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Tony soprano really made fun of fat people as if he wasn't 😂😂
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If Ruto being the 5th doesn't scare the crap out of you, you are insane😭😭
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More Free Cybersecurity courses and certifications...a thread.
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Unapita Kayole, Dandora na Umoja and you're like "no way people in highschool used to brag about living here"😭😭
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If you are still not aware.. Oracle is offering free Cloud Infrastructure Certification till August 31..please enroll if you're interested. I'm sharing the link below.
Happy learning!
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I'm doing a thread of a couple 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 Cybersecurity courses provided by the CISA (Cyber & Infrastructure Security Agency of the United States). Enroll if you are interested or share with someone who might be.
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If you've done Cybersecurity introductory courses and you're looking for a course in ethical hacking, there's one on Cisco's Skills For All platform. It's
Free, Self paced, 70 Hours long with 34 labs and you'll get a certificate at upon completion. I'm sharing the link below.
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Jacob Juma's tweets are so surreal and haunting...he was tweeting about Ruto 10 years ago...he was feeling the same thing we are feeling and probably worse because he was mostly doing this alone. We seriously have to end this cycle... there's no other way😭
#RejevtFinanceBill2024
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Guys... remember the media coverage on what happened in Nyanza yesterday was nonexistent. People died there too. Alot of them.
Do not forget them.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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I need you and your friend to grow up. Urgently.
There's more tea..
To WORSEN it..nigga was WhatsApp calling her the previous night..First 🚩 ndio akamuinvite kwa the free event over the wozzap call☠️☠️
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Frying nduma is madness... whoever came up with this deserves the chair😭
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Kuanza job hunting tena na kuandika cover letters. My goodness😭
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You used "a ransomware attack" and "motive still unknown" in the same sentence? I'm crying.
DATA STOLEN in Naivas Supermarket ransomware attack, motive of attackers still unknown, company chief commercial officer Willy Kimani says.
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I have a couple of Cybersecurity and SOC Analyst interview questions with answers.
You can use them for general Cybersecurity knowledge as well. Find them here:
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No babe wants to have an intellectual conversation with her man 😭 idk what y'all be talking about 😭
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As you make your police brutality video submissions to ICC, also remember
@LarryMadowo
requested that you please send any original videos/footage that you may have of those incidents to
@goodwinallegra
so they can investigate.
#RutoMustGo
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Unasend resumes back to back by the time they get back to you and give you that L you don't even remember who they are and when you applied or why😭😭
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I'd still believe you if you said you're 30
Braiding ni scum,how do I explain to someone that I am 23 and not 17😂💔
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Random person after finding out mimi ni mmeru: So unakulanga jaba?
First of all, umbwa wewe😭
What is the most annoying question that people ask you?
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You opened the door finally. People can't tell the difference between a real cry for help and attention seeking because of bimbos like you. Dumb women are a menace.
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@LarryMadowo
what you have done for us today... I'm crying real tears😭😭😭
We will never forget.
#RejectFinanceBi2024
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Ukicatch feelings for someone alafu urealize ako damaged usikae hapo trying to show him/her that ako worth loving..we jikate..saves you a lot of trouble
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Kama unastruggle financially and you have a baby on the way vitu kama baby shower hazifai kukua on your mind ata lmao
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Nilijaribu kwenda tech events when I was job hunting nilikua najipata nimekaa pekeangu kwa corner more than once haha sio must btw😭
Networking hunishinda ju two seconds in i will be missing the chicken i left at home
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Yeast infested coochie huezi nyimwa..lazma umsaidie kuscratch where her fingers don't reach haha lmao
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Mungu mwenye ameacha Omosh afike hapo ndio unaomba akusaidie usifike hio level?
Mungu anisaidie nisiwahi fika hii level ya Omosh manze 😢😢
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No one took advantage of you because you are a good person. You just (knowingly) let a lot of shit slide because you are dumb and weak. Becoming a *bad" person won't fix it the problem you think you have.
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Netflix has the worst TV shows and movie collection no wonder everyone starts fucking lmao
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Just to let you guys know that the registration for Strathmore University's Data Protection course starts today. It's a 4-week intensive short course,free, self paced and no prerequisites. Here's the registration link:
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HIV is doing crazy numbers and y'all think fucking around is funny??
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I found this amazing platform you can check out if you want a free Microsoft 365 Security Administration Training....head over to all you have to do is sign up!
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Hey
@YourAnonCentral
how bad do things have to get in Kenya before you show everyone you mean business?😭😭
#FreeBilly
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Google recently rolled out a new Cybersecurity Certificate. If you can't afford to pay 49$ monthly and you are okay with just getting the content, you can enroll in a single classes for free and choose to audit the content. I'm sharing the links below. Share with your friends.
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If you told me 2023 would end with me signing an employment contract I wouldn't have believed it... I'm in tears bro 😭😭
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Sisi wa kuswallow we can't be fooled like this
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This position will have you pulling a GK Nyambura on a nigga fr😭
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Ukikosa your daily dose of clout unaonanga ni kama utakufa..how sad and pathetic.
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I'm sorry but he's right.
Shindeni hapo mkisema he is telling y'all not to have friends when the point is right there.
Female friends!
The role that single women play in breaking up women in relationships is understated. You will have a good girl one time and the next she has a new bestie who starts imposing certain lifestyles on her and in no time you don't even recognize your girl anymore.
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I just realized that I applied for an information technology manager position at Villa Rosa Kempinski 3 weeks ago and I recently graduated 😭 I'm just trying to figure out if I was on any drugs.
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They should test the president's genitalia for your DNA.
Mumezoea government inaamka 3pm, mukipata ya 7am mnasema ni usiku. Ghasia.
