Thee Aries
@GiftedAsia
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my mom did this on me super last minute for Meg’s concert. I couldn’t stop getting compliments. Throwback hairstyles are that gworl
Parting ways with a hairstyle that you love and everyone loves on you is low key a mourning process lol.
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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin bout but we ain’t got it lol”.
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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.
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I’ll never ever take this role from her. This is her greatest work.
jennifer lopez during fittings and make up tests for 'selena', 1996
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These tampon commercials are the reason no one believes periods are a terrible and painful experience. They be having bitches running through a field of flowers, partying at clubs and hanging with the girls every night of the week. Tuh!.
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my niece’s 11th birthday was yesterday. She told me a boy in her grade gave her some perfume and scented lotions. Look what he gave her 😭
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A best friend can also be a soul mate. 7 billion people in this world and counting and y’all think soul mates only come in the form of a romantic partner? dead
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Somebody said white people shouldnt be mad about Black Panther cause they got Pink Panther LMAOOOOO. Fucking screaming.
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me practicing how I’d give my boyfriend Plan B money if men could get pregnant lol
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this is fucking hilarious without absolutely any context
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I just wanna know why she’s in a house full of Chief Keefs eating cereal with water lmao
LMAO 😂 why is this little girl in this environment???
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Not wanting kids because you know you’re selfish and too emotionally absent to care for them is not the villain y’all make it out to be. That’s one less child that would have to experience neglect. That’s one less kid in the foster system or one less abused kid.
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Places like iHop, Applebees, Buffalo Wild Wings, Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory and Texas Roadhouse are truly gems. Like it must suck pretending to hate those places cause the internet said it was tacky and cheap.
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Im at my niece’s graduation and she’s going to 5th grade. The principle mentioned that she can’t wait to see the kids at their high school graduation in 2031 and me and the lady sitting next to me said “damn” at the same time lmaooo
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fake laughing at work gotta be the most elite form of customer service skills. encountering guests/customers telling me about ‘funny’ shit that’s no where near amusing has trained me in ways unimaginable.
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Women prefer “I want you to come” vs. “If you want to come” because the ‘If you want’ often feels like “That wasn’t my plan initially but since you insisted, why not.” And It (can) feel like you’re intruding. it’s not hard to grasp why folks need that clarity.
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Yall be so young & beautiful dealing with shit that you don’t have to. please Don’t waste your youth on people who refuse to treat or love you correctly. time starts flying after you lose yourself. you blink once & you’re 45 with low self esteem & now you’re regretting your life.
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Time needs to slow tf down. I could've sworn this came out a few months ago.
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Duo lingo be like: “We noticed you haven’t done a Spanish lesson in days so you better count your fcking days pendeja” lmaooo.
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I love when you’re listening to music in your headphones and the song bounces back and forth between ears. It’s like an interactive experience lol.
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I worked in retail for 8 months and one thing I never did was physically stop anyone from stealing. those items in that store are insured and protected. It can be replaced. what if a customer stabs you and you bleed to death? Now you dead for nothing. let them niggas steal.
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*At thanksgiving*. The aunt that mind her business: “Psst! Come here. Just giving you these $50 cause you always been my favorite. Keep doing good in school.”. Me:
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Idk what it is about Megan Thee Stallion (actually I do) but she brings out the nastiest type of jealousy in people I’ve ever seen. Men and women alike.
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“i’ll wait. Cause i don’t need this rehearsal, y’all do. i know all the notes and all the lyrics so ima just sit here and wait.”
Uzi looks like a youth choir director at a "hip" church
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She managed to pimp out all her kids, exploit them and not look like the bad guy. A true capitalist. Can’t eem be mad lmao
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Owl City had absolutely no business bodying FireFlies like that.
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Giving your significant other alone time and space could solve so many issues. y’all are just so obsessed with this culture of being up under who you’re with 24/7. Suffocation makes shit expire at a faster rate. relax and be by yourself. It’s okay to maintain your individuality.
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I really just witnessed what happens when white people feel intimidated by a person of color lmao
Here's a new one: Local Fox anchors criticized this Black teen for working TOO hard
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Your mom'll get through this and beat that cancer. I plead the blood of Jesus over her. She will come through in Jesus' name I pray, Amen
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I need y’all to stop taking pictures of people you don’t know just to embarrass them online when they did nothing wrong
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do y’all realize that removing abortion rights will just induce resentful mothers who hate their children? If she didnt want the baby in the first place, what makes you think she wants to raise one? Foster homes will overpopulate & statistics on child neglect/abuse will skyrocket.
