Stanley Lyon
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Accountant| Relationship counsellor| Politician| Business oriented| Chelsea fanatic| former account @lyon_ekpe
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Please, kindly follow back. I lost my previous account.
Appreciate!
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This isn’t about men.
Idiot.
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I hate seeing takes like this; most especially from a woman.
If you don’t have genuine female friendship, you don’t invalidate others that do cause you’re trying to pass a sentimental message.
Do better.
The real misogynists calling the other gender misogynists 😂💔 If women could be as united as the other gender,we would be unstoppable….but,y’all hate each other so much! Snatching each other’s BF’s,husbands,we all avoid each other…”I don’t have female friends,they aren’t good
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It’s definitely not same parents that gave birth to us 😭😭
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I’m not putting emotions into any relationship rn after what I experienced.
Well, it’s going to take time to come out of it and I’m happy gradually doing that.
Love it.
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I don’t like the two perceptions people I have about me the first time they see me.
1. He’s an ashewo/playboy
2. He’s rich/has money
Please ffs.
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I told this woman I want to go and cut my hair and I got an alert of go and make yourself fine for me.
Intentional women >>>>
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I think I’m ready to be in a committed and healthy relationship now.
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Man, I detest working in a toxic environment.
You’re walking on egg shell with a little bit of pretense all the time.
I do not fancy it at all.
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Sign these players back and they would play proper ball than these mid players we have now.
Chelsea legends 1-0 Bayern Munich legends. Memories mehn
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I can actually listen to BNXN songs all week. Man sound is just so unique and i vibe with alot.
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She tried communicating with you man. You would have listened lol.
Work on your anger issues tbh.
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I’m not even speaking to her again. So it ends there.
@OneJoblessBoy
@Chisomnwagbaraa
Legit question to the guys, if your bab goes on stage and do this, is this grounds to end the relationship?
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How do I actually have/ fit into 80% if what she mentioned here.
I don’t know you people are actually triggered lol.
Me 🫱🏽🫲🏾 looking for a Nigerian man that’s open minded, agnostic, not sexist, not homophobic, not misogynistic, does not have low self esteem, is financially stable, kind, an ambivert, loves food, loves to travel and many other things. As it is, I’m still searching 🙏🏽
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Bruh, I was shocked too. I saw the prices of things yesterday at the supermarket and wondered where Nigeria is heading too.
Bought Nivea roll on for 1,700 today.
1 freaking 7!!!
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Tbvh.
“Your sister is finer than you o”
- the most unnecessary piece of information.
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Alright.
I have these crocs in size 38-46 to give out
The first account that QUOTES this tweet, gets ZERO engagement in 48Hrs get any of this for free.
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Bro it’s tiring.
Besides that stuff we spoke about in the morning, I will jump on it if it comes. I had a great session today.
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I worked only 3days this week and it’s looking like I worked 2weeks.
Man, I’m so exhausted.
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@JoulesBella
We don’t all have. And not everyone likes people with accent, for instance I do not like people with Akwaibom accent even though I’m partially from there
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@PetiteNiella
Are you really asking me that?? Listen to it again and if you can’t deduce it, I really do not know how to help you tbh.
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So I have shredded my masculinity with 4 different women??
Oh please lmaooo.
I posted mine when I washed one of my exes undies. It didn’t take my masculinity away.
It’s only men with low self esteem that are concerned about things like this taking their masculinity.
Your man was washing your undies and you thought it wise to share that act with millions of people.
Shredding his masculinity and putting it on display for the world to view without his consent, stay single for a while so you learn about private moments.
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I get compliments of how I smell everyday from atleast 2-3people in a day.
I don’t really take it as a compliment again. It’s now a norm.
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How’s wanting to do what I want with my body the same as defrauding people?
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The fact that no matter how tired or how late I sleep, I’m still going to wake up by 5am is annoying.
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We know right.
I have been a member right from school days and I love listening to Pastor David Ogbueli
My goodness, this is the first time I'm listening to Pastor David Ogbueli, Dominion city members are eating good.
I will definitely eat this message over and over again.
#WOFBEC2024
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Ridicule and shame against single mothers??
