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If someone said stupid assholes you can damn sure count me in
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I'm curious, if Timothy McVeigh bombed a federal building today would some House congresspeople and 20% of Americans think it was ok?
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I want a video of these guys running 100 feet at full speed
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So they didn't test early on a national level, never produced masks on a large scale and now we learn they declined to lock up millions of doses of Pfizer vaccine?
And 40% of the country is pissed this imbecile isn't returning for another 4 years?
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Facebook is the devil
this is a horrifying detail about Facebook being aware of a drug cartel's gruesome content on its platforms and failing to stop it despite being told by its own staff the material was a problem and that the cartel was evading its existing ban
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I just want to thank America's far right media for turning a nice chunk of our older people into mindless Zombies.
Really nice, great job.
Hope you sold plenty of Trump commemorative coins.
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Reusing steel that been under a load for 47 years, had a catastrophic failure and is being fished out of the water...
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I visited my 85 yo mom and step dad this week.
They had moved out into the sticks Fairfield Texas. A small house where they proudly flew the very faded big Trump flag and banners on a old fence.
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@MikePerryavatar
@aubrey_huff
I married my wife she had 4 kids when I was 45. Smartest thing I've ever done.
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If this keeps getting reposts, it's been nice knowing you all
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FYI
Troy Nehls was a crooked Texas cop.
Nehls was fired from a Texas police department after his superiors cited 20 violations in just over a year, including destroying evidence, making an improper arrest and disobeying orders.
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My transition from internet Virologist to supply chain expert to inflation economics genius to Yemen expert wasn't nearly as hard as I thought it would be.
Here's what we need to do with our Navy in the Red Sea... 1/328
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JFC shank me with a silver spoon
Jared Kushner says he’s tired of hearing people complain about not being successful because when he’s been faced with obstacles in life he doesn’t give up and always finds a way to overcome them.
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He was pissed off about Waco. David Koresh was having sex with 10 year old girls, had a dozen partners and 15 kids.
To hell with that guy.
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We are fixin to learn and hear about the most amazing, outrageous crap that has occurred over the last 4 years. It's going to be mind blowing, the levels of incompetence, idiocy and corruption. It's all gonna come out.
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I listened to Scotus arguments today on NPR.
Today's Republicans want corruption to be legal. They want to change our method of laws and governing.
And they have an army of gazzilionaires, 2A gun nuts, anti abortion, anti LGBT and racists behind them.
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Godzillas coming out of there
An epic thunderstorm in Guatemala began simultaneously with the eruption of Mount Fuego
Footage taken by eyewitnesses shows lightning striking directly into the mouth of the volcano.
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Not people
Old school ship names like Dauntless, Defiant, Vengeance.
which president do you think the 5th GF class Aircraft Carrier should be named after?
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Ok, we are starting trip planning and a bunch of you have been everywhere.
Amsterdam
Lake Como
Berlin
Prague
Vienna
Help us narrow this down.
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Okay we did spaceship, but who is your favorite character from space that isn’t in Star Wars or Star Trek?
Okay we did spaceship, but who is your favorite character from space that isn’t in Star Wars or Star Trek?
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We are going to find out some sick ass, nasty shit about Mile Johnson.
Mark my words. That dudes got total freak written all over him...
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An ex President hawking cheap ass gold sneakers
So fkn low class
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These are old school tea party nutjobs. They ingest far right misinformation all day long everyday.
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I have a simple question.
If arming everyone makes us all safer and open carry is a great idea... why did the NRA ban the carrying of guns inside their Houston Texas convention hall?
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Elon Musk shouldn't be running any American company essential to our national security.
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Anyone else getting cheesy porno "ads"?
Jesus fkn Christ has this place gone into the toilet
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"Let's make it illegal for 100 million women to get abortions."
"Yeah, then we'll pick a fight with Taylor Swift and all her fans..."
