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If you are stuck in that low paying litigation law firm.
This thread contain some other aspects of law practise or career path you might want to look out for.
I realised that many young lawyers and law students hate this law practise especially the paltry remuneration.
Before the weekend runs out, I will a make a thread on alternative things you can do with your law degree so, you don't get stucked in that low paying law firms.
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My highlight for today is this guy picking every dirt we littered.
#4MillionMarch4PeterObi
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If you are just starting your life, I pity you shaa cos
Gen - ₦300k
Sofa - ₦200k
Center table - ₦50k
Gas cylinder - ₦38k
Tabke top - ₦25k
Rechargeable fan - ₦90
Mattress - ₦120k
Total - ₦823k
All this are just basic starters
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Let me break it down.
In 2015, you got called to the Nigerian bar. You got a job at a nice law firm in Onikan and your tfare with the long bus was ₦500 from abule egba.
In 2018, you have saved enough and you decided to move to yaba, coupled with the fact that babes
Brudda, I swear to you, this is not life that we are living in this country. This is bad.
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Guys I'm currently at Panti, Yaba.
If you know anyone who has been arrested and whisked to that place please send me a dm with their full name.
Kindly retweet.
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You don't know how Leaderless we are, let me give you a context.
In Tanzania, 65 people died due to flooding, the president immediately cancelled all this activities in COP23 and came back to the country to console his people.
In Nigeria, 83 villagers were killed by
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... Another protest and here we go again...
Myself,
@InibeheEffiong
and a host of other lawyers will be on ground tomorrow to assist in securing the release of arrested protesters.
PLS RT!!!
If you get arrested, make sure you do the following;
1. Take note of the police
Guys I'm currently at Panti, Yaba.
If you know anyone who has been arrested and whisked to that place please send me a dm with their full name.
Kindly retweet.
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I think this pockets of protests that is happening around the country is organised by APC.
They want to take charge of the situation before it becomes overwhelming difficult - I mean, most of the protests have organised banners etc..
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I really need a lawyer practising in Jigawa State. It was reported that DSS picked a protester yesterday and we are still unable to attend properly to the arrest.
Pls RT
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Lmao.
NYSC Guys were abducted, we didn't hear anything.
Today, youths were killed in a village near okuama, we no hear anything.
EFCC raided students in OAU, we ko hear anything.
NOW your party member was arrested and you are everywhere.
Tueh!
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the Nigeria military through an air strike in Kaduna state and the Nigerian military is still casting blames while the president and Governor of that state is still at COP23 standing on each other mandate.
We are in deep trouble.
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Anyways, I have nothing to plug in but LPDC said I shouldn't tell you that I am a lawyer and I can advise you on all your
Business ventures
Tech ventures
Maritime ventures
and personal wahala
So, I won't tell you guys.
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and get to work.
For 8yrs, you just struggled and the standard of your life did not increase.
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"The police is not a debt recovery agency and has no business to dabble into contractual disputes between parties arising from purely civil transactions"
McLaren v. Jennings (2003) FWLR (Pt. 154) 528
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Can someone please send me the details of this person. I have a lawyer currently on stand bye in the DSS den.
This is comrade yandaki,who was reportedly arrested by DSS ,for participating in peaceful protest that held yesterday in katsina state.
@DejiAdesogan
@DanKatsina50
@adeyanjudeji
@YeleSowore
@SaharaReporters
@SalihuAmumini
@AmnestyNigeria
@bulamabukarti
@JaafarSJaafar
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I wouldn't know if she will need it but I'm willing to give her and her husband free legal advisory for the whole of 2024.
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I realised that many young lawyers and law students hate this law practise especially the paltry remuneration.
Before the weekend runs out, I will a make a thread on alternative things you can do with your law degree so, you don't get stucked in that low paying law firms.
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It's a crazy tag tbh.
If a random person says "That twitter lawyer is the dumbest lawyer of all lawyers". Everyone will suddenly know the person.
It's one hell of a crazy tag tbh.
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@eIpounder
What's your business in what's people who are legally adult choose to do?
Their body, their business
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Please someone help me with
@segalink
number, police from Ejigbo police station just kidnapped my friend 😭😭😭
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You couldn't pay for the corrola, you are still trying to buy things into the apartment you have rented, you oga will not increase your salary and that your babe is pregnant.
