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@opinonhaver
@8chabard
Let's remember the unsung hero of this holiday season, Stanislav Petrov, who on Dec 25 1983 disobeyed orders and ignored an alarm in the USSR's nuclear early-warning system, preventing the launch of interceptor missiles aimed at the threat, later determined to be Santa Claus.
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@billyhumblebrag
It's a chemically inert fiber small enough to enter your lungs, what are you worried about?
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@basedalexandoor
Professor: "women here are tough to get along with"
Women there: immediately prove him right
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@allgarbled
The main challenge of running a wine bar is keeping your violently horny employees in line
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@br4s1d4s
Heartbreaking news: Israel has created a golem that is now rampaging through Gaza 💔💔💔
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@jessesingal
Stem field - I've literally heard "we're not hiring a white guy this year" verbatim
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@Duderichy
smh women give such mixed signals, the other day one was asking me a lot of personal questions and touching my arm and then she said "120 over 80" and it turns out that's not even a real phone number
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@skooookum
I remember explaining to a gf that guys actually don't share sexy pics we receive with each other - I think she assumed we did bc she would. (Also notable that this was after she sent some unprompted)
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@LRH_Superfan
@eigenrobot
Every time a woman complains about manspreading/mansplaining etc it makes it clear to me that they don't have any real problems
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@allgarbled
Tipping the waitress extra bc she flirted with me
Tipping the waiter extra bc he flirted with my gf and I need to somehow regain control of the situation
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@skooookum
Have you tried explaining how much you value her friendship and how she's like a sister to you
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The gdp per capita of Haiti is $1748/year.
This is closer to the EU ($37150) than the EU is to the US ($76399)
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@PrinceVogel
You have 8 spots on the last ship to Valinor. Who will make the trip?
-A hobbit with a missing finger
-A militant dwarf
-A balrog that's been sleeping for ages
-A fool of a Took
-A vegetarian uruk-hai
-A cool horse
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@SWENGDAD
If you view marriage as the end of your freedom you probably shouldn't get married
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@thechosenberg
Classic case of women misunderstanding men: she's asking for advice on the relationship, when she should be asking what strap-on to buy
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I can accomplish this in 2 years for $20M.
My background: I've developed new rationally-engineered combinatorial sgRNA CRISPR techniques, and I studied horse genetics under Dr. Hands before his tragic death on a sample collection expedition.
I’m not very familiar w horse genetics but how long would it take to breed horses until they r as big as dinosaurs and is this something we could accomplish with CRISPR
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@eigenrobot
@Ol_Wall
Also there was this one Australian dude who was a 60 year old pig farmer or something and showed up to an ultramarathon in rubber boots, annihilated the records, and then was like "that sucked I'm never doing that again"
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@Delicious_Tacos
I have eaten out
the camgirl
who was posting
thirst traps
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you were probably
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crushed to death
Forgive me
it was delicious
so deep
and so cold
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@8chabard
Yeah typically these studies don't say "rape" bc they'd get no yesses, they say something like "a girl says she doesn't want sex, then takes you home and makes out with you and changes with the door open, do you have sex with her?" and assume that "yes" means "assault"
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Today is take your daughter to work day. Let's hear it for the dads who show their daughters that they can do anything
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@eigenrobot
It's like "scientific evidence" is now just a mindless cliche for "things journos believe"
Also
@zeta_globin
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Observations from a surgeon friend:
"The pinky is the most underrated finger. If I ever have to apologize to a Yakuza boss I'll cut off the ring finger, no question."
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@thechosenberg
I'm bummed out guys, this girl was telling me my dick was too big, she was like "wow you're an incredible lover but you're just too much for me", anyway you don't know her she goes to another school
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@sentientist
@datepsych
@sciam
I heard an interview with the author where she was like "I just did this to push back against sexism, I was lifting weights and men were telling me to lift less bc of my female frame, so I wrote this to show how women are strong, also I dont lift anymore because I injured myself"
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@thecaptain_nemo
At an old job there was a coworker who wrote blogs about how she hated literally every man she saw
I looked her up the other day - she's posting about her male child (probably 6 years old now?) and takes pains to avoid any male pronouns or "son"
Good luck, kid
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Your periodic reminder that academics who put "dr" or "phd" in their twitter handles are the Worst People
As my cousin took this picture of me in King’s College, Cambridge — a white male student shouted, “if they catch you, you’ll get chucked out.”
I sharply told him: I belong here, my portrait hangs in the College Chapel — not his.
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@p8stie
Nah, women are hypersensitive about certain signals - I've had arguments with gfs that I didn't even know were happening
Meanwhile, men are capable of deep and nuanced conversation using nothing but grunts
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@thechosenberg
They're supposed to be, but I knew a girl getting a phd who was anxious about getting cancelled for saying the wrong thing and the therapist started lecturing her on how it's just being a good person etc and if she didn't agree she shouldn't come back
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@eigenrobot
I like how the same women who are like "why do men think that being nice entitles them to pussy?" are also like "be nice, it'll totally get you pussy 😉"
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@Aella_Girl
Recall of memory is more difficult than recognition; models of memory with weighted networks explain this - you can't consciously bring it to mind (or have no reason to), but if you stimulate one input it raises the knowledge past the threshold of consciousness
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@shoe0nhead
A girl who shows her ass on social media will have no problem showing your ass too
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Old Jewish joke: a Jewish man sees his friend reading the Nazi newspaper and asks him why. "In the Hebrew papers, it's all tragedy and hopelessness. But in Der Sturmer, we run the world!"
