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Born and raised Hoosier, living in Maryland. I'm not right. Still waiting on that head transplant.
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I'm a proud US Army veteran and there's no fucking way I'm voting for anyone but Kamala Harris in November.
I’m a proud U.S Army Veteran & I’m voting for Kamala Harris in November.
#KamalaHarris2024
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This is an infantryman. There is no one else like us on the planet.
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@shay3322
They took part in Apache ceremonies. Their schools expelled them for satanic activities
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Many of you probably know this but before making Spaceballs, Mel Brooks had asked George Lucas for permission to do a parody of Star Wars. George said OK conditionally so long as Lone Starr wasn't dressed like Han Solo, so Mel dressed him like Indiana Jones instead.
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This is why we need OSHA, folks!
This is actual footage from my last job in a factory.
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This is bad news for some of y’all but the verdict is in. Carl Winslow has spoken. No arguments.
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PSA: I think it's important that everyone knows that at 150 mph or greater, your car has a much greater potential of becoming a wing.
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No joke. I just applied for the job of Director, Office of Senate Security.
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I once met a guy from Australia who said he worked in IT.
I asked him, "Do you come from the LAN down under?"
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I have never identified with something so hard in my life. I nearly fell out of my chair.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Where is the Army heading when you can't even have pizza delivered to the Land NAV course anymore.🤷♂️🙄🤣🤣🤣
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Seriously though. CVS did take a stand against nicotine and stopped selling it. Cigarettes and tobacco products are totally legal if you are of age, yet nobody ever accused them of “censoring“ the tobacco industry.🤔
Really good point here. It's why CVS sells a bleach and ammonia cocktail called "The Food They Don't Want You to Know About" in the baby aisle.
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So I was never part of a Bradley crew but I was infantry. This is a great representation of my experience in the infantry.
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@ThatEricAlper
I am ‘my mother accidentally burnt me with a cigarette while I was nursing and I used to stand up in the front seat of her 1969 Chevy Biscayne station wagon’ years old.
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So I guess Tom Cotton sees himself as the second coming of Joseph McCarthy. 🙄
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Oopsie! Who would have guessed that explosives will explode when you shoot high velocity rounds at them?
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Would I do something like this? Yes. I would totally do something like this.
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This is the most 1970s photograph I've ever seen.
Who remembers the days when you couldn’t buy Coors outside of Colorado?
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FTC rocks oil industry with claim that Texas executive was colluding with OPEC to fix prices
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Religious leader wants to display Indian scriptures in Louisiana public classrooms
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This guy’s Aussie rappel technique is so perfect, he didn’t even have to use his brake hand.
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He stole my PhD dissertation!That was it word for word.
Trump: Gettysburg. What an unbelievable battle. That was the battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable I mean, it was so much and so interesting and so vicious and horrible and so beautiful and so many different ways… Gettysburg wow
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Don't act like you know popular music if you can't identify this epic rock band.
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Judging by the sergeant rank and no blue disc, I'm guessing this drill sergeant is going to be extra zealous in trashing the entire bay. Look at that loose bunk as well. That sure as hell ain't Sand Hill.
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So it’s final. I’ve sold my $330k house that I can’t afford. I am going to have a cuppa coffee to celebrate.
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I've had a lot of divorce debt for years. Never been able to pay much more than min pmt (it started at $100k in 2008) but since Nov 2021 (when it was $70k) I've been able to pay it down to $18k and it'll be paid off by Nov 2023. Yay me!
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10 years ago today almost 5 months after retirement from the United States Army after 26 years. That right there is a genuine $14 suit from Goodwill. I know my tie is crooked. Pretty sure I still have it.
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This is the best description of the origin of the Second Amendment I've heard yet. This is the most feasible to me.
Sorry, I had to delete the original one.
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms.
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Has anybody heard of the 20 killer whale attacks in the last month? In all 20 cases they worked in tandem. The authorities are reporting that it was orcastrated.
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The CNO is the kind of leader we all deserve.
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I think my weekends are spoken for for the foreseeable future.
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@nirvananoir
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I may be mistaken but he fits the profile of every single person who was there on Jan 6th.
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My daughter started her first day of her first full-time job as a paraprofessional. She's an aide for middle school students with behavioral problems. Proud dad.
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I love all dogs. This is why I am probably never going to adopt a small dog though.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
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My ma: "Hey Pat. Why don't you like the Thanksgiving cranberries I make?"
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Has anyone thought of creating a webpage called olderfans? You could logon and someone will tell you what part of their body hurts today?
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