Tom Dutton
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VP of sales, manager,
Dunder Mifflin Premier League
🤝
Ryan the temp
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Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéhi with the flick that saved our tournament.
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Joking aside it’s a huge issue for Brighton that their fancy new stadium doesn’t have effective transport links so all their fans have to quit on 70 mins.
Brighton going too far to make City feel at home by letting them play the second half in a nearly empty stadium
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🚨 The Premier League have this evening published an amended version of the sanctions against Nottingham Forest detailing a further 10-point deduction.
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These are once-in-a-lifetime limbs. You can spend your lifetime following Manchester United winning multiple trophies from your sofa and never experience a moment like this. This right here is what it’s all about.
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James McArthur | Amazing Skills, Tackles & Highlights ⭐️ | 1080 HD
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Southgate on Henderson being booed: "I really don't understand it. He's a player who I think 79 caps for England. His commitment and what he's delivered for Egnalnd is exceptional. His role within the group on and off the pitch is phenomenally important."
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Fully respect Mateta’s commitment to being the funniest footballer ever.
🇫🇷 Mateta has put the ‘boom’ celebration on ice for now as talks over his future with Palace have reached a standstill.
@EdmundBrack
#CPFC
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Premier League wins against Liverpool at Anfield since Jurgen Klopp took over in 2015:
Crystal Palace 3
Man United 1
Swansea 1
Burnley 1
Brighton 1
Man City 1
Everton 1
Chelsea 1
Fulham 1
Leeds 1
They've only lost 12 at home in nine years and three were against
#CPFC
.
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Wins against Manchester City in the last five years.
Crystal Palace: 2
Real Madrid: 1
We are not the same, pal.
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Haas: “Romain has some minor burns on his hands and ankles but otherwise he is ok. He is with the doctors just now.”
Brilliant to see Grosjean walk away from that. Sickening footage of the crash.
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Mateta has legitimately turned into a lethal striker and it will never not be funny or surprising to me 😭
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The first team to beat Klopp’s Liverpool at Anfield
The last team to beat Klopp’s Liverpool at Anfield
Crystal Palace are gigantic.
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Understand Eberechi Eze, Adam Wharton, Marc Guehi and Dean Henderson in.
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"Wilfried Zaha only shows up against us."
- Fans of every Premier League club. 🤔
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How the traditional Big Five have fared against City in recent seasons:
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“So Sandro, the idea is you serve the ban and then never bet again. Ok?”
Sandro Tonali:
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I see ‘Bayern Munich’s Michael Olise’ is now suddenly world class.
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The amount of Manchester United fans who are now telling me this ‘aged superbly’ *from their sofas* & completely missing the irony. 🫣
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So Firmino is occupying our LB from an offside position which leaves Oxlade-Chamberlain free at the back post. VAR not interested?
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Botafogo fans going back a long way to RT some of my old Palace tweets 🤣🤝🦅🇧🇷
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Gallagher realising the promised game time amounts to a 90-second cameo:
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Our goal difference is +3 through 34 games. We’ve never had a positive goal difference through an entire PL campaign.
Last season (-25) was our worst goal difference across a PL season since returning in 2013.
Tell me again how Vieira has taken Palace from 14th to 14th.
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Me banging in goals at my nephew’s 8th birthday party this afternoon.
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Most days since last Premier League win
Crystal Palace, 52 days
Brentford, 24 days
Brighton, 20 days
Man Utd, 20 days
Sheffield United, 17 days
Liverpool, 17 days
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Fair play didn’t expect him to just come straight out with it.
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Joel Ward started when Palace, then bottom of the Championship, travelled to League One Preston and lost 4-1 in 2012.
He’s lived this journey with us all. 🔴🔵
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Is manager of the month and player of the month a thing in May because…
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That’s Palace mathematically safe for another year.
10 straight seasons in the Premier League for a club which had never previously done more than one.
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Hodgson has unlocked Eze’s potential and honestly it couldn’t happen to a better player and person.
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A moment for those of us who lived through Crystal Palace 0-4 Scunthorpe.
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@rickygervais
Was gonna watch 6th Sense tonight. Been looking forward to it all week. Cheers Ricky.
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We awarded Roy Hodgson the freedom of Croydon and he gave us the freedom of Vicarage Road in return. Fair play.
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More gutted for Southgate than anyone else that we didn't get it over the line on Sunday. Easily the best England manager of my lifetime and history will be so much kinder to him.
After 102 games and almost eight years in charge, Gareth Southgate has announced he is to leave his role as manager of the
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wHeRe HaS PaLaCE’s mOnEy CoMe FrOm?
Hodgson kept Palace in the Premier League over four seasons with a net spend of -£11.5million.
That achievement has gone a long way to facilitating the current spending. Put some respect on Roy.
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@mrjakehumphrey
Is the lesson that you were having made up conversations in 2020 because you wanted to show off in 2022?
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Like clockwork.
West Ham are competing with
#CPFC
for the Swansea City midfielder Flynn Downes.
#CPFC
were the favourites to sign Downes, but Swansea had been holding out for a bigger fee and that has opened the door for
#WHUFC
to join the race.
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Vincent Kompany on MOTD: “The problem is we go down to 10 men. The first half — there wasn’t much in it.”
OK mate.
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Let’s settle this…
In the world, are there more doors or wheels? 🧐
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Not an exaggeration to say it could well be AFC Crystal Palace in the ninth tier without this man and his goals. 👑
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Me when Me watching
Potter left De Zerbi
Brighton. improve them.
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