@LEBassett
@yashar
At a cafe in Paris in 2000, a coworker decided to ask for his desert a la mode.
The waiter, with a perfect French sneer, asked, “what do you mean… Fashionable?”
He blustered about 4 on 1 and I just laughed.
They walked off talking shit, the manager called the cops, and the young lady was okay.
Fucking humans, just a couple evolutionary steps away from monkeys flinging poo at each other.
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Got into a bit of an altercation at our local grocery store this evening. Young woman (teens) was being badgered by 4 young men (same age). Saw them bothering her a couple of times and finally asked her if she was okay…
She wasn’t.
Leader of the pack decided to rear up
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When I told them to leave her alone and go elsewhere.
He saw a chunky middle-aged guy alone and he had 3 buddies with him, so he started talking shit.
“Look kid, however you believe this is going to escalate, it’s not going to work out how you think.”
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The average lifespan of a falcon is 12-15 years. This means every falcon alive today was born in the 21st century, which makes them all Millennium Falcons.
@SRuhle
That boat was purchased on the backs of Michigan school children, through MUlti-level marketing and with the blood spilled by a mercenary army...
They should have sunk it.
So, let me see if I have this straight. The main reason they are mad at Walz for retiring is that the guy who replaced him, and made the complaint, was so incompetent that he couldn’t grow into the job in the 10 month period prior to deployment and because of that people died?
If you're a Second Amendment purist and aren't demanding the head of the cop that killed Airman Fortson... Well, Fuck you.
Where the fuck is the
@NRA
? Where are all the Rittenhouse defenders?
@KevinFarzad
@erinscafe
Yeah, this is the new approach. “We’re a family”, “There is no work/life balance, because it’s all just life and you spend more time with us than your family”, “we’re your only family now...”
Welcome to the cult...
@ChowdahHill
@Kat_Missouri
I’m sorry, if the CO wants regular coffee, I’m finding regular coffee…
Although, you should mess with them and order something super complex, and with sprinkles.
@ask_aubry
Wait, how would switching a window to a center put them with their girlfriend? Was it a 3/2/3 or a 3/2 seat config? Or were they in a different row and both had centers?
Either way, nah. If you want to sit together pay for it like everyone else does.
Who turns one today? FERGUS!!!
Happy birthday to our little bundle of unbounded boxer energy!
How it all started vs how it’s going:
Can he get some love
@darth
&
@dog_rates
?
@GOP
Tell us again who it was that brokered the deal with the Taliban last year, pulled all the contractors, drew down the troop levels, abandoned the Afghan military, stoped SIV processing, and released 5,000 hardline prisoners including the current Taliban leader.
@NataliaAntonova
That is a really weird opener.
“I don’t want the whole kid thing, but you hot, so I’ll risk it to see if I get lucky.”
Shocked you didn’t invite him up to see your etchings... 🙄
Alternate headline: “I valued my son so little that I will use him as a political prop to elect a draft-dodging felon who would call him a sucker and a loser, unless it was raining, I. Which case he couldn’t be bothered…”
@AdamKinzinger
How many blue collar folks started school, took out loans, but didn’t finish? They still have loans, their kids have loans, they may have a degree but ended up “blue collar” anyway.
Welding is a degree program at community college, they loan money too…
He is the Christian that the Right claims to be, he was the hero they all say they would be, and he is the polar opposite of everything that Trump is.
He is a good, ethical, public servant and servant for his god.
Jimmy Carter is a good man. He is in my thoughts.
Do you remember the world’s very first nuclear meltdown? That time the US President, an expert in nuclear physics, heroically lowered himself into the reactor and saved Ottawa, Canada’s capital?
Sounds like schlocky action movie, but it actually happened!
@travisakers
Well, they could court martial him under Article 89 of UCMJ and then throw the book at him. I’d suggest reducing him to E1 and shipping him off to a remote, unaccompanied duty station to monitor a trash barge, or something.
LOL, Inget an email about SIG redefining the ranch rifle.
Now, when I think ranch rifle, I think utilitarian, cost effective, chambered in a nice all-around caliber…
SIG imagines a $3000 rifle that looks like it walked off a military movie set
@CBSEveningNews
@CBSNews
Then, apparently, tabs were kept on them as a case was built and they were arrested before causing any problems.
That’s how shit is supposed to work. If they had booted them out, they’d be right back at another crossing point and we wouldn’t know it.
@AlexJayBrady
@kylegriffin1
Technically, per UCMJ, he is obligated to refuse unlawful orders. However, with the current
@potus
, I wouldn’t advertise that you would do so.
@soonergrunt
@eodguy89d
During Desert Shield, When he was pulling security for Schwarzkopf, I got detailed to drive the general while he was in camp. We chatted for a bit and he did the coolest thing ever. He gave me a 6-pack of ice cold coke from the cooler they brought.
My squad was so happy.
@abnheel
@AOC
Actually, no. Title 13 makes it unlawful for the census bureau to share any personal information, even to law enforcement.
Check your facts dude.
Sigh… Another neighbor goes alt-right…
WTF is up with mechanics being into this shit?
Also, he’s needed a new roof for freaking years and his yard is a disaster.
@FPWellman
@VBPD
Someone pulls this shit in my neighborhood, their whole world is getting fucked up and I’ll make sure the family getting harassed is out of town when it happens…
@MSmithWriter
@girlsreallyrule
No, it's not. It's entirely appropriate as people try to lionize this seditious woman into something she wasn't.
This was her. She got killed acting on this misplaced anger.
This is a disaster. Trump is now claiming that he is innocent because he didn't take a tax deduction on paying back Michael Cohen for the Stormy Daniels hush money, "Another thing that wasn't even said was we never even deducted it as a tax deduction."
So, I just finished a 2 year, medically guided weight loss program. In total, I lost ~140 lbs and maintained it for 8 months.
I still want to drop more, so I am setting my new start point and a new goal, which I will try to do on my own, for now.
@1followernodad
I would like to point out that all real bratwurst comes from the Wisconsin region of the country. Sausages from outside that region are just sparkling sausages.
@mrglenn
Yeah, the fact that you consider Carlson a journalist is the first indication your opinion holds no value...
The second indication is that you expect any less from military leaders than to defend their troops.
I think the Tammy Duckworth response is fitting for you too.