Jesus is my copilot even though he has 2,000 years more flying experience than me, it's probably because he's middle eastern but we don't talk about it

RT @Gatorade: 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 yellow.

IS THE GATORADE GREEN OR YELLOW I GOT 20K ON THIS

Imagine Pringles when they saw Eugene Levy's eyebrows fly before their mustache flew, somebody's getting fired

RT @BattleRapBum: money on the line mo

RT @ArtButSports: At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

Oh right they cheated I forgot 🙄

Bradley Cooper is the eagles' elon musk

RT @AriWasserman: Patrick Mahomes playing like Tommy Tuberville coached him.

RT @troutsbastard: Today’s the day my stepdad gives my mom an extra oxy so he can watch the game in peace. That’s the real secret to a happ…

Wow these AI commercials are...not good

RT @JDCocchiarella: Over a domed stadium great job fellas

Love the scoreboard, thank you, I'm blind

Is Tom Cruise wearing a rug

Easily the goofiest looking fuck at this super bowl party hey wait a minute

Backshot thread, oh you mean a thong

No AI Martha, noooo

RT @wildbarestepf: good luck topping this, Kendrick

@PeteGGriffin

RT @PeteGGriffin: booooooooo