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I coach and talk smack about sports. My opinions are my own and do not reflect on anyone but myself.

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6 years
@dannykanell Clemson to the rest of the SEC
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@BarrettSallee Oregon isn’t the number 11 team… come on now. We all know preseason rankings are way off.
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@NathanW26123671 @malika_andrews My dude where have you been the past year, ever heard of Cole Beasley?.
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@bobbystroupe @KCStar *alternate headline* .“He’s a great journalist, sure. But he only cares about clicks. Not the integrity of his profession.”.
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@ESPNRittenberg Was there tonight at my first LSU game. No ties to either team but was in Lake Charles for work and thought “I have to go”. It’s without a doubt the best environment in the sport. Just absolute insanity.
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2 years
@CheerFessions1 No one can read this… lol.
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4 years
@cedfunches Yes. Spent 9 weeks in the hospital, nearly died. Currently home but still can’t really walk.
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4 years
Hey #BaylorTwitter this is my wife & father-in-law, Tim Williams. He was at Baylor in the 80’s and she graduated in ‘14. He is currently hospitalized with COVID and there is lots of unknown. Please keep him in your thoughts and prayers!
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@BarrettSallee Well uh… shouldn’t he have stayed at JSU then?.
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3 years
@JetthroTV Ahhh northwestern. The whitest school in the big 10 where over half their students come from families that make over 100k a year. I love a good protest where no one has any life experience.
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@MattWalshBlog Tell me you’re not a confident man without telling me you’re not a confident man. Literally none of this matters. This has absolutely no significance to daily life.
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3 years
@Breaking911 Meanwhile, other states and countries are ending mask mandates and covid protocols. NY has botched this from the beginning
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3 years
@Sumdude2017 @NFL_DovKleiman Uh… are you implying Eminem isn’t relevant? Where have you been the last 20 years? Dude is arguably the greatest to ever do it and you’re saying he isn’t relevant and has to take a knee to do so. Nope, completely false.
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@barstoolsports People hated on Daniel Jones for years not realizing he was literally playing 11-1. No receivers, no o-line, a hurt running back. Man got no help.
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@DietCoke_Esq I started law school at 29 and began in an evening program. There were no bad people. Every single person from my evening program I met was an amazing person. 3L year I took “day program” classes and everyone was awful. Moral of this, take evening classes with adults.
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2 years
@rodger Ahhh yes, guilt before innocence. The court of Twitter. Yet Watson plays and signs a major deal, got it.
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3 years
@spectatorindex This is like planting the flag on the moon, it means absolutely nothing.
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3 years
@BradenMay_OJ @Doc_Texas You're right, there isn't 1 scenario where y'all would beat the #1 team in the country.
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4 years
@ChrisVannini I love these takes. Bash the view all you want, the state of Texas stepped up when the state of California failed.
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1 year
@Doc_Texas I was at this game. If Colt doesn’t get hurt, Texas blows this game open and the magical Bama run over the last decade doesn’t exist.
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3 years
@ChipBrown247 As someone who went to Baylor this is absolutely true. Also, have y’all been to Ames? Without a doubt the best atmosphere in the conference.
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3 years
@613_Jamie @ByKimberleyA This would be funny if it was true. But it isn’t. Did you listen to the interview? He had an entire medical team research this for him.
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2 years
@GottliebShow I never knew that California was the only state in the country with beaches, lakes, and people with pools, a/c and tv. wild.
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4 years
@Rolldog90 @RossTuckerNFL Once again, showing the awful and disgraceful side of youth sports. When it’s not kids using poor form it’s parents fighting each other in the parking lot. Awesome.
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4 years
@independentbleu @JRehling I absolutely love these takes. It truly shows how out of touch some of the country is with these issues. No. Just no. This is wrong. The officers have to do better it’s pretty simple.
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3 years
@UnnecRoughness The rest of the Big12 right now like
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Stephen Koehn
4 years
@AdamInHTownTX @cspan @KamalaHarris “She had a record”. “She should have complied”. “All she had to do was listen”. “Shouldn’t have put herself in that situation”. Interesting when the script is flipped huh?.
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2 years
@ClayTravis My brother in Christ… do you know how American policing works? We spend around $80 billion on policing and jails annually, we make up 5% of the worlds population but have more than 20% of the worlds prison population. Just stop with this lazy narrative.
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Stephen Koehn
3 years
@JacquezGreen @CFBLive247_ how is the ungrateful? He's right. y'all just salty.
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3 years
@rivalsmike More people should be talking about the kids response. Watch his eyes, he makes eye contact the whole time and is completely engaged even though he’s getting ripped. Props to him!.
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2 years
@ClayTravis Literally nothing is wrong with her saying this, it’s the beginning of a speech. What’s weird about this?.
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3 years
@bomani_jones Unconditional love, consistent faith. @derekcarrqb gets it
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3 years
@CycloneLarry69 @RCMB323 As a Baylor fan you and I will battle it out this season (as I said last night see you at the Final 4 though) but we do agree on y'all taking over Austin will be the best thing in college basketball history. This is why people love (also hate) Tech haha its amazing.
