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Opay is worth $2 billion but just one person in Nigeria stole $6 Billion.
That’s 3 Opay 🤌🏻😭
Opay has over 35 million users and 500,000 agents in Nigeria.
The Norwegian-funded mobile payments startup is worth $2 billion.
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Are you mad, I dey obalende underbridge since 😭😭
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Tammy scored 15 non PK EPL goals in his first proper season at Chelsea, which no recent Chelsea forwards has been able to achieve buh we were made to understand he’s below Chelsea standard while we keep the likes of Werner, Pulisic , Odoi, Havertz & Lukaku. What a joke of a team
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Nobody is talking about how the crowd in this video should lead a protest, instead they are all dancing and cheering on the same leaders that are directly responsible for destroying their lives
Arrival of Senate President Akpabio to his birthday reception in the state-built stadium named after him in Uyo, Akwa-Ibom state today. Nigerians deserve the political leaders they have. Like morons, they love their oppressors.
Watch.
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Celebrate Grace 😂😂😂
Wigwe University will officially open it's doors to the public from August. The faculty members will be resuming fully on campus in July. The school so far is the most beautiful University Campus in Nigeria. The school is designed to be the first Ivy-League standard University
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What a way to end the year on a high
I finally passed my ICAN exams 😭
ACA in the bag finally 💃💃💃
I’m now a Chartered Accountant !!!
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Ziyech: I heard you guys have conceded 49 goals this season
Kovacic: omo, na this werey and Kepa cause am oh 😂 😂
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At 23 I built my first house, bought a car for my parents... got a job in an oil and gas company...
My parent were so proud of me until I woke up and found myself in Nysc Mangu Orientation Camp.
It was all a dream 😬😬😬
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They’ve shown me Lagos, I just got robbed on my way to work…someone just snatched my bag from the bike.
My office Laptop gone, wallet gone 😒
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Apparently, not all Nigerian girls are boring to chat with 😂😂😂
I've got a friend we vibe on the same level...
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@tinugrills
Be like you’re destined to become a second wife cos I don’t understand this activism for second wife 😂😂
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@symplyDAPO
Forget about the marriage cos that’s the end
What excuse? You’re the man of the house so you’re supposed to take the fall for your family 😏
No kind of peace making can bring peace to the marriage
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I don’t even want to talk about how much I spent to get the apartment buh furnishing it so far hasn’t been easy.
Mattress & Pillow - 116k
Sofa - 315k
Cooking gas - 57k
Small fan - 30k
Window blinds - 70k
Bed Sheets - 20k
Bed frame - 178k
TV Console - 77k
Total - 863k
And I’m
If you are just starting your life, I pity you shaa cos
Gen - ₦300k
Sofa - ₦200k
Center table - ₦50k
Gas cylinder - ₦38k
Tabke top - ₦25k
Rechargeable fan - ₦90
Mattress - ₦120k
Total - ₦823k
All this are just basic starters
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After using 25k to buy ásọ́ ẹ̀bí, only for your dry cleaner to get it burnt
😭😭😭
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@oku_yungx
Just few days ago Naija women were justifying paternity fraud, until it happens to your brother then you’d understand
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You are not doing justice to twitter if you don't read the comment section 😫😂😅
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Make Remi carry BAT enter RCCG and let’s see how it goes
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I saw a sponsored post about this product yesterday on twitter...
The person posted the picture on the first frame for N5000, checked Ali express to confirm the price (2nd frame) and it wasn't more than N200/N500. I posted the picture on his comment section and I was blocked 🙁🙁
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@FaithOyedepo
People who can’t keep a relationship talk less a marriage for a year would come and take this out of context and drag the woman by dawn…she no kuku send una
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@officialnairam1
@kabirishaqAbdu3
Lmao 😂
You can’t whitewash yourself on this app, forget it
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Lekki, Victoria Island etc - Island
Ikeja, Surulere etc - Mainland
Ikorodu, Imota etc - Backland
Iyana Ipaja, Abule Egba etc - Borderland
Pls, know your class 😊😊😊
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Just imagine God telling his Angels to blow the trumpet this night
🤔😂😁😭
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“The destiny of Nigeria is hanging”
“the money distributors are busy distributing” - Bishop Oyedepo
Then prayer point:
God send us a deliverer in Nigeria and give us rest again !!!
#Shiloh2022
Do whatever you want with the info above
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I want to change my lastname to my father's firstname cos his lastname is not even his father's lastname.. His father's lastname is his father's father first name, so I also want to use his firstname as my lastname too 😊😊
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@Morris_Monye
Someone should turn that picture into WhatsApp sticker, once dem bill you, you reply with the sticker. End of story
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@DavidHundeyin
Buh twitter will tell you to save 10k per week... When you are the breadwinner of your family 👪
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2 interviews in one day, one offer letter came in…told the other company I won’t be proceeding with their interview process cos I’ve gotten an offer, the other company just called me they are willing to offer more than the first company 😂😂😂😂
Miracle no dey tire Jesus 💃
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Saw oloni's thread , and I do feel sorry for most of the girls buh the fact is all these girls can't handle 10% of the rejections they dish out to guys everyday.. Guys would rather keep quiet and move on with no drama...
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Too much of Africa Magic Yoruba..
If you are not Yoruba, get a translator 😂😅😂
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@localblack_man
@waxzyy_
@jennygodswill
@Sonjoe_Kutuh
@Remmzor_YBNL
@Irunnia2
@eniturn
@iamAbiodunAA
@_harrisonJNR
@_aremo_ade
@onyeoma_kc
You people forget easily that managing people is one of the most difficult jobs to do. Nobody can do your job like you, I mean nobody can execute your plan like you, teaching people how to execute your plan, sticking to the plan and doing it well is another level of intelligence
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Apart from..
Suicide
Regicide
Nepoticide
Fratricide
Patricide
Matricide
Infanticide
Which other "cide" do you know 🤔
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Indomie, carrot, fried eggs and bread 😋😋😋
Pls, I'm OK and not going through any hard times 😂😂
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@Nig_Farmer
This is a fucken lie shaa, aside the fact that you might not cum quick, where you do see strength to knack for 1hr. You go even dey beg God to cum after 30mins unless you’re in your early twenties
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@King_Blacq
That’s why I can’t even move to you if I don’t find you attractive. Make my dick dey stand anytime I see you or think about you
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Being a Nigerian is more like a set back in life mehn, cos your counter part in developed countries are like 10-15yrs ahead of you in life. She didn’t need a degree, meanwhile working class folks in their 50s can’t even afford this type of lifestyle.
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take (in life)”
Everybody needs to see this video:
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Nigerians will always add a description to your name when saving your phone number something like:
Kunle church
Tola twitter
Rachel yaba
Jadesola choir
Lara tinder
Eniola welfare
Tunde Ibadan
Bola office
Jimoh gateman
Femi Jehovah witness
Ayomide BRT
Haleemah Jos
Add yours👇👇
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There are levels to this thing called Self Love 😍... You'll just wake up at the middle of the night and open your photo gallery, and start checking out your pictures with a smile on your face 😂
Saying to yourself, ọmọ God complete work for my body sha ❤️
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@Wizarab10
Is the last line for me, we all know women are insecure beings no matter the age or continent they found themselves 😂
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@collinsweglobe
If I cut my legs off, you still wouldn't reach the point where my head is 👏👏😊😢😅
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Most of my friends almost forced me to MMM, I was serving then so money wasn't the problem.. Buh the pressure came when I devoted myself to always read a chapter a day from the book of Proverbs... then I came across "Prov 13:11" NLT
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