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So he's not returning next season but they're gonna let him coach the bowl game?
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Anyone: "Tell me about Houston..."
Houstonian: "This dude caught a four pound bass on the I45 frontage road in front of Whataburger while he was stranded waiting for the flood waters to recede."
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H-Town, let the record show that Mattress Mack opened Gallery Furniture as a shelter but Joel Osteen kept doors of Lakewood Church closed.
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Keep Duke football in your thoughts during this difficult time.
No one should have to spend more time in Waco than they have to.
Duke left a day early for Baylor to avoid Hurricane Florence, may stay in Waco an extra day after game too
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Everyone: "Oooh... Roasted!"
Aggies: "That's awesome! Where can I buy it?!"
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And now the police report from the alleged hate crime at Texas A&M.
Unsurprisingly, the whole incident was a hoax and the alleged victim placed the notes himself.
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NFL fan: "Is Andrew Luck retiring the weirdest sports story?"
College football:
Here's Hugh Freeze coaching from his hospital bed
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That's the... um... College of Veterinary Medicine. Choose your fonts wisely, people.
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Aggies are uniquely equipped to identify the absence of an offense.
The stars aligned when a young married couple hooked on
#CrimeJunkie
, a popular true-crime podcast, stumbled upon the curious case of a murdered Catholic priest and the seemingly innocent Apache hitchhiker who had been imprisoned for the crime:
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@12thMan
An employer should NEVER permit a former employee to make a statement like this through the employer's official PR after the former employee has acted in such a manner.
@TrevAlberts
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Recruiting these days is all about having the best facilities.
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Jimbo Fisher's greatest coaching achievement was preventing De'Von Achane from being invited to the Heisman ceremony.
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Inject it into my veins.
Whether it's 1983 or 2023, nothing amps up Kyle Field like a 12th Man Kickoff Team.
Nothing.
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Coach Elko is an outstanding choice to lead the Texas A&M football program.
He fully grasps the modern game and he understands analytics. He holds an Ivy League degree.
With the resources at A&M, the sky is the limit.
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Due to the quirks of the NCAA baseball tournament, A&M will be the home team tomorrow in Austin.
Which means the uniforms will rightfully read TEXAS AGGIES. 👍
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YO WE ARE SO GETTING FINED BY THE SEC AND IT IS SO WORTH IT
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The starting quarterback at Mumbai Tech is gonna be so heated when he sees this.
(via shantanu on
@TexAgs
)
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For the second week in a row, the Aggies got whipped by a program with zero advantages over Texas A&M.
This team will now struggle to achieve bowl eligibility.
Every aspect of this program, including the quarterback, is the responsibility of Jimbo Fisher.
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Beloved Texas A&M Assistant Football Coach Terry Price '92 has passed away.
Prayers for his family and all of his many loved ones.
He will be dearly missed by the entire Aggie Family.
Here.
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If a bench player placing a $5 wager on a game on the other side of the country violates the "integrity of the sport", then what of a coach in a National Championship with one foot secretly out the door to another program?
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The dog's name? Donovan Wilson.
co-worker just sent me a video of his daughter sledding for the first time aaaaand she’s dead
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Counting World Wars, the Texas Aggies are now 3-0 all-time in contests on German soil.
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@maggieNYT
@EWErickson
@ShaneGoldmacher
The 2024 Trump Boat Parade is just gonna be his lawyers cruising around in their new yachts.
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Happy Low-Tire-Pressure-Light Day to all Texans who celebrate.
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In ten years of
@SEC
play, A&M has been bowl eligible every year, and somehow matched up with an ACC school from the state of North Carolina five times, including Wake Forest twice. Trash.
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The way Auburn plays at Jordan-Hare is the way A&M SHOULD play at Kyle Field.
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Go get Jedd Fisch. Go get Mike Elko. Promote Elijah Robinson from within. All are good options that would be well received by Aggies.
But keep Mark Stoops the hell away from
@AggieFootball
.
cc:
@RossBjorkAD
@12thManFndtn
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Y'all I don't wish to alarm you but ESPNU is showing JFF all day.