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3 years
@WCIA3Bret Tell me you can't coach without telling me you can't coach.
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3 years
@slmandel This is strange, I was told the big12 would be dead without Texas and OU yet, I don’t see either of them listed here.
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1 year
@DaylonMack These Aggie fans, alumni, and players, who haven’t even sniffed a conference title game in decades, talking about a Texas team who just won a conference title and is in line for the CFP is peak Aggie.
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Stephen Koehn
4 years
@ramonashelburne Lifelong long @NBA fan and my wife worked for the @HoustonRockets for a few years. The fact that these men paused their lives and reached out to learn what they could do to be a catalyst for change makes me so proud to be a fan and supporter.
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4 years
@pushparrr @ClayTravis @stoolpresidente @Outkick Bro it’s a shot to beat a young warriors team to earn the 7th seed in the west. this wasn’t to win anything haha the 7th seed in the west isn’t a leading sports story.
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4 years
@RapSlneet @ClayTravis Because there is a massive double standard in who gets to claim “mental health” in this world. He’s attempting to expose that.
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2 years
@ParkerJWalton @drakectoll We all saw the drops but nicknaming Holmes anything negative is complete trash. Kid works his tail off to be on the field. Didn’t play his best today but that doesn’t deserve you giving him some trash nickname.
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3 years
@laserdiskrepair @NewYorksWorst @KSTiLLS No because the history of the federal government has shown us lol.
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Stephen Koehn
2 years
@DeSwamEE @khori_j @JennMJacksonPhD So it’s not a candidates job to campaign and teach voters who they are and what they represent? Interesting.
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Stephen Koehn
4 years
@RJ_Writes Imagine being in the NFL for a decade and still not trying to listen to a different opinion when it could possibly make you a better player. The only way to win is to constantly learn. If players think they know everything they will never get better. The Tebow hate is unreal.
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5 years
@shreyabasu003 This tweet speaks to me on a deep level. My first memo in law school last fall I couldn’t figure out how to type this so my memo was littered with $$$ all over it instead.
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3 years
@IAPonomarenko I can’t believe I’m tweeting this, I hate war. People killing each other is never the answer. But…
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3 years
@Whittneypurdy16 Baylor fan here, I hate on and troll ISU fans all the time, I did yesterday as well. But this… this is awesome. Congrats to Brock. As a Baylor fan, glad he’s gone, as a football fan, can’t wait to watch him fight for a roster spot and playing time.
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1 year
@tairek5 @PeteThamel Yeah, suspended from a dang football game. Not receive death threats.
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4 years
@NFL @TrevorProject Biggest corporate money grab in the history of the world.
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2 years
@RamblinRaiders Texas tech acting like the entire CFB world “runs through Lubbock” when they beat a backup qb who was on one leg in overtime is very on brand.
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3 years
@billyliucci I’m normally an Aggie hater… but I love this. Congrats on the class. The state of Texas vs. Bama always. The state as a whole had a great day yesterday.
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@CheerFessions1 Should be Weber tbh
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4 years
@pturch @Breaking911 @parler_app It’s not wrong. It’s capitalism. The market decided.
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2 years
@JamesPi20195292 @DamionLowery3 How is this predatory? What are you even talking about?.
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2 years
@Doc_Texas Uh…. Have you never heard of Farmaggedon? Or the BUTT rivalry? Or have you watched Baylor vs. OSU any over the past few years? Texas fans are so wrapped up in themselves mediocrity they can’t even see what else is happening, it’s amazing.
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4 years
@barstoolsports @BarstoolPack This is amazing and they should absolutely claim this!.
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2 years
@CFBONFOX @RJ_Young Genius tweet. putting OU and USC on the teams that impressed list will get a ton of traffic. Can't wait to see this thread in about an hour.
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2 years
@yardtalkhbcu And somehow Deion still had to beg for money and couldn’t get it. It really is wild.
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3 years
@DanWolken Bro this happens in Jr. high… come on now. We are talking about the biggest program in CFB, him saying that is a non-issue.
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@BackKing2018 @AshleyKSmalls A genre of music doesn’t “belong” to anyone.
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4 years
@WhatIsPrivate1 @Bease11 This is incorrect. It just mitigates symptoms making you less likely to spread. You can get it just as easily as you always could.
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3 years
@britroboomin Kendrick Perkins vibes.
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Kendrick Perkins with an all time take about Ben Simmons
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3 years
@PrimetimeJesse As someone who isn’t an Eagles fan, I have no idea why this narrative is out there? Am I missing something. They seem loaded and in a very winnable division but get no respect by the media.
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3 years
@Erules2487 @TXSportsLife A&M had the 19th hardest SOS, Baylor had the 24th, that’s practically the same. Baylor for sure had the harder non-conference game as well.
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@ESPNCFB Serious question? Why do we even have college football? This whole thing is dumb, on the field play and W’s/L’s clearly don’t matter. Why play at all?.
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@dannykanell Played at a “lower level” last season and was doubted how the jump to P5 would be, was told they wouldn’t win more than 3 games this season, gets a ton of smack talk from opposing teams weekly, plus, he’s a 21 year old kid. Don’t bash him for talking smack to other 21 year olds.
