When you finish sending you application for a job and you begin imagining yourself at the office, enjoying their tea and receiving the ka salary🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Pr. Kakande is on TikTok asking each of his followers to contribute 300 dollars for a new Range Rover as his new ride.
One person commented, “Why a Range Rover and not Toyota Noah which is in the Bible ?????”😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's so sad and exhausting when every male friend that you genuinely like begins bringing issues of romance and relationships into the friendship.
Can't we just have genuine friends ??
I know someone who met a baddie in the bar, took her home, lockdown hit, she stayed there with him, got pregnant and now they are happy family wow 🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
A Kampala slay queen passed and the friends that can’t make it to her funeral have organized a Vigil at a bar smoking shisha and taking Snapchat videos🥲
Honestly, I find older guys attractive.
You know, the 27-32 range.Perfect!!
They know what they want most of the time. No games to play. I am attracted to that.
After the trip, I said thank you to the Boda guy I took today and he replied “ Nawe webale kunkwatako, Mbade mpulira bulungi muli Munda.”😂😂😂
Meanwhile I was just touching his shoulder during the ride 😂😂😂
I have received the call. I got the job🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️
But now, i have to think about if it's worth it to leave where i am currently working in the meantime?? I just hope i make the right decision🙏
Nobody talks about the struggle of having a laptop as a woman ehh😂.Simanya update this update that,windows biki, hardware biki?
What the hell is that??
As long as i can watch my movies, the rest don't concern me ahh.
I look at my phone during these depressive episodes I have been going through and I realize i actually have no one that I trust enough to call and talk.
Tell me why Ugandans found Solomon Kampala’s girlfriend’s TikTok page and are camping in the comments calling her Uganda’s first daughter 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Meanwhile, I ordered Chicken tonight from Glovo, it came with a 7Up soda and on opening it, it was WATER!!!!! WATERRRRR!!!!!!!💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Ahhhh😂😂😂Uganda is a joke
I want to take this opportunity to thank my Mum and dad for plotting together to give me this gorgeous face and banging body❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭💯💯💯💯💯💯🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🙏🙏
I am leaving Makerere without having learnt a single word in the anthem😅😅
Infact, i think i will hear it being sang for the first time at my graduation😂
They say your 20’s are the best time of your life.
But they are also the years where you feel like you are lagging behind, lost and lonely but at the same time trying to figure out who you are and how to navigate your unknown future.
Remember you are not alone❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I will forever celebrate the small things in my life because there was a time i never wanted to wake up❤️
I am glad i found my way back to my happy place❤️❤️
Would you advise me to put money into a friend’s business and be given weekly deposits??????
Or is it too much of a risk that will end in tears for me??
I will wish you a happy birthday the same way you did for me😂
Posted me i post you, gifted me i gift you, sent funds i send funds, ignored mine i ignore yours😂😂😂
Its 2023, reciprocate the energy you receive !!
Campus was wild, we would walk in a group of girls from Kyadi to ideal platinum at night just because we felt like it 😂😂😂😂😂
Mind you me I was coming from Muk😂
My Gen Z classmates that became teachers are now the cool teachers.
They be updating statuses snapping with their students and genuinely having fun with them 🤭🤭🥹🥹🥹
School must be so much better these days >>>>>>>>>
I wonder how people have 1 million + balance on their accounts and be settled!!!
I have my ka 200k but everytime i be checking on it to believe its true😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Bodas in Uganda can't believe that you are just walking. Guys be hooting and begging the whole time.
I am just trying to get to the mobile money, man.😭😭