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Evil Paul McCartney:
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Roy Hodgson on Michael Olise and Eberechi Eze: "We know the music, know the notes, they have to play the tune."
#CPFC
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He’s like if HITC Sevens was a wonderkid
-“What’s in your opinion the greatest football side of all time?”
-“Uruguay 1924 is certainly up there”
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We can never allow Bristol city to get promoted solely because of that war crime of a camera angle
Aaron Cresswell gets a yellow card for being thrown to the ground and punched in the face.
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Do you reckon he knows how unfunny he is or not
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Roy when glasner comes to visit him in hospital
🚨🔴🔵 Crystal Palace have appointed Oliver Glasner as new head coach! Roy Hodgson has been fired.
Positive approach revealed yesterday night and agreement being sealed now as contracts are being reviewed.
Two year contract for Glasner at
#CPFC
, he gave green light yesterday.
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This clip has set women’s football back decades ffs. Palace women’s team was basically a fully amateur team back then and nowhere near the top division and they let two of the best wingers in the league go at them
“Our girls should be given a chance in the men’s Premier League, they would easily hold their own” - Eni Aluko 👀
i’m not sure you know… 🫣
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@Phillyconcarne
@DJHWeather
They also had decades worth of pain. Madrid have been the biggest and most successful club in the world since the European cup started.
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Shouldn’t have two footed Zaha then
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Why does all footage of games at elland road in the mid 2010s look like it’s from the mid 90s
On this day in 2015… 🗓️
Jonny Howson and Graham Dorrans got on the scoresheet for Norwich away at Leeds 🤩
#NCFC
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The music blasting from our dressing room 😭😭
"Feel really really rubbish"
Jurgen Klopp reacts to Liverpool's chances against Crystal Palace ⚽
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If only he was American he would’ve had 300k subscribers and been the football version of Tom Grossi
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A team of “bottlers” wouldn’t be 0-3 up away at spurs inside 40 minutes
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What happens to the palace/Brighton rivalry if Guehi and dunk just start making out
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Eze gif means it’s sheffield United away
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“Erm it wouldn’t be financially smart to bring Zaha back”
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We conceded this and the giroud goal within two weeks of each other
🏴😮💨 7 years ago today: Andy Carroll's incredible overhead kick vs Crystal Palace! 💥
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Former Man United starlet released by Burton Albion after two-year stay
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Robert Sanchez vs Crystal palace 2023 | Spain’s number one⁉️
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Brentford saw Tyrick Mitchell in their academy and understandably decided to scrap the entire thing
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Spent the first 2/3 of the season just praying for it to end and now I never want it to
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Waiting for the first yank to say we’re copying “AFC Richmond”
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No palarse meltdown will ever match favre rejecting us, even stu shave broke character
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This kit deserved far better than the most dull cup game of all time
Don't lose hope in Matheus França. Moved to the Prem at 19 years old with a serious injury.
This was never going to be a breakout season for a teenager transitioning from an average league to the PL.
The 2025/26 season will be the main indicator of return on investment, IMO.
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So now they care?
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Have we found the first KEEPER that stats pads through penalties
Joe Whitworth has been Exeter's highest-rated player [SofaScore] in three of his five starts this season.
🌟 7.8 v. WAL (2 penalties saved)
🌟 7.7 v. EXE (1 penalty saved)
🌟 7.6 v. BOL (clean sheet)
He's the third-youngest keeper across England's Top 4 Leagues.
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🔝🔴 Will Still's Reims side now have the longest active unbeaten run in Europe's top 5 leagues: 18 games, 9 draws, 9 wins.
Note: Will is 30-years-old. Youngest manager in top pro divisions and started his journey on Football Manager. Incredible story.
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Filip
#Kostic
could leave
#Juventus
in the summer
#transfers
window. Despite the last rumors, there are no talks ongoing with Saudi Clubs.
#CrystalPalace
have asked info for the serbian winger.
#Glasner
knows and appreciates him since Eintracht’s times. No opened talks yet
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Objectively one of the funniest moments in human history
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Eze and Olise are far better, and most of that is because of Olise
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I’ve seen so many neutrals rave about this kit but I swear all of our fans hate it
4th: Palace
- I love the print actually love it genuinely would be a contender for 1st if they had a better sponsor
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Wtf was kilman doing for that Zaha goal lmao he is never touching Guehi’s levels
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He’s palace at heart
🚨🔴 Bad news for Bayern as Sacha Boey has sustained a 'big' hamstring strain.
