Me: Hey brain, do the thing. Make the coffee work. Brain: Best I can do is offer some Metallica lyrics, and maybe a memory from 2014 if I can talk to an old buddy first.

@CurtisWenis I really truly prefer the other place. But I still peek in here once in a while.

@CurtisWenis @mushmouthian @thereisnojayjay He’s not very bright

@mushmouthian @thereisnojayjay Does it keep you up at night knowing that your parents change the subject when you come up in conversation?

@thereisnojayjay Someone watched a hallmark movie and got an idea to get attention

@thereisnojayjay It’s been annoying since it started, but it’s so much worse now

@Xyl0c41n3 💜💜

@CurtisWenis Aww you look like a department store mannequin wished to become a real boy

@thereisnojayjay I wonder if she saw a video of them swimming. It’s unnerving

@SighFieri Oh dang, so close! Finish line in sight.

@CurtisWenis @thereisnojayjay You know Wenis, for a brief second I missed your pint-sized presence on the other site. But thank you, you’ve made that fleeting thought vanish. Dry up, one might say.

@thereisnojayjay DAMN

@ShihTzuSnuggles Added you 👍

@FrancineHibiscs I fuckin love pickle juice and this worked really well 😆

@yestervegh The place that posted about them makes them look 100x better 😆 I know what I would tinker with mine to change but man they were good

@thereisnojayjay Oh nooo

@ImmortanSchmo Me too! I saw a post from a restaurant and got obsessed lol

@itsluckypurr Thank you!

@Benoit_Ballss @crawf34 Good god