6am 2012 TAMU vs LaTech
8am 2012 TAMU vs Auburn
10am 2012 TAMU vs Alabama
12pm 2012 Mizzou at TAMU
2pm 2013 TAMU at Ole Miss
4pm 2013 Chick-Fil-A Bowl
And at 6:30 we got JFF live on ESPN2.
#blessed
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Have no idea how or when Jimbo will depart A&M, but Mike Elko should be at the top of the list to succeed him.
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@LHSummers
@Harvard
So Harvard Law students... ostensibly the brightest young legal minds around... signed a document without reading and understanding it?
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Since 1975 the series is 19-18 in favor of A&M.
So congrats on beating the equivalent of The Citadel in the era between the start of WWII and the end of Vietnam, racking up a 32-3 mark from 1940-1974. Given every conceivable advantage you still managed to lose three times.
Texas has a 67.3% winning percentage all-time vs. Texas A&M in football, including 9 wins in the last 12 meetings (.75%).
Some perspective.
Alabama has a 56.0% winning % over Auburn.
Michigan has a 53.4% winning % over Ohio State.
Georgia has a 54.7% winning % over Florida.
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Johnny threw for 26 TDs in 2012.
Mike Evans caught 5 of them.
Mike Evans won Johnny the Heisman, gonna won Fitzpatrick the QB job
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Congratulations to Kevin Sumlin for signing not one but two number one overall picks at A&M. And still going 8-5 like clockwork.
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Ok,
@billyliucci
is confirming the Stoops news.
The President and Board of Regents needs to immediately step in and dismiss
@RossBjorkAD
, then commence a proper search.
Email president
@tamu
.edu.
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The online uprising against the Stoops hire was like nothing I've ever seen. At 10:30pm on the Saturday night of Thanksgiving weekend, no less.
Outstanding work all around, Ags.
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Never forget that the Tennessee mascot, the volunteer, represents Davy Crockett, a man that preferred dying in Texas to living in Tennessee.
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Unpopular Take: The 12th Man jersey should be worn by a non-scholarship player on the kickoff coverage team, not a position player on scholarship for multiple years. Previous former walk-ons to similarly "move up the ranks" gave up the jersey.
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Game isn't til tomorrow but Arkansas out here gettin' penalized.
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The new 12th Man has a 3.96 GPA with a major in Management and a minor in Economics.
Very much approve of an ass-kicking nerd.
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It is impossible for me to be less surprised.
Jimbo Fisher was the man Texas A&M deemed capable of meeting its lofty ambitions.
After a 45-22 record in six seasons and no championships to speak of, where did it all go wrong?
"Everybody here just does their own thing."
A look inside the Aggies' downfall ⤵���
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A&M, "You take the game!"
UT, "No, please, it's yours."
A&M, "I insist."
UT, "I could never. Go ahead."
...
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@DecisionDeskHQ
@rpyers
Get yourself someone that loves you as much as GOP primary voters love losing general elections.
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Re-watched the Miami game, and however bad you think DJ Durkin's coaching was, it was worse.
If he rolls out this bland cover-1 scheme for the rest of the year, every quarterback on A&M's SEC schedule will have a career day.
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@jndevereux
@jaclark1313
Have had home, life, and auto insurance and have never been asked about gun ownership on any application.
However, rates generally increase for guns on homeowner policies because they are small and valuable, and therefore subject to theft. Just as rates increase for jewelry.
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@celebrityhottub
designed and built a volleyball hitting board for child that is not my own.
"construction project for youth sports practice" is nearly peak dad imo.
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"HAHAHAHA!" -the entire State of Texas
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Good news! A&M is
#13
!
Bad news! A&M has
#1
,
#2
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#3
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#4
on the schedule. And
#8
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#10
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#18
for good measure.
IT’S S&P+ PROJECTIONS DAY. THE SEASON’S ALMOST HERE.
1.
@AlabamaFTBL
2.
@FootballUGA
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@ClemsonFB
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@LSUFootball
5.
@OU_Football
6-130. ?
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texas coming off three straight losing seasons ranked in the top 25 of the coaches poll
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Hey
@RossBjorkAD
your boy Mark Stoops, in 11 SEC seasons, has TWO - count 'em, TWO - wins over teams that finished above 0.500 in SEC play.
