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A boda to his Tv is like 1k
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@shane_spector
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When u find your boss coming out of a kennel
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Nobody; Ugandans: “man I think I’ve gotten covid like 4 times but I recovered without noticing”
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@shane_spector
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Taxify/uber Guy: where are you? Me: what happens when u use the GPS 🤔
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💀
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@eurofootcom Pep to walker
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@DipMistry @MayowaQuadri_ This emoji is definitely him 😂
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@albertKatruGuma
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8 months
Who has that one Nyege spider man video?
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@shane_spector
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3 years
Chilling and u randomly remember oloni’s thread
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@shane_spector
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6 years
In Uganda, “I’m coming” is a location
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@shane_spector
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3 months
Watching guys enjoy because your accent has refused
@LegendsKla
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3 months
Hi beautiful people 🤩 Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗
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@shane_spector
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1 month
And they haven’t stopped
@republicjournal
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Today in 1958, ‘Things Fall Apart’ was published. 🧵
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@shane_spector
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3 months
Guys are in rap beef, I’m still here bathing in love me Jeje love me tender
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@shane_spector
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2 years
Best in “let me just sleep now, I’ll wake up very early and do it”
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@shane_spector
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3 years
Anyway interact guys told u not to finish the drink.
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@shane_spector
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3 years
Ugandans when they see you staying home on a weekend in December
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@shane_spector
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4 years
Apart from “so for me I was just there chilling” how else can you start a story as a Ugandan?
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@shane_spector
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2 years
@theMadridlZone @marca What is bro saying?
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@shane_spector
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3 years
If there’s one thing I miss about highschool was stories on reporting day, ur trying to untie ur mattress but the jazz is mob.
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@shane_spector
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3 years
Problem is Ugandans be sipping in drinking games before it’s even their turn.
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@shane_spector
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5 years
You can drink water the way you want but the real glow up needs money 😂
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3 years
@sheluvsbandari This is how I felt when I discovered khan academy
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@shane_spector
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6 years
Ugandans roast u politely, they be like; are your shoes nice? You as you do you like them? 🤔😂
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3 years
A boda to the sun from Kampala must be like 3k. Because ah ah
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@shane_spector
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8 months
@jb2fo8 Bro said 😂
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@shane_spector
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8 months
When guys cross from VIP to check on their other friends
@KagutaMuseveni
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7 years
I decided to come here to the centre where peasants live to demonstrate that it is possible.
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@shane_spector
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10 months
After Mo Salah tries to dribble the whole field at Namboole in Afcon 27
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1 year
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@MrBlackOG
Mr Black⁛
1 year
Has anyone ever attempted to take your life?
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@shane_spector
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2 years
Making melodies in my heart 🎶
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@feyiszn
feyisayo 💸
2 years
Primary school assembly songs used to bang so hard
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2 years
Everybody gangster till the cockroach starts flying
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@shane_spector
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1 year
Idk how to explain it, but if you go to Que pasa on a random Monday at 3pm, you’ll find this guy with a white girl, a Nilo and boiled hunts
@tandeka_mutebi
electrowave baby 😈
1 year
Jesus as a Ugandan man in 2023
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@shane_spector
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3 years
First you get a swimming pool full of milk and you dive in it 🎶
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Ayye but like did the milkshake slap? Coz sis finished it to the bottom
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@shane_spector
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5 years
Me personally I think the Ugandan students in Nairobi are the ones who drink most in this world of God.
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@shane_spector
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11 months
Camavinga is too versatile
@PulseNigeria247
Pulse Nigeria
11 months
For every bald problem, there is a solution 😭😂😂
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4 years
Ugandan girls coming through to do that second video
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2 years
Ugandans after 2020: Best In getting married
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2 years
My CRE teacher in 2012 when I wrote Assassin’s creed instead of apostle’s creed
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@shane_spector
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3 years
Apologizing to your girl is very expensive. Just be doing the right thing always
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@shane_spector
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2 years
Going to meat guy today, to see what I can buy with 3 morals.
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2 years
If it was a normal Monday, by now it’s still 9.20am
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@shane_spector
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3 years
Guys on Netflix documentaries talk like they were watching the events from a balcony.
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2 years
This like when your crush does birthday makeup
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@shane_spector
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8 months
I like peace. With this strength, I’ll have to look for problems everywhere
@VeeMurder
Chef V 💛🌻
8 months
What is stopping you from being able to do this?
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3 years
Last borns really be talking to dads anyhow.
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2 years
My toxic habit is thinking I can reach anywhere on a boda within 5 minutes.
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4 years
I think just close Java house and Lycamobile.
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@shane_spector
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5 months
Omah Lay said singing Afro depression is not enough, you must also feel it. 😂
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@shane_spector
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2 years
You’ll tell us how many bathroom tiles you counted
@0_BENTLEY_
Thee_Finest_Langi
2 years
Meanwhile lunch came in early 🤭
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2 years
We are not here for the taste otherwise we would be drinking berry blast
@AtimCharlotte
JONAM’S PRINCESS👑👑
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@shane_spector
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4 years
lmao now yall have to change ur personalities
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@shane_spector
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2 years
When they are asking for the balance from buying bread but you invested it at kush
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3 years
That’s why we drink clear liquor. No surprises.
