Sam
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Jeweller | Historian
South London, England
Joined October 2019
You get 24 hrs to argue with me. Then I mute. Enjoy screaming into the void.
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I forgot they called the kid Bambi. What a stupid fucking name.
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Rape convictions are at 1%. A man with half his face burned off couldnt be found for weeks.
"Litter cam" is new technology being used in Britain, to detect when litter has been thrown out of cars
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@teefortilly Period shit, butthole stabs, random pains in body parts that have nothing to do with your uterus. Murderous rage, sore tits, pain that runs into your legs while you break into a cold sweat. THE MESS!!! The mess of a heavy flow, in your pants, on your sheets.
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@heidisaint They did think it through. They set fire to the place knowing people were inside and blocked the doorway. These people were going to murder those asylum seekers. I hope they never see the light of day again.
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I swear to fuck, I’ve had enough. London was not some crime free paradise until we had a Muslim mayor. It was just as bad, if not worse, under Johnson and Livingston. I will cuss out every fucker I see on here blaming Sadiq for every crime committed. And I don’t even like Sadiq!.
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@GiftedAsia Joseph Pilates came up with while he was stuck in a prisoner of war camp. Nothing girlie about it.
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If we move quickly, we can build the wall so they can’t get back in. We can retake Clapham!.
London is so much quieter when it gets closer to Christmas, all the gentrifiers have gone back to fuckinghamshire >>>.
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@gracecamille_ Jeweller here 🙋🏻♀️ I know it’s tradition, but DO NOT pick the engagement ring without your partner present. You will fuck it up and they will be pissed.
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@SpainPSOE @RoryStewartUK Used to live? Why did they move? Also, isnt it better to have shops that are open and paying tax and business rates. Maybe if your generation hadnt abandoned the butcher, grocer etc for Supermarkets you’d still have a traditional high street.
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@AmariBailey It’s the ‘Hogwarts Alumni’ for me. Did the Statute of Secrecy mean nothing to these people?!?!?.
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@QuickestTempa Your Mrs has just pushed a child out and your first concern is your own ‘perceived’ pleasure
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@TfL @SarahWO90 To be clear TFL: Are you declaring the cash you stole from this womans purse? Did she get a receipt?.
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@hewantswealth Er no. That’s not how it works. Sorry, did your plan to get rich by doing nothing by leeching off others hit a snag?.
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@iamagolfguy @StephanieYeboah Someone once said if he did a DNA test it would come back singing ‘New York New York’ 😂.
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@matthew_drama @MichaelDaniels_ Remember being told how important these were and literally no one has ever asked to see one.
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@certishaz These are the same ‘Londoners’ who ran back to the shires during the Covid lockdowns.
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@k_illua @tiannathewriter Yes! Can we stop with the Sunday trading hours now. Who is it benefitting? And don’t everyone pile on about retail workers, I’ve worked retail on a Sunday, it’s no different.
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@TheDivineNyla What a weird argument against cleanliness. ‘You’ll get dry skin’ so bloody moisturise then.
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@uncletypewriter Thing is, if you’ve ever met the rich you’d want to run in the other direction. Awful, souless people with no morals. Marry for money…. You’ll pay for every penny.
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@Aliciabottega You’ve got an umbrella and you’re going to a car, put your shirt back on before you catch pneumonia!.
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@theashrb Nah. Its a free, all expenses paid holiday for the Met every year. Funny how new evidence gets found around the spring/summer.
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@jimwaterson And there’s the weird dichotomy about selling your body. You can break your back doing manual labour for a corporation but the second you use your sexual organs to earn a living people clutch at their pearls.
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@Oloni Think I saw a meme about something like this. ‘You should stay together because they’re going to need a clown for the kids birthday parties’.
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@jazairiyya As a person of Irish decent I was initially tempted to air you out on your ignorance. However, I can see that your young and not very well informed so if you’d like a history on enforced starvation and it’s effects please let me know.
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@BeeBabs Oh yeah. An Italian told me that a product only has to be 20% made in Italy to get the label. All those high fashion houses mass produce in China, Africa etc then do the finishes in Europe.
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@NC_Renic But we’ll give it to the person who’s father already works here and is part of the old boys network.
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@jimwaterson This is such a weird issue that I think we as a society really need to have a conversation about. Sex is natural, of course we want to protect minors, vulnerable people etc but by making it taboo you push it underground where abuse can go unchecked.
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@MusicConnoisseu And this is why they mouth off the way they do on here. They don’t have to balls to say it in real life.
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@PiddyPyro @QuickestTempa That’s a very precise timeframe. Do you start a countdown or something?.
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@lbbdcouncil You didnt think this one through did you? Where is the government funding? We got money to arm Israel and Ukraine but not look after our own?.
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@stefanbertin He was posting bombs to military bases. Something about the official secrets act too.
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@LazarusKumi Nah I think Phillip had the boot on everyone’s neck. Went to shit after he died.
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@theashrb He’s an ex soldier who got slapped with the official secrets act. He was also sending bombs to military bases. They’re not telling us the full story. Also why aren’t they watching the private airports? That’s where I’d go.
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@TfL @SarahWO90 Oi @MayorofLondon if you’re looking to fix that TFL deficit, you might try the Lost Property Office before you hike up the fares!.
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@PolitlcsUK To all the racist bots, to all the mockneys in the shires, to all the @GBNEWS fascists, on behalf of all London
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@I_amMukhtar Is the public gallery open for this. I mean, I’ll get thrown out for laughing but can I come for a bit?.
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@Unc1eAnt There was so much crime in London we had to colonise Australia just to house inmates.
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@TravisMurphyWV @Sarahjdublin @PrincessJen1324 By way of a ‘couple’ of generations? If you cant apply for citizenship, then you are not Irish.
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@funkomi @ashindestad Worst part is you could actually get a pair of genuine gold hoops for £450 and they’d retain value.
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@mblysiak @gracecamille_ Nope. Even then. Trust me, I’ve seen it a thousand times. Whatever you think you know, you don’t. Just propose and say ‘I don’t have a ring because I want you to pick the ring you will wear as we spend our lives together’. Please, please, please, trust me on this.
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@I_amMukhtar Sorry that’s a ChatGPT apology. American spelling of realise, goes on too long. Yeah, he didnt write that.
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Someone said ‘don’t show this to David Cameron’ 😂😂😂😂.
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@optimus_potato @AIwaysListening Aw, that’s really sad 😢. She shouldn’t be talking about herself like that.
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@ashindestad Because they were convinced that if you worked from home nothing would get done. Now they've realised that's not the case and corporate landlords are shitting themselves.
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@AdamHug @CityWestminster @VanessaOnAir 100k isn’t that much when you think about the billions being laundered through the London property market.
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@upthetwerx This is revolting. I read what he did to his first victim when he was in his teens.
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@BirgitMarie3 Yes, and he made friends with a bunch of mice who would sew his clothes until his fairy godmother turned up 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️.
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@papachin70 @I_amMukhtar Royal Family, Church of England, Catholic Church, Teachers, the Police. Guess what…. It’s not just the Muslims 😱.
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@metpoliceuk Didn’t like 50+ officers come out to Wayne Couzens defence? You’re all in it together.
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