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@ESPNCFB Hey @espn remember when your entire network was dedicated to that man’s downfall? Crazy what happens years later.
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@CBBonFOX Strange… I don’t see Texas or A&M on this list when all their fans claim they have the best athletics in the state. Hmmm
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@clyonsTX @CMC_22 @coach_frost Defending a coach that is 11-20 at his current job while he bashes kids that he used to coach at his current job. interesting outlook.
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3 years
@Brett_McMurphy The fact that you don’t think it should be this man is a fireable offense
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@ClayTravis @espn The funniest thing about this is that baseball is the most diverse sport in this country and it’s not even close.
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@MattWalshBlog Imagine making a career from talking about someone’s death. Wild. No way this can be reality, we all know you say things for a paycheck.
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2 years
@ParkerThune My sources tell me that Aranda has signed a contract and will be coaching for big red nation this Saturday. He has left Baylor in shambles just like he did last year when he took the UCLA and the LSU job (he coaches both remotely). @DavidSmoak can confirm.
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3 years
@BruceFeldmanCFB Y’all love to hate on BC when he is one of the top coaches in the country. LSU will be back this season but y’all love to hate because he’s different. Hilarious.
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3 years
@Islandtrinigyal @bomani_jones Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, always. If that's how you feel, fair enough.
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@kingdionsummers @cheerUPDATES The coaches attending to pin this on varsity when they knew someone was on a banned list and still let them be there is insane. The gym let these kids down, not varsity.
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3 years
@espn It's crazy that he sent these emails while y'all employed him but they aren't found for 10 years.
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2 years
@MichaelKenKen This isn’t toxic masculinity. There is nothing masculine about this at all actually. Literally not 1 thing in this video clip is masculine from this individual.
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3 years
@doug_keegan Literally every Aggie on earth thought this team was a playoff team. This is hilariously underperforming, even for Aggie standards.
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2 years
@yardtalkhbcu The facts speak for themselves. So you can tell me to shut up all you want. The reality is pretty loud though.
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3 years
@MayorSengheiser @Marcus_Mosher Because that went so well for Tennessee and Derek Henry. Look at the top 10 rushers this season, 6 didn’t the make the playoffs. Henry was knocked out after one game, and Mixon didn’t get the 3rd and 1 carry last night. Elite rb’s don’t matter.
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@Utah_Football Wait, how is this possible? I thought Utah was going to run the Big12? Are you sure this is correct?.
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3 years
@pastor_scotty I don’t understand these narratives. He came to Baylor to play qb, did just that, & graduated. If anything, this is doing him a huge favor. 99% of staffs make up some fake qb competition to keep their guys out of the portal. Aranda’s honest and transparency helps GB.
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3 years
@secular85552725 @malika_andrews No, this is not how HIPPA works.
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@IceBorg What is stupid about women’s sports being for women?.
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10 months
@BlakeMunroeOTF Interesting take coming from someone who has won nothing at the P5 level.
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Stephen Koehn
3 years
@jacksettleman Imagine actually tweeting this after literally the same takes every spring for a decade and never being right. Guess it’s that time of year though… you know championships are won in December, not March right?.
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1 year
@jbang11 @the_joe_goodman Opposing fan talks smack about team they play this weekend. Other teams fan base:
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Stephen Koehn
6 years
I may not have a lot of twitter followers but to everyone out there. I GOT IN TO NEW ENGLAND LAW SCHOOL TODAY OH MY GOSH IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?!??
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Stephen Koehn
4 years
@shaunking Hahaha these mugshots of these dudes are hilarious. Homies look roughhhhhhhh
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Stephen Koehn
1 year
@JamesCurle The ACC is a G5 conference, the big12 isn’t. Simple comparison . Big12 has teams in playoffs the last 2 years that have a loss .AAC’s last undefeated team: makes CFP .ACC’s last undefeated team: misses CFP. Losing in the Big12 is more respected than winning in the ACC.
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Stephen Koehn
3 years
@kyleumlang Wait, in what world is Texas currently a better program than Tech in basketball? They played for a national title recently. Y’all haven’t won a tournament game in years.
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Stephen Koehn
2 years
@mike_fromSJ @RedditCFB Except on 4th downs in the 4th quarter against Baylor.
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Stephen Koehn
2 years
@Longhorns_B12C @TyClone83 @Big12Conference Uh… no statically it’s literally better without you.
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Stephen Koehn
3 years
@natevander100 I’m not permitted because my school didn’t certify me in time… like, they completely forgot to CERTIFY A GRADUATE OF THEIR SCHOOL, The State of Texas, TBLE, told me this TODAY.
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Stephen Koehn
3 years
@ryneschill @CFBONFOX We are literally adding the Pac12 Champs to our conference, we are taking the team that has dominated the Pac12 conference for years.
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Stephen Koehn
2 years
@elsa_hassett I cheered in college at 29 as a non-traditional student, then went to law school, graduated, and purchased a cheer gym that we have now owned for 2 years. So cheerleading is my “real profession”. That take by them was so bad and makes no sense.
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3 years
@Islandtrinigyal @bomani_jones You don't agree with forgiveness?.
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