"Genius"
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When I turned on the TV it was on some obscure Roku channel I never heard of broadcasting Steve Bannons "War Room".
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@Josh_Moon
I and many others believe you Paula. Thanks very much for coming forward, it takes guts.
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I thought Austin Butler's Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen was fantastic. Even the Harkonnen voice.
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Its very on the nose that they would release press about it without ever asking if it was something he wanted to do...
Barron Trump 'declines' offer to be a delegate at Republican National Convention: report
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I've been saying a while our kids will save us.
They vote 75% liberal.
Nothing these asshole geezers can do will stop what's coming, a more tolerant better country.
The flame of U.S. democracy was not extinguished in 2022's midterms. Instead, the torch was passed to a new generation
Gen Z, Millennials endured long lines to fight for abortion rights and a U.S. where their votes are counted, making history
My column
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Someday, someone will make a story of Kristofferson's life, and no one will believe it was real! He earned a BA in literature from Pomona College, graduating summa cum laude (and earning membership to Phi Beta Kappa)....
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The great myth that Republicans, Fox & Rush have been able to plant into peoples brains over the last 30 years is that the cause of economic struggle for lower middle class men is coming from immigrants & minorities rather than the real cause, giant companies and gazzillionaires.
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The neighborhood of around 100 homes, not a single other one has anything political, no Trump enthusiasm.
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So Trump's film flam, sub prime insurance company writing his bond isn't licensed in NY and doesn't have the required capital.
It's the most hilarious Trumpian shit I've ever heard of lol.
He can't get a bond, he's not worth the $175M. Everything he has is already mortgaged.
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So the ships Captain was getting a COVID booster shot, right when the ship got within Baltimore 5G wifi range...
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The ads on here have just become more and more low quality.
Smells like desperation.
I wish Twitter would get sold.
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I spent 46 minutes doing my own internet research, so it's time for me to pivot from immunologist, hybrid warfare expert and artificial intelligence guru into bridge collapse structural engineer.
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This may be the funniest shit I've ever seen on all my years of Twitter
Spectacular
It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
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Let's start a thing. Punchable faces.
Let's start a thing. Punchable faces.
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I worked chemical plant shut downs and turnarounds during summer saving for college. Seven 12's will grind you to dust, six 12's is rough. I can't imagine working these hours month after month.
Crazy that Frito-Lay workers had to go on strike nearly 3 weeks just to win the right not to have to work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week
Now they can "only" be forced to work 12 hours a day 6 days a week
Going from 84 hrs a week to 72 hrs sounds like a 19th century labor victory
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We need a weekly sandwich thread
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After all the cop versus golfer shit, the Josh Hawley Harrison Butker cheerleader revelations and now this, it may be the single greatest day in my multi year Twitter existence...
BREAKING: America’s leading Nazi propagandist Nick Fuentes accidentally streamed himself watching gay porn today. His fans are trying to blame Mossad and the Jews
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"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him."
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@ZPFleming
his face after he says “connecting with people” made me scream
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Pro tip
When you see a dozen prominent Republicans all shift to being pro vaccine on the same day, ask yourself a couple questions.
Were they always in favor of vaccinations but were selling deadly nonsense to their acolytes for money and to stay popular?
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After reading some of these White House emails to the DOJ, I really can't imagine what the incoming administration must be finding in every department of the federal government.
If we don't put a few dozen heads on a legal pike we won't deter this from happening again.
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Ok that's very cool
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Ok, that's very cool.
Remember this guy (Harrison Okene) a cook who got trapped on the seafloor at 30m for three days, just learned he went on to become a commercial saturation diver trained by the man who rescued him
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I'm older than a bag a dirt
63 later this year
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@TheRickWilson
When they come for my prime New York strip, cigar and red wine, it's fuckin on like donkey Kong.
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His horrible response to the pandemic doesn't get enough attention.
It needlessly killed hundreds of thousands of his followers and helped drive the economy off a cliff.
