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@LazarusKumi
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Ham tiyad but I refuse to die. MC/Host IG: Profkumi 🪴🌱🍃
London
Joined April 2020
All I know if a black owned pub opened in Mitcham and among all the Ghanaians here they found a white catering company called “You ain’t Ghana believe who made it” to make waakye - I’d be making hella noise.
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Positioned the bones like an archaeologist discovering a dinosaur.
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Why this meal got 2 floors?.
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If I see a mother stealing formula ima create a distraction.
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They won’t stop until they race God.
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Why does anyone have leaders in friendship groups? Are you power rangers?.
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I’m gonna sit right in the centre of the club with this, never getting table again.
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This dogpiling from the media is crazy, this interview was 7 years ago….
Oscars slapper Will Smith says he turned down 'Django' due to 'violence'
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Queen Elizabeth really was holding that Palace together with her bare hands.
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Bob Marley used wisdom to distract people from the fact he was a hoe.
Bob Marley was once asked if there was a perfect woman. He replies: Who cares about perfection? Even the moon is not perfect, it is full of craters. The sea is incredibly beautiful but salty and dark in the depths. The sky is always infinite, but often cloudy. So, everything that
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Drake getting hit with all sorts of plagues like he’s Pharaoh. Locusts up next.
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What have the people of New York been through that means they see a snake and just move their foot slightly???.
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In hindsight Fitz was very ungrateful.
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RIP July. The financial crimes you committed to my account is enough.
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How they want you to check your mirror and blind spots during your driving test.
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Y’all let that gal f#%k anybody 🛝.
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If y’all voted for Corbyn we’d be lipsing the love of our lives in the club by now x.
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I DIDNT COME TO SEE IVORY COAST WIN, I CAME TO SEE MY ENEMY LOSE
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I’d actually call in sick to work if I saw the love of my life do this
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Those "If we are still single by X years old, lets get married" agreements are getting awfully close. .
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Our mums didn’t love her for no reason ❤️.
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How can man social distance from the beat.
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The dip with the wow 😂 nobody gas you up like kids.
My daughters reaction to my Elastigirl costume 🥰 please like, comment and share ❤️ spread this cuteness! 🤣
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Imagine, this is even with handsome privilege.
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Funniest thing is children do NOT wanna be at weddings either 😭.
no kids at weddings is some weird western individualist shit. they are the heart of the community how can you celebrate love and family without them there idgi.
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People in the gym without music are training to kill their enemies.
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I don’t care how many winters I’ve faced, this U.K. cold will always shock me.
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Diversity training at The Palace
The Royal Family is considering whether it should appoint a person to oversee diversity issues
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The dumbest part about the eat out help out scheme is it didn’t apply to takeaway , government literally told us to sit down and eat our food with everyone.
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Guinness World Records are gonna block the whole Nigeria soon 😭.
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That first barbecue yea everything going on the grill even cake.
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I don’t even understand what’s going on this video but I’m happy homeboy getting paid.
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Is Scott homeless?.
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I pay 79p a month for iCloud storage so instead of telling me it’s almost full, use the money I pay you to make it fit. Have you even tried folding the data?? @Apple.
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Statistically the average woman doesn’t.
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They need to call social services to protect the dad at this point.
This video is so hilarious 😂😂 and he looks so much like his dad.
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Boomers were buying houses for £195 then using the change to go and watch Michael Jackson live you know. Can’t believe how much life has bumped us.
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This KO helps me sleep at night
What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?.
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In my own story even.
Are you the villain in anybody’s story?.
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We need the original audio because maybe the salad is telling her jokes.
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Every time Danica picks a man they get angry like they’ve been picked for jury duty #LoveIsland.
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This what Mos Def ordered in Alicia Keys cafe for the “You Don't Know My Name” video.
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Mandem have lipsed 4 different girls meanwhile @ the villa they are doing "Never have I ever swapped water for sprite at Nandos" #LoveIsland.
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I tried to roll with the big boys in Dubai my bank called me to ask if everything was okay.
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Lord, why is my only talent eating biscuit?.
Where una dey see this talent from? 😨.
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This was awful.
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With coco’s breast milk still fresh on his moustache, you’re asking him to be your boyfriend? #LoveIsland.
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Baby fresh out, still connected to the aux cord and look what they doing on its first day.
