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โ๏ธ Unofficial The shitting cancers back and this time it will kill me #fuckcancer
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Mariia, my cousin's Ukrainin guest I picked up last week is a whirlwind. So far she's registered with GP, opened bank account, been to the contact group, visited her family members hosted in Kent on the train on her own, bought a bike and GOT A JOB! Today's her 8th day in the UK
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I've got pregnant from a toilet seat.
I also developed a cold sore on my lip the next day for no apparent reason. Strongly suspect the mask is to blame.
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It's clear now why Ms Oakeshott doesn't want lockdown breaches investigated. I didn't have my cancer treatment cut short so she could go to a fucking barbeque
This is absolutely pathetic. Corona is killing people in care homes; kids aren't back at schools, but Labour run Durham County Council wastes time/energy "investigating" the legal status of a Cummings family cottage. Get a grip!
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Jeremy Corbyn is 69 years old.
Theresa May is 62 years old
Vince Cable is 75 years old.
We need younger, more energetic leadership across the board.
No wonder there is such stagnation.
#pastitpoliticians
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New Year Resolution 2021:
Overthrow the govt
Lose a stone
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@janebramley
Unless he can prove that he's said the same thing to a son in similar circumstances, then he needs a formal warning
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For many years I ran an elite programme at an elite UK university. I never had a student without an offer from another country. The best simply won't come. Idiots
From today, the majority of foreign university students cannot bring family members to the UK.
In 2024, weโre already delivering for the British people.
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I have restricted replies to my tweet due to some of the responses. My intention was to update regular followers on a story they have watched develop over many weeks. For reference, I think all people fleeing conflict deserve help and that the Rwanda Scheme is in human
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@toryboypierce
Is that the same ULEZ expansion Grant Shapps ordered Sadiq Khan to introduce?
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I was in a HORDE of FILTHY REMOANERS. I am so proud i think i might burst
#filthyremainer
#hordeofremoaners
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Tory cavasser has just been round. My chemo was cancelled because of the pandemic, and there's a chance if we'd locked down earlier then I might not have incurable cancer now. I don't think the poor sap was prepared for the venom I feel towards those fuckers
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@Channel4
@jamieoliver
No, I bloody well will not be joining
@jamieoliver
on Monday. If I want tips on store cupboard cooking I'll go to the expert
@BootstrapCook
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@simonharris_mbd
She's damned if she does and damned if she doesn't. She really can't win with some people
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If you weren't stockpiling before, i bet you are now
.
@MattHancock
asks the public to not stockpile medicine in preparation for a no-deal Brexit and says that they will work with the pharmaceutical industry to reach demand.
#Peston
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Sunak claims that when the last Labour govt left office the banking system was broken. He'd know all about that - He broke it.
#ToryManifesto
#gtto
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I've ordered a big curry and I'm getting myself a stiff drink. I know everybody's got it bad but I am so bloody lonesome
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Dear
@JamesDalyMP
If the police find
@AngelaRayner
committed no offence, then we, THE TAXPAYER, expect you PERSONALLY, to reimbursement us for the colossal waste of OUR money.
#FiscalResponsibility
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Hello
@SimonClarkeMP
You seem to have deleted this tweet from last night with your kneejerk assumption about a police officer. I don't see your apology to this officer for fuelling a pile-on against him. You put him in danger. Shame on you
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I don't know who this girl is or what she did, but apparently she's more of a threat than James Godard.
#brokenbritain
Young girl forced to the floor and arrested. Classmates really upset. No explanation.
#schoolstrike4climate
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Got a new job starting next month.
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I passed my 1st probation meeting at work today. It's been tough going back after cancer treatment and lockdown, especially working at home on my jax, but it's a nice feeling that I haven't arsed it up.
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Speaking as an incurable cancer patient, i can tell you that you,
@VictoriaAtkins
, have let us all down by belittling our doctors today. Not a negotiating strategy that has ever worked. Admit you are wrong RIGHT NOW if people like me are ever going to get the care we need.
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Having cancer is absolute shit and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. I'm only 53.
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@grantshapps
Bearing in mind the number of Tory MPs testing positive, do you not think it's time to rethink protections like masks?
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A couple of weeks after my dad died my mum adopted an elderly "hard to home" golden lab. They were two old ladies who found each other and gave each other a lot of happiness when they both needed someone the most. Age finely caught up with Polly today. We will miss her.
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@Channel4
@jamieoliver
@BootstrapCook
I'd also like to point out as a cancer patient that Jack has pretty much nourished me through my chemo with her store cupboard recipes... she's not jumping on a bandwagon, she is THE EXPERT
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In the most 2021 thing ever, my sad lamp has arrived and won't turn on
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FFS
@RishiSunak
, make your wife happy, call an election and piss off to California. If this govt was a dog, you'd take it to the vet
#PMQs
#GeneralElectionN0W
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@BBCNewsnight
Ms Hayter is a member of "The Seeds of Wealth Ministries". This is not a religion in the sense that most British people understand the term. She is not wearing a dog collar in any of her YouTube clips or in any results from Google images. This research took me minutes.
