@madamndeficit
@theheatherhogan
My 4yo dramatically yells with tears streaming down his face “YOU’RE TRYING TO KILL ME YOU JUST WANT ME TO DIE!” whenever I ask him to do something…like get dressed or flush the toilet once he’s done.
Exiting the stadium, a Tigers fan just patted a Guards fan on the back and said “F*** the Yankees.” Guards fan fist bumped him and said “F*** the Yankees.”
I love the Midwest.
#ForTheLand
#GuardsBall
"A lot because I know how he likes to play."
Brayan Rocchio discusses how well the chemistry between him and Andrés Giménez has grown.
#ForTheLand
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@CleGuardians
@shillman1
For the vast majority of Americans, yes. It’s loans and credit cards paid off. A house in many cities. Is it set for life? No. But does it make a lot of problems go away and allow for more current freedom? Yes.
my favorite side storyline of the postseason so far is
@pedroavilaa7
being our biggest hypeman in the dugout. Bro isn't playing but is OUTSIDE THE DUGOUT cheering his boys on waving his towel like a lunatic and I LOVE HIM for it
On the field, he’s one of the league’s most unheralded superstars.
Off the field, he’s the team’s top comedian, whose energy & antics in the clubhouse are a sight to behold.
These are the hilarious stories that explain why José Ramírez is one of a kind:
@m1n3f13ld
@madamndeficit
@theheatherhogan
He’s so damn dramatic and his feelings are SO BIG. The first time he said something like this I had a mini freak out but now I just roll my eyes and tell him he’s fine and flushing the toilet isn’t going to kill him.
Two years ago my husband had a craving for Stadium Mustard and bought what he thought was two bottles off of Amazon.
They were actually being sold by the CASE.
We still have mustard.
@clhubes
from about 2 to 3 my oldest went through a horrible clingy phase where he refused to let go of me during day care drop off. daily i would suitcase-carry him into daycare, throw him at his teacher, and sprint away. because 5 mins after i left he was TOTALLY fine.
@emilykmay
My kids school mascot is a husky so we call our grown ups "Pack Leaders" and it includes any adult in your life. We tell parents, guardians, aunts, uncles, grandparents, close family friends, any adult who is important and impactful in the child's life is welcome!
here is a tweet from a fan of every MLB team calling for their manager to be fired this season
(except for the guardians, they seem to really love stephen vogt)