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If you’re a manufacturer of sports bras or women’s bathing suits, I’m begging you: sew the pads in or just don’t include them. I’m tired.
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I found the secret to supporting Elizabeth Warren while simultaneously not being mad at AOC for endorsing Bernie. It’s called being a fucking adult. I recommend it!
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@gin__erso
Love to spend five minutes placing them, put the top on and find out they’ve bunched up in the process
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@hannibalsexwife
Why work from home if you’re not leaving to go shopping at 2 pm on a Thursday
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@Liiiiissssaaa_
I prefer to keep them for the coverage but they’re so annoying WHY NOT JUST SEW THEM IN why must we play these silly games
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@Tzipshmil
@markos
Am I disappointed? Sure. But she’s a smart woman who knows what she’s doing and is allowed to make her own decisions.
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My real account was in twitter jail when I tweeted this but I’m free now! Please follow my main account
@lisasaurstomp
for more mediocre political takes and also cute dog pics.
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I don’t really know how to say this but today is Boomer’s last day here with me. We found out he has bladder cancer and he’s in pain. So I’ll be saying goodbye to him tonight. Thank you all for loving my sweet boy.
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This graphic just came up in a presentation I’m watching and it is truly the perfect encapsulation of what it’s like to work in corporate America
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I give it 3 months before she comes out as maga
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@KayteaR17
Love too rail about the crumbling of our democracy while simultaneously shrieking about a grown woman making her own democratic choices
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Everyone responding “it’s a generational thing, it was just a compliment” no it’s not, he is a pervert who is sexualizing a child and should be sent to the dick guillotine
Old man in the waiting room this morning said to my four year-old daughter, “wow you’re going to be a problem at 16.”
Apart from violence, what’s the proper response to let old dudes know how creepy and inappropriate that is to say?
Also… SIXTEEN?
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Was at a liberal coffeeshop when the news broke, Fix You by Coldplay was playing over the speakers and everyone started crying until a small child stood up and said “Joekanda forever” and then we all burst into wild applause
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He is absolutely as dumb as we thought, it’s just that the bar has sunk through the floor and is currently working its way through the molten core of earth’s interior
George W. wasn’t as dumb as we thought. He sounds like a goddamn intellectual compared to what we have today.
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“When they go low we call them couch fuckers” OKAY TIM I SEE YOU
Walz on Vance: "I can't wait to debate the guy...that is if he's willing to get off the couch and show up."
[crowd loses it's shit]
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Otis tried out a new groomer today and all I can say is…my boy…look how they massacred my boy 😅😭
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Someone demanded his treats (medicine) earlier than usual this morning, and now it’s the normal treat dispensing time and he is positively bamboozled as to what the problem is
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Shes sitting next to me because she’s glad I’m home but I’m not allowed to touch her because she’s mad at me for leaving
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My friend is on a safari in Uganda just posted this pic and I cannot stop laughing, looney tunes head-smashed-in-a-door ass antelope
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After 14 years I just learned today that Frank will absolutely wreck my shit for salt and vinegar potato chips
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True Life: I got high and now I’m crying at how cute he looks in this picture
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He went peacefully and quickly. I think he was ready. He would have forced himself to go on forever if I let him, but he deserved to rest. Hug your babies extra tonight.
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I’m not sure I believe that she was “unaware” it had a squeaker but nevertheless, Aunt
@gin__erso
and Cousin Peebs were so sweet to gift Otis with his very own lambchop. It made me smile and it made him very violent and murderous.
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Does anybody have any recommendations for activity/puzzle toys for Otis? I’m worried about him getting lonely and bored now that he’s by himself 😭
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Walking Otis by himself has been really hard this week, but so many people I see every morning have stopped to ask me about Boomer and then said such nice things when I tell them, it’s so sweet and it does help a little.
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I’m almost never on camera during work calls but today my boss said “I need to gossip real quick” and I have never hit that camera on button faster in my life
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Help, I found this sweet boy in my complex. He has a collar but no tag or microchip. He’s very sweet but I can’t let him in my house and it’s too hot for him to be outside for long. Animal control won’t take him. What do I do???
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It happened to me: I watched someone in my neighborhood absolutely destroy the outside of their multimillion dollar house
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Bf insists that TSA precheck isn’t worth it/doesn’t save much time meanwhile I went through security, waited in line and ordered coffee and he’s still fighting his way through the peasant line 😏
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Can someone please help me solve the mystery of who left wet tongue prints all over my office chair
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As summer begins, the goatpig has been stripped of his camouflage.