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Surrey Labour Supporters,
Completely understand that voting LibDem might stick in your throats, but seeing Raab have the smug smile wiped off his face when he loses will be a mega, mega consolation prize. It will make you happy. Promise xx
#harrydunn
#FreeNazanin
Esher & Walton, constituency voting intention:
CON: 46% (-13)
LDEM: 41% (+24)
LAB: 9% (-11)
via
@DeltapollUK
, 21 - 26 Nov
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@CharliePontoon
100% with you. Those poor Syrian people being shipped to Rwanda are also fleeing war. Likewise the Afghanis who escaped last August. I make donations, but it's been nice to help and get to know one family.
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@flat__stanley
@theJeremyVine
@JeremyVineOn5
@channel5_tv
It's also incredible that she thinks the British banking and financial sector is run by a few counter staff in her local branch. Please can you get some panelists on who aren't "telly people" and actually know what they're talking about.
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My cancer blood markers are stable and pretty good. I started at 1700. Normal is 30. I'm just over 100 now so that's good news
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@JaneyGodley
With me a few bits kept growing even though most of it fell so I cropped to No1. Skin on my scalp got very sensitive so I didn't want to shave
(Just 4 you, here's the worst photo I have ever posted on twitter โค)
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Corbyn wants to fob Labour members off with a statement saying they will support
#peoplesvote
in "exceptional circumstance".
WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK THESE ARE, YOU APPALLING TOOLS?
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"But 24 hours later, he said โI feel weirdโ and collapsed. I felt breathless, sometimes achy, but Dom couldnโt get out of bed." (Mary Wakefield) Apart from breaking lockdown, what the hell were they doing endangering others on the road
#cummingsresign
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"Clear"... I'll tell you exactly what's clear...
@bbclaurak
is a Tory puppet and is a danger to our democracy
What's going on in the London Mayoral race? No votes have been counted yet, so hold on to your hats.. but it is clear tonight that the race is much much closer than some polls had suggested...
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@heggruth
@kate_rackham
@MWassock
"Positive vibes" gets right up my nose. People die because cancer is a bastard, not because they weren't chippy enough.
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@CGreenUK
What was "unabiguous" about the Referendum result? In fact, Leave won a narrow victory based at least in part on promises on the NHS that turned out to be lies. Now it appears that
#VoteLeaveBrokeTheLaw
Even Kenya has re-run unsafe results like these.
#brexitcrooks
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@liz_lizanderson
@SCrabbPembs
Absolutely, you Mr Crabb, have personal responsibility for this and should be issuing travelling apologies to all those who will lose their jobs because of your actions
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Week 9
#Couchto5K
complete. Indoors including 3 weeks of radiotherapy. 12 weeks post chemo.
#shielded
#fuckcancer
#noexcuses
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@JamesMelville
I've been on Nepalese roads only very slightly better than that. The reason you don't look down is bc sometimes there's a bus at the bottom. Once you've seen that, it really is squeaky bum time
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@drphiliplee1
@MPSHackney
I'll have you know I've been in my garden enjoying the odd rum and coke, if it'd all the same to you
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I actually think I hate Tories more now than I did when I was 17. I'm 58. Stick that in your demographic calculator widget CCHQ
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Enough of your jollies
@trussliz
- your No1 job is to
#FreeNazanin
. You could not insult Richard and Gabriella more with your global gallivanting
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Teen's new passport has arrived. Still ๐ช๐บโค๐
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@johnredwood
I'm a single mother battling cancer. I made a plan which didn't involve a long drive, going from London to a rural area and endangering my mother.
#HypocriteCummings
needs to explain why, with all his privilege, I can do that and he can't?
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Can we get this going over the weekend please?
And yes i know petitions mean nothing but we need to make sure there is no let up.
Petition: Call an immediate general election to end the chaos of the current government
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Disgraceful from
@BethRigby
saying Keir Starmer is untrustworthy for not pretending our economy has been decimated by 14 years of Tory govt. What he's saying is the definition of honesty
Is she auditioning to replace
@bbclaurak
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Having my second vaccine next Friday. My mum having hers tomorrow. Delighted
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You can all stop worrying about the weather. I've just bought a raincoat.
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One of my brain tumours has grown. The treatment I've been on for the last few months has damaged my heart. Starting
#enhertu
on Friday.
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@Ladies4Leave
My son was born a UK/EU citizen and as he is under 18 you are removing his birthright without even consulting him. There is NOTHING democratic or even decent about that.
