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@SighFieri

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Co-Host of @RoundingDown , #NHLBruins Puck-Cuck™️, #BLM , 🇵🇸

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Joined May 2011
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Roofers are back today which means their foreman BEANS is also back!
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Have you ever met a man? What a foolish thing to say.
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Idc how fine you are no guy is driving 45 minutes to see you.
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As a very special @311 day treat, you all get 2 pictures of me from High School in all my 311 glory. #311Day
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@coffinsneeze Beans has never worked a day in his life because he loves what he does.
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Can’t believe they let us be adults!
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Mountain Dew Possum tattoo by @corijamestattoo at Love You Tattoo in Boulder, CO via @tattoosnob on IG
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@SighFieri
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She agreed to marry me even though I can’t read out loud! May the good lord have mercy on her soul.
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Welp
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A thing dudes who when looking at them you can tell have probably struggled with weight for most of their lives probably don't enjoy being called by colleagues: -Big Guy
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Please do not speak to me or my ice cream child ever again.
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On this day long ago, I was born. Thank you for reading this tweet.
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I have been saving this for a few months for when I was celebrating getting a new job. I am very happy and I wish nothing but the best to each and every one of you.
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Do you think my wife will like the wrapping paper I picked out for her birthday gift?
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This dude waited till the day AFTER Valentine's Day to approach my wife in her office. Mr. Steal yo girl.
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Absolute 👑 shit
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When I say “for the culture” this is what I mean.
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Beer is for everybody. No exceptions. “Even Gayer” — our first ever Light American Lager — drops tomorrow (Friday) on tap and cans to go. And we have the merch to go with it. A portion of proceeds from sales of this beer and merch go to gay4good. This rules!
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This is what you get after successful completion of the Alpha Male Bootcamp, I can’t imagine how proud these dudes family and friends must be!
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Did you know that Fred Durst was legit in the navy? “I keep rowin’ rowin’ rowin’ whattttt??!?”
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Kid: Mom, can we go see the new Fast & Furious movie? Mom: We have Fast & Furious at home. The Fast & Furious at home:
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My wife’s restaurant is doing a friends and family event tonight in preparation for opening tom after being closed since August. Her and her staff have worked so so hard to get things back up and running. The energy and happiness amongst them is palpable! I’m so stoked for them.
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I thought you all should know that my mother texted me to wish me a happy @311 day.
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Oh this was easy, I have $100 left! TF.
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Just remember when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to:
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Happy @311 day to all those who celebrate.
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A friend of mine who's my age went to her 20 year high school reunion yesterday. I was thinking about my graduating class and how no group of assholes assembled has ever made me feel more unwelcome then or since. Can't think of a room i'd like to be in less. No thanks.
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Masks were put back on immediately after this was taken. Football is back though!!
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Today I learned that Opossums don’t play dead on purpose, it’s because they get so scared that they pass out. This made me really sad.
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What idiot called it Chapter 11 instead of Chapter 3-11... Woahhhhhh Amber is the color of your Bankruptcyyyyy
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Who’s ready for hockey season? THIS FKN GUY!
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WTF did my wife order?
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First time griller, long time chiller.
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That look when your dinner isn’t for another hour and 18 minutes but you’re hungry now.
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My mom sent me this picture of me with her and my dad that I have never seen before. I have very few pictures of me with both of my parents. This makes me feel so many things. My parents divorced when I was 3 and my dad was in and out of my life till he passed when I was 12.
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We find out 11 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
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what do you guys think would be the worst/dumbest ending for stranger things?
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My mother exclusively ate gas station hot dogs while pregnant with me.
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Mother’s diet could determine a baby’s facial features in the womb: new study
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Just here to bless your TL and let you know your boy out kicked his coverage BIG TIME.
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Fully vaxxed, waxed, and ready for #SandwichCuckSummer
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@inthefade Add it to brownie mix.
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Roadrunner has by far the best layout of any venue in Boston, the sound is also really great. Really impressed.
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Finally, someone REASONABLE weighs in!
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John Hinckley, who spent decades in prison after attempting to kill President Ronald Reagan in a “love offering” for Jodie Foster, said today that people are being weirdos about Sydney Sweeney. "It's getting to be a bit much." Source:
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My dear friend @JP_Pumpkininny was in a documentary for something that has hit each and every one of us in one way or another. He’s even in the trailer, listen to the way he says “that’s disgusting” such conviction. What a lawyer, what a human! Love you bud. Go watch this doc.
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"They should be changing their behaviors, not the rules." The two-part @HBO original documentary #CrimeoftheCenturyDoc premieres May 10 at 9PM on @HBOMax .
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What dumb MF convinced me that grad school was a good idea for 2024? It's me, I'm the dumb MF. Haven't thought about APA format in 9 years, send help.
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MODERNA 💉 GANG
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You guys I’m getting married tomorrow!!! Wedding gifts can go towards $SighFieri on the cash app if you’re feeling generous ❤️❤️❤️
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Reposting an important reminder
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Eddie Van Mailin’
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@SighFieri
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A lot of grief, a lot of love. I carry your heart with me I carry it in my heart I am never without it Anywhere I go you go.
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Rest in Parmasean
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Italian man crushed to death under falling cheese wheels
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One perk of working from home is no one judges me for having a meatball station.