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Hey
@SEC
@GregSankey
@SEC_Chuck
here's a clear horsecollar foul that your officials missed. Thanks and Gig 'em.
(photo via
@TexAgs
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Ol' Mack Brown at UNC, with a lot less talent than Jimbo has at A&M, is busy tonight throttling the mighty Miami Hurricanes.
Warrants mentioning.
(Prolly doing it with a playbook that isn't hundreds of pages, too.)
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Duke OL, coached by new A&M OL Coach Adam Cushing, successfully picking up an interior stunt.
Be still my heart.
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Nobody will be talking about a regular season NFL game five years from now.
The 2018 LSU vs A&M thriller will be talked about by great-grandparents in 2088.
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Johnny Manziel will remain the most recent Browns QB to win a game on a Sunday until at least September of 2018.
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Roll with Earley. Bring everyone back. Build a monster staff. Pour money into NIL and facilities.
Win.
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A missed field goal. A blocked field goal. A fumble by the backup quarterback in field goal range. A fumble through the endzone. A failed two point attempt.
I'm going to throw up.
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Wrecking Crew.
That's what this is.
Wrecking Crew.
Brings a damn tear to my eye.
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The pursuit.
"I was pursued pretty aggressively by them and we'll just leave it at that," Kentucky head coach Mark Stoops said of the A&M job, when it was open.
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Kyler looking like a kid trying to pull off a Bo costume for Halloween.
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@TexAgs
Even now, he doesn't realize he screwed up.
He thinks the ball being a foot closer to the first down is what tips the scales.
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In SEC play, Texas A&M has ZERO touchdowns, running or passing, longer than 45 yards.
(And an anemic 3 longer than 25 yards.)
If your offense is not explosive and cannot score from anywhere in the field in 2023, you will lose.
Jimbo's entire model of how to win is wrong.
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Ref doing a great job filling in for the injured yell leader.
Got this crowd motivated.
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Awarding the defensive team possession of the football when the offense fumbles out of bounds in the endzone.
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Breaking down the ESPN midseason All American team:
Texas A&M - 2 (Sternberger & Mann)
Rest of the SEC - 9
Entire Big XII - 1
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After a decade in the
@SEC
, the league will have scheduled Texas A&M against Wake Forest as many times as it has scheduled Texas A&M against Kentucky and Georgia combined.
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WE GOT HYPE VIDEOS FOR ENGINEERING BUILDINGS YALL
Opening soon... the Zachry Engineering Education Complex!
#NewZachry
#TAMUEngr
#TAMU
[Captioned video: ]
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can we talk about how springer's homer literally set off an explosion when it landed?
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It was a throwback to 1998 and this game was won in a most 1998-Aggie-like fashion.
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Enjoy the beauty of the Jimbo offense with an Adazzio OL.
Fully 7 available blockers to handle 4 rushers, and a defender runs straight to the QB effectively unimpeded.
This is hot, dysfunctional garbage. In game 7.
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Tennessee spent the entire half hand-delivering engraved invitations for A&M to take a two-score lead, and Jimbo, always the courteous guest, steadfastly refused.
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@tomemmer
@realDonaldTrump
BREAKING: Man claiming to be "working to balance the budget and rein in government spending" endorses candidate that signed every omnibus and the CARES Act, adding $8 trillion to the national debt in four years.
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Now that it's canceled, can we discuss the humor in a nazi trying to speak in a plaza named after a guy famous for killing LOTS of nazis?
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Watched a ton of college football today.
Yet only once did I see this degree of Pop Warner ineptitude.
Truly, the best coaching.
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No, his biggest sin was repeatedly losing to everyone not named Arkansas.
COLUMN: Kevin Sumlin’s biggest sin at Texas A&M was getting overpaid. At Arizona, he might be a bargain. via
@USATODAY
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Kevin Sumlin has traded up and will take Johnny Manziel to Texas A&M with the 15th pick.
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At halftime, A&M introduces three former students: The Secretary of Energy, The Chairman of Saudi Aramco, and the Chairman and CEO of ExxonMobil.
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"Look at them sharing water... just out of the cap of that bottle..."
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The much-maligned-in-recent-years Aggie offensive line played a HELL of a game tonight, y'all.
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