You wake up the next morning, carry your wig and gown while paying ₦1500 to jump bike
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Can come to your place since you will be staying alone and you have the advantage of being close to your office in Onikan. You moved, your tfare still remained ₦500 although slight increase in salary and you can now wake up later than usual to get to work and you can
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arrive early. By 2021, you decided to put a ring on that babes finger while pricing corrola and thinking of how you would move from your mini flat in yaba to a 2bed room in gbagada so that you can be in the center of your work and babes work. You moved while compromising on
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Civil Society groups are currently protesting the intimidation of Chioma Okoli by the Nigeria Police Force and CEO of Nagicko.
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the car. In 2023, you have saved enough to buy that corrola you have been eyeing - lo and behold, they removed subsidy, dollar moved up from ₦700 to ₦1k, the car you wanted to Import have thesame price but the custom duty you will pay keep increasing.
At the end of the day,
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Dear Lawyers/law students ,
As I had tweeted earlier, this are website that will help you scale up as a lawyer, giving you the purview of international best practises - most especially for law students and/or new wigs
Today I will be dropping 20 websites every law student or law school students should know.
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I like as
@iamDo2dtun
dey always hype laycon. Omo if icon get into this him afrima poll baba go win landslide.
Correct guy I must confess!
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@BayoAdelabu
Lmao. Our minister of power is risen! He is just waking up.
Don't bother, we have had two rain falls. Hopefully by next week we will have another rain fall to cool our weather. We have accepted our fate.
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@ziter001
Do you have a lawyer representing the remaining people who will be going to court today? If not please send me a dm of their detail and the police division/court location.
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@kfcnigeria
With all this big big gammer, I hope you wouldn't fire that worker that was trying to implement your policy cos we know what corporate Nigeria does.
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@Oghenerie_jnr
Is alakuko lagos or Ogun State?
If its lagos,
@Lagosdsva
should take over
If lagos, abeg
@Letter_to_Jack
please send it to the commissioner of women affairs.
If una need legal representative or advise, reach out via dm.
This is an eye sore!
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Before the end of today, I want to do a checklist of tier 1 and 2 law firms where law students can apply for internship. New wigs or lawyers looking for jobs can also take the hint and apply for jobs cos I will provide their emails.
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Top 5 people to win the big brother
PHYNA THE DANCER
PHYNA THE CHOREOGRAPHER
PHYNA THE CORDINATOR
PHYNA THE DEBATOR
PHYNA THE HYPE WOMAN
#BBNaija
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Over the last three days, I have facilitated the release of some protesters in states I know nothing about, Jigawa, Katsina, Bauchi, Borno and Abuja.
And all this actions were facilitated by friends from Law School Enugu.
Guys, keep your law school friends close!
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LIST OF FIRMS AND RECRUITMENT EMAILS
DENTON ACAS LAW
acas
@acas
-law.com
CC: sadepetun
@dentonsacaslaw
.com Visit
AELEX
AINA BLANKSON AND CO
Recruitment
@ainablankson
.com
Visit
Before the end of today, I want to do a checklist of tier 1 and 2 law firms where law students can apply for internship. New wigs or lawyers looking for jobs can also take the hint and apply for jobs cos I will provide their emails.
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@Ada_nnempi
The two of them fit be culprit shaa.
I wouldn't infantilize a grown up woman who knows what she wants and is at the age of consent neither will I uphold a man who cheated and manipulated someone.
Both of them get fault.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
You didn't include the last one,
It was very evident that HE IS VERBALLY ABUSIVE TOO.
The fact that he cared for her and pampered her doesn't invalidate his Abusive act.
TWO TRUTHS CAN CO-EXIST!
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So I should leave where I'm hearing spirit filled songs like this and go to where they will set speaker and be disturbing people abi
Alot of catholic members worship idol
because Bible said “You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below”
It went on to say don’t “bow down to them” but they no dey hear
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@TheHabaneroChef
Lol what is this?
No man wants you to love him, he only want you to respect him! Every man knows no one loves them genuinely, they know they are only desirable as long as they provide value hence they prefer being respected than loved.
It's a simple analogy.
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@SirLeoBDasilva
Is it the one that happened in law school, I had to stay off campus cos her room was next to mine by my left and the guy she cheated with and continued dating was next to my room by my right
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This law business is very interesting. You fit dey manage your last 10k make person call you for meeting, pay you 3million make you file action for FHC.