The right back will be sidelined for the coming weeks, club statement confirms.
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As 2022 comes to an end… I want to see your favourite tweet of the year.
This is mine 😭😭
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Wharton might be the best midfielder I’ve ever seen
It's never easy joining a club in January, it's never easy jumping up a Division...
So massive, massive respect to Morgan Rogers and Adam Wharton.
They've made it look easy.
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França your fat ass better be fit
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John Phillip Mateta
A friend of mine sent me this pic saying it looked like me but sorry I can’t be the only one who sees Jean Phillipe Mateta
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I don’t care if he came back and got 0 G/A this would revive my love for football
😳👀 ‘Zaha will most likely leave Galatasaray midway through this season.
Galatasaray can earn 4-5 million euros from the player's transfer.’
@yakupcinar
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@ah_pod
If they just chose the Robyn version instead we would’ve won the World Series both years
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Your bird
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Parish when I find you
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Never seen one of our players get this much hype this quick
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This is where we are after 11 consecutive seasons in the premier league
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TINY CLUB
#AlHilal
GETTING REJECTED AGAIN, THEY COULDN’T EVEN BEAT WSW IN 2014 ACL FINAL
🚨 The exact offer from Al-Hilal to Leo Messi earlier in the summer was $1 billion a year.
He REJECTED that and preferred to go to Miami because of his family.
In Miami, he’s earning a net salary of around $40M-$50M, not including sponsorship deals.
(Source:
@gastonedul
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What I’d give to go back to this season
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We can’t fuck this up. Mark bright stop being horny on Twitter and get one of our players a good loan for once.
🦅 Crystal Palace’s exciting Republic of Ireland right winger Franco Umeh-Chibueze is wanted on loan by Blackburn Rovers.
[Alan Nixon]
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“Here brother damn” award
Crystal Palace. Through and through ❤️💙
Congratulations, Wardy 🙌
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Would’ve saved us a lot of money with Nathan Ferguson
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All this hype for Glasner’s first game lol I’ve seen this before
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Hope they asked him why he was running this lineup
"No more Manchester!" 👀
You asked, we answered. Tomorrow on Stick to Football... 🇫🇷 🔴
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Sam Johnstone thanks for fugazi England call-ups but we’ll take it from here
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“Our”
@KillieRobbie
I mean our record against Australia speaks for itself. Played 8 and have only lost once. Oh and then there was also 1986.
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Peaky Blinders is the worst thing to have happened to men this century
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HLTCO just had a stroke
🚨 Laura Woods to leave as host of talkSPORT’s Breakfast show this month.
She will remain part of our family. ❤️
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Brighton had their best ever season in a really shit kit…
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Absolutely no chance we beat villa but damn if we do..
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They’ll never come close to trabzonspor fans
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Nathan Ferguson every time he gets 30 minutes in the 21s
torn meniscus, MCL & potentially ACL
happened halfway through the match. keep y’all updated 👍🏼
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Perfect league for him. He gets to statpad against bums 90% of the time
😳 Paris Saint-Germain recently (last weekend) inquired about Eberechi Eze from Crystal Palace .
The exorbitant price on the player meant that Paris immediately moved on. Maybe this summer.
@PSGInside_Actu
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Genuinely can’t believe Vinted sometimes yeno full of mings
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It’s time to resume the relentless bullying of this admin that occurred in early 2022
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LOL he’s definitely not gonna be our manager at the end of the season
⏳ Glasner:
“We have lost seven of the squad and we have brought in three.
It’s clear that we have to get at least two more players into the squad."
@EdmundBrack
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The absolute relief I felt going through this thread and not seeing myself
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@Bd_irB_ll
I remember on all the old soccer am interviews with that poch spurs team literally every player said he was the best player in the team
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One match free from Vieira’s prison and he’s MOTM
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It’s true. Sadly his contract has a clause that allows him to leave for free if his old manager takes a job in the prem.
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TOON POLLS COME OUTSIDE YOU PEDOPHILE
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