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I feel like if you can walk in a room and literally nobody assumes you’re black, I have news for you. If you can live life comfortably appearing as a whte person, I have news for you. If you have to show us your grandparents/parents to prove it, I got news for you.
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Gas station niggas are so aggressive & desperate acting. Then wanna ask you why you ‘acting shy’. First of all I’m scared for my life.
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I seen a post on IG that said “if the police never did wrong people would trust them. Nobody ever made a song called ‘fuck the fire department’ ” LMAO. CACKLING.
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The Salem Witch Trials Era really was a wicked time. mfs could legit lie and say you were a witch and boom, you getting water poured on you to wake you up at 3am and is being mobbed and dragged out to be burned at the stake. I —-.
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I cant be the only one noticing that white people who are genuine, stay in their lanes & not on that racist bullshit age oh so effortlessly
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and it’s because of the hypersexualization of black girls that stem from racist stereotypes such as the ‘jezebel’ caricature. this is why people are less likely to empathize with us when a sexual assault takes place because “well, they are sexual by nature”
Adults view black girls as less innocent than white girls, research shows
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I do not like people that clearly provoke you and then act aloof when you finally react.
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Lemonade Mouth was more musically advanced than High School Musical and it had a better plot that developed nicely and aged well. Y’all only hype HSM musical because it’s old & is significant to our childhoods. Old doesn’t equal better. I’m on y’all heads. I said what i said.
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Be aggressive about your goals. We ain’t getting any younger and we can’t get this time back. Go for it and go hard when you do.
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Even though 4c hair doesn’t stand a chance, this is groundbreaking for people with limited mobility and/or time.
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Sis, you haven't aged a day so we can pretend it's 15 years ago and you can give us another season.
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Child Support is the BARE MINIMUM & is the LEAST you’re being required to do. You dont have to make sure the child is well fed, emotionally stable, happy, not depressed, hair done, you dont have to spend time with them, enroll them in school. Pay that shit & stop complaining.
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Black people don’t walk around this bitch calling people wetb*cks, sp*cs, d*thead, Ch*nk and etc, so why do people of those ethnic groups think they can freely use nigga? it’s not synonymous with homie for y’all. If it’s not coming out of a black mouth, it’s a slur. Period.
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They was hating hard when the Princess of Genovia showed up to school with her silk press and plucked eyebrows. Bling bling btches is mad.
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Y’all are grown ass adults now. you’re responsible for your emotional intelligence at this point. it’s no longer about who hurt you or who made you this way. it’s about what YOU can do to fix YOUR problem. Playing the blame game will leave you ugly an stagnant. sorry not sorry.
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“because I’m the parent and you’re the child” never was and never will be a plausible response to a child’s discomfort about your parenting.
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these jobs don’t give a rats ass about you so don’t think twice about how you should quit or what way you should call in about taking some time off for mental/internal health purposes cause if you die, they gon have somebody fill in your spot a few days later. fuck them.
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Once you realize people hate themselves and have low self esteem, you understand more why they’re so nasty, competitive and pessimistic. Let them tend to that misery alone.
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Leaving the south shows you how there’s a huge lack of basic and general hospitality. Saying hello to people in passing shouldn’t be seen as a huge thing that requires so much effort. If we make eye contact, a simple ‘how ya doin’ suffices.
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why do people assume I think I’m better than them based on how I talk and decide to carry myself? do I think I’m better than you or do YOU think I’m better than you? ask yourself that one.
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I read that a menstrual cycle (can) induce psychosis. I find it so interesting that women don’t have lead numbers in crime rates because you literally ‘lose your mind’ monthly.
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this idea that toxic people give the best sex is really coming from a warped perspective if you ask me. you’re being deprived of love, respect and kindness regularly, of course you gon think the sex is bomb. it’s the only form of intimacy they’re giving you that’s positive.
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People just need to hug more. That’s why everybody is mad and annoyed. We need more money and more hugs.
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we know how to acknowledge attractiveness and keep it the fuck moving, that’s why.
Girls will walk pass you and be like “he fine” and keep walking 🙄🤦🏽♂️.
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This is why kids need theater arts in grade school. A lot of you should be actors, not rappers.
