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A gifted kid who won a math competition now writes JIRA tickets for a living.
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Looking for a product manager with at least 3 years experience for remote work but preferably based in Africa. The role is for a short term gig (6 months) and the budget is $2,000 per month.
#remotework
#IkoKaziKE
#ikokazi
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Was your boyfriend’s day as good as mine ama nishugulike na maisha yangu😂😂😂
Also,
#Impeachboth
#Rutomustgo
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Looking for someone that’s good with Microsoft excel and powerpoint for some work. Needed immediately. DM.
#IkoKazi
#ikokazike
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Kilifi ⛅️
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You try dating in Nairobi and you end up realizing just how much trauma people carry…
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&& the blind shall see?
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Only 497 VIP tickets available for Solfest… I really hope
@sautisol
keep it that way.
#Solfest2023
#SAUTISOLLASTDANCE
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Pet peeve; Sending videos and photos to my friends who use Android devices… the quality goes from 4k to 144p so fast😭😭😭
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I’ll be honest, being a resident of Kileleshwa, I was worried having
@RobertAlai
as my MCA. But my perception on him has drastically changed recently. He is the MCA we need and deserve. Good job Mheshimiwa.
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Hey
@Safaricom_Care
what happens when Paypal issues a refund to a payment I made using GlobalPay on a card I’ve already canceled? Will it still be credited to my Mpesa?
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One is a thief and the other is an all rounded human being. So, done?
Okay away from cars. Who do you think he is the best chef between Holy Dave and Ombachi ?
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💀💀💀
You give 1 female your all and she’ll show you exactly why you need 10.
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@MwambaShirley
I took my classes at dance center Kenya, was pretty easy but the person you’re paired with also plays a major role on how fast you can grasp… YT is also good
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Mason Greenwood is a rapist, the woman going back to him doesn’t change what he did.
Being a United fan, I’d rather we go decades w/out a trophy than winning one because we had a rapist in the team.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Naona nikama hio 2k mmelipwa utamnunulia White cane na kikombe aanze career kama kipofu aombe ombe hapo town😂
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My partner would never experience this… 🤣
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It’s such a shame hearing some of the views of the people we hold close in regard to what
@Israel
is doing to Palestines in Gaza.
The only difference between us and the people who live in Gaza is geography, this isn’t a religious war, it’s genocide.
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A penalty shoot out between Kenyan club, Kariobangi Sharks and Everton.
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13 seconds of honest work…
Scenes before I go ahead and give her the next 3 best seconds of her life
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That 2016 Oscar’s opening by Chris Rock is something else….
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wtf is this. Also,
#Rutomustgo
@leko__shoba
Lol every sip. So if you had 100 sips, there's 600 percent alcohol in your blood
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eat ur apples bro, the future doctors of Kenya are doing molly and lines every weekend.
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Wakadinali....
5 hour car drive and you can only listen to one Kenyan artiste, name the artiste.
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Showing up is only part of it; How we show up matters just as much.
This is true when I was younger I didn’t understand why my grandma used to go to a lot of things she was invited to. But now I am older I really get it, friendship at the core of it is about showing up. So now I too make an effort to make time to show up.
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Going for my first oontz event kesho na I don’t use drugs… pray for me.
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Definitely recommend.
someone close to me did acid a year ago and realized he was coping with anxiety by overeating and immediately switched to coping with anxiety by running 7 miles a day (which he is still doing)
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Sooner or later, we get to see who sides with the oppressors… such a shame coming from you.
Gen Z infighting. Some are going on loan. Others permanent transfer. These kids thought ile kazi akina Imanyara, Muite,Shikuku,Masinde Muliro, Kibwana, Njehu Gatabaki, Raila Odinga, Orengo did can be done virtually & with bravado. From we will fix the country to fixing each other
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In the same flight as Gachagua’s wife this morning & Im just wondering why tf does this woman travel with 8 assistants???
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Finding out Refilwe and the oracle are in the same compound as Dikana mansion 😂😂😂
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This hands down is one of the neatest sites I’ve seen…
UX Twitter [or Product Folks]; I have been on a self-impressed high ever since I launched my portfolio website last night. I need honest critiques that can help me improve my game before I'm drunk on my own supply. Here's the link:
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That’s impressive….
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Haha, do these people consult with their legal teams before such statements? Article 27 is pretty clear.
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@mayar_dollin
The vetting never ends for anyone that has a name that doesn't sound 'Kenyan'. I got vetted thrice when applying for my ID, had to get a letter from my primary school, sheikh, chief and one elder.
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This…
If your girlfriend/ boyfriend…husband/wife is an Advocate and you are not!!..reduce the number of phone calls and text messages!
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Na sisi who normally put sugar kwa mkebe ya toss😭😭😭
Huyu akipata tukichunga chai na vest si ata call Gidi na Ghost?
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The incels on this tweet have clearly never been in a loving relationship. This is exactly how people in loving relationships are like, no ‘red flags’ at all.
My people.
What can you say about Grace Ekipara's body language against Pascal Tokodi?
He should have seen it coming.
But simps will always ignore red flags.
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Some mornings you wake up and just relive the whole experience.
Their days Grief hits you (hard) & your whole body freezes but tears .
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This would piss me off
How to Validate Your Partner During Difficult Conversations.
1. I hear you, please continue.
2. I see how that hurt you, I really want us to work on this issue.
3. I know this is hard for you to express. Take your time.
4. Thank you for sharing your feelings with me.
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👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
My first day officially transitioning from Individual Contributor to people manager at my co.
Looks like it’ll be a hell of a ride.
[Image: taken by human]
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@Marklewis_M
@DrManyonyiFRCS
But isn’t this where latent defects come in? The seller has a duty to disclose.
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God, it’s me again 🕯️🕯️
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@timpiyiann
😂😂😂 if he does any better, I’ll hook you up with a week’s supply of that ‘drug’ of yours.
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My heart breaks for newbies trying to get a job in tech… With all these layoffs in FAANG, a lot of folks will be competing for the same spots. You can’t control layoffs, but you can control your skills, work on that.
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Siemens
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Galaxy pocket
Nokia lumia
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iPhone 14 Pro
Quote this tweet with your cellphone journey ever since you first owned one. I'll start:
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Huawei
Samsung (Current)
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@chirrey_
Yes, I think it's 24k and inpatient is 1.5m, has optical and dental as well. Been using it for quite some time now.
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@ChichiKosgeyMFT
😂😂😂 here I was thinking I’m the only one that stays up watching that… have you tried The River?
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Which parents?
Parents have urged Ruto to retain Education Cabinet Secretary George Omore Magoha.
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Had mine for a couple of months and it’s one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.
Really good thread.
HERE WE GO! I had doubts about this car last year. I especially the 2.2L Diesel - KE series. But after being driven in one and reading about it, nilisema kaende! This was on day 1..
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The kind of clients I have encountered over the years… 😭😭😭
When I first started my Airbnb, I was so extra.
Other than the basic necessities like tissue and soap, I would provide cooking items like flour, rice, sugar, coffee, tea, cocoa, A first aid kid, diapers, sanitary towels for emergencies, Vaseline, bathing flannels, chargers, and
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@mayar_dollin
and the first time I lost my ID, getting a new one issued was hectic, they interrogated me to make sure I didn't sell it to Alshaabab...
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@Ma3Route
@ntsa_kenya
@PoliceKE
@zablonorina1
@zablonorina1
I’ve already done all that, but I still want to nab the idiot 🤷🏾♂️
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This.
Ukipata mtu wako mapema na ako in their right mind, mnaeza fanya so much in less than 5 years..
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