That's how I feel about patriarchy discourse. Thanks, feminists, for believing in us 🤝
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@eigenrobot
In the 70s NASA made a satellite for ocean mapping and the nro told them not to pursue it
And NASA was like why
And the nro was like just don't do it
So NASA said ok we're doing it
They put it up and it almost immediately shorted out
Turns out you can use it to detect submarines
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Dating is easier for women, but they are women, so it balances out
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@Duderichy
"gladwellian" is when someone takes a partial understanding of a phenomenon and fits it into their narrative in such a way that they either miss the point or get the whole thing backwards
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@rickyflows
Reminds me of the old story about the mechanic who charged $100 to tighten a screw. When the customer complained, he explained that it was $1 to tighten the screw and $99 to know which one to tighten
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One time I was at a retreat and one dude got drunk and stumbled into the woods to pass out. Three enterprising gays used grindr to triangulate his location down to the foot and carried him back to safety
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@skooookum
Big mistake. Hinge shows you absolute garbage for 1-2 days until it figures out that you're attractive (maybe creep filtering because it lets you message before matching?) and once you get past that it's actually good
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@p8stie
When Soviet tanks rolled into Czechoslovakia they had no lamps, and the US military brass freaked out bc they thought USSR had mastered night vision tech. So the US developed its own version. Turns out the USSR military was just too incompetent to get the lamps there on time
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THIS IS FLIRTING YOU NIMNUTS
FIRE BACK
A solid 40-50% of my matches make pissy comments about my chosen field of study I’m so fucking tired of it
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@somefoundersalt
They are not first world countries anymore
The GDP per capita of the EU is closer to Zimbabwe than it is to the USA
The GDP per capita of Zimbabwe is $2006 per year
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@ruth_hirsch_
Muammar Gaddafi once invited hundreds of supermodels to a party, and once they were there he sat them all down and tried to convert them to Islam
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"Don't stick your gun in your belt. I've seen four dicks blown off."
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@mattyglesias
Just one more community meeting bro, just one more environmental review, just one more stakeholders council and it'll be built, I promise
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@eigenrobot
@Ol_Wall
Men are ~10% faster across all distances, including ultramarathons. Women sometimes win crazy long-distance events because very few people enter them
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@nonregemesse
Archeologist: as you can see from these cave paintings, this culture developed an elaborate cult of fertility
Random caveman, 24000 bc: hehe let's draw a dick on the wall
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@PrinceVogel
"women are the rational sex" -someone whose gf has never gotten mad over something you did in a dream
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I can't wait to share the road with millions of people who have just been staring at the sun for several hours
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A million monkeys at a million typewriters will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare, but if you let them fuck, they will produce Shakespeare
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"A few years ago, the real gangsters started shooting each other in the neck - the spine - instead of killing them. Cold-blooded, dude. Makes them a burden to their families and a living warning. And they still don't talk to the cops."
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"If a doctor suggests cutting your leg off, you should just do it. Don't be stubborn. You could have years of pain and rehab just to hobble around, or I could give you a sweet robot leg."
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"Most motorcycle accidents in the city, you can put them back together. Above 40 miles per hour is when body parts start to come off."
"Never fuck around with motorcycles or open water."
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@ruth_hook_
Fuck that, the only courtship display I need is wriggling my iridescent tailfeathers
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The GDP per capita of the EU is closer to Zimbabwe than it is to the USA
The GDP per capita of Zimbabwe is $2006 per year
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@MarkovMagnifico
@OneEyedAlpaca
Just waiting for
@dieworkwear
to tell me why this guy isn't actually spowing at all
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@sociaIrate
sf thrived as a city of fog and murmurs; there was freedom in the dark, and you could wear your jean jacket with the secret pocket at the height of summer
today there are no secrets, your free love is a polycule with a chore chart, you have a market price
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All I want in life is to be seized by authorities and called a prize stud
Honestly not entirely sure what all is going on with the story, but using cloned semen to create a new species is straight out of a sci-fi book.
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"I'd rather lose my leg at the hip than one of my thumbs. It's not even close."
"Prosthetic legs are great, but the arms are terrible. The worst hand is better than the best prosthetic."
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@zeta_globin
The thing that bugs me the most about zeta is that as soon as she finds something she likes, she refuses to wear it until she has an identical backup, because she can't stand the thought of it wearing out and not being able to get another one
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@Nexuist
They had no worries at all, comrade
Walkable cities, hardly a car in sight
You forget shopping list, just call secret police, they have it for you
Largest livers in the world
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"Getting shot in the face isn't that bad - relative to the rest of the head, I mean. The forehead is the strongest bone in the skull, which slows the bullet down, and most people with frontal lobe damage are almost normal, especially if it's on the right side."
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"My grandpa was a fisherman. He died when I was five, so I only really have one memory of him. He told me: 'Fear the water.'"
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@goblinodds
There's a Swedish word, skämskudde, which translates to "pillow-cringe". It describes a feeling of cringe so strong that you have to bury your head in a pillow
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@browserdotsys
I just submitted the pdfs downloaded from the journals and one committee member was like "come on, you have to at least format it"
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@SWENGDAD
Imagine calling yourself Bjorn ironskull and not leaping at the opportunity to inflict violence
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