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Oh lest I forget, refrain from buying any electronic goods from Elite Class Technology limited situated at Egbeda.
You go chop ceramics of you buy am.
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@Otunba_Alao
My 2hp ac, washing machine and mirror was gotten this way.
I never spend 1kobo in repairing it. But you see the 65 inches TV wey I buy from LG and the lontor rechargeable fan, two of them Don spoil within 5months of purchase. The worst part na the elepaq generator wey I Don
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I had a serious case in the court of appeal today on the land matter.
The case is between my clients and some Omo onile at Ikotun/ ìgandò Lagos state
My clients won in the High court on merits but sadly today we lost on appeal.
The decision of the Court of appeal says that
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So I realised that most Law undergrads can't make it to lagos, Abuja or PH to intern in good commercial law firms but they are Intereted in gaining practical knowledge in this field.
I think I would do a thread on how you can intern virtually in international law firms wherein
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Police station invite you on Friday and, you carry your two legs dey go 😂😂 be like say you wan do weekend for cell
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Shout out to those who voted ceec despite all odds u all re d best, you have taken her this far nd I'm sure she is very great full, may God take you places you only dream of going and thank you
@ceec_official
for giving us the double dose of wahala we paid for drama!!
#bbnaija
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@MariCeeCee98
Do you know how terrible yall sound that makes you think a reduction in population is a "bravo" moment and a time to push your gender agenda?
A reduction will increase the amount of people ageing in that country which will strain the welfare of the country, in turn, the
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When we were in law school, no one taught us about marketing, sales strategy and customer retention. Now, the major bulk of our practise is client management, client retention, sales and marketing as well as brand building.
It is very important to understand how
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@aminaebele
I have said this before and I will say it again the Births, Deaths, Etc (Compulsory) Registration' Act provides that you can do this.
Save your self from a dead beat spouse and court wahala. Give your child your name or your dad's name.
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Dear Law Students,
Law pavillion is hiring, plesse shoot your shot.
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@miss_ezeani
I wouldn't know if this is in Lagos but I call on
@BenHundeyin
@Lagosdsva
to look into this. And if not in Lagos, I call
@PoliceNG
to take a good look at this.
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@lxlxlyy
Women will be with you as long as you are on the top of the pyramid of those attracted to her. Once she sees someone better than you on all square with limited flaw, she will consider moving.
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In the spirit of technology, here are 5 AI tools that had helped me as a lawyer in serving my clients well.
Talk to book - Ask any question and get answers from a particular book with citation
- Make your images clearer most especially evidence
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@Djjamzy_
If marriage isn't an achievement, why all this grandeur like say na world cup opening them dey do?
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Dear Law School Aspirants,
Speaking of scholarships, this is a thread of Law School scholarship you should look out for.
This scholarships are important for 2023 law school aspirants who can't pay their law school fees.
PLS RT for other to see.
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@MsNwangwa
What people fail to understand is that relationship are peculiar to people's reality. If she had to pause to do something based off their understand and it worked for them - FINE. Your Parents, didn't pause and it was also fine for them.
People relationship dynamics differs
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Levelling up to another year of awesomeness, happy birthday to me!
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@ade_adeayo
He appeared on stage - didn't apologize, still went ahead to make statements as though he is doing Nigeria a favour by performing.
Werey!
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Dear Law student,
If you need help with your internship application please feel free to send me a DM.
I can help tailor your application.
Pls RT
law students need help with their internship applications ‼️
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Another firm that don't have clout like other "tier 1" law firms is T. O ORIMOBI LP.
They literally have branched all over the country with presence in places like Mahe, Sydney, London, New York, Accra, Ebene and J'bourg.
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So if lawyer no dey trend for twitter, ee mean say the law dey incompetent abi?
Na dust full your Brain
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@Oma_withlove
Lack of masculinity in relationships with women would lead to a draw back in authority.
Women thrive when they are with men who are more competent than themselves, however, in rare occasions, the love the woman have for the man makes the woman stay and care for the man and
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@Spotlight_Abby
I noticed that most people that rose to the top position in the corporate sector came in as NYSC intern or through the graduate trainee route.
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Getting a job at a tier 1 law firm.
I really tried but it wasn't working out, then I got into an in-house role in a multinational.
Well, I'm currently in a tier one and everything worked together for good.
