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@XivTroy
How is that " artsy friends of your doing? Say halo to her...she seems like a great friend
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@DailyMonitor
BUT it is clear that all this is to provide juicy jobs to the relatives and friends. You will be suprised to look at the salaries and the region they come from
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@francis_isano
@KagutaMuseveni
Well played
@oledo
Samuel. I bet your CV is not bigger for a Juicy position with the establishment. The sad bit is, you have dragged the whole medical fraternity into this confusion of a sty where you are looking out for your selfish interests. I hope you get your care from
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@cristianwaniaye
Naye nga..this Jama gave us some dope hits... I hope he is well wherever he is.
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@DrSerunjogiEmma
Goes back to educate men....do not "kaam" in everyone with leg.... put some respect to the kids you are to sire by choosing a sensible human for their mother
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@kirya_ug
I realise that at this age...most of our zzeyis nolonger get satisfaction from what we consider good. Get a weekend off and visit her in her village... twaala akanyama omole olugaambo naye. Bwaaba ka beer kamukolera..mufunileyo nga ziizo. The same things in life...
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@ekiggundu
@BbegMedia
Dude was at that age in life when it dawns on you that you may not achieve the ideals you envisioned while you were younger.
You have to decide to make your old age a little comfortable atleast. Kinda understand him baambi
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@UgEquityBank
Why do you people still open accounts with these fellas? Similar stories have been around for years now
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@aliza_pearl
The real truths said without even saying a thing. I have a feeling the Editor has already been called and intimidated
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@pmukasaofficial
Expensive is relative. I learnt that back in the day when i frequented these Kla night hangouts and realised that my month's salary can not pay for some people's Friday(NOT WEEKEND) outing... and yes, i am among the 1% of Ugandans if we are to go by BoU numbers
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@UCC_Official
But..if you have my biometrics... why do I have to wait for a lost ID or even go for the original??? The database is there...let them just scan my prints to confirm it is me
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@DailyMonitor
Pre-primary:2 years
Primary: 7 years
0 -level: 4 years
A-level: 2 years
Undergraduate : 5 years
Internship: 1 year
Postgraduate: 3 years
Fellowship: 1-3 years
After about 25 years of someone's life... the academic high achiever gets into a cut throat speciality like Anesthesia,
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@DailyMonitor
Is this the same chaos that
@AAgather
was asking for clarification from him and he gaslightighted?
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@UGLawyer
The issue is..just like the 1 hit song curse...when an actor becomes a legend in one movie/series... the viewers print that character and expect the same in all the others. Imagine T-bag as a priest??? Guba teguggwa
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@EdnaKanyesigye
It came off as those "i don't eat chicken but only take chicken soup" kinda submissions.
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@AKasingye
@micc7ug
@AllanSseky
Let the living learn to live humbly with honor. You can fault those treated bad celebrating when the perpetrators die. Shall we all die..that isna given...BUT for your tormentor going fast is a relief as you wait for your turn.
Bottomline, ensi tebemazaamu while you have power
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@BalaamAteenyiDr
@DanKimosho
@978KazoFM
@Parliament_Ug
@GCICUganda
@GenWamala
You see,in functional systems... you don't have to tag a whole minister. The system just works. BUT you know you support a dysfunctional one and this is inevitable
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@DenzelUG
Naye who isn't? By the looks of things, fena tukuba gwa "nsiimbi" just that some are Pro and others beyiiya. Some are retailers, wholesellers and the goated are international..BUT the bottom line, sh!T is all transactional at the basic level. Means of transaction is what differs
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@DrSerunjogiEmma
BUT again...what if it were you??? Don't you want to be closer to success? Ebiintu byakubaza!!!!
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@DrSerunjogiEmma
... and, not every fibroid needs to get out. Women out there get so much worries and some times end up being put under the knife 🔪 for no real reason
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@sebukomojulius
@AAgather
Now... your job is to look into those others you know and come here with or without evidence. Otherwise, you are just loud for nothing
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@missnozipho
@drtlaleng
What does the constitution say about who is Southafrican?
Untill you amend it....
