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RT @MarkBuckawicki: Nobody’s out here in 2025 claiming both their own circus and their own monkeys
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RT @SkinMuffins: I can’t understand what is happening without subtitles.
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I saw the sun today. His game is weak but it reminded me of July.
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RT @LowBudgetMofo: You take over Canada you gotta cut the grass, there's a lot
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RT @lalise222: [trying to write a valentine]: hey sugar britches. no. what up sugar butt? ew that's worse. sup booty cup . omg forget it
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RT @MoMohler: I’m from a very small town, with only half a stoplight. Very confusing. Quite dangerous actually.
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RT @bustertheskacat: i love the way my scottish grandmother used to say “smoothing” rather than “ironing”: all hail the queen
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RT @InfernalWheel: We need another Fritz the Cat movie.
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RT @bestestname: An online test is a shitty way to find out you are a bot
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RT @Jacq_inabox: busy day. not for me, but i'm sure lots of people did a lot of stuff
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RT @HighlyIngenious: So you’re a loser baby & you want me to kill you? Sounds sketchy, but if it’s what you really want.
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RT @TheSpotter8: Great news, guys. 7-Eleven's giving out free beer to anyone who can outrun the clerk.
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RT @dexteristwisted: I bought shoes from a drug dealer today, and I've been trippin all day
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RT @DamonHunzeker: When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.
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RT @onascaleof1210: I imagine each tweet that includes "Retweet this if you agree" is delivered in a whiny tone.
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RT @michelleDbelle: Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.
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