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physically in indiana, mentally in cle ✌🏼this is a cleveland sports account. if you know me in real life, it’s not for you
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i need you all to stop taking my tweets seriously, i have not ever said something on this app and genuinely meant it
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@Keefler_Elf
i think that once spelled tasty like “t-a-s-t-e-y” and people ate it up he knew knew he could do anything he wanted
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biggest game of the season, college game day, and halloween weekend lol RIP to OSU’s student body
Ready for round 2, Buckeyes?
We’re headed back to Columbus for Penn State vs. Ohio State.
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i don’t even like deshaun watson but something tells me this recap isn’t totally accurate
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former buckeyes leading the 49ers defense. cavs minority owner performing at halftime. cleveland kid has the biggest pop star in the world chugging beers with his family. as it should be
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i mean wtf is this?
do fans of all mlb teams feel personally victimized by early season start times or is it just me?
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will brennan killed a bird and we won 2 straight series against bird teams so if you’re a twin…sleep with one eye open i guess
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hedges was 0-36 and we didn’t notice? man we must be playing good baseball
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ronald acuna laughing at steven kwan created a monster i tell you
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my heart hurts because the cavs played well enough to win but the refs already knew what they wanted to happen. a shame
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wow ok just scrolled through some of the reactions to the megan rapinoe/vs news and i never want a conservative to call liberals snowflakes ever again. y’all are big mad over WHAT
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josé seems genuinely ashamed of the fight, tbh
As he was presented with a commemorative guitar before his last game at Progressive Field, Miguel Cabrera squared up with José Ramírez 😂😂😂
@MrLapara
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#ForTheLand
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@MiguelCabrera
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wait this is so cute actually. look at us, agreeing on something
here is a tweet from a fan of every MLB team calling for their manager to be fired this season
(except for the guardians, they seem to really love stephen vogt)
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a lot of you seem to forget that tr*vor bau*r was shipped out of here for attitude reasons long before any sort of allegations were made
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@TalkinBaseball_
@LIDOMRD
the way i just had a heart attack despite this not even being possible
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am i wrong for not being pressed about this in the slightest? vogt managed the first two games like a playoff series and won them. at some point you gotta use your B guys or else your A guys’ arms are gonna fall off, and those two wins bought us a chance to do that
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this inspired me. remember how we spammed
@CleGuardians
with bo’s face for a whole month. it’s time to to the same thing to
@mlb
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some were literally shot in the head
President Trump: "No politican in history ...has been treated worse or more unfairly."
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whenever i want to be mad at terry francona i think of him yelling “what the fuck is wrong with you” while pulling trevor bauer from the game and it all washes away
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josh naylor saying he hasn’t played well enough to make the all star game has put literal tears in my eyes. i hate it here
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instagram stories lead me to believe the guardians’ locker room is not too fond of lil timmy lmao
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this one’s gonna do numbers when they both homer in the same inning again
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tom brady sacrificed his family to come out here and get beat by the cleveland browns
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on the chris d’elia situation: why is it so hard for men to not be trash? why can’t y’all just wake up, eat breakfast, read the news, go to work, resist the urge to harass women, go to sleep, repeat? a new celebrity gets exposed every week and that’s just the guys we hear about
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i know this tweet is gonna bite me in the ass but i’m tired of the “guardians play bad teams” argument because yeah, it’s hard to play good teams when almost every team is worse than u
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Bo having 4th of July themed catcher’s gear is hilarious he’s not even american
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confirmed apple tv does not know ball
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@theestallion
every time a dude says it makes him worry for his daughter! if you’re so anti-sex then how did you end up with a daughter, riddle me that
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always been an astros fan. known good and ethical organization. always doing great work
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matt and rick have really lost all semblance of a filter this season and i’m kinda here for it
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the guardians saw your soto, judge, stanton and raised you a ramirez, naylor, fry
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this is funny but on a real note they’ve lost amy schumer and rihanna in a matter of days. it’s probably about time for the NFL to worry
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someone let rick manning address the team, i think he has some things to get off his chest
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i smell chris antonetti cookin but i cant tell if it’s gonna be michelin star or a gas station hot dog
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if josh naylor isn’t a guardian in 2024 i’m out i’ll find a new team
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i know it’s petty but my last memories of lindor in a cleveland uniform are a sour attitude & not hustling out ground balls while the rest of the team was still in a playoff race. then immediately signing an extension the second he left? i hope he’s enjoying his new life
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guys he’s one of us, he can’t be leaving
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the “guardians are bad because dolans cheap” crowd is a baffling one to me because how do you pay enough attention to know the dolans are cheap but not enough attention to know the team consistently wins in spite of that
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idk if you can’t handle this math yourself then maybe sports aren’t for u
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this manzardo interview has me dead “the bullpen did its thing again, how bout that” like two dudes who just cracked open beers on a porch
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mike moustakas was losing 25-1 and now he’s winning 25-1, what a crazy night for him emotionally
Source: The Rockies are trading Mike Moustakas to the Angels. Connor Van Scoyoc is going back to the Rockies.
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trashing mike zunino on his way out says more about you than it says about him btw
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naylor brothers with game tying and then game winning RBIs in the same inning on national siblings day, you really can’t make it up folks
naylor brothers with homers in the same inning on national siblings day, you can’t make it up folks
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it seems like a lot of guards fans are happy about the city connects while non-cle fans hate on them, which really means they’re perfect
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my favorite guardians tradition is gimé making a platinum glove play and trying to stay humble about it but cracking a lil smile anyway
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“last game i gave up five runs because of walks and a hit by pitch so today i just tried not to do that” cookie pls 💀
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jose ramirez looks like he is having the time of his life. this is all i ever need
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i’m a little delulu but if the guards just rattle off an 11 game win streak…
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guys…we can’t blame vogt every time a reliever is bad. sometimes the pitchers just straight up have to be better lol
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so ben lively was just available? all that drama surrounding the SP market and we plucked him off the street?