What is one thing you really tried to get, that thing you went all out for but didn’t work out for you? Can you share?
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HONOURARY MENTIONS.
Tokunbo Orimobi LP
Adedeji & Owotomo Associates LLC
Gbenga Biobaku and Co
Aarndale Solicitors
Stren & Blan
Rickey Tarfa and Co
Pavestone Legal
Pistis Partners LLP
Blackwood and Stone
Deal HQ Partners
FAMSVILLE Solicitors
Probitas Partners.
Before the end of today, I want to do a checklist of tier 1 and 2 law firms where law students can apply for internship. New wigs or lawyers looking for jobs can also take the hint and apply for jobs cos I will provide their emails.
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I met with a friend that practised in Kogi state last year. He told me that he was employed by an SAN.
During employment, the SAN told him he was helping his life by employing him that he wouldn't pay him but give him 1k for appearance fees anytime he goes to court.
Young lawyers are going through a lot in the hands of their employers. They cannot even speak up about it.
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Lest I forget, we also facilitate the release of some protesters who were unlawfully arrested and detained in Panti.
After speaking to the commissioner of police, lagos state, we had a press conference wherein we addressed several issues as it relates to this protest.
In our address, we mentioned that the Commissioner of Police
@LagosPoliceNG
have ordered the immediate release of the
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Over the week, many law firms opened their "shops" for vacancy.
This is a thread containing OPPORTUNITIES/VACANCIES you may wish to apply for.
PLEASE RETWEET!
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Next year, I want to review CVs for new wigs and law school students, recommend internships and host another program that will bring HRs and young lawyers into forum for discussions, host the much awaited maritime conversation and drop nuggets on tech law.
So help me God!
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@Ada_di_ora_mma
They forget the world strives on competence.
Reducing the training doesn't reduce the cause of action. The action will still be stifling and detrimental hence you need some requisite skill to pull through.
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@MrOdanz
This is the absolute truth. One told me this morning that it's mandatory for a man to put in physical, financial and emotional contribution to a relationship but a woman will only do the same whenever she feels like.... I just deleted her number. Can't be me
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Paul Graham is funny sha.
Do you know how many times our lecturers used "panacea" as a theme in organising their workshops?
Everytime, for OBJ Hall - "law and nation building, a PANACEA for prosperity"
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@Adebayo_Ralph
I personally went to ikoyi prison with
@mayordeah_
and they I firmed us that they the above mentioned people were no more in the prison. However, they told us that Timothy eket and Stanley okezie were still in prison, but till today, they were yet to produce them.
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For lawyers.
When someone talks to you about his problem and wants you to solve it. Usually, they talk about how much you will charge, ask them specific questions to weigh how much to charge. After this, weigh their pocket. Give them two billings, the original one and the
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Dear Lawyers,
My friend and I will be having a session on Saturday, I will be discussing on regulatory advisory and compliance as well corporate finance structuring for tech start up.
If you are interested just send me a DM.
It's a free session for lawyers and non lawyers.
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Maybe I should organise a program for law school students in law school before they go for externship so that they can start navigating job applications etc. 🤔
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@iChopTweets
@_Oroboghene
Like!!!!!!
a married man get more respect from churches, clubs, parties and social gatherings than the single man.
Talk to a client and tell him you are a married man while negotiating, he will pay for the service at a higher unusual cost when compared to a single guy.
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One thing I'm grateful for is that I moved through all the relevant pages of law practise.
Started out as an in-house lawyer in a Multinational FMCG then I moved to a litigation and maritime firm. Currently, I'm doing Corporate Finance and Capital Market.
I'm glad!
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One day, SEC, CBN and Man o' war will come to this platform and warn you guys against protesting.
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@Morris_Monye
We are currently mobilising lawyers to go there. We need names from anyone who knows them.
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Vacancy! Vacancy!!
Hey guys, a friend just reached out to me that he is recruiting lawyers lagos and abuja who are experienced in the mining sector.
Requirement is 3-5yrs PQE with at least 2:1 from uni. He also mentioned that the salary is above quarter of a million.
PLS RT
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Templars is currently recruiting.
Send your cv if you want the role.
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@Wizarab10
Power is power.
In global politics, there is balance of power and balance of terror - balance of terror makes everyone maintain their lane.
N. Korea, Russia, China, isreal and USA are prime example
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