Had he not politicized masks and vaccines we would all be in a better place now.
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four years ago today, Trump rebuked a nurse who told him that her hospital was experiencing PPE shortages
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Why doesn't Isreal just cut a deal with these scumbag murderers, then quietly hunt them all down for the next 30 years?
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@HoarseWisperer
@MattWalshBlog
I also hate Pence for that cyborglike grin he constantly wears even when he's doing horrible stuff or looking at Trump.
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Jonathon Owens and Simone Biles are building a house on our street 5 houses down. Pretty cool. I hope we meet them after they move in.
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MAGAs hating Taylor Swift for having fun is so on the nose for these fkn assholes.
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Ok that's cool
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People in Congress and the higher levels of government should not be able to buy and sell individual stocks during their service.
When the COVID-19 pandemic began, Georgia Republican Sen. David Perdue sold up to $5 million worth of stock in a company where he once served on the board. Weeks later, after shares nosedived, he bought much of it back - and it’s quadrupled in value since.
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I've been studying Russian internal politics for 25 minutes on wikipedia. Here's my new manifesto on this Prigozhin mess....
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That Trumps downfall could end up being the result of a completely debunked conspiracy theory being pushed by Rudy Guilliani, priceless.
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I believe educating our children to think critically is an important way out of this mess we find ourselves in.
So if you pay attention to states that don't spend enough money on education, or bad mouth higher education, that's a tell.
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This took 12 months....
The CDC issued an order that will require people to wear a face mask while using any form of public transportation
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A better example of Twitter does not exist.
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Why would a guy who says he's worth $10B be asking to not have to pay $90M?
No one will write him a bond, no American banks will do business with him. Why do you think he has to borrow from Germanys deutsche bank that has ties to Russia?
He's a fraud and crook.
BREAKING: Judge Kaplan has denied Trump’s motion for a temporary stay. He has just days to put up the appeal bond money. Story …
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Always hateful, this bunch.
“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore."
Some of us have less morals than our ancestors and that's dumb. What happened to us?
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More of this please from us all
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I want a vaccine proof ID for people who want them.
Then I want airplanes restaurants, dining and shopping for the 100% vaccinated.
You don't want a card, no problem, but you can't ruin the rest of our lives with your nonsense.
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Got damn
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Y'all should follow my pal Josh, he's a hoss.
Great guy.
Finally met and had dinner with my Twitter friend
@texbrodave1
in Houston. See you next time.
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@MikePerryavatar
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So Uvalde SWAT couldn't cut it so let's arm the janitors...
Who tf would even say that with a straight face
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@images_mc
@realDonaldTrump
And can't turn a profit without stiffing all his contractors, thousands of them.
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No way this Supreme Court, after today's arguments and questions, stops Trump pre election.
America is a dumb mess.
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We need a good old fashioned Friday night gif battle.
My game is strong
Bring it on
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School vouchers is a stupid scam to transfer money out of public schools that benefit everyone into the hands of already well off families.
It's pure, hateful, nonsense.
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The independent office that reviews allegations against House members found probable cause that Rep. Troy Nehls of Texas converted campaign funds to personal use, triggering an investigation by the House Ethics Committee, a new disclosure revealed Friday.
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Ford sold 1,864,464 F150s in the US in 2022.....
Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date, due to a problem where the accelerator pedal can get stuck, putting drivers at risk of a crash
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If you really wanna hurt Trump go after his money. He could care less about anything else.
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I'm sorry, but I won't go see bands that are way too old to still perform at a high level.
I would rather keep my memories of their great shows from years ago.
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I'm ready to give the Houthis and all their pals some freedom.
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I dig old school law and order
J K Simmons as a psychiatrist
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Sweet Jesus the mother-in-law rolled in early, cyclone Juanita.
With all the kids coming, by Sunday this place will look like the Hells Angels fought the Mongels in here.
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