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Fuck
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@ebitdaddy90 Well then they all bad as fuck
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@OPtighthole Come on man, just google “meadow soprano”
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19 days
Hey man, just thought I should let you know that you’re wearing Hey Dudes. Not sure if you meant to purchase them or wear them, but just letting you know they’re on your feet right now and it’s making us all look bad.
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@HLRacketeer Turtle was a fucking G
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@KingOfCush1 Meadow is ascended well above goomah status, you know that
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@w1thcomputers I fucking hate that team with a passion and thought the same shit
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3 months
Fuck
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@MurphyJLloyd Damn she’s a forward broad
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@len0killer She feared him saying stuff like "bruh, sometimes life be on bullshit and i just wanna float away"
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4 months
@ForePlayPod If I designed a course I would let everyone play it except Democrats and Dan Rapaport
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@TylerIAm average LSU gymnast NIL deal
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Damn…respect on keeping it updated man
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@kjones707 Marry fasho she a fuckin goddess
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1 month
Foodacris occupations ranked: 1. Boat salesman 2. Mysterious right wing lobbying operative (org. Unknown) 3. Kayak salesman 4. Head tennis pro, Greenwood CC 5. Moderator, r/Future subreddit 6. Dairy Queen day shift 7. Cookout night shift Feel free to share your ranking!
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6 months
@Daniel_Rapaport This is almost Rovell-level bad tweeting
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Rhino
29 days
@BrentonHend44 “Hey mom can you buy me the worst fucking pair of Rainbows known to man? Yeah just whichever look the most dogshit thanks”
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Rhino
4 months
Tomorrow when I wake up, I will still be #SungjaeArmy . On Sunday when I wake up and see who is donned with the green jacket, I will still be #SungjaeArmy . 365 days from today, #SungjaeArmy . This is a lifestyle, not a performance.
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@thfc_coorslight If I saw you in public I’d kill myself in front of you to alter the trajectory of your life forever
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Rhino
2 months
. @RiggsBarstool thinks he's hot shit and frankly many golf fans have had enough of it and @ForePlayPod in general. You and your band of Yankee clowns have visited Southern courses with a complete lack of decorum, disrespect for the game, and, worst of all, cannot take criticism.
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1 month
@spence_niems If you own that belt you’re a fucking dipshit
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2 months
Will never stop over posting music on my burner.
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2 months
I’ve seen a lot of names thrown around for Trump’s VP pick, but I think that a Trump/Foodacris ticket would actually do incredibly well. At first, “Who the fuck is Foodacris?” One month later, a ten mile line to get into the shed and listen to Future. Shame he’s not 35.
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@sketchy_cactus Found the socks with Birkenstocks wearer
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3 months
Yeah that’s it right there. Yeah keep going. Yep, back of the balls too. #thanks
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2 months
Got you boy
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@KanesCabDriv3r One hit of this and you start seein Chuck Schumer
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2 months
Joel Crenshaw, Jerry Ferkle, David Krappenshitz
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4 months
@Daniel_Rapaport Is this really a tweet you posted?
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3 months
Jewdacris
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1 month
Just found out my online friend Xans spent $100 on a Phish hoodie. Would’ve rather found out he’s triple vaxxed.
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3 months
Best $4.45 you can spend
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2 months
Rhino has a problem with occasionally pissing money down the toilet.
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Rhino
20 days
Fugayzi, fugazi. It’s a whazy, it’s a whoozie. It’s fairy dust. It doesn’t exist. It’s never landed, it’s no matter. It’s not on the elemental chart.
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3 months
BBQ items ranked in Rhino’s opinion. I would love to start a discussion on this. 1. Burnt ends 2. Jalapeño sausage 3. Brisket 4. Pulled pork 5. Smoked chicken 6. Ribs (sorry) Rhino is well-versed in BBQ, having had many in TX/OK/NC/MS/TN. Need to get to AL for some goods.
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With the first overall pick in the NBA draft the Atlanta Hawks select Stickson Bennett
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3 months
Rhino was a bad boy this weekend. Rhino is sorry to God.