#BitchesAgainstBrexit
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First radiotherapy done. All fine. Having tea and cake
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Please read this if you haven't already. Please also remember that Patrick Kielty's father was murdered in the Troubles. He knows exactly what the danger is.
Dear
@BorisJohnson
,
There is no better Brexit when it comes to the Good Friday Agreement and Northern Ireland. As you still seem bamboozled by all this Paddywackery hereโs a few pointers for your next stab in the dark -
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Some high profile Remainers have been saying we need to be nicer to Corbyn to which I say,
HAVE YOU LOST YOU MINDS
#CorbynOut
Jeremy Corbyn to highlight economic 'benefit' of Brexit as he demands UK stop relying on 'cheap labour from abroad'
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If you have Tory canvassers round, please resist the urge to tell them to naff off. Tell them how angry you are and why. Make them give up knocking on doors because it's so unpleasant. Make them disappear for a decade so we can rebuild our lovely country
#GeneralElectionlNow
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@carolJhedges
@TomTugendhat
Quite a few more of us are planning on becoming Scots and taking our money with us
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I think I have just heard my next door neighbour fart through the wall
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@JaneyGodley
Fatima Whitbread was massively abused in her day and I don't think you using her to make your point here is at all kind or considerate of her at all
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How can we trust London's finances to a woman who can't be trusted with her own wallet and then lies about it?
@Councillorsuzie
@SadiqKhan
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Some observations on people's reactions to being diagnosed with Stae 4 cancer
1. Most people are very kind and I thank them for that
2. Some people ignore you (don't do that, i see you)
3. Please don't phone me bawling. I'm having trouble keeping myself together
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@BootstrapCook
You've literally nourished me through chemotherapy- except today when I felt good so went to Wagas xx
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My ex husband used to say not to think too much because it makes you unhappy. I'm thinking too much.
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@BootstrapCook
Just noticed that more people like a tweet from nobody me than C4's - just shows how misjudged this is.
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Fucking, shitting cancer. Just fuck off, you fucking skipload of wank
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@implausibleblog
@zidanesboots
I thought buying seats in Parliamenf was outlawed in the 19th century
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Cleaning my house after a full day of work ready for surgery tomorrow. Knackered and stressed
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Dear
@UKLabour
Calling for a public enquiry on
#VoteLeaveBrokeTheLaw
is a total cop out. We need to
#SuspendA50
now
Yours
A former Labour voter
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@markjenkinsonmp
@DavidLammy
@LBC
@UKLabour
@Keir_Starmer
SIX YEARS it took to get rid of Peter Bone and you allowed his girlfriend to potentially replace him. People in general aren't safe under a
@Conservatives
party riddled with sex pests. It took Labour one working day to sacrifice Rochdale for the greater good. You utter hypocrite
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This is me on 21st May 2020. 15 sessions of radiotherapy alone, with an immune system decimated by chemo - exhausted, afraid and lonely. Fuck you
#DowningStreetParty
cunts
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@Otto_English
@Bernie_Torme
Maybe he's pitching for an ITVBe series The Only Way Is Fascist?
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@Telegraph
She has a proper job and their son is currently sitting his GCSEs. She has her priorities right
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I had swine flu and a five year old as a single parent We muddled through but he ate a lot of crisps
I had a 3 and half year old a new born and sepsis and I coped.
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I wonder how many other MPs want to look like they enjoy their jobs again?
Visuals matter...and ....on that front methinks these guys r up and running....
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@mcquillan_ruth
Do you think I'm silly enough to leave an unplugged router lying about? I've never been so insulted!
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@mikegalsworthy
Never being able to look your leave supporting friends and family in the same way again
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Scan results yesterday not good. Secondary Stage 4 bc tumours on my spine and liver. There's a treatment plan. Hope it works
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I have complained to the BBC about the clear bias here. We cannot allow the narrative of the "lefty bbc" to go unchallenged. Please do the same if you have 5 minutes
Laura Kuenssberg after finishing her interview with a Tory MP and Laura Kuenssberg after finishing her interview with a Labour MPโฆ
#bbclaurak
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If there are any hospital doctors or nurses in battersea working too hard to do you shopping, please shout, I'll leave you a homemade dinner in your doorstep to ping when you get home. Just shout
@paulsinha
@RoryStewartUK
My friend has just messaged me after working a 12hr shift,she works on NICU & they've been told they will probably have to work extra shifts on adult wards,she's 66 & a widow,she's pooped in the supermarket on her way home & there's nothing on the shelves,STOP STOCKPILING PLEASE!
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#324
deaths at this stage of lockdown is not acceptable. Please do what you can to protect yourselves over the next few weeks. This government is too incompetent to protect you
#domnishambles
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