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"I've always had a SWISH in my walk, & MUSIC in my talk." - Holiday Heart.
Patti LaBelle's guest house
Joined June 2009
Hide this before Monica sees it.
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"COME IN HERE AND GET Y'ALL'S JUICE”.
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My top : I’m outside. My stomach : SCRJBKHJKLKADLJLKL. Me :
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I'm HIV+ and have been since 2015. Undetectable since 2016. Every dude that's ever rejected me bc of my status I'm better off without. Bc what if they say there’s a cure for HIV tomorrow? I'll still know you rejected me bc of stigma & you'd leave a REAL relationship in a pinch.
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1. His face is blurred out, so he never thought this hilarious shit was ever funny enough to allow them to remove the blur. 2. The voice of the puppeteer/character. 3. The background music's crescendo . 4. The debate happening as the music gets louder & more dramatic😭😭😭
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Quote this tweet with some disgusting shit we normalized before COVID.
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@Phaladikp Via google home 😂 that shit told me there was an unrecognized voice giving it commands.
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@dejajolie @Phaladikp He had someone at the house while I was out of town. The dude was asking the google assistant to play music. My app tells me if an “unrecognized user” is giving it commands. It’s a security feature.
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Inconsolable is not the word
quote with the funniest Reality tv show moment you’ve ever watched.
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@_TooUnderratedX @Est_019920 So Raven’s parents are still married to each other ? But aren’t sharing information about major life events/changes like heart attacks or 60th birthdays ?!?!?? 😭.
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Has anyone added this ?? 😭
quote with the funniest Reality tv show moment you’ve watched.
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I'm also not arguing with anyone else about this post. I'm just gonna copy & paste this tweet as a reply, while you disagree by yourself over there in your corner of the internet with whoever will agree with you. Have fun.
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@LikeMike_911 It's her acting like she didn’t care for me. This would have me considering fighting a kid.
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@hiddenleaf101_ This is a cowardly response. Especially if you plan on marrying someone one day. Bc it means you'll leave them when they get too old or get sick.
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Not a foot+ of dick 😭.
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Todricks ?.
we need a word for gay people that like to tap dance for the straights.
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When you check the dick after he pulls it out and it's clean
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Cringeworthy acting .Unrealistic storylines .Stereotyped the fuck out of the gays. I watch it over & over again hoping there’ll be some semblance of a reboot.
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Never met a dude who said “female” regularly who wasn't on some level sexist.
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@ItsSaudiaSakari If I see one more "cooking" video where y'all don’t properly brown that garlic & those onions I'm gonna scream.
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Can we discuss how black elders, especially older women shame girls by calling them "fast" at one of those pivotal points where they start to develop ?.
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@Papigreg_ Y'all (In the comments.) need to learn how to lose (QUICKLY lose) your attraction to people who aren't mutually or even slightly attracted to you. It'll help. A lot.
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Me : **Drops a fork in the kitchen at 3am** . The fork:
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The exchange of the "Huhs" has me SCREAMING
What video lives rent free in your head?.
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I want this to be the beginning of a porn scene SO bad
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Best way to curve a top : . Him : Hey, wyd . Me : Just finished eating
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@troneze My google home told me an "unrecognized user" was giving it commands while I was out of town & my boyfriend at the time was already a registered user/voice.
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To Rihanna stans she can walk on water. For some reason she still can't sing that "mmmmMmmmMMM" in Work live though
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Micro aggressions are like mosquito bites. If you don’t experience them as much, they’re just minor annoyances. Which makes people who aren’t constantly mistreated look at the people who ARE, like they’re crazy. You’d snap if mosquitoes bit you a few hundred times as well.
BROOKLYN: Woman assaults another woman in Target because she didn't say excuse me and reached over her child to get something.
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"stop hating her. She's just a character". the character :
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When the dick's so good you start thinking about who else he fucked like that http://t.co/HmaWci8sTL.
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Y’all happy this stuff is happening to Da Baby?.
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People who suck at cuddling, and jump straight to sexual stuff scare me. You can’t be affectionate for longer than 20 minutes ?
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Do you know how high this scream had to be to still be high pitched in slow motion ??? 💀.
Feed the fish they said…. It’ll be fun they said…. Then I almost get eaten 😩
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Whenever Ariana Grande says "Yuh" in a song, I always think of this pic :
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A regular sized dick that stays hard >>>>>>>>> a gigantic one that's always gooey.
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Show me the celebrities you've been told you look like
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If you don’t have a song stuck in your head today, I offer you this :
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She's 60 😂 she can’t move too hard. Let her do her lil steps.
No… like…
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😭😭😭😭😭
Who got that one Bravo clip?.
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When I try to be nosy on some twitter beef but find out I'm blocked
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@stawpfeenin Performances like this make me think the check already cleared, & they're thinking about going to pick up whatever they already spent it on. She's ready to get tf outta there 😂.
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