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Web Designer & Front-End Web Dev // UIUX Designer // Graphics Designer // IT Support Specialist ( @Google Pro Certified) #EdoGuy247 #ReactJS QE4NYPLG
Abuja, Nigeria
Joined September 2011
Hi, I'm Da Mayor. A Digital Product Designer and Website Developer. Here is a design I did recently and the website is live on >>>>> Kindly repost, my next client fit dey your TL. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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After hitting him, dude still tried to keep his cool, buh she stood there with the mentality "I'm a woman, I'm pErMiTted to hit a man and not get hit back". Then BOOM.
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They missed one size, I done add am.🙏🏼
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Time have reach for Angel to blow trumpet. 😭😭😭.
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"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.".
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Bandit dey use tiktok, but make I just tweet one small truth now about Nigeria and DSS go know where I dey in less than 24 hrs.
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This is something I didn't know about Lions, so they can be this emotional with humans? .
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God bless Sen. @ChimarokeNamani and every other responsible National Assembly members speaking against the Social Media Bill. Listen to what he said concerning the Social Media Bill. We #SayNoToSocialMediaBill
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Remember those girls that called Davido all kind of names and later tagged it a "prank"?.Well "there's a caught" 😂😂😂
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I can only imagine what was going through their minds. 😂😂😂
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Who else is seeing/hearing of this "Invictus Obi" for the first time ever?
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May you never have such friends. Oya say "Amen". 😂😂😂
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Watching this video of Chadwick Boseman (Black Panther) pose/greeting just gives me goose bumps and tears inna me eyes. 💔💔💔.Rest in peace King T'challa and Warrior, Wakanda forever.
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Bovi has revealed crucial Bro code secrets and has therefore been declared Ex-Communicado. No Bro code services will ever be given to him again. He will no longer be welcome to The Bro code Continental grounds. This take effects immediately.
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This video of Usher & Chris Tucker surprising Michael Jackson on stage is the best thing I've seen today. I miss MJ, mehn.
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After bashing and dragging the church yesterday because of the COVID19 pandemic, look at you all packed up in a bus on your way to work this morning. #COVIDIOTS .
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If men disappeared tomorrow the human race will continue. But if women disappears the human race will end.
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@JayNaija I rather kee John Wick's dog, one bullet and that's all. Klaus wee kee me slowly, give me his blood, I will come back to life, then repeat for thousands of years as he pleases to.
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A pregnant woman was on her way to the hospital when her.
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If you don't like dogs, you will definitely love this one. From just a pet to a protector.
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When I saw those stones, I couldn't help buh to ask the driver why he had so many stones in his car. He talked about the insecurity of the country and then showed me his catapult, man said he isn't going down without a fight, if anything sup for streets.
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Wait for when it was time for him to walk into Twitter. 😂😂😂
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Shadrach, Mishak and Abednego in the furnace.
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@_valkiing The guy was just acting all weak in the boxing ring, taking all hand taps she was throwing. Then, she got relaxed, let her guard down and he moved in with one KO punch #iStan 🙌🙌🙌.
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I hope his commentary especially about the lion makes your day. He is totally hilarious. 😂😂😂.
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It's not only me that will watch this wrestling.
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I just can't count how many times I have seen this video, I find it so hilarious. Don't watch if you have food/liquid in your mouth. 😂😂😂.
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The accuracy in this video is 99.9%.What do you think? 😂😂😂
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And if I do, what will they do? .Send me to jail? 😂😂😂.
It's illegal to masturbate if you're an inmate in a U.S. prison.
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WHERE DO YOU FIT IN? 😂. Twitter CEO's.🎇2006.🎇2007.🎇2008. Twitter Board Members .🎇2009.🎇2010.🎇2011.🎇2012. Twitter Senior Mgt Level.🎇2013.🎇2014.🎇2015.🎇2016. Twitter Junior Mgt Level.🎇2017.🎇2018. Fresh graduates from Facebook.🎇2019.
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After a successful surgery on the President, the IGP had to undergo his own too. #EndSWAT.
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Every time I want to go and jog in the morning, but then I remember my bank account balance. If I don't have NAIRA at least I shouldn't be losing POUNDS.
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With two extra hands, I can't even draw this. 😭😭😭.
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This is what happens when the Bush meat becomes the hunter. 😂😂😂
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Lord Sky has blessed us with a #CoronavirusPandemic jam, featuring Cardi B, Lasisi and some great choreographers. 🔥🔥🔥.
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When you see a vehicle burning, resist the urge to take pictures so close to it. If you must take pictures, stay far far away.
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I wanted to burn the dried grasses I cleared today and there was no matches at home. So I GOOGLED "how to start a fire" and I got 10,369 MATCHES.
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How can we be fighting and you will go and carry sharp knife? .Do you want to kee me?
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*Job interview in a psychiatry*. Doc: So you are interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people?. Me: I’ve been on Twitter for 8 years now. Doc: Very good, the job is yours.
