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Smallie Accountant but ACA. Previously did stuff @ipnxtweet and @PZcussons Nigeria. I would like to identify as egusi soup! Treasury Ops & Liquidity mgt.
I be Abaranje Boy!!!
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Womens day in my office, being celebrated woth different kind of goodies i just dey look.
When men day reach, they'll gather us and tell us it's okay to cry.
Okay.
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Abeg who knows any strong babalawo, i want to do jazz.
As i'm trekking let sanwolu be sweating.
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Privilege blinds.
I wish NYSC send you to Okemesi Ekiti, make i see how you go take do gigs for twitter without NEPA and an epileptic internet that comes on by 9am and goes off by 8pm.
A lot of you have never been anywhere, you just tweet stuff from your narrow view.
I once made a tweet on how i saved my entire alawee during my NYSC, people called it a bluff, i just look at them and laugh.
Even since i finished my NYSC, i never touch the money on my alawee account, the account is even locked till date.
Keep living anyhow and spend
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@gdm_mobile
@UmarBzv
Americans, thinking the world starts and end in the US.
Walmart ko, floormart ni
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@kvng_jahsbig
@nasthenonrapper
Lols, I don't think it requires intelligence sha. Just knowledge tht hitler was referred to as the fuhrer.
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We have videos of everything except private part dissapearance and people changing to yam.
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I wanted to become an Engineer, but i was placed in a commercial class based on my Junior Waec performance.
When i got home i cried my eyes out, my dad was the first person to ever call me a chartered accountant to comfort me that day
Thank you Jesus.
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Lmao, any picture you take of a problem anywhere in Africa can be mistaken to be any African country.
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On Christmas Day, December 25th 2022, an ASP popularly called Ayuba shot and killed a promising lawyer for no reason at all around Ajah. Upon all the shalaye that happened on that case, we have now stayed 9 months justice has still not prevailed. No update, nothing!
Mohbad's Demise: We Will Carry Out Diligent Investigation - FPRO
We extend our deepest condolences to the family, friends, and fans of late Ilerioluwa Oladimeji Aloba, known as Mohbad, who tragically passed away recently. We understand the concerns surrounding his untimely
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@SabenaOfLagos
10 times a day
300 times a month
3650/3660 times a year.
The dick everytime.
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@Kenneth_Monye
I literally had to do this. One time, NYSC paid alawee and i didn't know for like 2 days, because my phone was off.
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@pixel_savant
@Ezu_nig
@chibuzocartz
@imoteda
I served in Aramoko Ekiti. Nobody knows Beyonce there. The guys all knew Mohammed Salah.
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Now that GTbank is trending
I remember one time I went for interview at GTbank, one dude came for the interview in an orange tie and range socks. Baba still no get the job. 😂😂😂😂
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@lola_naomiade
Maybe he was married yesterday and he might be married tomorrow, but today he is single.
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@BLCKWD_
@NetflixNaija
@mikeafolarin
@genovevaumeh
@capt_elma
@InkblotPresents
@strongblacklead
@OlumideOworu
First ask yourself if we get highschool for naija
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I finally tasted lemonade today and what i can say is; when life gives you lemons throw the lemons away don't make any nonsense lemonade.
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@HQNigerianArmy
Dear Nigerian Army,
My iphone6 was taken by members of the Nigerian army around 6:40pm today Tuesday, April 3rd 2018. My crime was listening to music. I dont have much followers, but I would tweet this every morning i wake up for the rest of the year.
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Which day will bullion van fall and spill it's content?
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People will call this hate, but it isn’t, if your movie is set in 1993, the least you can do is try to get basics like this correctly.
I just knew it. They will still act rubbish
In 1993.
Soldiers were not using Toyota Hilux, but trucks
They used steel helmets, not ballistic helmets
They used pouch collars and not flak/frag jackets.
The civilians are not even dressed like it's 1993.
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No wonder if dey shoot me once i don die be that. I dey compete with people wey dey spend money buy weapons. 😭😭😭😭
una dey really use 30k buy gun for COD??
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I just remember one gist. One day we just dey lodge oh, some guys stroll inside say dem be Nepa officials say we dey owe NePA bill for 6 months. Omo, i nearly die for laugh.
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I did not see on single APC supporter telling her she needs to learn self control here.
If GRV tweeted half of this now, they will turn counsellor on self control.
Twitter for double standards.
Maybe that is why you have remained stagnant and un progressive , retrogressively “ disobedient “, and laboring in vain because all you ve ever laid your hands on is by the grace of the devil you worship . Mr 83 followers
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@MR_IDAHOSA
@olorikennymiles
I hope you have stopped? Because, you've been spreading falsehood.
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@iamteleyem
When i was serving, i used to withdraw the while 19k once because we don't even have a bank where i was serving.