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the concept of a female only gym needs to be put in place. i promise you we’re only there to workout. not to be hit on, not to be assaulted, not to be made to feel uncomfortable, we’re not wearing certain gym attire for your attention. we just tryna get in shape. damn.
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husband or boyfriend, it doesn’t matter. don’t ever get comfortable living on a man’s money. people wake up & feel different about shit everyday. have your own money so you can have your own back.
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At our big age, everything boils down to a very simple concept: how would I feel if this were me/done to me? That would quite litchrally solve everything. Why? Because empathy is the solution.
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y’all posting videos from the 90s saying “parties like this >>>” is hilarious to me. we COULD have parties like that. y’all be so engrossed in your phones, are obsessed with this “I’m not friendly” rhetoric shit and thinks twerking is the only dancing that warrants a good time.
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Be safe when you guys go and see Black Panther. With all these shootings taking place - especially racially motivated ones - someone could easily pick a theater that’s showing Black Panther knowing many black people will be there and let some shit loose. Stay on guard, y’all.
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@KRLT88 I said the same thing lmaoooo but she told me they went to the mall for it. Which seems believable cause it’s all travel size 😂.
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If I were a film maker, this would inspire me so bad.
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History of American southern accents. I’m obsessed with how she switched through them so effortlessly
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How to Catch a Predator was quality television. Publicly outting pedophiles and holding them accountable for their actions? you don’t get TV like that anymore.
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Poverty has a way of stripping people of their humanity. You can’t really relax, you can’t experiment and explore yourself because you’re too distracted with surviving. Most times it’s not a lack of ability, it’s just a lack of resources.
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I love when parents still make grand gestures for their children in adulthood. Paying bills, paying off cars, buying property, gifting their kids nice things just because. A parent never stops parenting and I love to see that.
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a man ever told you “I could have you if I really wanted you” and you just
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proof that men can’t handle what they dish out lol.
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keep that same energy when a gay man finds you attractive and wants to touch you cause we all know y’all fear harassment from gay men in the same way y’all harras women but ok
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Is menstrual depression a thing? because every time my cycle comes or is about to come, my mental health declines severely. I have low energy, no motivation to do anything and on top of physical pain, I’m just overall sad the whole time. emotions completely displaced.
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they understand, they know it’s happening, they just don’t care until it’s them.
Screaming "Trump Guy" Arrested At Airport Says Cops Are "Treating Me Like A Fucking Black Person" [VIDEO] -
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stank ass attitudes on Latina women is sexy but stank ass attitudes on black women make us intimidating, unapproachable, bitter and unattractive. and that’s how you spell selective discrimination/prejudice, ladies and gentlemen. thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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People have a bad habit of projecting who they think you are onto you based on how you look, what you have or what you do. Then be mad when you’re nothing like the idea in their head. You literally just invented a made up storyline in your mind. You are not okay.
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Y’all gas sex at abnormal rates. Like, no matter how lit it is, it’s just sex. y’all value and depend on it for stabilization too much. Sex is aight but it’s temporary and i can’t believe y’all allow it to drive you to insanity, fight, stalk and kill people. couldn’t be me.
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Can somebody link me to the Obama girls' friends? I just want talk to them hoes. Just for five seconds. I'm not gon hit none of em
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Ive seen the angriest person immediately soften up once accountability was taken for the harm caused against them. All you gotta do is be sorry, mean it and follow up with your actions. It’s not complicated at all when you come from a sincere place.
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Imagine running your hands down yo mans chest with these bad boys. Yes ma'am
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today marks the anniversary of the first time I decided to pick up an acrylic brush. this really changed my life fr.
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Rob49 bailed out nonviolent offending dads for Fathers Day. Now that’s how you give back to the community! God bless that young man.
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Origins of the southern accent. I found this quite interesting.
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Hannah Baker could’ve avoided 90% of the drama that she was involved in had she stayed her ass home.
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This unity made me so happy. It's like "nigga you tired, I'm tired, we both tired. Lay ya head on me and Ima lay mine on yours bro"
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I really hate people that point out other people’s flaws everywhere we go. Like you are projecting so bad and this the last time we kicking it.
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Unpopular opinion: I think is DISGUSTING that men don’t wipe after they pee. Don’t care if it’s ‘the norm’ normal doesn’t mean sanitary.
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Sis being mad bougie with the name of these in the replies so ima tell everybody. They're Pig Suede Fleece SK8-HIs. Include specific color
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