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I was walking past a coworkers office and he yelled “hey paisan want some meatballs??” and I truly thought he was fucking with me but he has a meatball station set up in his office?
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Saw this out in the wild today…
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I texted my wife with some important news, she replied with "I AM WORKING RIGHT NOW, I DON'T CARE THAT YOU SAW A CAT ON THE INTERNET NAMED HISSY ELLIOTT." I'm shook.
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It’s absolutely batshit to wear one glove to smoke a cigarette right? Ahhh hold on let me get my smoking glove on, ah that’s the stuff.
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3+ years of being as careful as possible and finally Covid19 caught up with me. 0/10 would not recommend.
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I am sitting in the cuck chair while my wife gets tattooed & a 25 y.o. white dude getting tattooed near her saying unhinged shit. “When I was dating that stripper and the Albanian mob was after me.” He’s said “that’s fire” 100x & “when you were going through it with your shorty.”
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Someone's mad a goth girl won't fuck them.
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All official @RoundingDown podcast meetings take place here now @CHIDSPIN
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My wife did this to me, but check out my 80s thrash metal hair growth progress mannnnn. “Your hair it’s everywhere.” - Dashboard Confessional
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What do you call a classic rock guy dealing with fertility issues? Thin Jizzy. TY.
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Your boy installed a garbage disposal today… and it works! Can I get a W?
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Why does she need to be in danger to sing the national anthem?
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Finally found my wife a vaccine appt, posting the W on the TL.
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*slow heavy breathing* New Balance 580 GORE-TEX 'KOMBU BLACK' Do I treat myself?
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Do you suffer from allergies? Have you tried Claritin D™(eez) Nuts?
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My wife is getting new glasses today, does anyone know a good divorce lawyer? When she gets a good look at me i'm done!
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Bb girl is out of surgery and groggy but doing well.
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On this day in history 37 years ago Mr. & Mrs. CHID Sr. welcomed into this world a little baby tough person bad person, a short 19 years later Mr. CHID Sr gave that boy a sex talk, and now you're here wishing him a HBD! WISH MY FRIEND @CHIDSPIN THE HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS PLS & TY
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It's finally here, they day of @CHIDSPIN 's birth! A lot of people helped out with these 3 surprises for you! HBD CHID! EVERYONE WISH CHID A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. A cameo that a ton of people chipped in for, too many to ask a star to name!! Surprise #1 (NSFW):
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Tell me you wanted to name your business “Morning Wood” without telling me you wanted to name your business “Morning Wood.”
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A husband was bitching at his wife in the grocery store and she goes “what are you gonna do, call the meat police on me?” Man that guy got burned to a crisp in the middle of so many people 😂😂
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Gong hei fat choy y’all!!!
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@RaxKingIsDead Do you think when they tell Kyle they’ll include the part where they screamed and held each other or will Kyle get a different version?
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@_TyAnderson In an ultimate heel turn the Golden Knights sign UFA Patrice Bergeron who’s family fell in love with Vegas when they were there for the ASG.
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Oh babyyyyyyyyy youuuuuuuuu
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Who is about to be the most comfortable person on their flight? IT ME!
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You know I keep that thang on me …
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My loving wife posted this in her IG story, it’s nice to be appreciated. 🙏 #blessed
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My cousin got me Pit Viper sunglasses, now that’s coooool
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It fits, she sits.
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How the hell did Jimmy Fallon get that brief spot in ‘Band of Brothers’ did someone owe him a favor? Almost ruined the whole series for me!
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Telling my kids this was the hit film 'Superbad'
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Can I get an opening day can check?
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Vacation Sigh is here for the painkillers.
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Bands making a big deal of their last show and playing again with a couple years is exhausting.
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Hey y’all, I am doing a holiday fundraiser for PP of South Texas. I’ve set a modest goal I’m hoping to beat. If you can spare a few bucks please consider donating. I’m going to be doing my best to match the initial goal. Please RT for me, love you all.
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Yooooo @jessethetree401 thanks for keeping me company in 2023 baby boy.
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Since I refused to drive down to Philly so @CHIDSPIN could give me my wedding present (spray me with a hose) I went out in hurricane like weather and bad my wife take photo evidence for CHID since he sent me my wedding gift in the mail. Thanks bud, now I’m all wet as a gift.
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My brother in space travel, why are you wearing 3 watches?
@TheRealBuzz
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#Apollo11 launch day, 54th anniversary. 🇺🇸🚀🌛 Steak and eggs today celebrating in style at home with my Anca.
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It’s just a candle but thank you.
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@SighFieri @bathtub_book_ Incredible! This is fantastic! I'm thrilled! Congratulations! 🎉
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A baby holding story in two photos... my wife made fun of me in photo 2 after I asked her to take photo 1. (Posting for baby clout...) my niece is so smol though.
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Like none of you have added an inch or two in the description. SMDH.
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Foot long coney my ass!
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My wife went to Hawaii on vacation with her family and she brought me home a trophy because I’m such a good husband. The bigger the trophy the better the husband they say. Lighter for scale.
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Ask me about my
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I live on a street where the speed limit is 25 and people do 60, needless to say we don’t get trick or treaters. Year 3 of me getting candy “just in case” and my wife finally said I’m on to you…get a small bag.
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It’s like you’re damned if you Mountain Dew and damned if you Mountain Don’t.
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