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GOTV subscription expired and sitting room looks like a ghost town, nobody is holding remote hostage again. NTA has never looked so clear and interesting to watch, wow nice station.
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To get a full understanding of the #FirstBankIPTheft tag, take your time to go through this press release by @xtremecr8
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Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes right? .But whenever there's something in my eye it is always an eyelash and I find it very Eyeronic. 😏😏😏.
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What manner of love is this! .Paid the ultimate sacrifice, wow! .
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John: "Dad, who is an alcoholic?". John's Dad: "Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.". John: "hmm, Dad, there are only 2 trees.".
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Terrorist groups in Nigeria .(In no particular order) . Boko haram .SARS.Armed Fulani herdsmen.SARS.I say SARS.Bros, I say SARS again. #ENDSARS #EndPolicebrutality.
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After watching this video. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not ready for #MoneyHeist4. The fire iz too much 🔥🔥🔥.Everything can go to hell in a flash.
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A president elect isn't present in his very own presidential inauguration lecture. Okay o!
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Most of you are single now because you started dating right from JSS1. You have exhausted your dating bundle. And subscription renewal is not so easy to come by. 😂😂😂.
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Doctor: You're pregnant.Girl: 😊😊😊😍😍😍.Doctor: You're having twins.Girl: 😭😭😭.Doctor: Isn't that a good thing?.Girl: I don't know who the father of the second baby is. 😭😭😭. (* You are the Doctor, react with a meme *).
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Happy birthday to me, I'm a year older today. 🎉🎉🎉.Thank you CNN for the birthday shout-out, I didn't see that coming. 🙏
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Now now, video done show. Williams Uchemba is a case 😂😂😂.Shay they want to re-design the Naira, oya paint the building too. 😁😁😁
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This is what I get for helping a friend. What did I do wrong? 😭😭😭😭
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You see all these epp Sega is offering us ba, na this woman be the real MVP. Na only understanding wife fit allow her husband dey work the way this guy dey work. 🙌🙌🙌.We celebrate you ma'am 😍😍😍.
When I was getting married, I didn’t just recite my own original vows, I also didn’t say I do. I simply told the Priest “I accept the Terms and Conditions!” ⛱
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If you boarded an aircraft between 11:10am and 11:30am from the airport in Abuja today, I just want to let you know that you are a very proud person. I was on the ground waving at y'all and none of you waved back at me. Bunch of proud people, ordinary wave back you didn't. 😡😡.
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I think Mazi felt attacked by Dj Cuppy's tweet. Catching sub that wasn't really directed at him.
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@Oku_yungx I don't know her buh if she goes to court to legalize that marriage. I will disown her too.
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@ChimarokeNamani Continuation of the video of Sen. @ChimarokeNamani passionately opposing the Social Media Bill. We #SayNoToSocialMediaBill
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@von_Bismack Left handed people (lefty) fear them o 😂.The second guy stood up buh trust me, his body system was still calibrating. The first guy is undergoing a complete OS format 😂😂😂.
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Whenever I say "I love you" and she says "awww, thank you bro". 😭😭.
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*When you go to war with China*. Soldier 1: Aswear Guys, that is the 8th time I've killed that guy.
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The car fell from this height and the driver survived. 😯😯😯
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I remember visiting a friend and he asked "if I would eat indomie?" I said "yes". Then he asked "with 2 eggs?" I said "yes".Then he asked "with soft drink to step it down?" and out of excitement I screamed "yeessss". Only for the idiot to say "oya bring money" 😞😞.
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When you finish eating food that the stew is composed of 60% fresh pepper, 30% dried pepper and 10% tomatoes. 😂😂😂
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We all need friends that can motivate us like this. I don't know where all that strength came from. 😂😂😂.
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I bought a DICTIONARY from a man who was hawking it in traffic and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank, right now I have NO WORDS for how angry I am. 😡😡😡.
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Sometimes, doing good could get you in trouble. Just look at this. 😭😭😭
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Twitter is not a safe street at all. The first edit off me. 😂😂😂.See for yourself.
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After dating for over 7 years, they finally got married. It was such an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
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Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake. Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake. Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake. Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake. Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake. Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake. Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake.
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This guy must be some kind of Super soldier or even a Cyborg. Never seen such a training, WTF! .
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Does anyone else get scared when a text reads "Can I ask you a question?".🙋🙋🙋.
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@TheViralTrendz "Son pass music .Mother likes to shoot video.Dad likes to beat" .- @MaziIbe_.
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God, I want to be able to tell people "I will see what I can do about it" and actually be able to do something about it. 🙏🙏🙏.
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Step 1: Buys bread.Step 2: Creates space inside the middle of the centre of the bread. Step 3: Puts hot moi-moi inside.
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A bee 🐝 that lives in America is actually called A USB.
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@Tochi_jr This is another definition of a "Twitter joke" .Outsiders go done dey insult you now 😂😂😂.
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