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These are the “nachos” Malik made for his restaurant’s happy hour special tonight I am in awe
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REUNITED! This sweet hunk of a man is named Menace and he lives in my complex but never walks here so I didn’t recognize him. Menace is now home and can pee on his owners’ floor instead of mine 🥴
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I made my therapist cry today is this some kind of new unlocked achievement
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Unions are important so when your boss tells you to put on a cow costume and stand outside in 110 degree weather you can tell him to fuck off
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You’re probably looking at this thinking that based on the thumbnail you can guess what happens here and I’m here to tell you no, no you cannot
I just need ONE person to come and look at this promotional ad for durags on Amazon 😭
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Crazy day at work, delayed reaction/very painful stress acne currently taking over my face, rough therapy session, my vet just called to tell me Boomer’s ashes are ready
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I’m feeling salty today
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Another day, another attempt by me to pry a dead bird out of Boomer’s mouth, except this time he chomped so hard on my finger he broke the skin so I guess welcome to the new strain of bird flu I’m about to experience
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Hot tip for retailers: if you’re going to hang shit like this in your dressing rooms, maybe consider carrying more than XS-L 🥰💖
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Shoutout to my boy Otis, who just threw up on the dog bed despite being mere inches away from tile 🫡
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Just thinking that if my almost 70-year-old Mormon mother can get me into Pose, watch Paris is Burning before me and be excited when I tell her about Legendary, y’all can stop hiding behind religion or age as an excuse for bigotry
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Well folks, looks like I’m here permanently now. If I find out who narced on me for an old joke tweet, I will [redacted]
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I want to whine for a second about how the heat wave news always leaves out mention of Arizona. Just because it’s hot a lot here doesn’t mean these heat waves don’t suck for us too! And we have to deal with 110+ for weeks at a time. Please let us be part of the pity party.
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What’s fun is when you have an appliance repairman over and you keep hearing him mumble “oh shoot” and “uh oh” anyway guess who gets to replace her fridge a few months before she moves to a new house
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I learned today that I have gained 1.5 lbs of muscle in the past month, Ilona Maher please notice me
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I just bought some electrolyte supplements and uh, not feeling great about the vibes here?
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So my IT knowledge begins and ends at “turn it off then turn it back on” but I feel like having everything on a single system so that one fuckup can take down basically everything in the whole world is…bad, no?
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Can I say something —
JUST IN: Debby is now a Category 1 hurricane, in one of the most peculiar satellite presentations I have seen in a hot minute...
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All the truck fuckers with giant LET’S GO BRANDON flags hanging off their truck beds must be scrambling
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Boyfriend went mountain biking this morning and I’ve never been happier that I didn’t go
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@gin__erso
A hospice nurse occasionally pops up on my tiktok and she says the majority of her patients experience visitors. But they’re always happy occasions and help the person feel at peace about their transition. Sounds like grandpa popped in to say hi.
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I’d point out that despite my childless status I still pay taxes that fund your salary but you would have had to actually win an election for that to be true so do the world and favor and crawl back under the rotten log you came from
Political leaders should have children. Certainly they should at least be married. If you aren’t running or can’t run a household of your own, how can you relate to a constituency of families, or govern wisely with respect to future generations? Skin in the game matters
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Have an appt to talk to the vet about Boomer’s pain management and now Frank has started pulling out clumps of her own fur (pretty sure is thyroid related), having senior pets is like a game of whack a mole. I exist in a constant state of stress and near financial ruin.
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I bought a refurb iPad Mini yesterday (from the trunk of a guy’s car in a Ross parking lot, as one does) and setup is officially complete
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@clapifyoulikeme
*crawls out of the replies, exhausted and soaking wet with goo, holds this tweet up*
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Well my boss just texted me that I’m getting a promotion and a 14% raise, today is a real roller coaster????
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Just when I think I’ve got a handle on what my (very large) company does, I scroll through our brand-approved icon library and now I’ve got some follow-up questions
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Dropped off my primary ballot wearing a shirt absolutely covered in animal hair, JD just felt a chill run down his spine
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How is it fair that in addition to being world class athletes every single one of these women is a fucking smokeshow
As the
#Olympic2024
comes to an end, let’s take a look at some of our favourite athletes👀✨
A thread. ✨
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You call one person who thinks feminism is a cancer a “dumb bitch”
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At the gym this morning one woman told another “you look tired!” and the way she just deadpanned “ok” and stared at the her until she apologized…she has my undying allegiance
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The scariest person I ever encountered was the woman on my 11 hour flight from Johannesburg to London who sat perfectly upright and still the entire time. No headphones, no book. Wearing jeans. She is too powerful for this world.
there is a not-insignificant subset of men who are "rawdogging" flights — no entertainment, no headphones, just watching the flight map for 8+ hours (bonus points if you don't pee or eat). i spoke to some for
@GQMagazine
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@johnsemley3000
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I lived in the area/knew a girl who worked there and oh my god the dramaaaaa after all this happened was a sight to behold.
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Is anyone else really fucking tired of Batman movies yet my god
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My company updated their device security policy so in order to be able to access my work accounts on my phone it forced me to delete TikTok and I’m sure the absolute physical revulsion and anxiety I feel is not a sign of anything bad
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