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got my first “how about them guardians?” at work today man, people are watching 🥹
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someone forgot to tell the camera man that you cut to josh naylor when a guardian has success
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if the guards win a world series i’ll get it tatted
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it is a hideous little reminder that oil companies are heavily responsible for climate change & the poor air quality that has impacted several baseball games this season 🤍
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u know what this is a good point, any adult who doesn’t know how to to make a box of kraft mac n cheese should pay 70% taxes
I have met and/or worked with people who have been very rich for 20 years or more and they are completely divorced from modern American life (don't know how to run a washing machine or know what Mountain Dew is, for example) and the strike is being caused by men who are 50x worse
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chris antonetti and myles straw just hanging out in the stands after he’s been cut is so beautiful and sad
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she said “you can have two naylor brothers but they come with smoke”
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will brennan killing a bird and arias trying not to laugh will mark the moment that saves our season, book it
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clasé wasn’t given a save situation so he created one, i respect the ingenuity
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I’ve lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money…or ratings in not sure which. I won’t be silent. just saw it live sry
#ForTheLand
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athletic training is actually 80% people management and 20% injury treatment/prevention...i don’t think undergrad really prepared me for that
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guardians actual biggest failure as an organization is not having a tiktok. we are missing out on incredible content
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manny ramirez wants a job in cleveland so he can fix oscar gonzalez, somebody make it happen
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i triple dog dare any guardians player who is asked to do a national media appearance to use it as an opportunity to give wind tunnels 100% credit for the team’s success, and you’re not allowed to break character
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chris antonetti traded aaron civale so that josh naylor would fake an injury and the team would suffer and finish in 3rd place all so we could procure a better draft pick and then bounce back as playoff team and use that success as leverage to pull off a heist, he’s a madman
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myles straw is being used perfectly tonight and look how everyone is thriving
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ok my last kyle manzardo tweet of the night: i love his interviews. he sounds like he has no idea what he’s gonna say next but whatever it is, he means it
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josh naylor getting hit by a foul ball in the dugout while he’s 24 hours away from coming off the IL is so 2023 guardians
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ok i think the guards are done but hear me out, what if we hang around the 3-4 games mark and then get triston and bieber back and just go crazy in september
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i was totally cool about losing this game until the umps decided to do it for us
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i'm not going to pretend for a second that i care or know the first thing about nascar but ray cicarelli being pissed about a lack of flag freedom while simultaneously scolding people who kneel at a different flag is fun
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josh naylor being snubbed at every possible opportunity is an indictment of both mlb and the guardians’ marketing strategy. hey maybe the world series ratings were low because the league doesn’t bother promoting anyone from a small market team throughout the entire regular season
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david fry is what you’d get if you asked AI to create a baseball player
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my toxic trait is saying “carl willis can fix him” about literally any disgruntled pitcher
Left-hander Madison Bumgarner has been designated for assignment by the Arizona Diamondbacks, who will eat more than $34 million remaining on his contract, sources tell ESPN. Story, free and unlocked, at ESPN:
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josh naylor walking and stealing third against the white sox feels so disrespectful and i love it
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wow didn’t realize this would turn into a “shit on amy schumer” post. i meant the NFL should be concerned about the new trend of celebrities boycotting the super bowl (which is mostly about the spectacle) not that losing her specifically would ruin it. come on guys think a little
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i’ve noticed that josh naylor makes sure everyone gets a hug after they hit a home run and i need to know who’s in charge of making sure naylor gets a hug after his
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don’t get me wrong i’ve liked josh naylor since he got here. but were we anticipating him being this guy? because imma be honest i had no idea. i love it though
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wild that tanner bibee has pitched in glasses all his life and suddenly was like “i don’t need these anymore”
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I don’t know why the argument is always “Bo vs. Fry.” Fry plays 3 positions. our supposed catcher of the future has started 1 game in 6 days after the front office explicitly stated they wanted him to get regular playing time. that’s the issue
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aaron civale is going full gio urshela on us right now because where was this on october 18th of 2022
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tito hardly ever let his displeasure with a player become public. to bring the exception to that back as soon as he retires would be so rude
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i’m team coop on this one, how is he supposed to feel when you just dangled him in trade talks
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it’s a good thing kyle manzardo didn’t come to baltimore because he looks like their type. might get snatched. someone triple check to make sure tim herrin makes it on the flight to kc
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guys i’m starting to feel alone in this but my memories of bryan shaw are mostly positive
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i will accept 5 innings and 3 runs from carrasco. i will not accept getting madduxed by the oakland A’s
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i know a man with two families isn’t tweeting about people switching up
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the non-cleveland baseball world is gonna be in shambles when they learn josh naylor is kinda polite
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bo and josh naylor are a top 2 story in baseball this year and if “growing the game” is really what we’re after then i better be hearing about it everywhere
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guardians players are gonna do the whole “we don’t care what media says, we know what we have in the locker room” spiel. but i, a fan with no control over game outcome, will be taking this personally and will remember it
I hope this comes back and splatters in your face like taco bell diarrhea Harold Reynolds.
Thank you for defending our honor
@YonderalonsoU
Cleveland legend
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