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@adam_kungu
@SheilahGashumba
@FrankGashumba
@SamsonKasumba
@Balaam1980
@mjuliana256
@Radio4UG
"akola ku local TV". Kati what did Kasumba say differently? He literally reminded the coworker about exactly that
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@UG_confesses
Feel blessed that you know exaclty what you don't want in this life of yours. Many struggle with identifying such major life decisions. Live the way that works for you. Let those who want kids have theirs....and when time comes & you think different...go out there & bake some
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@Exclusive_Bizz
Sometimes I wonder, isn't it easier to just wire MM to the family and chill? Why hustle carrying all that load?
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@MauriceMugisha
But....what is it about Nyegenyege(* minus the sensationalism) that is not already happening in the Kampala Nightlife???? What exactly?
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@OttoSam50178310
How long did you stay there? How much did you say while there? This is definitely from a fella who wants to be in the limelight so that he can be placed somewhere. Tulaba
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@GODFREY_Kutesa
And..don't you ever sit and think that you have no authority to tell an adult what they should be choosing for their lives? You chose your marriage journey...let others choose theirs...is that hard?
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@pmukasaofficial
@933kfm
@kirya_ug
@cafejavas_ug
Eyo tweet yakutte ku nsoonga. The social fabric of our country. I hope the discussion had people with experience on the employers side
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@CanaryMugume
Thanks Canary for following up.
Could you please follow up the Lubowa specialised hospital, the Uganda Airlines ED saga, the coffee bill and Pinnetti and that report that opposition was to table...
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@nilepostnews
Fellas are trying to shame the jama. Goes to show how society has normalised "corruption".
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@JoyTuramuhawe
I always remind people, being severely sick is a lesson everyone should have at one point in life. It teaches you being grateful for what you thought was small small things. Makes you understand why " visiting the sick" is a must and confirms that taking care of family is
#1
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@Kasuku256
I will say this again....MOST UGANDANS are crooks and they don't see anything wrong with crooks. It is now a culture deep within us.
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@francis_isano
@KagutaMuseveni
@oledo
...you and the whole of your family get your healthcare from our public hospitals. Otherwise, you are a Judas! I hope to that you finally feel satisfied with this accomplishment. Goodluck
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@bamwinejnr
The Kampala artists should know that the west is boycotting them incognito because they have been despising the local artists. You may find that the promoter never took it on them to look for the "baana bokukaalo" to sing..or they want to pay them peanuts
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@AAgather
I repeat..the issue is with the whole
@NRMOnline
. Anita is just a cog in the wheel. The regime flourishes with such impunity. Let's all "eat" as long the top remains the same. Has been, is and will always be untill the current regime changes.
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@GodwinTOKO
@AnitahAmong
@Parliament_Ug
@AgoraCFR
@SpireJim
@AAgather
@KakwenzaRukira
@TonyNatif
@YusufSerunkuma
They did not happen BUT with the heat on, i bet they already went to Nasser to draft some evidence. Kyoka Mbarara regional referral is crying for just 1BN to fix the neonatal unit and the Medical interns strike every year for delayed payments. Ani yaloga omudugavu
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@renegracee
BUT it should be like that... people celebrating the life of the people they have lost the best way they know how.
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@nbstv
@KagutaMuseveni
To all those planning on having children, please instill in them some sense of pride! Teach them that SELFISHNESS is not a virtue. Remind them that it ain't all about academics...you see that with 4 degrees, that is what
@dr_oledo
could do.
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@aitajoel
A very awesome perspective. Mine is a little different. I am of the view that before the family house, one needs to find means to create a decent passive income stream first. I am of the school of thought that being "property-rich" BUT without decent money for is tricky.
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@bamwinejnr
She delivered But again..she was just in the good books of Sevo.. juicy budgets and getting every lthing needed.
When she ceased to be in the good books..she saw she was not able to deliver..and resigned ( the best anyone should do for sure..that there is what she perfectly did
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@DailyMonitor
This one was giving Uganda flowers before knacking. After he knacked...tayagala kumanaya
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@Hashim11
@TonyNatif
The B.d wishes for this Ugandan have given a lesson. Be successful,Intentional and still be humble. People notice and your circle grows.
