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it's that one time a year we promote the patreon!
for $5 a month you get a lot more of us. if that's something you're into:
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shout out to the Rockies ushers for putting this man child in his place. Zack Hample remains the biggest dork on the planet.
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it has been a long, grueling season so far. but we've made it. we've made it to The P00P Series™
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nearly impossible for a city to find athletes like Bryce Harper, Joel Embiid, and Jalen Hurts who just understand the assignment. we're blessed.
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"bro I feel like a fat boy. I'm fucking fat." -Jose Alvarado
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Nick Castellanos saw school kids in uniforms in London and called them "Hogwarts uniforms"
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in a change of pace, Castellanos homers during a positive update on Charlie Manuel's health
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yea, we lost 2 championships in one day. but the next day? we celebrated a man eating his 40th rotisserie chicken in 40 days at an abandoned pier behind walmart. you can't keep Philly down.
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John Kruk: "21. so you can drink now?"
Tyrese Maxey: "yea, but I try to stay away from that."
John Kruk: "that's alright, I'll have one for you."
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diamondbacks lose. the phillies can now clinch both a postseason spot and the WC1 spot tomorrow with a win. playoff baseball at CBP starts in a week.
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my pro-union takes leaving my body whenever Ángel Hernández is mentioned.
This should be Angel Hernandez’s last game. Enough already.
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Bryce's bat for London is going to be the Phanatic crossing the Delaware
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@BlooperBraves
it's funny how you just took a bad ripoff of the phanatic and slapped a white flesh tone on it cause if it was any other color your fan base would have a meltdown.
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there were 1,821 blockbusters still open the last time the phillies made the playoffs
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I demand a Nick Castellanos TED Talk.
Trea Turner took the blame, hit in the cage until midnight, then became an expensive No. 8 hitter. The club’s support has not wavered.
“Not a single person that is in the clubhouse with a Phillies jersey on has lost confidence in what he is able to do.”
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I like when you actually get to see the stuff Kyle does that makes everyone praise his clubhouse presence.
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Michael Lorenzen said that the philly fans cheering him as he came out of the dugout for the 9th is the coolest moment of his baseball career.
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Juan Soto flew back from the all-star game with the Phillies.
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John Kruk: "Castellanos is hitting .199 since he bought Ben Simmons' house. the difference is he is going to play through it."
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this team fucks.
What a time for Phillies aces Zack Wheeler and Aaron Nola. They’re both expecting babies with their wives. Bryson Stott is also going to become a father.
#dadstrength
📸 Dominique Wheeler
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you can actually see the thoughts leave their heads in real time.
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you knew Kruk was just waiting for his moment during this ad read. he did not disappoint.
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people are freaking out saying this is unrealistic. you can literally win the world series as the Mets in the game. it was never realistic.
Everyone has Major League dreams. Now it's your time to unlock them.
Announcing Road to The Show: Women Pave Their Way, a new way to play
@MLBTheShow
's Road to The Show mode as a female player!
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Orion Kerkering in the phillies clubhouse celebration wearing a shirt that says "he wasn't supposed to hear it." on the back.
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gotta be pretty cool making your major league debut at age 28 and hitting a homer your first at bat and being greeted by Bryce Harper at the top of the dugout steps.
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no player looks better in the powder blues than Nick Castellanos. it's not close.
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this is the sizzle reel the Phillies showed Yoshinobu Yamamoto.
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Nola met with other teams and turned down more $ to remain in Philly. Teams love Nola for his dependability, but Philly players love Philly.
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not a single thought in those heads.
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only fitting that the Phillies clinch during the P00P Series™
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why would you piss off Bryce Harper. what were you thinking.
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surely the braves fans throwing trash on the field (again) won't be brought up any time they do anything.
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Arcia treated this game like his world series and the Phillies are laughing about players having a cup on their head.
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everyone will post the bat spike, but this is one of my favorite Rhys moments.
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what a fucking win. holy shit. Zack Wheeler tomorrow. unreal.
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Trea Turner casually trapping a ball on a short hop while blowing a bubble.
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this guy is a dad.
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