh has the credibility of Jan Brady.
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TODAY IS REALLY TRIGGERING FOR SURVIVORS. If you don't have the privilege of seeing a therapist, here are some resources: National Sexual Assault Telephone Hotline 800-656-4673 National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255 #KavanaughHearings #ChristineBlaseyFord
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@realDonaldTrump @Nordstrom And if Ivanka is always "pushing you to do the right thing, she needs to PUSH HARDER.
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@Lrihendry @realDonaldTrump This whole take down of John McCain (who is dead and a decorated war veteran) is pretty gross.
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@realDonaldTrump you are the worst Executive Producer ever to the Apprentice that your Presidency only shit the show in the foot.
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@realDonaldTrump Only you would use "Intelligence" in quotes as if it's always theoretical.
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@mattshore I do it for the people of Twitter.
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@realDonaldTrump Prison will be good for you Easy D. Some time to think. I don't think you do that enough.
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@realDonaldTrump YOU SHOULDN'T EAT THE SECOND SCOOP OF ICE CREAM.
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@realDonaldTrump Let me show you what "many" looks like.
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@realDonaldTrump BRO. YOU LOOKING SO GUILTY RIGHT NOW. BUT I LOVE WATCHING YOU DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE.
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@realDonaldTrump @SenatorSessions Stock in Nordstrom went up today! It's like any company you go to war with turns to GOLD! Thanks #EasyD !
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Claudia Conway emancipated us all from her mother. HALLELUJAH.
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@Caitlyn_Jenner I'm cisgender and have a hard time believing that Trans kids believe you when you say that they are "winning". BISH PLEASE.
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@realDonaldTrump Did You check out the #IAmMuslimToo rally in NYC? More people than at your ego rally!
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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @NBCNews @ABC @CBS @CNN Btw, can you get me a meeting with Tony the Tiger. Orange entities know each other right?
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@realDonaldTrump @SenatorSessions Thanks for restoring the Master Race #EasyD ! (Cc @JordanUhl )
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@POTUS YOU ABOUT TO GET BANNED FROM TWITTER TWICE IN ONE DAY.
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@WhiteHouse @Twitter Yes “Twitter has determined that it will allow terrorists, dictators, and foreign propagandists to abuse its platform” as evidenced by Trump still having an account.
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@realDonaldTrump Also, the election was over was in November. You can stop campaigning and start leading.
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@realDonaldTrump There is also a blackmail tape on You. Super exciting.
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@realDonaldTrump @Nordstrom By "being treated unfairly" do you mean Ivanka is on of the seven countries BANNED by Nordstroms?
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@FLOTUS Oh you poor thing. You have to look at him every day now.
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@FLOTUS @emrata OMG. You can't even speak up for the women who your husband bragged about assaulting.
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@JordanUhl @realDonaldTrump THANKS OBAMA! CLASSIEST PREIDENT EVER.
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@realDonaldTrump @SnoopDogg And you aren't killed in the video. You GET TO breathe in the contact high of Snoop's blunt after.
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@realDonaldTrump I will be honest bro. You sound kinda crazy. Like a guy who used to sell steak at a gadget store and now runs the country.
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@seanspicer @nytimes @grynbaum We all know where you were born Spicey. Melissa McCarthy's Comedy reel.
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@realDonaldTrump "The Election is over" says the guy who wasn't voted for by more than half the country and also who can't shut up about the election.
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@POTUS Watching you and Melania slow dance last night was amazing. Not since the Jon Benet Ramsey murder have I felt such a heartwarming.
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. @realDonaldTrump "...Btw, thanks to Bill and crooked Hillary for being here even though she helped Alicia M (check out her sex tape).."
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@realDonaldTrump LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!
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@realDonaldTrump What the hell is an "EASY D"? Is that Easy E's orange brother?
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@realDonaldTrump Trump hates when media runs this picture. Please stop posting it.
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@FLOTUS Your shoes match your husband's face.
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@FLOTUS @emrata You should point out specifically all the women who came out to march AGAINST your husband and what he stands for.
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. @realDonaldTrump Did President Bannon switch out your facts for an episode of Homeland?
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@SenTedCruz But not heartbroken enough to stop taking that NRA money amirite Teddy!?!
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@realDonaldTrump I dare you to match the numbers of the Women's March.
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@realDonaldTrump Sally Yates kicked your ass with words bro. You are so going to JAIL.
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. @realDonaldTrump You HAVE a lot to learn from John Lewis. He's a civil rights icon who was arrested and beaten so people could vote.
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Hey 🇺🇸Trump Supporters🇺🇸! Skip poll lines at #Election2016 and TEXT in your vote! Text votes are legit. Or vote tomorrow on Super Wednesday!
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I translated #covfefe into Russian.
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@realDonaldTrump Is the magnet version of that sign also made in Mexico?
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