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I'm at at wedding and the MC called the friend of the groom and the friend of the bride to raise 20k. The guy did it in 2 seconds, the ladies couldn't do it in over 5 minutes. The guys still had to bail them.
I remembered that tweet from last week or so.
It's true as fuck.
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When Areola is trending, but it's not the Areola you're interested in.
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When you move to babes who do these kind of things online, what do you sincerely expect to get? Sincerely?
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@b1ackpope
@antigravitylity
@funmss__
Lmaoo. Some of you don't realize the gravity of the amount you're quoting.
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End sars - no video
No fuel part 1 - no video
Asuu strike - no video
No fuel promax - no video
No money - no videos
Inflation rise - no video
Dollar scarcity - no video
This set of leaders no nothing about governance, they are just interested in being in power and milking us
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@aproko_doctor
Nigerians are funny. They'll meet a toilet locked from inside, but will still knock for confirmation.
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@i_am_Daniel04
@itzbasito
Photocopy?
Wedding day?
Street credibility?
Bros where you dey live before 2016?
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This year. With this new administration and Nigeria Economy. I'm ready. Let them bring buckets.
I'll cry them a River.
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Any Nigerian film that has high school, i no dey watch. We no get high school for Nigeria. Tell us real Nigerian stories.
Priscilla Ojo and Eni Adeoluwa in the first look at 'All of Us', an upcoming high-school series that marks Adeoluwa's producing debut.
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@Bhadgehcocoo
It's not all of them that vibrate.
Some are set to:
Ring only
Vibrate and ring
Vibrate before ring
Vibrate only
Silence mode.
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@Homalicha12
@Zhidubem
@kusssman
@TheAjibolaGrey
I just ratioed you. There's nothing you can do about it.
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@Akinman23
@DavidHundeyin
@Stephystorms
Your pastor saud it was 5g.
Please it's not the same ss this.
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So, you posted a picture on your WhatsApp status, OK.
Now your friend made a screenshot of you status and uploaded it on her own status..Still nice.
Then you now screenshot your friends status of a screenshot of your own status and post on your status.
Ya mad
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@Tomsthegirl
@Mbahdeyforyou
You tweeted this by 3am. Come back when day break and read am again.
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FFK does not need maturity.
It is GRV and his wife that needs maturity. This is the hypocrisy they've been telling you guys you stink of.
Gbadebo and his wife need proper media handlers. The social immaturity that seeps out through their tweets every time is unnecessary and avoidable
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One way is to do the maths of her income and what she uses also factor in what she always says she wants - factor her family wealth into it. She dey earn 80k, family dey rent house for Magboro she dey talk of vacation abroad.
Numbers don't lie - most of the times.
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@Omoipt
@gtbank
@gtbank_help
@cenbank
Time of transaction: 00:00. This guys are badass. I hope this is resolved. If na me i go follow GTB resume tomorrow morning by 7:45am with my mattress.
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You know the country is fucked when sugar daddy dey find sugar mummy.
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@AntyLade
@SEzekwesili
It is highly needed. She's not calling out davido. She is calling out NCDC. Thousands of Nigerians have been denied testing but they go ahead to test 32 people who did not show any symptoms.
This is not the time to be being a celebrity fan, please think about yourself first.
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@Riqueza_cakes
Please use the @ button. We need to expose every single one of them as much as possible. What nonsense behavior.
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@OlamideFawole
@Mochievous
What makes nairaland superior is the information that it has. People will always choose substance over form, nairaland is rich in substance and has extremely useful information on basically anything you can think about in Nigeria.
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This is the only accepted way to drag.
Come with full receipts and efficiently use the @ button to tag everyone involved.
It's the weekend.
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Aproko doctor will not be happy with my choice.
If you are to remove 1 thing from this table, what are you removing?
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@FaithorFaith
Lol. You are funny as hell. I don't have time to waste. If you have money to waste let's stake N1m each and I'd find indigenes who will tell you internet in 2015 opens by 9am and goes down by 8pm that's Glo that has 3G, the Mtn was only bringing edge and Airtel was nonexistent.
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Eating amala with spoon makes the amala tasteless.
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@TayeWest2
@gdm_mobile
@UmarBzv
Did i not buy the phone and pay for the internet with my money? Mumu.
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@thatYORUBAneega
@DavidSB4_
@Bull0fjohn
You are the one capping bro. The best of Samsung beats the best if iPhones everytime and it's not close.
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I'll take the security of a rich family over the security of a monthly paycheck. Almost all the guys who made it big did it on the security of a rich family. You can afford to try and take high risk, high reward paths knowing if you fail you have a financially supportive family.
Been betting on myself since 2012. Never had a 9-5 and crafted whatever it is I am now out of nothing. Never known the security of a monthly paycheck. It’s not easy. Hasn’t been easy. But I’m still here.
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