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@AKBrews
Methinks that lady with the most hideous roots, bleach fried hair, and a shirt that shows off her beer belly has no business calling anyone trashy.
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@MileyEdition
@crazyclipsonly
What’s crazy is that they don’t just offer a fair delivery fee to avoid all this nonsense
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@GoodReddit
Yeah. My phone has malware too. I know because my posts are bangers in my own head, but then when I type them out and share them nobody likes them.
Hey. It's me. My phone's the problem, not me.
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@GoodReddit
I’m sorry doctor, I’m not interested in talking about my broken leg until we address the fact that there is a skeleton living inside me
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@crazyclipsonly
Everyone needs to increase their following distance. Kinda demonstrates it’s a really widespread problem
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@mike27356894
@InternetH0F
Some people are just learning about this now from this Twitter post Mike. Not all things in your Twitter feed will be perfectly suited to your tastes or existing knowledge.
Best you can do is keep scrolling in your feed and like and share content that you are interested in to
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@ShitpostGate
This isn't cringe, weird, or a shitpost. I'm happy to see my dude enjoying getting buff
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@charliekirk11
Some humans who have lost their mothers find mothers day hard. Seems like a small, thoughtful gesture to me 🤔
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@scomma
@thechosenberg
That's an interesting perspective, I wonder if that was her intention. I don't think it was helpful
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@gazpachomachine
"Rejection is a tool we use to calibrate our hearts" - that's actually really clever
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@elonmusk
This is an asinine take on indigenous issues. "Natives" really shouldn't be lumped into one big bag that includes the Aztecs of central Mexico all the way up to the Innuit of Nunavut.
These were many distinct nations with their own cultures, languages and even ethnic makeup.
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@randysharpswife
@raincarousel
I think you should stop calling yourself a follower of Christ and show us with your actions because you're not following the same teachings I learned.
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@MabZTweet
@InternetH0F
Would making another vape to get you off this vape be too much? Just brainstorming product ideas over here…
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@weirddalle
she saved him from being one of those people that leaves the plastic on something for 30 years
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@JohnSmithNew2
@stillgray
Yeah, it’s no big deal that people are incentivized to do this instead of productive work 🤨 give your head a shake
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@cringestposts
How supremely evil do you have to be to break up with someone where they physically cannot get away from you?
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@PicturesFoIder
Good environmental stewards? Absolutely.
But don't go mixing up litter and the climate, they're really two seperate things.
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@ask_aubry
Can always reduce domestic violence rates by completely redefining what domestic violence is
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@NoCapFights
I think two things:
On one hand it absolutely is difficult to raise a kid with autism.
On the other hand, not blasting your iPad in public is an important skill to learn. Not making an effort to communicate and encourage socially acceptable behaviour, you are failing your child
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@ask_aubry
I encountered a dude on Twitter last week that thought that tampons were sexual objects and had no business being in washrooms
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@tigerstrom87
@langerkackname
@Digital_InSaner
@NoCapFights
Grease? Copper anti seize. You don't grease wheel lugs
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@ChrisMOASS
@LibertyCappy
school shootings are almost always suicide missions, so with that in mind - which sign is going to stop the man with a death wish?
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@LayahHeilpern
The biggest scam in the western world is the continuous assumption that your choices are restricted down to false dichotomies like these.
I pick neither way - because they’re both trash
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@hahr8269
@Earth_Updates
Thank god the pineapple isn’t on the pizza though. It should remove easily with no leftover residue or taste
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@hankgreen
Basically the current system except today you can eventually collect enough tokens to buy your way out
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@ask_aubry
"whether you're a bad person or not I don't want to date you anymore" should be the response
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@NoCapFights
It’s exactly what I do if it was the only tool I had and it wouldn’t loosen by hand. Can’t apply any more force than your weight
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@mike27356894
@LocalBateman
When you try to out-Mike Mike but then he ends with a wholesome truth
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@reece_brah
@jzux
This man will be chasing 18-22 year-olds until the only ones interested are >60 years old.
All is well - we have a way of making our own hell, I hope you enjoy it 😊
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@_marionette2_
@vampire_fairyy
@sevenkgs
Why would anyone want to eat a hard-boiled egg that was boiled a week ago? 🤢
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@Rainmaker1973
@PETA
be like - yeah, but have you considered that billions of masquitos tragically lose their lives every year? 😢
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@txlightskin
@obamaspubichair
There is such a thing as standards. If you don’t want to date someone like that then that’s your prerogative
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@ParthicusMax
@MileyEdition
@crazyclipsonly
Doesn’t seem fair that the service should even allow someone to
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@elonmusk
@vkhosla
@realDonaldTrump
@GovWhitmer
@GovernorShapiro
I guess I would feel that way too if I sunk millions of dollars into supporting a candidate. You are transparent and disgusting at that
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@JustStop_Oil
you were supposed to inspire action on climate change - instead, what you're truly doing is turning the people against each other.
And once you've successfully done that to completion - good luck surviving let alone doing anything about climate change.
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@fuzzymittens
"thanks for the suggestion, I will run that by (insert name of supervisor)"
One time I saw someone trying to tell a C level exec what to do and he told him to submit it to the feedback form at the end of his slideshow 😂
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@NicholasVerola
@abbythelibb_
they probably don't want you to think that they think that you're ugly 🤷🏽♀️ because some people are empathetic, you know?
I can't imagine how difficult it is to be ugly inside and out 🥴
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@weirddalle
And then when you hear the origin story it makes sense - the tire company wanted you to drive long distances to eat at fancy restaurants and wear out your tires
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@lavern_spicer
@StormyDaniels
I ask myself every day why I have to look at Lavern Spicer's tweets - but alas, she's still here. Like the useless "committeewoman" she is 🤷🏼♀️
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@AyoolaMatthee
@PicturesFoIder
I’m sure the older siblings do lend a hand, and I’m sure that the experience is valuable. Better than spending hours on an iPad, no?
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Every god damn time
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@ask_aubry
Can anyone out there help pin my bills down on some poor sap? I'm not married but surely there's someone out there I can try to pass them on to
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@bbnomula
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