Thanks for teaching us yet again
@TonyNatif
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@DrOtileUg
I need to be educated, using that approach.... shouldn't circumcision fall under genital mutilation too?🤔
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@DailyMonitor
How would a Ugandan be sentenced if they were found guilty of a similar offence in China?
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@Shpigford
He then is surely just a "skilled fraud".
Why would one sabotage their hustle like that
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@prettylili10
Nze ngaamba...buli omu agobe emipiira gye. You want marriage..go for it. You want kids with no marriage..go for that. You don't want kids or marriage.. your choice. Ebiintu bino tebiliimu formula..you just choose your kind of hard and carry whatever consequences with pride
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@Thomas_Tayebwa
@KagutaMuseveni
@PNyamutoro
The way you people are throwing thanksgiving..you may think you are actually doing anything better for the country.... kuumbe
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@CanaryMugume
Untill the general society stops participating in the heist(through bribery in form of chai...sijui soda for the afandes) and demands accountability...this will continue pakapaka
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@DailyMonitor
Says a Ugandan whose office spends more than 2BN of tax payers money! Byona mubikole naye ate temuduula
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@RealEpitomeUg2
She is a swing Forex and Crypto currency trader with 100K combined portifolio.
She is smart, faster learner and easily Teachable. She mastered the art and science if money and her financial literacy game is top notch. She is the definition of success
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@Lovrincrypto
Azero will be back imo. The tokenomics crushed the prices BUT they are building...and the tech seems fit
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@DrSerunjogiEmma
But again...all relationships are TRANSACTIONAL. Humans are all hoz..just that some are retailers while others are wholesalers. One chooses the level of supply/ demand they wanna occupy
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@pwatchug
@JoelSsenyonyi
@AnitahAmong
She won't say a thing..and his master won't do a thing.
To all Ugandans, if you want anything different.... YOU NEED TO VOTE DIFFERENT ...throw
@NRMOnline
out of the leadership. Otherwise...mugume batunyige
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@MMCrypto
Such questions are kinda shallow. People are making millions in even with this price. Definitely.. like all projects,,, some wil buy and others will not. Some will be rekt and others will walk to the bank
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@lucas_gool
All people selling have a valid reason. You can not just play with people's money like that. Not in a sane project
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@IsaacSsemakadde
The law is surely hard for me to comprehend. Kuba, why would a man be penalised in any way for confirming who is and is not his biological child...and if he finds some..it would mean that the wife cheated. Unless immaculate conception still happens or we doubt the tech
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@YusufSerunkuma
@AbsaUganda
Looks like
@AbsaUganda
was added to a wedding whatsap group without their consent. I support them though... dont go for a wedding if you can not fund it.. Let those contributing be the kind who will do so without you asking....
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@Ssenyonyiderick
I like it when people write such. I then look for what they wrote when people were being maimed and killed a few years ago. Anyone with a link to that?
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@aitajoel
These Ugandans are hypocrites just. You may think the parent spent billions... the same Ugandans complaining spend more less the same money on Pork and Alcohol a weekend but hiring a chopper is where they draw the line
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@GabrielBuule
@URSBHQ
This reminds me of the
@UG_Airlines
saga back in the day. By the way, did the owner of that entity come up oba media stopped? Even the ED saga went without a trace! Mutuvuga sipiidi
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@NelsonSsenyange
Owaaye... we as a country just run on emotions. The hard questions we throw outta window. Wait when they call you a "hera" 🤣
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@SpireJim
Naye nga we all should look within and see if we too are not doing the same in our smaller organisations.... in those bu shops we have
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@CapitalFMUganda
@consolaten
This is what happens when you don't talk about issues thay actually matter before marriage. Such are the issues that should be clearly put across the table for the other to understand. Bannange...you communicate!
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@francis_isano
I propose you should make a gallery of sorts... think about it. You let your community vote on the shots to include and have some kind of " story" to explain. Other Photographers can get to join that gallery and charge a small fee for those viewing.
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@Yozsefu
Reason why marrying right and starting a family early enough is among the best developmental decisions one can ever make for themselves.
Shit falls in place when you have that
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