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@Daniel_Rapaport @OliLondonTV First tweet of yours I’ve ever enjoyed
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I’ll take what I can fucking get these days. #Grateful
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@JDCLASSIC @Amanda_Balionis Could probably get someone hotter to do the interviews
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Rhino
26 days
I’m pro DUIs/reckless driving/steroids/drug use on football teams personally. If you don’t have a Pat Tillman you have a Michael Irvin. Really only a few kinds of personalities on a lot of college teams.
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@Daniel_Rapaport Worst post yet man congrats
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Captain Afters
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Hearing Fooda explain burner twitter drama like he’s Mel Kiper analyzing a potential first round hybrid Edge/OLB in Spaces is what keeps me coming back
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@stinkamann1 Correct. Please don’t hang around me. Have a nice day sir.
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@schmeeberton She actually also has 24 hours in a day. She just probably doesn’t spend 18 of them smoking weed on the couch. Hope this helps.
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@schmeeberton @SouthernandFat LB following oversized loads wherever they may go. Color me unsurprised.
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I should just say that I do not think they have ever released a bad song. I know I left some big ones off this list but this is my true Top 30. Would love to discuss below.
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Widespread Panic
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@jorgeconstanza_ U thought that was the whole collection 😂😂😂 that’s what came back from the dry cleaners son
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@TheGuru Guru, I can’t explain how much you’ve done for me and my children. I was on the verge of bankruptcy before finding your Twitter and now my kids have trust funds and are fully decked out in Vineyard Vines. They call their teachers “peasants” and it puts a smile on my face everyday
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3 months
Oklahoma drill in the parking lot tonight. Thee Doll House, Myrtle Beach SC. Any takers?
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2 months
Trojans Locker Room is what the clubhouse would look like at a 9 hole muni named “Foodacris National”
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Arrogant Nation✌🏻
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Summer Enrollee Braylon Conley will wear 22 this season ✌🏻 #FightOn ✌🏻
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Lois deserved better than Peter. Peter was an honorable man but I doubt he satisfied Lois in bed.
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@NoCapCapitalLLC Which one cleaned the most yayo off that coffee table
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@LouStagner This never happened. You don’t play with other people. You play with yourself. Yes that’s a double entendre. I’m saying you jerk off a lot and play golf by yourself.
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@nickysmokess Bags gonna hit tonight
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The worst group of burners are the NYC fintwit guys. Obviously a few exceptions, as is the case with anything, but they have to collectively be the worst.
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@Daniel_Rapaport You don’t speak for the golf community as a whole. Get that through your fucking skull.
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3 months
They need one of those portals inside Magic City and the other side is a random village in India
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2 months
Of course that’s your contention. You’re a second year Future fanatic. You just got done with EVOL but your two favorites are DS2 and High Off Life. Let me guess, you like 56 nights because of Esco’s backstory? Have you even listened to Pluto 3D, appreciated the 808s on Monster?
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Long hot summer day #thanks
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Well I’ve decided. I’m gonna watch The Sopranos again for the 9th time.
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Foodacris is the type of guy to get drunk and kill his wife and kids
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Foodacris the type of guy to ride shotgun with his legs crossed
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If you put ducks on the dashboard of your Jeep, send me your home address please.
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@mrgillly 4 beers being better than 12 beers 😂😂😂 what the fuck is this church camp?
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Never gets old
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Just went to the worst Cava ever. Note to the employee with an attitude: The septum ring and estrogen isn’t working bro.
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Rhino Thanks transferred to Auburn after one year at Miss State. The offense fit his style of play better and Brandon Walker wouldn’t stop texting him. The Auburn Tigers are 8-0 and have no plan on stopping. Will Rhino Thanks be a national champion?
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3 months
Not quite sure you can beat it
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@xclaudiatihan Claudia, you’re a beautiful woman and seem like a wonderful soul. What do you say to you, Rhino, and a bottle or two of Malbec on the beach? I’m in a really beautiful area and feel as though your stunning looks would only compliment the surroundings more. Thanks.
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@thagreb02 Sorry it’s not Loro Piana or Brunello Cucinelli you fucking yank
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All I do is eat oysters. And speak six languages in three voices.
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