Man, shut the hell up.
Why would you be ridiculing single mothers as a sane person?
I’m proud of every single mother who kept their kids when they could have murdered them before birth. I applaud you for not taking the easy way out. I applaud you for preferring the ridicule and shame against single mothers above murder. I know you’ll reap the fruits of your
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She cheated and you couldn’t leave? You resulted to stabbing a human?
You’re disgusting and you would rot in hell.
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I don’t like seeing posts like this.
It repels me.
Does it also count as cheating when you’re in a relationship and another guy sucks your boobs.. ?No penetration 💀
Ps: asking for a friend 👀
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Someone already did and is pleased.
If you are dating anyone on Twitter go and check their TL today 🤭
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I looked so good, smelt so good and definitely taste so good to work today.
A colleague asked if she could shoot her shot at me that she’s been wanting too since she saw me day 1 lol, told her I’m a married man with kids please.
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@centregoals
This is the Chelsea I fell in love with not this current bunch of mediocre players like Sterling
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This kind of posts irks me and I don’t know why lol
Dear future husband If I come over to your house, you don't have to explain why you don't have this or that.
If you don't have food or drinks, I'll buy us some. If your home is messed up, I don't care, I'll help you clean it. If your TV is small, I don't care, something is
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The person I’m talking to is so good at giving. I can’t even count the number of things she has given me within just one month of talking to her.
I thought nobody could beat me when it comes to giving to a partner but she’s beating me at it lol.
The game is on still 👍
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Man, older ladies always >>>>>>>
I remember when I had the audacity to talk to one then, the vibe was beautiful lmaoo
This is the wildest thing you'd see on the internet this week
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I hate the fact that I’m a very emotional person. I do not like it tbh.
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I will konk your head if you tell me you’re having a crush on somebody
The way you people are dodging this question like it doesn’t happen, dey kpai me🤣🤣🤣
Anyway, my recommendation: Acknowledge it. Denial will keep you in the loop for longer than is safe. Then, tell your partner about it. Afterwards, as much as you can, cut off communications
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I actually have a picture in pink lol
Why won't I have a picture in pink?
Pretty girl in the mud. This one pain me sha😭😂😂
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You people just open your mouth and say stupid things most times.
It’s amusing to see tbh.
if hilda baci were overweight she wouldn't last 12 hours on her feet
escalate this tweet, label me fatphobic, i literally don't care. said what tf i said💅
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Twin in the house??
You have my full support beautiful babies.
Handi and Wandi ✊👍🤝
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I actually do not know why you people are engaging this person lol
I see her dumb takes all the time. So, I’m actually not surprised again tbh.
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I actually do hate having unforeseen expenses.
The money I just spent now; I’m pained.
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If you cut my waist bead, we would fight.
I’m not joking.
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400,000?
If you get like 400k, use am marry.
☺️☺️
When you marry financial doors go open.
🙄🙄🚶🚶
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Why are you stopping yourself?
How do one stop him or herself from falling for someone 😐
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I went on a movie date with this person and it was so beautiful.
Plus the movie we saw(Deadpool & Wolverine) was nice too.
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I told people I’m renting 3 in few months and I have been getting the why question from everyone.
Must there be a why to it?
So I rented a 2 bedroom apartment and everybody have been asking me why? Well I have a spare room to give out 👍🏽
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Nobody comes close to this guy’s pen game in Nigeria music please.
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Me wearing my polo and jeans to work already 😭
9 to 5ers… work dey or work no dey? Cause I just Dey roll for my bed since morning.
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I will be having one with my woman.
T for thanks.
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This 30k gist is actually very funny to me. You that you’re earning 30k are you happy with yourself? Can you take care of yourself with it? How do you want to take care of a family with it?
It’s very ridiculous.
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I actually do want to organize a house party for my guys by December.
Just 10 of my boys. I’m looking forward to it.
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Why Stanley?
There’s something called “Counter Billing” which I want all of you to learn today. It’s a simple act of billing a biller.
It’s not a hard process. It just take the right statement to make a biller lose interest in billing you.
Stay with me.
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