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Ukitoa laughing emojis kwa tweets za uyo Anita unabaki na an empty head lmao
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Huwa mna end aje boring ass conversations especially kama its over a phone call?
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My Microsoft PM just told me that I'm one of the best people she has in her team and she hopes I plan to stay for a long time😭😭 like where else would I want to go lmao
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Btw, the application for Microsoft's Software Engineering program is currently going on. Please check that out and do the necessary!
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If you come across this on your tl please retweet..let's help bring the girl home 🥺🥺
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The exchange was unnecessarily long haha. She was setting him up so she'd screenshot this and share in that WhatsApp group and make a big deal out of it with her fellow bimbos. Yikes.
Wewe atleast you were invited for "coffee"
Si my pal juzi was invited to attend that free car show pale KICC😂😂😂
She even thought ikona tickets until the guy excitedly said "nooo it's actually freeeee"
Baby girl alijam..the group chat was HOT that day.😂😂
Wacha nipost convo
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I have been following this thread..they seek mentorship from him then he starts to blur the lines.. asking to take them places and they agree. Kwanza wtf are you doing sleeping over more than once in a man's place willingly?This is bs..all I see is an agenda lmao
More and more ladies are coming out with similar stories about the same person.
Here's a few.
I have even more damning stories including of physical abuse.
But Let's protect those identities for now.
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A normal sized purse inaweza toshea atleast two pieces of pads incase of an emergency. You and those women who want men who aren't their boyfriends to have pads in their houses for them to use are just being weird. For no reason btw.
I find it so hilarious that being a heterosexual man in my society is not associated with mindfulness or kindness. Just because I store pads in my house for emergencies I’m considered a pick me or a nice guy. For being decent. With my money. Heh 😂😂
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Lmao no guy is going to lose sleep over this, i promise you.
Dear men, girls talk! When you do weird stuff in bed...they tell their friends and nick name you.
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1. Introduction to Cybersecurity:
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Freelancing is the pits bro...you may spend nights working on something and the client tells you to eat shit (not in those words but same point)😭
I want a 9 to 5 job so bad😭
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hawa huanza tweets with "i dont know who needs to hear this" hujiona modern day Shakespeares
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Huyo Elodie and the likes of her ndio hufanya real GBV victims wakose kupata the help they need. Everyone thinks it's a joke. Such a piece of sh*t..!
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Who called it mkutano wa fundi wa viatu and not cobler squad?
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Mna engage with back to back conversations with pedophiles for what reason?? Do you really think someone who would publicly try to explain sexual misconduct between a teacher and a student is worth your time? Like be fr.
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You are the same woman who was begging for bonga points on this tl ulipe sijui nini. Probably the most peasant shit I've ever seen. Sit down please.
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Between the touts working hard for their money and you who's tweeting this garbage at 8am,nani akona fatherless behavior?
For the last couple of months, I have been transacting purely on Mpesa. I also use matatu often. I have noticed more than 50% of the Kikuyu touts have a lady's surname. This tells you alot about our society and the fatherless-ness issue. Again look at the sector they are in.
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Bullying politicians for absolutely no reason on the tl is allowed..!
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"Please" kitu gani??
Kama unafanya gain trains sahii you are a moron and an imbecile.
This is not the time.
#FreeBilly
Waseh.
Please tu pause follow trains kiasi tu tweet
#FreeBilly
!!
We need Billy
@_CrazyNairobian
found and out!!
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Why should I click yes when I can actually make no money at the comfort of my own home?😭
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I think marriage hukua all about survival..and the easiest way to survive in it is getting married to people who you're friends with and they actually like you..so that when love fades away(because it eventually will) mtakua na some bonds holding together whatever you have😂😂
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Hamkua mnajua statehouse is a protected area before jana? It has been explained that the bill will still pass. We didn't really get a win. Msiende state house but mnakataa kuadmit we still have a fight on our hands and this is why everyone considers you guys sellouts!
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Ingekua ingekua a guy amepost anything close to implying that one of his lil female relatives hupenda kucheza na any of his body parts angekua crucified huku ajab but rn juu its a chic sasa its all cute and shit?lmaoo
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A thread with a couple of free courses you can look at if you are interested in Cloud Security...
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The sexual tension between Kimuzi and writing long ass threads saying nothing is just..!
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Huyo ameanza kuattack Oduk na anakuanga mdaku tu kama yeye😂😂isn't this app funny!
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Na iyo sura?oh boy.
Nataka nipige mtoto wa mtu character development hadi atiii💯💯💯
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2. Cybersecurity Essentials:
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3. Intro to Information Security:
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Afro Beats is a genre for kienyejis.
At my place my system can't play Afro beats utaskiza Peru kwa earphones ukienda kwako
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Yes Lilith..she's the woman implied in Genesis 1:27(the first account of creation)..she hated the submissive sex posture and argued with Adam over who should be on top during sex..she uttered some divine words akagrow wings,god sent 3 angels after her wakampata in a certain sea
Ati before Eve there was another woman that God created akakataa kuwa under Adam , God akamrelease ati hizo ndio the current day demons... Alafu Sasa ndio Eve akatengenezwa from Adam
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Jimmy Gait trending at number one bothers me..
#JusticeForKianjokomaBrothers
should be up there.. I'll never understand people's obsession with paying attention to crap.
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That mentor and mentee in tech bs huniboo sana lmao there's tones and tones of information on the internet from people who've made it in the field you're interested in and they don't have to tell you about it personally. Mimi idk huwa mnatafuta nini but well..
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The worst part of being unemployed is the people close to you asking kama unatafutanga kazi..like the rejection emails haven't made you feel shitty enough.
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