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4 years
Guys snap very well. And don’t sing along with Tems, please.
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2 years
I hope my liver can find it in it’s heart to forgive me
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2 years
You can’t send 94 TikToks, let’s be organized. I���ll watch them but don’t repeat it
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@shane_spector
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2 years
When you drunk 8 sodas at that birthday party in P2, was the first sign that you would be an alcoholic
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@shane_spector
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2 years
Starting tomorrow just move with your charger and some belongings, coz it’s nolonger up to you.
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6 years
Who else adds “ 😂😂😂” after texting ur crush some extremely risky shit. As a fallback if shit fails
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2 years
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@shane_spector
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3 months
Can genuinely never forgive Bebe Cool
@temsbaby
TEMS
3 months
LOVE ME JEJE OFFICIAL VIDEO OUT NOW ❤️‍🔥 🌍
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@shane_spector
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3 years
Making NYE plans yet your mum has already made arrangements for Prayer Mountain.
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3 years
I apologize for judging drunk uncles.
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@shane_spector
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6 months
We need to apologize to Tems very well, and then fill lugogo for her.
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@shane_spector
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6 months
I once applied for a senior management role in Croatia
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GAY Sergeant At Arms
7 months
You still apply for a job if you’re missing one requirement?
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@shane_spector
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2 years
God if you give me one more chance, I promise I will use the money well this time.
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@shane_spector
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6 years
Can girls in Uganda actually dance without that “eehhh ehhhh eeeehhh” 😂🤔
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@shane_spector
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2 years
What do you mean “I’m coming to pick you at midnight?” Is this vac? Bring back curfew
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@shane_spector
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3 years
When you’ve been buying her drinks all night and her man arrives at 10.36pm
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@SMACK_UG
SMACK
1 year
3Ls To us means: 3 Lessons not Losses. We shall bounce back stronger
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@shane_spector
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5 years
“Celebrity kids really grow in 3-5 business days”
@djkhaled
DJ KHALED
5 years
My son has taught me so many things ! my son is growing so fast ! I love you so much ! ALLAH THANK YOU ! 🤲🏽
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@shane_spector
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8 months
Odumodu and Boj after leaving the studio
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@shane_spector
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3 years
U may think the sun is just here at the gate.
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@shane_spector
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1 year
There’s this ka other amapiano, the one that went to private school >>>>>
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@shane_spector
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2 years
Now I just need a Rolex of 3k, a Fanta and 2 slices of pizza and I be kawa
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7 months
In the Kush corridor at 10pm to the guys you’ve been drinking with all year but don’t know each other’s names
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2 years
“Going to bandali incase Kony is there” what??
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@shane_spector
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10 months
The later you wake up, the less you have to spend on food.
@jerryjones99
Jeremiah Ainebyona
10 months
What is Campuser math?
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@shane_spector
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3 years
Being curved helps in character development.
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@shane_spector
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7 years
Only Ugandans will start a sentence with "me as me..." or "me the way you see me here..." 😂😂
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2 years
When your boy makes you travel all the way to a bar for a girl he’s chasing
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@shane_spector
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10 months
It’s Africa, and u can be both a last born and a middle child at the same time.
@CleopatraNyanzi
Cleopatra👸
10 months
Also date last borns at your own risk
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@shane_spector
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3 years
When you tell Ugandans you’re not drinking tonight.
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@shane_spector
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3 years
So everyone went to latitude took their L and just kept quiet?? That’s that Sang-woo behavior if you ask me
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2 years
At this point the process should just trust me.
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2 years
Leaving the house just to see if I’m on a billboard since no Jumia guy is calling me.
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2 years
Guys waiting in the parking for Ckay to get on stage before they pay
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8 months
Rolex for 3k and a small Fanta
@omwanaballer
Begas
8 months
Woken up with a headache and 4k.
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8 months
Scenes at Gabzy
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@shane_spector
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2 years
You come back to Kampala and guys are calling you Scooby or Simba
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Jinja City Uganda
2 years
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2 years
Making melodies in my heart>>>
@n0sanity_
2 years
Primary school assembly songs used to bang so hard
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@shane_spector
Sir Spector
4 years
RT to bring back cowrie shells 💀
@jerryjones99
Jeremiah Ainebyona
4 years
Need to stop earning in UGX 🙍🏾‍♂️
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@shane_spector
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2 months
Poor performance from the moon. P for poor
@nilepostnews
Nile Post
2 months
BREAKING: The crescent moon has been sighted in Saudi Arabia. Eid al-Adha will be on June 16, 2024. #NilePostNews
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@MrBlackOG
Mr Black⁛
1 year
Tell us your financial status with a picture
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@shane_spector
Sir Spector
7 months
U suppose add 2 chapattis, macrons and avocado
@zablonorina1
The Blood Pressure Champion 🇺🇸
8 months
Always remember to treat this as a complete meal.
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