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The Eat Out discount should last until the last person with Corona is healed.
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Don’t care what anyone says this is still a British track to ME.
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BBC deserved the TV licence revenue that year. That one time.
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Bruh they really called Corbyn a terrorist for speaking up for Palestine.
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First day on Twitter after leaving the warmth of facebook I said "I like eating Cerelac" someone quote tweeted "You sound homeless" and everyone laughed. I knew then that the currency on this place is blood and iron.
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One day Ludacris gonna go crazy and collect his royalties from barbershops worldwide.
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Christianity becoming cool again is irritating to me. Everybody is returning to church, finding faith, believing again and worse is, it's cool now to be a believer. I hate it, what I hate even more is how long it'd take for it to become uncool. Ughh.
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White people protesting against violence against police by beating up police is the funniest thing to happen this year. They said: “IF ANYBODY GONNA FUCK UP OUR POLICE ITS GONNA BE US 🏴”.
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You’ll be chilling and another bar from Euphoria will reveal its alternate meaning to you
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Day 1 at his new job and this is what he’s doing
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I’m no Sherlock Holmes….
In this clip from 1994, Leeds student Liz Truss tells ITV News the idea of the monarchy is 'disgraceful'. Today she meets the queen to be appointed as the new PM.
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She talking about deportation and the racists in the comments telling her to lead by example.
Immigration has been too high. Under my leadership, the Conservatives will be taking a new approach👇
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Love island needs to sort out the age range man wtf you got 19year olds and 29 year olds in the same place? #loveisland.
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They saying man cheated and caught Jaundice, I can’t breathe.
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Love Island so bad this year even the presenters are breaking up.
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Lmaoo guys there’s no dog it’s the guy to our right 😭.
Brazil is the greatest country ever how can the dog be a backup singer 😭
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Me when I ate all my meal prep in one day.
Do you ever look at your actions and think “I definitely need a psychiatrist”?.
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How can my manager insist the Xmas party goes ahead after starting the email like this 😭
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Sorry but that is a dog that is at PEACE with death.
These kids just saved their dog from the grasp of a python. Heroes
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Only the police would think it’s the same guy.
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China told its citizens who are currently in Ukraine to 'stay at home' or display the Chinese flag on their cars amidst Russia attacks
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If Scott knew Catherine is no longer with Elmo he would run out of the villa and meet her at the airport like a romcom #LoveIsland.
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He said .
My bf just looked down at my feet. Said “how much is your pedicure usually?” I told him and he just Monzoed me the money. Idk how to feel 😭.
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Ain't bond stronger than the spiritual bondage black people have with this song.
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At church when the pastor says turn to your neighbour but both neighbours have turned away 😭.
what shouldn’t be embarrassing but is?.
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But it’s beans they fear.
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Palmer delayed the restart without a yellow and Madueke thought he could do the same but the ref had to remind him he doesn’t have white privilege.
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I chose to be on Tinder Swindler’s side when that lady said she’s been on Tinder for 7 years. What sort of Denis The Menace behaviour is that.
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Gemma was tryna tell them Lucas obsession is getting creepy but they were all like “awww” 😂😂 #LoveIsland.
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You can only wear this if they can confirm nobody is eating stew within a 5 mile radius of the venue.
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This gif is terrorising me.
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You are quite literally celebrating Valentine’s Day….
“I do not celebrate Valentine’s Day," . I told my wife when we first met 16 years ago (you can imagine how that went down). Valentine's is not consistent with my religious views, and my wife respected that, with one condition.
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At least when Gwen Stefani rummaged the earth looking for different cultures to appropriate, the songs slapped.
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20% romantic chemistry between the lot of them but as a group of mates this is top TV. They should play “Friends” intro at the beginning and keep the show going.
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Watching all the Harry Potter Movies for the first time…why they raise the stakes like that in Goblet of Fire??? Like I was watching Rugrats and next up it’s Game of Thrones 😭.
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Wind so strong it unzipped my pocket and blew my wallet outta there. If I owe you money pls, its in the sky.
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So many things are annoying me about this pic. Is that building even complete?.
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Andrew has no idea what talking stage is.
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I can’t believe it, look how close we are to the final and not ONE serious couple. 50k going to charity 🙏🏿 #loveisland.
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